Why don't you become a Taxi Driver?
>No qualifications needed
>Choose your own working hours
>Can keep your sedentary lifestyle
>Good practice for talking to people to improve your social skills
>Paralytic young club sluts there to be taken advantage of
Admit it, you're basically Travis Bickle already. You are completely alone, you hate society, women and niggers, you can't get laid for love nor money, you live in squalor and you have violent fantasies of retribution on a daily basis.
Bickle worked 12 hour shifts and earned enough money to arm himself to the teeth and visit his favourite porn cinemas every day. You have zero career prospects so why not become a taxi driver?
My uncle is a taxi driver in UK, he frequently gets knives pulled on him. It's dangerous shit. I'm a peaceful NEET.
I don't know my way around this city and uber is taking over
>implying any of these aspies have drivers licenses
>>25057927
Because Uber requires a good driving record and my letting one of my roommates drive my car(not telling me she didn't have a license) fucked it up last summer fucked it up. She merged into a Jaguar on the highway which cost me $5k.
>>25057927
>no qualifications needed
>implying passing and having a driver's license isn't a qualification
kill yourself you dumb ass faggot
>>25058121
>she cost you $5K
>probably didn't fuck or blow you
>didn't even send you nudes
>definitely didn't pay for any of the damages
>all you got was royally fucked and a "omg i'm soooooo sorry anon"
The real fucking question is why the fuck didn't you kill her?
>no qualifications needed
Actual NYC yellow cabbie here. The hours are shit and you make around 200 bucks a day.
You need to take courses, pass an exam, as well as background check/drug test.
The job is mostly mundane and boring.
>>25058245
This right here. Fuck no I'm not getting a driver's license. I fucking hate driving.
>>25058489
Try a motorcycle, way more fun if you dont care about the hightened risk of dying. I dont want to live anyway desu so it works out
>>25058447
Boston cabbie here.
All that plus a medallion costs a fuck load of money, plus Uber is taking our business.
>>25058534
>try a motorcycle
You need a license for a motorcycle too you dumb fucking piece of shit, kill yourself immediately you dumb sack of shit.
>>25058535
Are you guys allowed to pick up street hails? That and metered fares are the only advantages we have over Uber.
