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stories of when you almost got to use your penis on a female
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>be me
>been hard flirting with this 6/10 qt female
>im at her house
>we are laying in her bed watching a movie
>cuddling and shit
>she looks at me in the eyes
>whispers in my ear
>"anon, rape me"
>panic, don't know what to do
>spergcontrol on overdrive
>punch her in the face
>she almost recoils off the bed
>"ANON, WHAT THE FU-"
>doors slam, i'm already out of the house
>keep running all the way home
>I've never ran before in my entire life

It's been almost 2 weeks, i haven't been on skype, steam or my phone since and i don't know where to go from here.
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lol u srs nig?
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You dodged a bullet man. Never fuck a girl who asks you to rape her. Better to be charged with actual assault than falsely charged with rape
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>>25052933
but i don't wanna stay a virgin forever

i feel like should just fucking an hero right now
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>>25052905
Sounds like you should fake your death and start a new life in Panama as a estranged mango farmer.
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>>25052966
im allergic to mango
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