REMINDER THAT IF YOU HAVE EVER
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
>performed infront of a crowd
>worked
>aced a test
>ever been to a party
>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
then you are NOT A ROBOT and need to GET THE FUCK OUT
>>25056512
REMINDER THAT IF
>you think being a robot is being a useless person
then you are NOT WELCOME here and clearly need to go BACK TO REDDIT
REMINDER IF THAT YOU ARE
>obsessed with women
>obsessed with getting a girlfriend
>obsessed with having sex
>obsessed with people better than you
then you are NOT A ROBOT, and you need to kill yourself like all other failed normies.
>>25056512
>muh robot standards
when are you faggots going to realize that there are different levels of robotry?
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
do you mean to tell me that in all of your time on this earth, you have never once talked to a female cashier?
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
youve never given a girl a handshake?
>performed infront of a crowd
never told a joke to 2 or more people?
>worked
vague, could mean anything
>aced a test
being smart does not disqualify you as a robot i.e. stephen hawking, literal robot and super genius
>ever been to a party
mommy never threw you a birthday party?
>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
so i guess the homeless junkie isnt a robot?
in summary, kill yourself faggot OP.
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
Many times.
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
Many times.
>performed infront of a crowd
Does karaoke count? If so then yes.
>worked
Yep.
>aced a test
Many times.
>ever been to a party
Been to lots.
>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
I've done a lot of drugs.
>then you are NOT A ROBOT
But I am.
>GET THE FUCK OUT
Nah I'm fine where I am.
>>25056600
>>25056593
>>25056545
reminder that if you fall for obvious bait you are not a robot
a bit too tight on that one, pal
I'd cut out
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
since it's pretty much gotta happen sometime, seriously
>worked
ehh, idk man
>aced a test
tests were easy in elementary and most robots are actually pretty smart
The rest is okay
>>25056578
this guy's actually right on point
I mean we complain about gfs/sex a lot but if you seriously spend everyday worrying about this shit then you gotta go
To add to the list, I guess
>if you think being depressed makes you a robot
>if you have friends
>if you have social media
>if you're comfortable in largely social situations
>>25056593
There are not multiple levels of robot, thats just what normies say to make themselves think they're a robot
>>25056600
please explain why you still believe you are a robot
>QUICK NORMIES POST ITT
I'm not a virgin, I've had a gf, I'm currently employed and have worked multiple jobs, I make friends pretty much everywhere I go, have a group of 15 really close friends, I party occasionally, I'm near the top of my class in undergrad, and to top it all off am on track to earn >$100k when I'm out of school.
ROBOFAGS BTFO
>>25056512
>>aced a test
This one is going to make smartfags so mad. They will never understand the suffering of struggling to have interesting things to say or to have hobbies. Good for you, OP.
>>25056722
once again we ask, why are you here then?
What pleasure do you guys get out of coming here?
>>25056512
I've done those things, but I'm not particularly good at them. I'm a cyborg, not a robot.
>>25056757
I'm probably considered a failed normie. Or rather, a normie who lost their normie status. Post here because lonely and you faggots actually respond and talk about things I can semi-relate to.
I've done all these things but terribly and messed it all up and now I do none of those things. I would say I classify as at least 51% robot.
Reminder if your life does not exactly mirror mine, then you are NOT A ROBOT! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!
>>25056755
Not really. I've aced quite a few tests and I never know what to say in conversations and don't have any real hobbies.
>>25056825
you literally just confirmed you were a fucking normie
and no, being lonely doesn't make you a robot, even if you can relate to some posts, really head off to /b/ or /s4s/ if you'e just bored
>>25056849
>don't have any real hobbies
'No true hobbies', I see.
'Oh, no, those interests of mine, they are just passing, I'm no expert...'
False modesty should be puhished corporally.
>>25056512
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
>ever been to a party
>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
Sorry pal, but i was never a robot, i choose this path with or without this board
>>25056512
>>ever been to a party
>>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
>>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
these are the key ones
if you can say yes to any of these you are just a failed normie, why are you here?
>>25057068
I came here after the whole school shooting thing, i was originally on /b/ then /x/ then /pol/
When i saw someone from here killed them all i wanted to come and shitpost, but then it sucked me in about women being cunts and it's all true, so im not a true robot but i want to stay
if something in this post you want clarified just ask cause ive been drinking all day
>>25057108
what?
Thats it, because you were red pilled on women being cunts, really?
If that's all you care about, go to /b/
or reddit
god damn
>>25056512
>Mfw I realize I've done all of these except the drugs, and still hated most of it
i've done all of those things
i'm staying
>>25056863
>/b/
>/s4s/
Jesus christ anon I'd rather kill myself
>>25057169
I don't want to go back to /b/ senpai, i want to stay here and keep this board alive with shitposting
You may not want me here, but im guessing you hate me less that femanons
>>25057068
At one time this was just a place for rediculous greentext stories from social outcastes and people with no filter. It ws nice because it wasn't as crowded or lolrandum as /b/.
Now it's a bunch of idiots that decided that this is muh seekrit klubhoos at perpetual war with fucking redditors that hate everything about this place and so see it as a sacred duty to spend time every day ruining it by shitposting.
I hate all of you.
>>25057201
/s4s/ is actually really fun
Besides, fortune checking
>>25057208
the board does need shitposting, matter of fact shitposting is driving it into the ground
I reccomend you go to /s4s/ as well, or go back to /x/ or /pol
And no, I hate normies and fembots equally
>>25056512
fuck you and your gay shit OP
>>25057305
But all i want to do is shitpost, there is nothing you can do about it
>>25056512
Make me faggothomo
>>25057277
That fucking gif dude 11/10
>>25057333
>thats why it's 'robot', not anything else
no, it's robot because the board is called robot9000
>>25057277
There was once a time when the filter ruled and OC was made everyday
Social Outcasts or not, we didn't care
as long as you were chill
Then everyone became idiotic and believed MUH ROBOT STANDARDS
so moot shut the shithole down
then everyone whined
so he brought it back
Leaving us at what it was maybe 6 months ago
Of course however after the Oregon shooting normies flocked in like crazy and now it's just 99%T blog posts 1% something else
>>25056512
you missed
>if you are a female
Girls can never be robots. Just to remind you all.
>>25056512
>>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
yes, if relatives count
>>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
a girl from my class would occasionally rest her legs on mine when we had a lab or computer class. felt good man.
>>performed infront of a crowd
i did. it was a fucking disaster
>>worked
lol
>>aced a test
fuck you i was smart as a child
>>ever been to a party
does a mcdonalds party when i was 8 count?
>>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
no i wasn't raised by niggers
>being white
if you are white, you are not a robot.
>>25056512
Robot with a girlfriend here. You're retarded.
>>25057459
Can whites be robots?
>>25056512
>aced a test
what? why would this make someone not a robot? In this day and age, it takes more effort to fail classes than to pass them
>>25057597
explain why you believe you're a robot
without saying, lonely, depressed, or NEET
>>25056638
>I was just pretending XD
Why does this place even appeal to redditors like you?
>>25057589
oh for fucks sake, what do you call people who where normies but choose to outcast themselves, ill post a picture of myself if you want, but ill be slanty eyed cause im stoned and drunk
>>25057628
you call them failed normies
except as you can see, failed normies are not robots, they are failed normies
>>25056512
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
and still spilled my spaghetti so much i just open a italian restaurant
>>25057617
Because being a robot literally just means you are browsing r9k you fucking faggot.
There is the stereotypical robot who is an awkward teenager who lets people walk all over him, but it has nothing to do with some cartoon character identity that you make a checklist for. Go back to wherever you came from and stop making boring threads.
>>25057666
but failed normies implied they tried to be a normie but can't, what do you call normies that don't try.
Or is it the same thing
>>25057678
holy fuck
how long have you been here, kid?
Browsing /r9k/ doesn't make you a robot
that's like saying browsing /x/ makes me a tinfoil hat nutjob
Besides, what pleasure do you even get on this board?
I mean really, do you guys just force yourselves to identify with posts to make yourselves truly feel like a robot?
>>25057724
same thing
failed normies can also be normies who strayed away from the normie path
>>25057440
The people had no filter, friend, not the board. People often had stories about doing and saying incredibly stupid or cringe-worthy things.
As far as I'm concerned the day they took away the filter was a black one, and I whole heartedly endorse the return of the robot.
Even that absolute minimal barrier to entry cuts down on the shitposts. Though it's more or less too late to ever go back to what we had at this point.
>>25057763
>and I whole heartedly endorse the return of the robot.
I-its been back, man
>>25057733
>feel like a robot
What the fuck is wrong with you, Reddit?
Browsing /x/ makes you an /x/file or whatever. Go to hell. You might as well say all Americans are fat and white xddddd
>>25057753
So you are saying i can never be a real robot
>>25057834
>Browsing /x/ makes you an /x/file or whatever.
Thats what i'm saying, browsing it makes you an /x/phile, but not a tinfoil jockey
Browsing /r9k/ makes you a /r9k/patron, but not a robot
>>25057856
yes
to be a true robot you'd have to have been fucked since day 1
failed normies are the closest thing though, then comes cyborg, and then full on normie
>>25057834
The term robot came about when /r9k/ was primarily populated by male NEET, social outcast virgins. And since then that has (more or less) always been the standard on who /r9k/ judges to be a proper robot.
In the past 6 months (after all the shootings) however /r9k/ has been flooded by normies and roasties from /b/ and reddit.
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
Ye
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
Ye
>performed infront of a crowd
Ye
>worked
Ye
>aced a test
Ye
>ever been to a party
Ye
>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
Ye
Oh look at that, still here.
>>25057945
being here doesn't mean you're a robot, it just means you're here with all the other normie scum
>>25057798
Yes. I'm saying I agree with that decision.
>>25057911
I guess i am a failed normie then
>>25057944
No, newfriend, it literally was just a casual substitute for "arcanine" when it meant nothing more than a shared interest in stupid ass stories about spaghetti in your pockets or ass butter. You can get mad all you want about muh normies or pretend to troll people about what you call yourself, that doesn't make it less obvious that you are retarded
>tfw do all of these except illegal drugs.
Still a 25 year old KV.
Only five years left to wizardry.
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
Yes, but never anything romantic
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
I got hugged once by a grill, but it was like an awkward pity hug
>performed infront of a crowd
In High School i was in band so I preformed in front of a lot of people, but I never did anything solo
>worked
For about 2 months at a summer time job and I probably would have been fired if I didn't quit
>aced a test
Every once in a while
>ever been to a party
Only a friend's birthday party back in middle school and I barely interacted with anyone, since than I've been invited to a few but have declined
>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
Never and I'm too beta to ask around
I lost all my friends after I found out about /pol/ and degraded into a "depressed alcoholic nutjob" (family-member's words).
Can I still be a robot?
>>25058193
no
you're a normie gone off the rails
failed normie's the term
>>25057944
Not only are you wrong about the term robot, you are also wrong about when reddit ruined this board.
Fuck off.
>>25058042
I guess you need to get off this board
>>25056512
Well said op it's about time someone put their foot down
>>25056512
funnily enough i finally got to hug a girl i'm close to gettin it on with. haven't hugged a girl in like 15 years. it was quite amazing.. i'm just worried she doesnt have the same feelings, even though she writes me literal love letters. oh well at least i got three hugs out of it. tight...beautiful... hugs...
>>25058229
nah m8, ill never leave
>if you are made of meat
You're not a robot
>if you have feels
You are not a robot
>if you can't speak binary fluently
You are not a robot
>if you have organs
You are not a robot
It does not compute, all the failed meat bags here, appropriating superior robot culture. Leave my board. On the day of the cord, you will be the first ones dangling.
>>25056593
Their are not levels of robotry just robots failed normies and cyborgs
You sound like a butt hurt normie who faced a little adversity and now thinks he belongs here
>>25057597
*normie with a gf who wants to be special
>>25056512
Man fuck out of here with all of that. What binds us all together are two simple words. Here they are abbreviated into two letters.
K V
>>25058330
No just robot with a gf.
>>25058401
no, you're just a normie who wants to be a speshul snowflake so he pretends to be a robot
/r9k/ belongs to the robots
Normies will try to poison and warp what it means but if they really knew they what it was like they wouldn't be argueing
>>25058401
> having a gf
Your not even a failed normie
>>25058426
this
is surely original, yes? No?
One of the only good treads Ever since the influx of normie immagrants
>>25058401
Do you not understand the concept of an oxymoron?
>>25057614
>he doesn't know what it's like being a complete failure
Get out normie
REMINDER THAT IF YOU HAVE EVER
>rode in a vehicle
>went to a public restroom
>flew on an airplane
>had any sort of sickness like the common cold
>breathed
>came into contact with a female of at least 10 feet of distance
>complained to the staff about not getting your order right at a restaurant
then you are NOT A ROBOT and need to GET THE FUCK OUT
>>25056512
>>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
>>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
>>performed infront of a crowd
>>worked
>>aced a test
>>ever been to a party
>>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
I'm just curious.....
Why the fuck haven't people who never done any of this killed themselves?
Honestly..
WHAT.THE.FUCK.DO.YOU.DO?
>inb4 muh self-diagnosed mental disorders
Mental Health issues are on the rise and nearly 30% of the population in the United States are dealing with them. People who have families, people who are rich, people who are artists, people who are musicians, people who are smart, people who get shit done, people who have social lives.
Face it. You're all just fucking weaklings. A bunch of losers who don't have any mental disorders and just want a crutch because getting out of bed is hard FOR EVERYONE, but you manage to find a reason why not to perform.
GTFO OF MY EARTH FAGGOTS
>>25057108
>/b/ then /x/ then /pol/
Oh boy, you were pathetic to begin with.
>>25058745
Fuck you
MY therapist says I have a brain disorder because of my ocd/anxiety/add and that it is NOT weakness
Nigger
>>25058745
>Face it. You're all just fucking weaklings. A bunch of losers who don't have any mental disorders and just want a crutch because getting out of bed is hard FOR EVERYONE, but you manage to find a reason why not to perform
uh n-no, my doc actually diagnosed me with social anxiety and getting out of bed isn't hard, in fact life as a whole isn't hard
it just gets hard when social interaction comes around, so I stick to my house and my computer.
It just happens to be that I also fall in the category of robot
>>25058768
Tell me again why i should even read your opinion fag
>>25058815
>>25058821
>says their not weak
>actually are
xD
>>25058745
>Honestly..
>WHAT.THE.FUCK.DO,YOU.DO?
Plot against fucking normies, like you.actually. I just shitpost all day>
>>25058847
n-no, I admit to being weak, i-i'm just clarifying that I do have social anxiety and thus that I prefer to stay inside and go on the internet
>Mfw someone who has been within 300 feet of a female posts here
>>25058745
>doesn't believe us
Just agree with him, normies love that .
He will leave self righteous with his head up high(or up his ass) and hopefully never come back
>>25058745
Wow thanks based robro, I'll be making money and getting bitches in no time
>>25059073
>he didn't cuddle me and tell me I am perfect the way I am
>better insult him
This is what Boomers have done to this country. They've raised their kids to be pussies.
>>25056512
How are illegal drugs not robot, provided you order them on the dark net? Think about it: Giving those shady people your name and address along with proof that you did something illegal only makes sense if you truly have nothing to lose.
>>25058513
>oxymoron
Do you?
>>25056512
>aced a test
I thought robots were an intelligent species.
>>25058745
Mental health issues rise because there are normies who want either benefits or to be a special snowflake. Making people who actually have mental problems look like pussies who "just need to snap out of it"
>>25059317
Are you even on the spectrum bro? Who are you to say if mental disorders exist or not? You sound like a Chad what are you doing here?
>>25059515
>Who are you to say if mental disorders exist or not?
They do exist as I pointed out here:
>>25058745
But none of you have any of them. You're all just pussies.
>>25059463
>Mental health issues rise because there are normies who want either benefits or to be a special snowflake.
YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE YOU RETARDED CUNT
>literally nobody but me and people like me can have mental disorders
If you have opinions of any kind you are not a robot, but a fedora tier reddit fag normie.
>>25059644
>YOUR ARE MAKING YOURSELF THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE YOU RETARDED CUNT
>normie Chad thinks it's an ego thing
>>25059644
You don't understand! My life is so hard and only my life. It's complicated!
>mfw literally nobody who has ever posted on this website about being a robot is abnormal in any way except for maybe being lazy and a little dumb
>>25059717
>Chad thinks it's an attention scheme
>>25056512
Fuck you.
Normal fag.
>>25056512
>Even caring about this makes you not a robot.
>>25059717
>normie Chad thinks it's an ego thing
No, I KNOW it's an EXCUSE thing.
>>25059841
>"it's all made up! Because you are a weak, lazy pussy!"
>normie Chad still thinks I devised a plan at age 1 to fake mental disorders my whole life so I wouldn't have to try at anything
>>25056512
how the fuck is acing a test make you a non robot? if anything it make life worse because people treat you as either a human answer machine or a useless nerd. it increases loneliness
>>25057598
non whites cant be robots
enrique, chong dicklong and tyrone cant be robots
>>25059333
because its a normie thing to do drugs
Being 5'5 is a permanent ticket to being a robot
>>25056512
>aced a test
Being a nerd is what led me to being a robot
Good point. I'll show myself out.
>physical therapy
>no
>no
>yes
>don't remember elementary school
>no
>no
REMINDER THAT IF YOU
>are not white
>are under 18
Then you are NOT a robot.
Niggers and kiddies get the fuck out and I mean it.
Done all and more. Whatcha gonna do about it fuccboi?
>>25056643
Of course there are multiple robot tiers. Everyone on this board has a different definition of what a robot is, i.e. themselves.
>>25058822
Because he's your elder. 4chan is a hierarchy and you outed yourself as a faggot child.
>>25056512
I can check all those boxes, so I guess I'm not a robot. I'm not leaving though.
>>25062483
>white people thinking they can robots
KEK
I beat you're male too. How does it feel to fail in moderately easy mode?
>talked to a girl 1-on-1 in a non-school environment
Do relatives count?
>physically interacted with a non-blood related female
This one stacy felt bad for me and gave me a hug
>performed infront of a crowd
Had to do a number of speeches and presentations in uni and High School
>worked
nope
>aced a test
I'm Asian, so my parents literally gave me no choice
>ever been to a party
Not since I was 12
>ever done illegal drugs of any kind
Weed is a good escape from my life
>>25056512
I've done all of those. I guess I'm out.
I'm a wizard, child.
My right to be here is unassailable.
>>25056512
Go to wizchan
