How so? Last I heard he was begging for youtube bux and still being beta male.

It's been nothing but words so far. I bet his boss at the gas station told him: "don't forget, Eggz, you're here forever".

>>25054734
I like the guy but hes still an ugly shit with inferior genes

happy for him, not surprised desu

things needed to have a shot at success as a male

>tall
>white
>attractive

eggy might not be a model in terms of facial aesthetics but he's white and im fairly sure i read on here that he's over 6 ft tall

2 out of 3 ain't bad. the only thing holding him back was himself

>>25054734
He may be turning his life around, but at least I don't look like eggy.

>believing eggman's lies
Wisen up. He's just using /r9k/ for sex, money and whatever else he can do to avoid going back to full normalscum.

>>25054734
Eggman is at least attractive, he can get away with it.

I recently met Eggman downtown while he was giving out leaflets from the KKK. When I approached him to talk about political stuff, he freaked out immediately. "No, I won't sign a leaflet for you", he said.
I was confused because neither did I want him to sign anything, nor did I talk about his fame on /r9k/.
He continued ranting about me, "Just look at you, typical student. Eating cereal and riding a bicycle. I hate slobs like you!"
Then he hit me in the face several times and one of my teeth broke and I spat blood. "What the fuck, you're spitting on me?! I don't have to put up with this! I am Eggman and I'll teach you a lesson!", he said while raging.
Then he pulled out a gun and hit me with it again several times in the head and pointed at me, while laughing like a psycho.
I knew it was a real 9MM gun and I rode my bike to get away from him. Later Eggman claimed it wasn't a real gun but I know that he's lying. Since then I suffer from severe anxiety and PTSD when I go downtown.

Post his latest video link?

>>25054954
im not going to spoonfeed you its really fucking easy to find him

I once met Eggman in the movie theatres. They played Captain America and Eggy had already drank a lot of alcohol. He acted like a 15 year old, threw popcorn at other people, played with his phone and made inappropriate jokes. At some point the person in front of him was having enough and complained to him. Eggman then kicked his seat with full power and insulted him like I've never heard before. It was unbelievable. After a moment of shock the man tried to defend himself by holding Eggman down until the Security arrived.
Eggman managed to get out of his clutch while his "Death to the Normies!" shirt ripped, making his upper body with all sorts of horrible tattoos visible. I remember a swastika and a crucified dog.
When the security finally arrived and him laying on the ground with a bleeding nose, I thought he was finally gonna be arrested, but I was wrong. Eggman jumped over four seat rows, snatched a pack of nachos from a child and threw the dip at the security guards. They dodged it and ran after him. Shortly before he arrived at the emergency exit he threw a bunch of USB-sticks at the security guards which caused them to trip. With manic laughter and a "genetically inferior" he passed through the door and managed to escape.

1/x

I once met Eggman at the airport, while we were waiting in line at the Check-In. I look at him for a while to make sure it was actually Eggman before I approach him. He noticed that I was staring at him and he looked at me with a disgusted look. Then he yelled at me, asking if a dirty normalfag such as me has nothing better to do. When it was his turn at the line he asked the friendly stewardess if he can get a first class upgrade for free, which they had to decline. When we entered the plane, he almost drank everything in the bar alone. When the stewardess refused to give him another cognac, he yelled at her: "Are you out of your mind, I'm paying here with donations from robots for a little bit of service, you old trolley dolly!"
Then another passenger intervened and asked him to show some good manners. Eggman's face turned red and he roared: "Huh, who the fuck are you?!" and grabbed the man by the collar of his shirt. Then he beat his head against the wall a few times.
Then he jumped up, ripped his "Death to the normies" shirt up and tackled the stewardess. Then he kicked the trolley down and injured several passengers that way. After that happened, he grabbed the microphon and said: "Listen up everybody, I'm Eggman and if ya'll won't donate some money right now I'm gonna drive to your home and kill your dog!"
Shortly after that a bag was filled with a few thousand dollars and handed to him. He grabbed it with a greedy look in his eyes, took a parachute and jumped out of the plane. His last words were: "Goodbye losers, and don't forget - GENETICALLY INFERIOR!".

2/x

Last week a user named "Eggy" logged into the children's chatroom that me and few others were moderating. Shortly after we got several complaints that he was harassing children via private messages.
He introduced himself as a "e-celebrity", "Youtuber" and "aspiring rapper" and that he was looking for child models for his future campaigns. He also sent them pictures of his naked genitalia and asked for the same in return. When the children refused, he reacted with lots of insults. He said that he wasn't asking for "anything other than your dad or your brother hadn't seen already anyway".

When we confronted him about this he stuttered something about "investigative journalism" and disconnected immediately.

3/x

A while ago I met Eggman at the hospital. He was standing in front of the reception desk and had an argument with the nurse. The young woman at the desk was looking pretty intimidated but was still trying to say something back to him.
She told him several times to look at the contract that he signed. He was serviced and now he has to pay the bill. Eggman just didn't want to understand the matter. After all, he was advertising worldwide for this hospital on his Youtube channel.
All of this went on for around 15 more minutes when Eggman finally left, seemingly very angry.
I was glad that it was finally my turn and the young nurse apologized for the inconvenience and I was just about to tell her about my case.

Then it happened. Eggman broke through the door with a camera on his shoulder, wildly yelling that he's not gonna put up with such an injustice. He ran towards the nurse asking what this hospital was thinking for practicing such unfair methods that drive simple Youtubers into debt and that she might as well work at Auschwitz-Birkenau.
He ran around and demanded to talk to a "Doctor Mengele". Before he could cause more mischief the security finally arrived. Eggman was yelling that he was just denouncing the fascist methods of this hospital and that he was just resisting passively, exactly like Mandela and Gandhi.
When the security guards came closer to him he thew the camera and one guard and tried to get to the exit door. The other one was able to knock him down though. He started to scream immediately that he may be arrested but the resistance will continue. Apparently he also shat his pants then.

I was really shocked about Eggman's behaviour. I unsubscribed his Youtube channel and I have to say, I'm deeply disappointed of him.

4/x

>>25054954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPdJfKkyOY4

I wish Eggy had a less retarded wageSLAAAAAVE plan about 'turning his life around' :(

5/x


I met Eggman around a year ago at a movie studio of a war movie. He was supposed to play a corpse, just a background character, you know? Obviously Eggman didn't like this at all. He went to the director, who was sitting on his chair, kicked him to the ground and started to yell: "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? I am EGGMAN, e-celebrity, Youtuber and aspiring rapper! How in the world can a movie be produced here in which I don't play the main character?!". He yelled this while kicking the director with his boots in the head.
He then picked up the chair, sat on it, and ordered the main character to get him some free cocktails, who obeyed him because he feared him after this "incident".
After a while the producer arrived at the studio and was able to make a compromise with Eggman. And so was the movie produced without him but instead they bought him a few things to produce music, with which he is producing his rap songs today.
What I found curious was, that he was walking around in an SS-uniform all day even though the movie was taking place at a time of the Napoleon wars.

>>25054734
eggy has a nice smile

Recently I was visiting a well-known porn movie theatre. A few seats next to me was someone who looked exactly like Eggman. Naturally, as a huge Eggman fan, I didn't want to waste this chance to get closer to my idol. So I sat next to him and started to caress his dick. He touched me too pretty early and so we jerked each other off. I couldn't believe it, I held Eggmans penis in the hand! He was smaller than I expected but that didn't kill my fun. When I told him that I knew he was Eggman, he mumbled something along the lines of "be glad that I'm horny, else I would have kicked your teeth in now". I didn't know what to think of that. Long story short - we went to my place. It was really nice. I also found his suggestion to play his videos on my TV while we were fucking interesting. He said that he "does it better" when he sees himself in the TV. He also wanted to be called "The Egg" when he was taking the role of the man. And when he was bottom, he wanted to be called "Kate". I don't exactly know why but I thought it was pretty cute.
Next morning he left very early. I hope I meet him again some time.

6/x

>>25055056
i'm a 25 year old virgin loser. i think i'm the only one "keeping it real". all of you are posers who would become normal if you could

I got know Eggman at a synagogue. He seemed like a hard-working and very religious person. One day, the rabbi was holding a speech, Eggman drew bad attention to him. He always started laugh loudly when the rabbi was talking about charity and was generally very disturbing due to inappropriate jokes. Suddenly he got up and went to the rabbi and threw him off the pulpit. He then started to hold a very racist speech about goyim. He continued to talk while getting angrier and angrier. He then demanded that we all harm the non-jews as much as possible. He also made suggestions on how to scam them, for example by lying to be "poor" to get donations. We weren't frowned upon these ideas generally but Eggman was even for a jew, way too greedy, tricky and arrogant. Due to that we banned him from the synagogue.
Since then we get bomb threats every now and then and also cut off pig heads get thrown through our windows.
We haven't been able to prove it's him yet but the police is working on it.

7/x

>>25055119
Eggshit? Is that you?

>>25055119
of course not. i'm talking about eggman, which made one of the craziest, bitterest videos i've seen (black pill) and now is acting all optimist and stuff

also his "plan" sounds like something someone who's never tried to ever do anything would think of. he can't do that much stuff out of sheer power of will. there's very few people that can do that much and some pseudo-neet doesn't have that work ethic

>>25055181
meant to reference >>25055129