>tfw you're a 21yr old kissless handholdless friendless NEET shut-in skinnyfat balding driver's licenceless high-school dropout virgin
Are you as much of a loser as I am /r9k/?
I think so, just without the kissless and balding parts.
>>25052366
Dude no one cares about your shitty pissing contest.
Fucking turn your faggot life around instead of seeing who has the smallest dick.
I'm the same, except without the balding, drivers liscense thing, and I graduated high school.
>>25052388
why do normals get so angry when confronted with the fact that robots exist?
>>25052366
I'm you, except I have a full head of hair.
>>25052366
Everything except balding.
>tfw you are a 33 year old, jobless, carless, girlfriendless lanklet with no qualifications who still lives at home with his mom
>>25052447
What were the early 2000s like?
>>25052366
>30 year old
>work at hotel as housekeeper
>find bottle of unopened wine guest left behind
>hate wine give it to the cute housekeeper that at least takes time to greet me in the morning
>that simple hello brightens my whole day
>she gives me a hug and thanks me
>so happy biggest smile I've had for as long as I can remember
>first hug in 12 years
>realize how pathetic that is
>go to car feeling like a complete loser
>cry
No I think I have you beat for being a pathetic loser that should exit bag
>>25052407
Because they can't even let us have a place to feel like shit at
>>25052366
I'd say we are about equal. I'm actually skinny and have a drivers license I got when I was 19. Although I'm 24 without handholding/kissing/sex so... The answer is yes. I am as much of a loser as you are.
At least you didn't damage your penis from jelqing or taqaandan.
...did you, OP?
how hard is it actually to graduate high school?
im not an american
Nah but if you're at least 5/10 and not a manlet you always have the potential to completely turn it all around.
>shave head
>grow beard
>get your license
>start lifting
>get GED
>go to community college or trade school
All of that except the lifting and the college are piss easy, like it'll take 10 hours out of your life to learn how to drive and get your GED, unless you have a below average IQ. Lifting takes 3-5 hours a fuckin week. That is nothing.
>>25052366
29, not a virgin, three different girls so far, always got attached and then crushed though. No drivers licence despite my high age. Rarely ever money. College education (european school, so no direct comparison), a couple of internships under my belt, but no real job longer than 6 months. Not balding, actually in good shape. But manlet. Tend to shut-in in my NEET phases. Smoker.
I think I started out ok, but by now my life is shit and most likely unfixable.
>>25052366
>skinnyfat balding
Everything but this.
I'm skelly mode and have great hair.
At least take care of yourself desu~
>>25052466
Pretty shit. A soulless time. But nostalgia makes me think it was amazing. It wasn't
>>25052632
>Deus Ex
>The Matrix
>Eminem
I enjoyed it
>>25052597
In yurop, drivers licences are between 1600 and 2100 USD. Its not a matter of intellect, its a matter of cold hard.
>>25052366
I'm all those things besides the friendlessness since I have a few online buds I made this year.
I'm 27 though and was over 300 lbs, but I'm losing the weight.
>>25052589
Piss fucking easy.
You have to be either a nigger or mentally ill to not graduate
>gifted classes, 4.0, scholarships, good at sports, captain of robotics team, 10/10 college prospects
>Fucking fall apart senior year and drop out
And here I am today
>>25052574
My penis works but I hate it. I don't deserve to have one.
>>25052647
>Eminem
Drug-addicted, 8 mile-era Em is my favorite celebrity of all time. I'm not sure there will ever be a rapper that big again.
>>25052672
Loved Eminem. Until his lawyers sued me for piracy. Torrents were the shit back then. And with shit I mean shit. Had to pay about a 1000 as a settlement.
>>25052366
I'm those except balding, but the trade-off for not balding is that I'mobese.
>>25052696
That's what you get for stealing you dumb faggot
>>25052712
Balding is just shit genetics, you should legitimately suicide for being fat though.
Fucking get off my board.
>>25052725
>Fucking get off my board.
I'm here for good.
>>25052722
Still though. For being so "street", he is surprisingly corporate.
>>25052659
Online friends dont count. Sorry. Neither do "starter chicks" for sex (fat, retarded, really ugly ect...).
>>25052670
Why do you feel that way?
You should love your penis, man.
>>25052741
With success comes a legal team, whose job it is to ensure that he makes as much cash as possible. Em probably doesn't even know about piracy lawsuits related to his music.
>>25052366
Age: 19
Handholdless: Yes
Friendless: No, one very, very, very good and old friend from childhood
Kissless: Yes
NEET: Currently looking for work, so no
Shut-in: Mostly
>>25052407
They want to be the best at everything. Including having the shittest life. When they realize their lives are pretty fucking awesome, they get angry and deny the existence of our shit lives to make themselves feel better.
>>25052741
I don't know if Eminem claimed to be "street", he's pretty off and on about it. He admits his music isn't reality, but at times he talks about having to "live up to his image" in his music. Either way, he's stated his disdain for piracy.
>>25052822
I don't blame him.
>make an album, put a lot of work into it, your career is banking on it
>faggots steal it
Would be kind of infuriating, especially when it was just getting really popular.
>>25052366
all that plus i'm 37 and i'm impotent
also on dialup internet
>>25052859
>37 and using dialup
I think we have a winner boys
I can also just tell what you look like.
>>25052770
Yes he does. He even recorded tracks that play when you pirated a CD, basically him just cursing at you. Remember the video of "Without me"? Watch the last minute of it.
I'm all for protecting the rights to your work. But he is two-faced as fuck and a massive cunt about it. He stopped doing rap for the love of it ever since Dre pulled him out of the gutter. Its about the green for him.
>>25052778
Still young. Change. Get the fuck off your ass. You will not get younger.
