Hey /r9k/ remember that one time a girl with a nice ass had interest in you and you fucks didn't do shit about it just like me?
I had a girlfriend at the time, so I couldn't make a move.
>>25056626
>Trying to walk around a woman but can't because her ass is too wide
What a feel
She yelled "oh my god he's so cute", then came over and asked me out. This was the first and last time I was asked out, it was back when I was 15.
>>25056669
Yep, same here.
Goddamn it.
>>25056693
That's my actual fetish.
Trying to walk around an ass so lucious and wide, but you just can't... you accidentally brush against it a few times and the woman doesn't barely seems to notice or care.
>>25056669
this bullshit. for some reason girls want you more when they know you're taken.
>>25056626
That feel when youll never be a girl with a 6/10 face and small boobs and a big thick wide ass.
Why live
>>25056719
Because now you're happily married, r-r-right?
>>25056626
Dang thats a fat ass!
>>25056831
No, 20 year old KHV. I fucked up badly. She was a strong 8 who thought I was funny in class. but she asked me out in front of other people so I said no.
>>25056719
This means other girls have found you cute too but haven't said anything. There is hope for you
>>25056669
>>25056756
your lives must be so difficult
She has 3 kids, now. Maybe even more.
>tfw her ass is so big she can't even pull your pants up let alone wear them
>>25056777
>tfw mardi gras in a few months
Literally can get away with squeezing handfuls of soft fleshy cheeks cause the crowds are so jam packed.
Can't wait.
>>25056871
Mine really is.
>>25056626
No. No girl has ever shown interest in me or pursued me romantically or sexually.
Also huge tits, if only I had seen it then... My aspergers blinded me.
This girl and her friend group were obsessed with me. Normie girls are always liking me though, maybe they do that to all cute guys and are just sluttier than I suspect.
>>25057205
You lucky son of a bitch.
I will never go to mardi gras and grope strange women.
Fucking hell bros. My ex had this and I miss it. And some other girl who wanted me had the nicest ass but I was to stupid to realize she was interested in me. Anyone else had an experience like this?
>bisexual
>with a dude
>not going to cheat on him
>this girl is suddenly in love with me
life's a bitch, at least I still get the ego boost
>>25056626
My dad wouldn't let me go to the movies wit her.
Don't let bad times control you focus on the good and improve.
>>25058135
>tfw you can't remember any good times
>>25057910
Well, it's not the only option, just one of the bigger easier ones. It's just nice cause literally everyone is drunk/uninhibited and it last for days.
You can always try your chances at concerts/festivals, or any other crowded event tbqh
>>25056669
This, plus she was my boss
The only other time this happened
>she just got out of relationship
>told her to let me take her out for drinks
>went out a few times
>fucked one night, shit was ultra super cash
>called me the next day, said it was a mistake and felt guilty
>lol k
>got back with her ex not 3 days later
>haven't spoken to her in years
I like to think I had a chance with her but in reality I didn't. She didn't want to date me, she just wanted someone to make her feel good and I was a good enough friend for her to trust me
Pic related, booty very much like that, 9/10 Face. Arguably hottest chick I've ever been with
>>25056626
Yup she had really pretty eyes too
remember that time a pure qt who was perfect was interested in you but you didn't have the guts to make a move?
Just kill me now
No, no I don't remember that time.
>>25056626
Now she is a coal burner with a kid.
I probably could have saved her from that fate.
>>25056626
All I wanted to do was grope her enormous thighs and ass but I will remain content with jacking off in the darkness.
>>25057205
Those are some nice gluteal folds.
Also, you're a piece of shit faggot. If I saw you doing that I'd throw you to the ground and beat the fuck out of you.
>>25061358
>you're a piece of shit faggot.
Calm down Chad, it's not a big deal.
No one ever died from having their ass grabbed.
All my gfs have had big asses. I don't date a girl unless her butt qualifies her.
no i don't think any girl had any interest in me
>>25061358
No you wouldn't tough guy.
>2015
>defending roasties
>>25056626
True StoryI'm black so you have to believe me
>English Class, Jr year
>Walk into clASS
>We had eSSay homework due
>Ask teacher to use computer to do it
>He lets me because fuck it, I won't do it if he doesn't
>Girls hanging out in back of class room
>Qt comes over
>sits on my lap
>Asks me what I'm doing
>show her the game I was playingFLtron, as if I was going to do my hw
>Asks how to play it
>Show her by continue playing
>We're not talking
>Trying not to boner up
>Ass so fat my palm couldn't hold one cheek
I had no idea what she was trying to do, after that she didn't talk to me much.
Also I had girls hug me tight trying to figure out if I had abs, white people are weird desu.
>InB8 nigger chad
I'm still a virgin who only held his gf's tits, then left her a day later because it was too small & I thought I could get someone better, but never did.
>>25061358
Sure thing PC Principal.
>>25056626
>girl having interest in you
i want normans to leave right now
>>25063768
a girl has probably been interested in you but you just didn't notice
learn to read social cues
>tfw you see a girl checking you out from across the room, literally drinking you in
>>25057223
THIS.
If you have had multiple women interested in you, you're not a robot.
>"b-but I'm shy ;_;"
>>25056777
just go to a really crowded place and act like you're trying to get past and you can do it easily
>>25056626
I was just 10...
She had a nice ass for her age...
I was too afraid...
Not at all. I've never had and never will have another person show romantic or sexual interest in me.
>>25056626
>girl with a nice ass had interest
>implying
>>25056626
Damn it, OP.
>>25063966
Robot status isn't reserved exclusively for ugly genetic trash like you. It's neuroatypicality that makes a robot.
>>25056626
yes
she was literally in my house, in my room
I was completely oblivious, the idea that anyone could find me attractive was not a reality
It's clear now, but I'm even uglier now so there's no hope there
I was 14 and she had an ass that you needed an 8x6 for.
YES I do
But it was in elementary school so i forgive muhself.
Stil bummed though. Jill would grow to have literally the biggest ass in the school in high school
Chad here. All girls are interested in me, even if they don't know it yet.
The girl in that pic is a wide load. She's one bad break up away from looking like Melissa McCarthy. You're all just glorifying her because you can't do any better.
>tfw this belly girl wanted to rape me
>play myself as uninterested because I don't want people to bully me
>tfw no belly gf to rape me
Why even life
>>25056869
>but she asked me out in front of other people so I said no.
Why would you say no?
My wife's ass is so damn firm I can't penetrate her without her pulling her cheeks apart, and even then I bruise my ribs because her ass is too firm so there is no give for me.
>tfw your wife is almost a foot taller then your scrawny manlet body
Actually, the handful of girls irl that had interest in me were a bit too skinny for my booty-loving tastes. Had the booties been fatter, I'd have been a bit more interested (one was a feminist though so she was out automatically).
>>25057223
I used to think that, but after reading "missed opportunities" threads on here and /fit/ I realized I'm just autistic and never knew that they were interested
>>25057242
>This girl and her friend group were obsessed with me
Same here, but I turned them down because I wanted to eat lunch by myself. I wish this was bait but it isn't
>>25061358
Oh come on.
I'm not defending groping random people in public, but you wouldn't do shit to him and if you did that would be fucking retarded.
Because when the guy gets brain damage or something, you can just tell all of those murders, rapists and gang members in prison how it's cool, you're just a stand up guy who got locked up for "rescuing" some woman you don't even know. Yeah, that will get you in their good graces.
>>25059828
It's happened to me at least 3 times now, but when I feel sad about it I realize that she was too much of a pussy to make a move either, so it's her fault nothing happened
>>25063966
Why not? IMO if someone is mentally broken / autistic enough to not be able to capitalize on something like this, they're more of a robot than someone who's basically just an ugly normalfag (i.e. you)
>>25064361
d-do you have pics of her from back then? You can find older stuff on normiebook usually if you scroll down enough
>>25056669
>>25056756
>>25056816
>>25058492
I'm glad I don't come to this normie-filled board anymore.
>>25056626
I relembre, sue looked must like that girl who made Quiet in MGS5, but with a FAT, whide arse.
I honestly didn't know what to do.
>>25067142
And yethere you are faggot
>>25067142
then leave and stay gone you faggot
