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Pic related has offered to take my virginity. She says she's really excited to do it, that she's clean, and will do whatever I want. She also agreed to fuck bareback and let me creampie her.

Do I do it?
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>>25052073
1. If she bald
2. How old
3. Where you meet her
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yeah, dude. go for it. any more pics?
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where is her hair
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>clean
Unless you know her personally, better get her tested before you get erpesSyphyllisGonorrheaHIVCrabs etcetcetc. Don't be stupid senpai baka
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>>25052073
Sure, do it. Ask her to shave though. She looks old but she's got nice tits and thunder thighs. Would bang.
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>>25052073
Is she your aunt? Is she a pedo? How old are you? how old she is?
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>>25052097
>>25052087

not op but I think she's wearing a towel on her head, like after a shower.
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>>25052104
Also, cumming inside a vajayay raw doggy is the best feeling.
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>bareback
>creampie

prepare to get fucked when she gets prego and comes after you for child support
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OP here

Here's another pic of her
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>>25052106
She's mid-40s, I'm 21.

>>25052087
A dating site

Here's another pic
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>>25052172
can you pls post screencaps of your convos with her? i wanna know how to fuck milfs from theinternet
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>>25052073

Go for it

What have you got to lose lad ?

Besides your virginity
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>>25052207
This

I'm 18 and i want to lose it to a MILF
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>old used goods needs a cuckband to make babies with her
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>>25052073
>mardi gras beads
>clean
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>>25052073
Do it, make sure you DO fuck her bareback and for fucks sake, please cum inside her as deep as you could.
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>>25052172
what dating site
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>>25052207
I'm in good shape and have a big dick.

Don't mind my cringe responses
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>>25052073
This is 100% yes OP. When you are 30 you are gonna wish you find some ass like this.

Only thing is she could be lying about being clean, but, fuk it YOLO
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No fucking way is she clean dude. I'd go for it if I were you for the memory, but know that you're going to have to warn people about shit from now on.
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>>25052073
>those hulk arms
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>>25052151
>>25052172
>>25052073
total milf I would go for it!
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>>25052270
she looks hot OP, for fucks sake bust your nut inside her and stop being a faggot.
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>>25052270
thx. can we see your initial convo?
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>>25052270
Just drill her old tired ass already. Chad normie bitch.
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>>25052292
I just don't want to get an std m80s.
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If it seems too good to be true, it probably is
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>>25052305
>but I'm 100% you're a virgin
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How old are you OP? Also what would you say you are out of ten?
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>>25052172
mid 40?

she looks 30
ive fucked worse
lucky little shit OP
fuck you
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>>25052295
I don't think I have it anymore. Basically I said hey how's it going, I think you're attractive, and "are you into younger men?" It really helps if you're /fit/ and/or tall. A big penis is bonus points. I have 5 other MILFs ready to go with me right now.
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Don't cum inside her, you never want to do that unless you actually want to pay for a child's existence. Otherwise you shouldn't need to ask the question, just fuck her.
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>>25052305
You wont, stop being a sissy faggot and fuck that old hot bitch bareback. Holyshit if i were you her pussy will be already fully injected with my cum.
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>>25052305
>I always always always wear them
>Except for this one time
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>>25052345
She's in her mid 40s dude, she couldn't get pregnant if she tried
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>>25052335
I'm 21. I've been rated 8/10 on this board in face threads, but I'd say I'm a solid 7.
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>>25052345
dont listen to this guy. Bust your nut as deep as you could.
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>>25052363
Well that's depressing. Go for it though man.
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>>25052361
yeah she could. it would just have much higher chance of having issues. you dont want a retard baby op
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Fucking reck her for all of us OP! DO IT!!!!
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>>25052383
That's another problem. I'm an antinatalist and really don't want to get a bitch pregnant.

Also I hope pic related gives some of you hope
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>>25052420
Indeed it does. What site did you meet her on?
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>>25052361
Women can get pregnant naturally into their early 50s.

My grandpa's mom was 45 when she had him.
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>>25052073
>mid-40s
>She also agreed to fuck bareback and let me creampie her.
enjoy your children
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>>25052435
sourmath.com

Kind of a lesser-known site but I highly recommend it to find a hot girl to lose your virginity to.
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>>25052420
For every one girl that reacts positively there will be a thousand that don't. It's not worth the risk
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OP if you really are a tall white 8/10 Chad with a big dick why are you wasting your virginity on an old slore? I mean if you were a robot or a 5/10 or something I'd say go for it, but if you really have all that going for you, you should bang a hot chick in your age range.
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>>25052482
I don't know any or how to meet them

No friends either but I'm not a total autist
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>>25052472
Is sourmath the new normalfag shock horror?
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>>25052648
It's been around for a while. Not sure if the site still works actually
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>>25052305
> I'm 100% you're a virgin

fucking kek
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more pics god dayum, that milf body
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>>25052500
Literally just approach random women. Like I said, if you really are tall white Chad, you're guaranteed good results. You can even Tinder or dating website. But you can honestly just go outside and talk to women while you're on the train, waiting in line, whatever the fuck.

If you are tall Chad you won the genetic lottery, even if you're autismal, and your lack of confidence is fucking sad because there's no actual reason for it, you have nothing to actually be insecure about.
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>tfw no qt MILF who is ecstatic to take my virginity
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>tfw OP gets AIDS and a retarded AIDS baby that he has to pay ridiculous medical child support bills for, for as long as it lives.

All to get his dick wet.
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>>25052915
Thanks man. I don't know about the cold approach though, that takes major balls and you have to be a seriously confident Chad to pull it off.
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I wish I had a fit milf to take my virginity.

Godspeed, OP.
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>>25052073
if you dont do it, your dick will dry and just release as a dry feather from your body, she is hot af, would fuck all day long
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She looks like a dirty old slag but I would. Might as well do it OP.
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>>25052270
>it'd be one hot porn

aspies gon' asp
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>>25052073
Absolutely. She looks hot as fuck. I wouldn't go bareback though.
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What the fuck is with all these normie threads.
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>>25053017
She sent me a really fucking hot video earlier today. Here's a screenshot from it
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>>25052073

fuck yes

nice thighs
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Got pictures of her ass OP?
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>>25053060
Post a fucking webm.

Also remember that the condom isn't there to prevent pregnancy but to prevent STD. You don't know what she may be pulling off because so far this seems shady as fuck.
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>>25053078
Nope. I'll ask for those tomorrow

>>25053088
Yeah this whole thing has a really sketchy vibe to it. Not sure what to make of it.
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>>25053060
Oh fuck, is that a sex swing?

You definitely want to wrap that shit up, because she's almost certainly a whore with AT LEAST one form of STD.
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>>25053108
I'd say you should meet her in a public place before going to her (or more preferably to your place) and under no circumstances agree to going bareback. Also remember to have your own condoms.

Fuck knows if she's not just baiting you to harvest your organs or something.
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>>25052073
fuck her op. fuck her long and hard for all of us who are never going to make it.

but please for the love of god wear a condom, i know it won't feel as good but something seems off. she is in her 40s meaning time is running out to have a kid and she could be looking to make you her meal ticket

always wear a condom and make sure you bring your own, never use a condom a girl has given you as they may have stuck a needle in them, trust me that shit has happened before
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>>25053170
>long and hard

kek, like every single first time ever...
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>>25053221
i love this meme that your first time you will cum instantly, if the day ever comes that i get to have sex i will be lucky to cum at all. i masturbate at least 5 times a day and my dick is practically numb from it, throw a condom into the mix and it's going to be impossible
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>>25053221
not him but my first time was fucking a hooker for 1 hour and I didnt cum. And she really tried. boy was she mad.

I jerked off 6 hours before though.
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friendly reminder that you will be too nervous to get it up lmao
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>>25053060
upload the video my nigga goddamn
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>>25053268
That already happened to me before with a girl my age
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>>25053221
Bullshit. I've been watching porn for so fucking long that I can control my dick and the time I cum at too fucking well.
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>>25053060
Got to upload this somewhere for all us to see. You've gone this far. Indulge us with further.
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>>25053289
Op what site?
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>>25053313
mega.co.nz
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>>25052073

>you get naked in her room
>"I'll be right back"
>suddenly the local chad bursts in with his boys
>"HAHAHA LOOK ITS FUCKING ANON WHAT A BABY DICK!"
>LMAO HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING SEX"
>they hoist you up bare ass naked and carry you into the street chanting "VIRGIN VIRGIN VIRGIN"
>their stacey whores are outside taking photos for facebook laughing
>you are tossed into the street without your clothes and have to run home naked
>yfw photos are all of normiebook and your uni the next day

literally what will happen mate
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>>25053221
I didn't come at all my first time. Stop maymaying
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>>25052420
introduce her to /r9k/. she will be in heaven if she really likes to fuck virgins
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>>25053313
Just make it into a webm and post it here.
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>>25053343
>>25053262
>didn't cum
Then how did you end it?
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>>25052270
Did you know 40 something milfs were pairing up for sex with early 20s guys all the time in the mid 18th century Paris? Same sort of sex market level I guess
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that body is not bad, looks like she used to be athletic back in the day.
her waist and shoulders make me think she was athletic at some point, at least intermediate.
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>>25053368
ran out of time and jerked off (Im the hooker guy)
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>>25052420
Its the same joy for blacks and gays, who would have thought
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>>25052073

naw, she's pretty disgusting looking
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>>25053141
this

she is going to poz your shit up
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>>25053342
If that happened he would get a whole lot of pussy afterwards, he'd be like a celebrity
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>>25053430
someone please do that to me so that i can be a renowned virgin lord
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>>25053429
>>25053141
Just asked her about it
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>>25053477
I bet that guy who thought it was a sex swing is red faced now
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We need a pic of her ass OP
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>>25053477
Well that's nice.

>>25053494
Nah, I think it's cool she cares about kids, but that should make you all the more worried if she's never had kids of her own, because that biological clock is going TICK TICK TICK
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>>25052073
Yes, are you fucking stupid? And keep doing it, do it every day! Wear a condom.
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>>25053477
>a person who gives away nude pictures of themselves and looks for men on the internet to have sex with is caring for children

what a fucking degenerate world we live in
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>>25053368
I just told her I'm tired and stopped, fucked her again a day later, everything went well.
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This is pretty shady sounding, OP. Be careful, meet in public first, tell someone where you're going, and wear a condom.

I know you don't want to, but just wear the fucking condom.
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>>25052172
>>25052073

You have the opportunity for your first fuck to be a beautiful thick sexy experienced milf who wants you to fuck her with your naked cock and pump your seed into her.

Why are you even asking?

This webm could be you.

Say yes and fuck her. Don't care about your performance or how it is for her; this is about you, and she's not expecting much anyway since she knows you're a noob. Overthinking and trying too hard will just make you nervous.

Fuck her and fill her with every last drop.
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>>25053576
I bet you think your mom is a virgin who's never had a load blown on over her face and body before too, don't you?

You mom has had cum spurted into her asshole during anal sex
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>>25053513
I should note she has two kids. I was also wrong about earlier, she's actually 35.
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Dude, older women don't mess around. They don't need to play games anymore. She does look like she knows her way around a cock. Either way should be fun not sure what you are waiting for. Also you can tag her in the therapy swing too.
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>>25053611
post the video family
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>>25053547

>wear a condom

No.

He said she wants it bareback and to be creampied.

That's what he'll do.
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>>25053616
Dude you really shouldn't type this much if all you're trying to communicate is a meme
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Whoa, I wouldn't creampie an older chick. I always fear they looking to lock someone down with a kid. Just pull out and blast on those chesticles
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>>25053611
Do it.

Pump your cum deep inside her as her pussy convulses around you as she simultaneously orgasms with her legs wrapped around you.
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Maybe her son could fuck your mom too..?
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>>25053623
What if she gets knocked up op is fucked. She better have an IED.
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>>25052305
>I'm 100% you're a virgin
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>>25053611
Be honest, how did you actually meet her? You said a site, but which one?
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>>25053591
sauce on that pls thnx anon
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>>25053617
I would but I'm tired as fuck, don't want to get up, and don't even know how to make a webm. Laying in bed on my phone. Yes I'm a faggot for not delivering.

It's just her whipping her tits out and licking them
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Cmon op upload that video. We're all patiently waiting.
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>let me cream pie her
She's wanting to get pregnant. Don't fall for it, idiot.
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set up a hidden camera to have your ass covered. friend of mine saved his
after his random tinder date accused him of rape to get money.
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>>25053680
Pretty sure that didn't happen
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>>25052363
Why is nobody telling him to

GET THE FUCK OUT AND AWAY FROM THIS BOARD SINCE HE CLEARLY DOESN'T BELONG HERE
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>>25053676
so much this.

she's looking for a fool to get money out of
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She's disgusting desu senpai, why can't you fap to hentai like a normal abnormal person?
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>>25053717
>>25053676
Seems legit

I have no money anyway, she knows I'm a broke NEET
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>>25053673
forget the webm, just upload to mega, it'll be safe and encrypted there
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>>25053739
DO IT

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
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>>25053739
Holy shit OP, /r9k/ is really doing a number on your confidence with this. You're gonna scare her off.
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>>25053739
You're so lucky, Anon.

Cum inside her while she's on her back with her legs locked around you, pulling you deep inside.

Do it for us.
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>>25053758
Not like I give a fuck

Better safe than sorry
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>>25053739
I am sure she is legit, I don't know why you are listening to half these tards. Go fuck her have fun, but pull out. More satisfying to cover her face than to pump you cum on your own dick.
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>>25053739
stop it autist

fuck her
if without a condor you may or may not get an STD, low chance but its a chance

but thats it for risks
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>>25052073
>>25052151
>>25052172
>>25052270
>>25052305
>>25052420
>>25053060

I hope to God you're not getting catfished my nigga, because that would be crushing.

But good luck.
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>>25053666

been searching for it myself, no idea and no one else seems to know either.
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no one asked the important question: how big is your dick, OP?
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ask for photo with timestamp.
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>>25053774
>>25053775
She offered to talk with me on Skype to prove she's not catfishing me.

I'm actually going to cum in a MILF holy shit
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>>25052073

You're going to be raped bigger than Han Solo in the latest film when that post wall hag succeeds in tricking a baby out of you.
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At this point its just get the location and then you go, don't keep texting and shit
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>>25053838
Tru, sack up and get over there. If you say you are tired I will find you and punch your dick in.
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>>25053745
>>25053813
Get that video uploaded from earlier. Mega.co.nz
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>>25052073
ask if she'll let you fuck her through the hole in that red towel.
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>>25053827
Bit rude tbqh family
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>>25053851
I'm on it lad

For r9k
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>>25053813
>I'm actually going to cum in a MILF holy shit
Don't get too excited m8

Actually, get excited, get so excited you blow your load in 30 seconds, she'll probably think it's cute and then get you hard again so the real fun can start.
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>>25053838
>At this point its just get the location
>>25053844
Fucking this.

Tell her you can't wait.

Tell her that you need her NOW.
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Don't do it. This old bitch is a pro, and will turn you the fuck out. She will have you wrapped around her finger. This go one of two ways. She wraps you up, and she'll be your first and last. Two, she turns you out, and you'll forever chase the dragon.
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Hmm maybe I should get back on tinder and other dating sites to try my luck again.

Had pic related lined up to take my virginity before but went far too aspie - also I didn't find her to even be that hot.

Good luck up - and get the fuck out
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>>25053868
She did tell me I could cum wherever I want as many times as I want.
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>>25053807
7 inches with a 6.5 inch circumference.
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>>25053779
Thats not a creampie anon,
She chugged a gallon of milk before the shoot, and shes puking it up. Ive seen the video
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>>25053907
Just go and become a porn star or something, fuck you man
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>>25053936
It's not that impressive in pics though
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>>25052073
she looks good for her age, but i would never go for a women that old.

-lose pussy
-higher chances of std

but if you're like a 30 yo desperate wizard i guess its better than nothing
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>>25053950
wow you look so much like me its unreal, down to the cock
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Enjoy your stds you retard.

Just cut the bullshit and fuck a hooker
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>>25053983

Wat? More chances of STD with a hooker faggot
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>>25053950
Why are you still here? Go fuck the MILF.

If she has a job, even better.


Get her so excited with all the fear of getting caught and doing something so primal and lustful. So excited that she can't resist letting you fuck her in the bathroom at work and her walking around feeling your cum leaking into her panties for the rest of the day.
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where are good places to meet milfs brehs?
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>>25054002

No you retard because you'll use a condom, and hookers are tested regularly, plus it won't be some 40 year slut with a loose cunt.

If she's willing to do bareback with you then how many other guys has she done it with?

Remember robot all women are lying cheating cunts
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>>25054002
Less chances, faggot. Hookers keep themselves clean better than random skanks.
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>>25054020
Outside the bathroom and tiles place. Help her with loading stuff into car then load your load into her
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>>25053964
Loose pussy is only a problem for dicklets. I worry more about women who can't handle the whole thing.

You're at a higher risk for catching/having std between 15 and 24, according to the cdc.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/stats/by-age/15-24-all-stds/default.htm
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>>25053739
>Seems legit
It isn't. Look at how many single mothers who fuck broke niggers all the time.
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>>25054029

Are you really this fucking retarded? A woman who takes money for sex daily with strangers and for a price will rawdog a stranger vs. a normal person?
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OP, you are a literal faggot if you dont fuck this hot slut BAREBACK and you dont fucking DRAIN your dick inside her until the very last drop.

Fuck what these virgin neets here tell you, DO NOT fucking use a condom. Pump her full of seed bareback and be on your way.
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>>25054119
>not seeing the red flags everywhere
That's proof all of you are idiots.
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>>25053591
>webm of some dude fucking a woman
>most of it is the guy

What faggot made this?
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She is fucking hot. Go for it you glorious bastard. Get some of that sweet MILF pussy.
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>>25053647
Uhhh...I think you meand "iud". If she's got an IED in her pussy, there's a problem..
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>>25054074
Hookers dont get drunk and fuck dudes without a condom in some alley, regular women do, all the time.
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>>25054234
You mean a....snuke?
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>>25054424
Hi, not him but you don't anything, stop.
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>>25052073

> she's clean

I need to run some STI checks on myself, what do I say at the lab and which ones should I do?

long story short: hooker rode her beaver all over my lips and face for a good 10 minutes or so and I have this burning sensation on my lips and throat ever since then
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what site famiglia
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>>25052073
>even having to ask
yes, she is a ridiculously hot milf more attractive than most women in their 20s
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>>25054507
>hooker rode her beaver all over my lips and face for a good 10 minutes or so and I have this burning sensation on my lips and throat ever since then
You done goofed.

It's probably gonorrhea or chlamydia. Get tested and treated ASAP.
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DO NOT USE A CONDOR ANON
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>>25054604

this

I've been with three different super hot hookers and as soon as they put that shit on my dick it goes flaccid. Can't even penetrate

I learned my lesson the hard, embarrassing way. Go raw or go home.
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>>25054507
The symptoms usually take a while to become prominent. When it comes to STDs if you physically notice them it's already most likely too late.
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>>25054507
Might be herpes. HSV1 is alot more mild than 2 so if you don't have any sores it might be 1. HSV needs a blood sample about 6 weeks after the exposure since the blood sample checks for antibodies (iGG test or some shit).

I know they test Gonorrhea/Chlamydia with urine samples but idk if it's the same if it's on the mouth. Didn't even know it can be on the mouth.
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>TFW most women have thicker arms than you ;_;
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>>25053611

37 is when women are at their most sexually active, it's pretty much just before they're unable to have kids, so they go on a sex rampage basically. It's 17 for men if anyone cares, when they're at their most virile.
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>>25052270
is having sex really worth going through this mindless shit
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>>25052073
Do it. Mature woman are awesome. You will have the best experience of your life.

Make sure everything checks out though.
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>>25052305
>I'm 100% you're a virgin

my sides
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>>25053739
>he actually asked her
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so, she is close to 40, and wants to fuck without a condom... this is setting off a lot of red flags..

use your fucking head, she wants to get pregnant before her sewer of a womb becomes infertile.

Fuck her with condom, or fuck her without and risk your entire life.
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Did OP went for it? When is gonna be back?

OP MAKE A FOLLOW-UP THREAD
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>>25053950
Just get out of my board
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>>25056000
But she will never have a serious relationship with him, he's too young and will be that side guy to have hot alpha sex with while she picks a beta to raise his children.
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>>25052305
she has managed to insult you in the best way possible
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i wouldn't fuck her without a condom. ask for aids test, fucker
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>>25055901
Uh yes. I really feel for you guys who are wizards and you can have a great life ignoring women entirely, in fact I've done that for some of my life, but I won't lie it feels fucking amazing. Cumming with a girl who loves you is like nothing else.
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>>25056093
Not so alpha when she starts demanding child support.

Careless alphas also get cucked, mainly to alimony and/or child support.
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So from what I can glean here

OP is muscular and has a big dick.

Meaning that while this 35 year old wants to fuck a virgin, she only wants to fuck the chad version of a virgin.

I guess I'll go hang myself now.
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>>25052073
Go for it if you want faggot, but remember it's not as good as you expect it to be
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>>25056244
>Cumming with a girl who loves you
>loves you
>implying

I'm fucking empty inside dude, there's nothing there to love
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>old
>fat

She better be paying you a lot, op. I don't see what you get out of the deal.
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so a failed fit normie with a 7x6.5inch cock is going to fuck a thirsty beat 40yo roastie...back to fit OP...you're depressing me.
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>>25052172
>>25052073

Yes, looks pretty good actually I would go for it.


>>25052104
>shaving

pedo spotted
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>>25056850

I'm pretty sure kids don't shave, retard.
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>>25057151
Because they don't have any pubic hair, retard.
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>>25056850
>he likes his women hairy
next you'll say you prefer women with dicks
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>>25053950
What the fuck are you doing on my board, Chad???
GET OUT
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>>25057296
Then why the fuck would they shave, retard?
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>>25057343
You are one dumb nigger senpai
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Cuckity cuck cuck
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>>25053950
are you a manlet? by dick is 6.5in but yours looks huge compared to your body
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>>25057375
Pretty sure the retard one is you
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>>25056620
Tbh no one can love you if you don't love yourself. I'm not saying that as a motivational statement, because it's actually the opposite.
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>>25052270
>big dick anons think they can be robots

It's literally this fucking easy. Fuck this world.
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>>25052073
She's hot but personally I wouldn't want my first time to be with someone I don't actually have an emotional connection with.
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>>25058268
>I wouldn't want my first time to be with someone I don't actually have an emotional connection with.
oh how i remember when i used to hold this opinion. then my standards started to exponentially drop over time. still a virgin tho
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>>25053739
Jesus Christ nigga, did you seriously ask this.
I think we've all been riding the ruse cruise boys.
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see, every fucking time someone posts here and is successful with a female

they ALWAYS have at least 3 of these things

>tall
>big dick
>good body
>7/10 face

just fuck off op and post this shit on /b/ or something, this isnt something any of us average people here can do
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>>25058318
Same. I used to believe in things like love and destiny. Thought I was gonna lose my virginity to my High School crush during prom or some shit.

I should have just had sex with other girls who might have been interested and gotten rid of it. Now I'm an emotionally stunted KV who can't connect with anyone and has intimacy issues.
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OP is probably dead by now and his organs are on the way to Romania
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>Still no video

faggot op
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OP which country is all this taking place in?

Can I find hot and dirty MILFs like this in the UK?
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>>25058318
Ya I lost mine to a girl who I was in love with who was also a virgin and that's the ideal scenario for a lot of people right? I can tell you it's wildly overrated. My recommendation is to have as much sex as possible with hot girls. It doesn't matter if you have a one night stand with hottie who is a dirty slut or if you have to save up for a hot prostitute or if you can find a cutie nerd chick who actually likes you or whatever. The only sexual experiences I regret are with fat and ugly girls from when I had low standards.
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>>25059102

Sex isn't worth it period. Attractive young virgin females or nothing. All you're missing out on by having minimal standards is some stds and regret.
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>Chad gets pussy

good thread
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>>25059292

Look at the pic, this is betabux getting Chad's well worn leftovers, sloppy 2thousandths. Chad wouldn't wanted his cum on aa fat post wall whore.
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>>25052073
>she's really excited to do it
she's really excited to cheat on her husband/bf

>she's clean
you've got to be the most gullible retard on the planet to believe this. An actual clean woman would never even mention being "clean"

>She also agreed to let me creampie her
she wants to cuck some older beta provider
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>>25052270
GO ON OP MY SON
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>>25058414

>Normie tells me I just have to be confident(and also rich, interesting, and persistent) and I may get a gf
>Chad gets offers from fat tittied MILFS and fucks them the next day

Yeah, it's ALL confidence mayne.
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>>25053551
severely underrated post
fuck the brobot
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OP YOU ARE A LITERAL FAG IF YOU PASS THIS CHANCE UP
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Op you lucky bastard. I'm 'looking' for milf to just fuck with and take my virginity. Just be her sex adventure. Just someone like yours.
I just don't know how or where to look.

Just do it mang. What the fuck are you waiting for. Consider yourself lucky.
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>>25053551
>>25059840
It's called FREEDOM you damn commies
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>>25059058
If you are a Chad like OP then yes you can.
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>>25059949
I don't know if I am, but I'd like to try

Where/how?
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>>25052073
If you want to bang her, do it. Her tits look decent and she looks older so shes been around and knows how to fuck. Why are you asking us?
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Why the fuck are all these people saying to go for it without a condom?

Fuck the chances of her getting pregnant and/or having some STDs
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>>25052305
>im %100 you're a virgin

holy fuck I actually burst out laughing
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>>25052305
>I'm 100% sure you're a virgin

kek
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>>25060157
because he's a fucking chad and hopefully he gets AIDS/has a kid at the start of his future

fucking retard too if he's literally just taking her word for it

>IM FINNA GET ME SOME CHILD SUPPORT MONEY
>are you only trying to get pregnant
>N-NO...U BEST CUM INSIDE ME BOY
>ok stranger i believe u
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>>25052073
>and let me creampie her
"Oh anon I guess the pill didn't work this time"
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>>25052305
THIS IS TH EFUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN ALL YEAR

THANKS FA/M HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
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>>25060788
>>25060551
>>25060157
>>25059674
>>25053623
>>25053547
Listen to a fucking reason OP, don't fall for the shit horny virgins are saying. They never fucked anyone so they'd fuck a milf without a condom even if it would mean getting AIDS. I can tell that you're not the first chad she's going to fuck and she probably fucked previous tyrones without any protection. Don't fall for this "I'm clean bullshit" it doesn't mean jack shit. For women being clean means that if her vagina doesn't fall apart that it means she's clean. Also holy fuck don't take the chance, she might try to get money from you and even if not getting a bastard is not worth any milf on this planet. Ask her that you'd like to fuck her with condom and wait for her reaction, if she will insist on doing it without you've got 3 options.
1)she wants to get pregnant.
2)she fucked some many guys without a rubber that she doesn't give a fuck anymore about any STDs.
3)both above.
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>>25060949
3rded
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>>25060949
>For women being clean means that if her vagina doesn't fall apart that it means she's clean
haha so fucking true
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>>25053950
thats a small dick lol
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>>25060949
>>25061005
>>25061097
This is why 2d>3d
The ONLY reason to ever fuck a 3dpd would be the glorious feeling of cumming deep inside. If you can't do that, why even bother.
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just fuck the lady already. she seems hella cool and would also be a good friend to have down the road. give her the dick you've promised.
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>>25052305
kek, you are the 100% virgin guy on 4chan, someone should screencap dis shit for the younger generations.
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all she wants is a fresh young cock for christmas.
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>>25053868
Get me the source, that's an order.
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why is no one posting milf porn?
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Could be worse
>22
>at university
>set up with this chick who had the most beautiful eyes.
> Her pics made her look like 8/10 was
> actually a 6/10.
> Refused a lot of sex acts with her but did fuck her.
>Really fucked up family.
>could have sworn her sister was shooting up in the corner of the room during one of our make out sessions
>Loved her with all my heart
>cheats on me
>needed to tell me something important
>I'll tell you when you get over me
>refuses to acknowledge me since the last day I saw her
That was 3 years ago. Still have no idea what was so damn important
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>>25061680
why aren't you?
muted
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>>25061832
because im scared of saving porn on my pc in case i die and someone rummages through my pc

if someone knew ive been jacking it to milf buttholes and anal all these years id kill myself even in death
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>>25061636
Idk m8, tumblr or something.

>>25061895
>jacking it to milf buttholes and anal
You don't even know how vanilla that is compared to some of the stuff most of us look at.
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>>25052073
>She also agreed to fuck bareback and let me creampie her.

Well you would still be a partial virgin if you fucked with condoms. Just throwing that out there.
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