>Live in Australia
>Chad capital of the world
>Mum takes me to some casual restaurant place, shes always wanted to go and i always say no.
>It's called Slices
>Today decided to go
>As we arrive, and sit down.
>Chads with their friends everywhere
>Everyone has girlfriends
>Every-guy is way better looking then me
>Realize i'm a 22 year old lanklet high-school drop-out with no job, and no friends with his mother
>It hits me
>Feel shit the entire time
>Arrive home
>Put on some sorts, take my ipod and go out for a long walk in the dark and sit in a park that's completely pitch dark for 2 hours.
It never used to hurt me, but it does now.
At least you have me senpai.
>>25052820
I've always wanted an imaginary friend.
>>25052852
Tonight, we make soap.
I hate this country so much, no matter if it's online or not, everyone always seems to be the same. They'll claim they're autistic, they'll claim that they're a 'robot', but every single time they're some try hard who wants to be the embodiment of the Australian shitposter meme.
Always just regular people who'll think I'm weird.
>live in australia
>dad is torrenting heaps of shit at once
>shit internet is even slower because of it
Fuck you dad, I know its porn btw because I went on your laptop once. I should of told mum
>>25052893
>meet nice aussie online, helps me out with networking shit.
>Talk more, turns out we have a lot in common
>Robot, never dated, schizo
>Talk more and she tell's me she's a girl
>snapchat for a bit
>turboqt
>In australia
>I have no money to get to australia
I thought all women were shit literally up until this point, yet Australia has stolen happiness from me once again. Fuck your country, I give up on life.
We're not gonna make it.
>>25052958
>girl
>snapchat
fuck off norm cunt.
>>25052958
Probably should have expanded on it a bit in my post, but yeah, the two actual lonely, not obnoxious meme lord other Australians I've met were cute girls.I cut contact with both of them because I was too sperg to keep talking to them after finding out they were girls.
>>25052994
>not snap'n all the cuties
Wow it's like you WANT to be a lonely fuck forever
Kimoi~
>Live in Scotland
>Cold, also dark
>Parents have fairly given up on me
>Don't go to restaurants, because they know that it'll humiliate me
>Don't leave the house
>Washing myself constantly because I'm sure I reek all the time
>Heating is scuppered so I'm a bit chilly.
>Shuddering as I write this post because I haven't slept, and have been tanning coffees all morning
>Nae mates
>Nae burd
>Nae nuhin
>Feeling like I've shat my life down the pan
Just kill my self up, immediate kin group.
