When did you first realize your shit was fucked beyond repair?
>pic very related
Translation:
>I am trying to fuck Chad please leave me alone
>>25057652
oh shit nigga
u fucked up
>>25057652
she texted you the same message twice. it means she wants a response. theres still hope anon
>>25057717
One was a text the other an imessage, she thought he didn't get the text.
block the number, change the contact name to "don't respond" and pretend this never happened.
>>25057741
Should I respond telling her "sorry it won't happen again" or just delete the contact
>>25057739
This. Or it was a signal carrier glitch, which sometimes happens
>>25057762
Only if you are truly sorry and won't let it happen again.
>>25057762
respond "ok" and then do what I told you
>>25057762
Delete. There's no fixing it and she's busy fucking other dude
>>25057762
dont be beta senpai
dont sorry. just block her and go on
>>25057762
dont do this >>25057785
dont respond or u will be cuked
just dont respond.
>I was on a date
What is that supposed to mean? You don't have to read your texts as soon as your phone goes off. It's not like he was supposed to know.
>>25057870
She probably had her ringer all the way up like a dumb cunt
>>25057870
It means she wants OP to know he has no chance.
she wants the D obviously, otherwise she wouldn't even answer, she even tried to make you jelous
OKAY I GET IT
>>25058058
BLOCK HER DONT RESPOND FOR THE SAKE OF ALL MEN
IF U RESPOND UR A BETA CUK
JUST FUCKING BLOCK HER
>>25058058
"I think I get it, congratulations"
>>25058058
Ask her how it went, and if it's anything other than "bad" just don't reply
>>25058058
Dude she was on a date
>>25058058
def ignore the cunt.
She's just looking for validation at this point.
>>25057870
It means that OP is unattractive and this girl would like him to leave her alone.
>>25058058
https://youtu.be/Om4_pz8lmBM
>>25058058
Please see the next post because is relevant to your situation
>>25057983
Use the force Luke..
>>25058058
"cool. who gives a fuck"
Then block and delete
>>25058058
and this is my problem why?
Text her this OP
>>25058058
DUDE
SHE WAS ON A DATE
WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND
GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK HEAD
SHE WAS ON A DATE
CAN YOU NOT DRUNK TEXT HER?
SHE WAS ON A DATE
>>25057652
>>25058058
Op: Find some chick, and chick, take a picture of your dick in her mouth, accidentally send it to her. Tell her: stop sending me texts. I'm on a date too.
>>25058299
IT WAS JUST A TEXT BRO
CHILL BRO
IT WAS JUST A TEXT
Damn son
Bloc lozzz
>>25058326
I don't think you fucking get it.
She was on a DATE bro.
A DATE
What were you thinking?
Texting her on a D A T E>TEXTING HER ON A DATE
>>25057652
>>25057684
>>25057762
>>25057870
>>25058058
>>25058299
>>25058639
>Thinking you can just stop talking to a girl for X ammount of time and when you are drunk or any other reason you need to talk to her again she is just waiting for you just like how you left her
>>25058763
>thinking OP has psychic powers and knew 1/ she was on a date 2/she was rude enough to fiddle with her done while on a date
>>25058763
Don't be a retard, this is entirely beside the point
>>25058058
Is this girl slightly retarded? Who says this that many times
Also
>le monki face emoji
>>25058763
Are you implying the male has to start the conversation always?
>>25058058
lel, at this point you should just try to see how long you can keep this going
>"oh sorry, were you on a date or something?"
you think thats bad? i sent like 6 messages before she even woke up to read them, and they were really, really gay.
cant even bring myself to post em
>>25059288
>sent like 6 messages before she even woke up to read them, and they were really, really gay
Oh god anon, I know this feel.
>you will never forget about it
>you will never forgive yourself
>>25058058
not cool man
she was on a date
>>25059288
Post them family
>>25058216
OP please do this
it's the only alpha thing you will ever do in your life
>>25059547
cant do it man, just cant do it
they will show everyone here how much of a severe head case i am
i couldn't even read through them, fuck. ant imagine screencapping them
>>25059141
How did you even get that from that post? Are you genuinely retarded?
>>25059604
do it OP we are all head cases
>>25057652
fuck that guy, dude
I got second hand embarrassment just from reading that. You need to change your name and move to a new country OP.
>>25059604
Post your mistakes so we can learn from them
>>25059604
Come on man, you're among friends. I can assure you at least half of us have done equally or more cringy shit. We gotta laugh at ourselves sometimes, and learn from our mistakes. Besides, no one will know who you are irl.
>>25059604
You can't share something like that and not post 'em fa m
does anyone else scroll through their facebook friends looking for slightly shy girls to message to hook up? ive asked 4 now and they all rejected me
>>25057652
>texting women
>ever
Why are you here?
>>25057652
That's kind of what you get for acting like a retard
>hur hur senpai derf
>>25059670
>>25059659
>>25059616
i...i don't think your bodies are ready
this was exactly a month after last speaking to her. we almost dated, i really liked her like an idiot but some shit happened in her life and she dropped me. was drunk on almost a 750ml vodka at the time, was smoking pot, etc. im 18
dont be a walking cringe show like me
im gonna have to leave the thread after i post this
I'd have followed up with a snapchat about her pussy with a group of friends. Like loud as hell too so the dude she was with could hear a group of men talking about her pussy.
I love being an ass.
>>25059818
Holy shit senpai, I'd move to another country, get plastic surgery and start fresh somewhere else, pretend like I never existed after that
>>25059818
meh. we've all been there.
>>25059818
sweet
but beta
never EVER share your emotional troubles with a women
they want a rock, not a whiner
>>25059893
>never EVER share your emotional troubles with a women
>they want a rock, not a whiner
Women are worthless, what's new?
>>25059885
No, we haven't. If she doesn't want to talk to you, being a pathetic sadsack like >>25059818
Isn't going to change her mind. I'll message a girl once, MAYBE twice without a response and then if she wants to talk to me shes got my number. Learn to take a hint.
>>25059818
You best believed she saved pics of that and is showing it to all her friends and family. Good god you fucked up son, you'll always think about this and cringe in the future. Hope you learned your lesson.
>>25059954
well fuck me for trying to make the guy feel better you autist
>>25059968
she was from okcupid originally and lives about 30 miles away. only one mutual friend on jewbook, so it hasnt come back to me.
yet
>>25058058
Send her a dick pic senpai
>>25059818
>tfw youre that guy that this girl talks to her current boyfriend about
>>25059945
do not blame the dog for acting like a dog
do not blame the child for acting like a child
do not blame the woman for acting like a woman
>>25060032
If only more libcucks knew this
>>25059818
This is touching anon
I want to make an emo song and use this as lyrics
At least I would if I could sing
>>25059893
>Women don't want someone who is not perfect and has his own problems
>Women don't want to help you in any way, they need a strong men to help them
>Most women will actually agree with what you have said
I'm an asshole when I say that most of them are worthless, selfish bitches.
>>25059818
God damn, son, what are you doing?
>using senpai unironically
>being this autismo
Leave the memes here.
>Be immigrant in the Uk from eastern europe
>Haven't seen neighborhood friends in years
>Life is generally horrible, I don't have any friends here, studying and working a lot
>22 y/o kissless virgin btw
>Message someone who was a good friend of mine years ago
>"seen"
>mfw
What's the point anymore, guys?
>>25059818
Optimal solution for you:
>get out of this thread
>get off the internet
>get out of this universe forever
never come back
>>25058058
"no, this is patrick."say it
>>25060595
Simple solution pal is fuck off to where you came from, cunt.
>>25058058
"Blocked"
>>25058058
DUDE, you HAVE the send her a penis
>>25058763
My post had nothing to do with literally anything you said, retard.
>>25060980
>that guy's beard
>>25060595
I will be your friend tovarisch.
Where you at?
>>25060980
Bruhthanks robot
>>25058058
say this: - what? tell me again because i didn't understand
>>25060484
Thats not true at all desu. Doesnt sound like the case with this girl form what he said about her checking in on him, and he said some stuff happened in her life and we dont know what that was.
but nobody wants someone they havent spoken to in a month to suddenly get in touch, while drunk, and put all of their problems on them. Yes its not his fault that this shit has happened to him, but its not fair of him to do that, or you to expect her to enjoy that. Pretty sure 99% of guys would run a mile too in that situation
>>25060980
Watching Archer, good choice
>>25062127
"I could be watching Rick & Morty right now"
>>25057652
>I was on a date
she's either saying "don't talk to me"
or
"i'm riding around the cock carousel i wouldn't mind squeezing you in for an appt when this guys finished with me"
>>25062693
Keep reading the thread, it's even worse than that.
>>25060980
This picture is so fucking funny.
>>25059288
One night, at like 3 in the morning, I sent like 800 texts to my ex a week or so after she dumped me. She didn't even respond senpai.
Heartbreak's hell.
>>25057652
It's not your fault OP. You have estrogen surging through your system. You can't help but act like this.
>>25062714
just read the other messages. it's ogre
>>25059818
its not that bad anon. fuck all these numb, superficial motherfuckers. they have no heart.
id even say if you just would have written the first message and leave it with that it would have been a healthy and not at all cringy thing to do. true emotions are not cringy. faked emotions and manipulating tripping messages are cringy. you kinda went there with the other responses, but its still alright.
>>25062998
* guilt tripping
>>25062808
i know it.
She was on a date!
She probably got fucked by Chad or Tyrone
>>25059818
that's not nearly as bad as you were trying to picture it. I can very easily imagine texting something very similar to my ex, while drunk. I honestly hope it's gonna get better for you familia
>>25057652
>>25058058
>>25059818
this is good OP, but you need to confess your love for her. you need to say the words. send her a text, a facebook message, or even call her. but you have to say it. you have to lay all your cards on the table and tell this girl you love her more than words can express. that you want to be her daddy and for her to be your baby girl. you have to do this OP. you cannot live your life with the regret of never ultimately giving her the choice between a lifetime of love with you, or a quick fuck with some Chad who doesn't even care about her. please OP, please. don't let her be the one that got away. i'm a 35 year old kissless virgin. i had my chances with women and i never took them. it's too late for me, but not for you. you can salvage this. do it.
>>25058299
>>25058326
TEXTEROLI TEXTEROLI WHATS ON THE PHONETOLI
>>25063553
Don't do it, this man is a trickster
