>Tonight's episode of "The Big Bang Theory" is going to have a lot of jokes tied to its title.
>The wildly popular CBS series has been building up to this momentous occasion through lots of the ups and downs in the relationship between the geek scientists, known to fans as "Shamy."
>Fan favorite characters Sheldon (Jim Parsons) and Amy (Mayim Bialik) will lose their virginity to each other.
>In the episode, titled "The Opening Night Excitation," Sheldon faces the ultimate geek test: He must choose between seeing "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" on opening day and sleeping with Amy to celebrate her birthday.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/17/entertainment/big-bang-theory-finale-kaley-cuoco-feat/
#JustNerdThings
>>25058074
I hate this show and it's inaccurate portrayal of "nerd culture".
>>25058074
>He must choose between seeing "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" on opening day and sleeping with Amy to celebrate her birthday.
How long does it take to sleep with a nrrrrrrd grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl?
It takes so long you have to cancel an entire evening's worth of plans?
Does she make you stop and prove yourself with trivia about bosons?
What the fuck?
lel just fuck in the theater
i have never watched a single episode of this show
>can't decide to fuck or see star wars
LMAO NERD PROBLEMS AMIRITE
>>25058074
why not see star wars then bang?
>>25058074
Star Wars all day, every day.
Why anyone would choose to have sex with a girl is beyond me.
Anyone else notice conservative adults love this show and Sheldon?
DUDE NERDS LMAOOOOO
>>25059012
>not being likeable
Normies love losers as long as you don't get in their way. Where I work, the office ladies always bring me food and offer to help me with pretty much anything. So far I've been helped with doing my taxes for the first time and to find a place to move out to for cheap, one of them had a relative that was a landlord and got me a place for super cheap.
What they wont help you with is getting a gf.
I mean, how hard is it even to be likeable? The only people who make enemies are chads that aren't yesmen and aren't always polite with their thank you and sorry.
Anyways, this was a dumb premise, since he could always just watch star wars the next day. You cant really wait another year to sleep with your virgin gf on her birthday.
But you guys don't get that the comedy of the show comes from the surreal situations. I haven't watched the show, but the plot for this does sound funny.
>went to Toys "R" Us to buy a Christmas gift for my niece
>haven't been to a toy store in ages
>see a bunch of Lego displays
>there's a Big Big Theory Lego set
>it has all the characters and is basically a tiny recreation of some apartment
>69.99
What kid would fucking want this? You could get like three badass vehicles or castles or something for that price
>>25059164
>kid
You forget how normies are bigger losers than we are.
They have hobbies like watching adventure time, using coloring books, and legos.
>>25058282
Good otherwise you will be subjected to "jokes" like this
https://youtu.be/pbRWD-9rIk0
>>25059164
>What kid would fucking want this?
>>>/toy/
>>25059104
You're either somewhat attractive or such a hopeless case you beat drowned refugee kids in the pity olympics.
>>25059315
If I were attractive they would have offered to give me a gf right?
I think I look fairly normal, but so socially submissive that its probably why they pity me. I don't mind it, I got lots of presents for christmas last year from coworkers.
This show is horrible. Penny is a complete bitch with no interesting personality or hobbies not to mention a total slut. She always acts like all the cool facts Sheldon says are boring and everytime she is subjected to a question too 'nerdy' she twirls her eyes and a laughing track plays. This show is one big cuckshow it's mind blowing really because Penny is always the cool cat and all the silly nerds just don't understand how to live like a cool normie like her while they are one of the best scientists in America and really work hard and study hard. Oh and nerds have never ever heard about anime and nobody ever only ancient shows like star trek and super hero stuff nothing that normies might possible like a little. They look like realy cool friends with Penny treats them like fucking dirt wtf man.. If you haven't watched this show, never watch it. Never.
>>25059450
Please don't bully penny, she is a good girl. She is never that mean to Sheldon, she just likes to playfully tease, like /sp/ does with banter.
Watch the episode where Sheldon got interviewed for the Spock documentary.
Didn't Amy and Sheldon break up?
>>25059514
It's Bethesda-tier writing. What did you expect?
>>25059480
No she is really a fucking piece of shit. I might try watching it again but so far she is a complete bully herself and I wonder why they even let that nagging bitch in their chill appartment she only ruins the atmosphere. Every single time.
>>25059443
What if office ladies want the D
>>25059705
Well I don't want to give D, I want to have a relationship with love and cuddles. I'm a sensitive boy.
>>25059592
No she isn't a bully, stop projecting your shitty life experiences on an already shitty show.
>>25059756
>keeps posting anime pics
Boy you sure seem weak and sensitive
>>25059195
That last joke was actually pretty funny
That was fucking painful to watch though
>>25059450
They watch anime, they make jokes about it. The brown one even played one of those dating games. They also like new stuff like "new nerd stuff" like WoW, cartoons, and superhero TV shows.
Also while Penny IS a slut and I hate her personality, she is never mean to them.
If you are going to complain about a shitty show at least do it right.
>>25059957
Did I say she was ever mean? Just really condencending and sometimes shse really is mean for no reason. And they don't make jokes about anime maybe like fucking 1 or 2 times in total which doesn't qualify. You're an idiot.
>>25059772
Where the fuck do you even get that. Do you think I had the exact same life experience as I just mentioned? Really?
>>25059195
>My computer came with windows 7
>[audience begins laughing to death]
>american comedy
I'm pretty sure that in a past episode Sheldorp decried Star Wars in favor of Star Trek, probably for being fantasy with some space-paint, not true sci-fi.
But whatever, fuck logic. Star Wars is "le nerdy xDDD"
>>25058074
pls someone post bazermba/bamzooki/zimbabwe/bazooka comics
>>25059195
>one of the top youtube comments is install gentoo
Fucking /g/
>>25058074
>He must choose between seeing "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" on opening day and sleeping with Amy to celebrate her birthday.
Meanwhile in reality "nerdy" girls lose their virginity in high school to the group chad.
>>25059164
I bought a lego DeLorean from Back to the future few years back. I keep it on display, its a pretty neat thing
>>25060463
I've known a genuinely nerdy girl and come to think of it, despite being homeschooled I do think she lost it at like 16 yeah. she was bi so it was to a girl though so arguably doesnt count.
by nerdy I mean spent all her time watching star trek and playing second life.
>>25060562
Nerdy girls are not THAT hard to come by. But whats very rare are single nerdy girls, most of them are either in a serious relationship or already married
>>25059195
This joke wasn't actually terrible.
The main issue are the idiotic laugh tracks.
Bosnia-Herzegnovia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSR1bbcxLpk
>>25058118
It's more of a comitment thingy...if he just says "nah we'll fuck and then we'll see the movie" that might mean that he doesn't put his gf at #1 spot
Only faggots watch this
>sex or star wars
Normie problems guys
>>25063695
It's actually a nerd problem but only nerds like me would understand.
>>25063695
Is that shit a real movie?
>>25058074
Fucking normies keeping shit shows like this going.
>>25063877
Yes, he's not allowed to masturbate either which makes it a bit more understandable, but still, it's a window into the normie mentality.
>>25059195
>That laugh track
Every time
>>25059164
>lego
How do these squarehead jews keep getting away with selling their overpriced pieces of plastic?
Worst thing is is that shitkids automatically get pissy when you buy one of the cheaper alternatives. For some wierd reason. Fuck lego and fuck kids.
>Parents always comparing me to Sheldon
>They heard about this episode
>Told me that if Sheldon has sex they will pay for a prostitute for me so they can keep calling me Sheldon and comparing me to him
It isn't fucking fair. I want to lose my virginity when the time comes but they have already told me i WILL have no choice and may have to quote Sheldon during the sex
>>25064394
Lego sets are for cultured men
>>25064534
Wut
[Surprisingly not an original comment]
Don't let this thread die. Let's watch the episode together.
>tfw my parent are watching it right now AND ENJOYING IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
reminder that it is human instinct to think something is funny when you hear laughing
>>25065976
Your parents are normies. What did you expect? They love this show to point and laugh at people like us. I would too if I was a normie.
How do people find this show funny?
>>25058074
>Mayim Bialik
Isn't she a lesbian in real life?
Yeah, I can feel the chemistry from here.
>tried to watch bbc theory
>can't get past the fucking laugh track
>"oh, you're too stupid to know what a joke is, let the fake audience tell you..."
>over and over and over and over
>>25059195
That isn't a terrible bit. Not hilarious, but not really UNfunny. The laugh tracks makes it unbearable though
>>25059195
>people defending and justifying this
Big bang fags gb2 leddit
>>25064534
Time for you to get laid, anon.
>>25059514
Sheldon remembered a song, and all is well now.
>>25058074
> Finally fuck your GF after years
or
> Go watch star wars
Nigger just watch it a day later it ain't going to DVD anytime soon
>>25066448
iirc she's a super conservative jewish woman so no I don't think she's a lesbian
Will Sheldon finally turn into a normie
it's a stupid show i don't get how people like the show.
>>25064534
report your parents to the police
then you can be a virgin in peace, and you don't have to visit those normal faggots in prison, either
try to manipulate it so they don't even have anywhere to go when they're paroled
sell the house, get yourself evicted etc
>>25059797
I'll take that as a compliment.
Oyasumi.
>>25059195
This is such horrid shit, I cant believe this show still exists.
>can't decide to go see star wars alone or torrent it
this the real struggle family.
Fuck the big bang theory but don't you dare tell me that is not a fucking excellent plot for a television episode
