>be me, British
>now have to use the dark web just to order a pizza with bacon on top
>sharia law says I'll be hung if I'm found out
>constantly living in fear
>>25057454
Lol serves you right Britlamist cuck, take it up with Cameron and her Majesty the Cunt
Throw some sausage on there, I'm fuckin starving. We'll split the bill.
It must suck to be British
Swim over here to Canada
>there is a bacon black market
>>25057491
nice try MI5
>>25057454
Pizza is illegal?
>>25057530
> bacon
> sharia law
> British
hahahahaha get cucked
>>25057503
with that new prime minister of yours canada is not so far behind friendo
>>25057454
>hung
*hanged
>>25057809
>literally being cucked by the uk
>>25057904
>hanged
no
>>25057904
He means that he'll be loved tenderly by hung Arabic men. It's just British slang.
who the fuck has bacon on pizza???
>>25058733
Nonfaggots
>>25058146
it's hanged, my new friend
>>25058733
Bacon is one of the best pizza toppings desu. Get bacon, onion, artichoke hearts and mushrooms and you're set.