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>watching the final Super Smash Brothers character reveal stream with a friend
>friend looks at me and says "If it's Bayonetta, you have to give me a handjob"
>tell him if it's Simon Belmont, Snake, Banjo and Kazooie, Bomberman, or Rayman that I get to fuck him in the ass with a strap on , thinking that this bet is all in good fun. I don't actually have a strap on.
>he says "okay, but only for 5 minutes"
>we continue watching stream
>Bayonetta shows up
>friend keeps shouting in excitement
>tell him that I'm glad Bayonetta is in the game, but I was really hoping for Simon or Banjo
>he agrees with me and starts taking off his pants
>tell him I didn't think he was serious
>we're alone and I haven't touched a penis in years so I thought 'why not' and gave him the quickest comfortable handjob I could give
>>25056776
and this made you feel sad ?
>>25056776
Where is the problem? I don't see the feels part?
>>25056776
>>25056776
You dirty, dirty little fucking whore.GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD ROASTIE FUCKING CUNT
>carefully selecting an inflammatory image to shitpost in this fembot feels thread
>scrolling through many shitty images
>resting hand on desk
>hand slips off desk
>punch myself in the testicles and penis
>now in pain
Am I being punished
>>25056830
>>25056833
I felt anxious and a bit shameful afterward since it was the first time I done something sexual with him. I feel like I just opened the gates for a 'friend with benefits' with a guy I'm interested in doing more sexual stuff with. I kind felt like I sold out or something. I told him afterward that no one can know about this, but I still fear anyone else knowing.
>>25056894
*for a guy I'm NOT interested in doing more sexual stuff with
what a bad typo
>>25056894
here's some advicejust be yourself
>>25056894
Why the fuck is this on /r9k/ again
Pics or you didn't happen btw
>>25056888
>your hand fell far enough to hurt yourself
>you didn't impulsively jerk it away from your dick
Your reflexes are shot, man.
fuck off you dumb cunt, you're not a robot and you know it
>>25056894
Just fuck him.
>a guy I'm interested in
Seriously. just fuck him, you both will be good.
>>25056776
Why does the couple habe a bed the bf can't fit into wtf.
I'd be like no bitch we are not getting a full
>>25056776
>is a disgusting whore
>has friends
>"fembot"
Stop taking the bait you fucking morons
>>25056894
>I'm interested in doing more sexual stuff
what's the problem?
>>25056979
the girl lives with her parents and her boyfriend is just visiting. If they had their own house, they would have a bigger bed.
>>25057058
>>25056967
it's a typo.
I meant to type "I'm not interested in"
that was pretty hot
>>25056776
>implying roasties or normies know anything about Bayonetta
Back to >>>/soc/22961610 with you
>>25057086
>it's a typo
we know these are you're true feelings. anyway on the flip side if it wasn't bayonetta (instead one of the characters you guessed) im 100% positive you were gonna fuck him in the ass. don't be a poor sport
>>25057164
I don't have a slutty past and I don't fit in with normies.
>>25057172
I'm pretty certain that I wasn't serious about pegging him and I don't have a desire to peg anyone.
>>25056776
>fembot
every tiem
>>25057282
>be a girl
>give guys handjobs over nothing
>"haha it was just an impulse lol"
>I don't fit in with normies.
Why don't all the fembots but start talking to the robots in kik, that way both sides get the attention from the opposite sex they need, even if it's just as friends...
Wizz bang
>>25056911
Cool freudian slip.
It doesn't matter what you type or say anyway, your actions show otherwise.
>>25057351
But i already do that, except i'm the robot in that scenario. It works pretty good, but it still isn't helping the sexual needs i have. I guess i gotta work up the nerve to get a prostitute or something
>>25056919
/thread
(original post)
Did you make him cum OP?
>>25057460
Yes. and it got on my hands. The handjob thankfully only lasted for about 4 minutes. I was trying to be quick about it.
>>25057319
normies drink and party and hook up every week. I'm not into that.
>>25057510
>i'm not like the other girls
>give out handjobs over nothing
Yeah, sure.
>>25057510
>normies drink and party and hook up every week. I'm not into that.
Fuck off, cunt
just because you're not into normie activities doesn't make you a robot
fucking christ
and all because someone has friends and has casual sex it doesn't mean that that someone can't be a robot.
>>25057770
yes it does
being depressed or some tumblr shit like that doesn't make you a robot
you cunts need to fuck off with this shit
being a robot means you're an anti-social outcast whose best friend is the internet
sex is more of an ehhh subject, never having it makes you a true, true, robot, having it once still makes you a robot, but having it occasionally doesn't
Guaranteed replies: the thread
>when you're sleeping over at a friend's house and he gropes you while he thinks you're asleep and you're too tired to say anything
>>25057848
>having it once still makes you a robot
Unless it's with a hooker, no it doesn't.
>>25058681
>when you're sleeping over at a friend's house and he gropes you while he thinks you're asleep and you're too tired to say anything
If you're a girl and climb into a straight guys bed and expect him not to want you sexually you're a fucking idiot. Don't crawl into his fucking sex space with your fucking vagina and expect him to try not to fuck you.
If you're a guy and sharing a bed with another guy you're a fucking fag and should just take the fucking groping like a man.
>>25056776
out you roastie whore. Stop shitting all over our board.
>>25058793
rape apologist spotted
>>25056776
OP, please fuck me in the ass with a strap-on.
>>25056776
I like it how womyn think they can connect to us robots by talking about vidya and "not being touched for x insert amount here x." You will never fit in here. You womyn will always be hated here and hopefully the misogyny on this board will spread to all men so that they treat you with contempt the deserve for every single day of your lives.
>>25057581
This
>i xDD gave a guy a handjob over a bet but im different xDD
This thread shouldnt even be on this board wtf?
