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Holy shit help /r9k/ Cute grill I've been trying to get
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Holy shit help /r9k/
Cute grill I've been trying to get at asked me to study alone with her before a test.
We're all alone in a big room, I'm NEET as fuck.
What do?
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get up on that board and start doing work son
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>>25057537
Go up to her, shake her hand, kiss her cheek, and ask her how her weekend has been
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Proof we're alone. I sit at the front of class with her every day but I barely talk to grills.
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>>25057537
don't waste your time.
Have you not learned anything?
We live in an era where women think they all deserve no less than an 7/10 prince charming chad.
You are going to get hurt.
And once again you will get a reminder that white womyn are evil.
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Holy shit someone needs to clean those boards properly
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Actually do the work. She might like you but work before hoes
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OP go for it. Assume you're in a fight or flight situation and let the adrenalin take over then fug her.
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>>25057592
>literal neckbeard
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>neet
>studying

You're a fucking idiot
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> its rape time
do it fagget
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I literally have no knowledge in chemistry
>Literally failing class
>Grill wants me to help her study
Help /r9k/ I'm stuck here telling her random things about chemical bonding but I don't know if its correct. I'm a NEET in chemistry
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>NEET
>in college

fuck off nu male pussy whipped simp incel.
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>>25057537
do you even know what NEET stands for you fucking autist
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>>25057537
>NEET as fuck
>in college or hs
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>>25057537
>>25057592
You're not even a NEET you fucking faggot. Go back to reddit you retarded piece of shit.
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>>25057592
>being in highschool
MODS
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I should specify
I'm only NEET at chemistry, I'm in class maybe 1/5 classes. Basically not in education for that class
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>>25057592
leave you shitksin hipster redditor. NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Take pics of her ass
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>>25057765
You're not a fucking NEET if you go to any kind of school, at all, whatsoever.
Fucking idiot kill yourself immediately.
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Well fuck. Grill asked me up to the board to help solve lewis structure for NF3S.
Wish me luck lads.
Going in for the home run
If I solve it right do I put it in the front hole or the back?
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>>25057537
Lad that Lewis diagram looks easy as fuck

You need to git gud
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>>25057752
top fucking lel mate
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>literally no ass
you have shit taste,op.
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SHE FUCKING TOUCHED MY WRIST.
Why am I even bothering with you folks.
Road to normie land is close.
I'll be back after I get turned down lads.
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>'m NEET as fuck.
>asked me to study alone with her before a test.
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>>25057832
Put your hand on her leg an look her in her eyes. Then kiss
If youre alone in a room that means she likes you and finds you atleast somewhat attractive
If she refuses the kiss youve lost anyways and theres no sense in sitting there
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>NEET
>school
kek
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>>25057537
Fucking study you dumb fuck. Teach her shit she doesn't know and ask about shit you don't know. If you feel comfortable enough after tell her you had fun doing something as shitty as studying and would like a date.
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Stop taking pictures and posting them on 4chan dumbass. Study with her and try to avoid doing anything too stupid
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W E W L A D
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W
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A
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Grill is touchy, test starts in 3 minutes.
She asked me to have lunch with her.
What do boys?
I'll update after test, approximately 75 minutes.
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K.. KEEP ME POSTED


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>>25057592
Underage spotted
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>>25057537
>NEET as fuck
>study before a test
Leave
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>I'm NEET as fuck.

neet and being an autistic neckbeard are not the same things
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Just tell her that you are not as good in chemistry as she thinks you are and ask her if she wants to do something else.
Obviously,she just wants to do something with you.Why else would she ask to study chemistry with you if you arent even good?
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>>25057537
>>25057610

Step 1: shave, faggot
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>>25057624

Someone should clean THIS board properly
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>>25059764
Top qeq lad
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Not in
Education
Employment, or
Training

it doesn't just mean "introvert"

it's a real term with a definition
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do you even know what NEET is?

you fucking normalfag, go fuck her up the ass and leave this place... FOREVER
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>>25057592
>has a beard in highschool
Fug
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>>25059853
I had a beard in high school. You didn't?
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You're alone with your crush and you're posting on 4chan

You already lost
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>>25059877
I don't have one now and I'm almost 19
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>literally studying for chem 1 with an asian QT and shitposting on 4chan
kill yourself OP you're hopeless
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>>25059853
I could grow a goatee, and full beard in high school, heck at 16. And I did actually. I'm 1/4 middle easterner. Fuck, what the fuck was I thinking lmao. A beard on a 16 year old never suits you.
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>>25059853
>>25059877
shave
shave
shave
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>>25059937
im also blonded hair white guy
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>>25059937
>tfw could only grow that stubble that almost every pothead has
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>>25059877
I'm 20 and can't grow a half-decent beard.

FUCK BLONDE HAIR FUCK DUDE
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>>25057537
CHEM 11 Textbook
Lewis structure diagrams

son you're in hs just do it lol
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>>25057537
call her a fat whore,
girls love that
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>>25057592
HIGHSCHOOL FAG


MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>25059764
best reply so far

>im neet af
>posts picture of highschool/college
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>>25057537
If she needs help with High school Chemistry it either means that:

a. She is retarded and is using you for help
or
b. She is just retarded.

If she wanted to fug you she wouldn't ask you to meet in the classroom.
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>>25057537
always i wanna b with you
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I'm back lads. Had hero burger.
That's a burger joint for all you non canadian faggots.
I didn't make a move but at least the grill wants to hang again over the march break.
Done semester, no more school for 8 months.
Also she's 18, not underage but canadian age of consent is at 16 so fuck it.
I need ideas for how to now be retarded for when we hang over the break.
Also fuck all you niggers telling me to shave, I can't afford blades and I can grow a half decent beard.
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Just do the work and don't try to hit on her. I've tried that shit every semester since undergrad and they always stop calling after the exam.

On the other hand, it's entirely possible that I'm just completely repellent to women.
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>>25057759
You can be over 18 if you're going last year
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just don't fart. Make sure you smell good. Make sure you don't look like a dumbass. 2 ez
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>>25060753
Stop burgering if you can't afford a goddamn disposable razor you retard.
Talk to her about her interests. For all the good advice you'd get here and none of the reee's just read Molester Man. And then kill yourself because you think a board of NEETs is a good place for advice.
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>>25059909
I'm 19 and I can't grow a good beard, either.
But I don't really need one, since I have a masculine jaw and masterrace genetics
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>alone with a girl
>first instinct is to post about it on 4chan

Just give up, you're fucked.
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>doing lewis dot diagrams
>being in high school

pls go
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>>25057592
>tfw canadian
this is what the shitskin chads look here
Hipster glasses, beard
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Post face of the grill so we can judge
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Alright lads heres the grill.
Blocked out eyes for the sake of the grill.
She's half decent looking, has a surprisingly okay ass for an asian, you can't really see in the initial picture but its there sometimes.
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newfag doesnt know what NEET means
if you in school your in school your in education,
also by looking at whats on the board your in middle school
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>>25061240
underage b&
she doesn't even have tits
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>>25057537
>We're all alone in a big room, I'm NEET as fuck.
>studying
>NEET

Stop using words you don't understand you flaming faggot.
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>>25061360
16-17 is legal in a majority of states. That said, don't post nudes.
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>>25057537
I was in your skin few days ago.
She wanted to go to my place so we did, she literally attacked me to fuck her, I had to kick her out.
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