>called danny
>someone shouts "hey danny!"
>turn around
>see a girl run up to chad's arms for a hug
>mfw her name was danny
My name is Emmanuel and my dads name is Manuel.
So they call him Meme for short and me Memito.
I'm literally a living meme.
>named Zach
>someone says "exactly" and puts emphasis on the "xac"
>I look around, desperately trying to see who called my name
>remember I have no friends
>remember I wanna die
>They called me Julian.
>Jules for short.
>Jules became Julie at school in 2nd grade.
>10 years of being called Julie.
>Night of senior prom I was throat raped by a chad while his friends laughed and chanted Julie! Julie! Julie!
>tfw your name could have been Chad
Don't really have a stupid name but I haven't heard anyone say it to me in years.
>birth name is tara
>renamed myself Danii
I'm happy now.
My name isOsama.
None of you know true suffering.
>>25051090
D-Doctor Who...?
>>25051069
>Night of senior prom I was throat raped by a chad while his friends laughed and chanted Julie! Julie! Julie!
What the fuck?
>>25051069
Are you m or f?
If m, are you gay or a trap?
>>25051140
This was about 12 years ago. I've never told anyone in real life about it.
I just keep on keeping on. Or try to anyway.
>>25051165
I am a dude.
I'm not a gay or straight or anything really. I never wanted to be into anything sexual after that.
>>25051183
Any chance of some greentext?
Unless you don't want to, of course.
>mfw Americans takes names from other cultures and give them to random genders
>a woman named Mikaela
>giving traditionally male names to girls
>a girl named Sam
>have middle name
>use my middle name for everything I can instead of my first one because it sucks
>have endless years of confusion, embarrassment, confusion and shyness develop from this seemingly simple problem
>probably a major factor for why I became a robot
>>25051120
>tfw imagining an aging mujahideen going through his gondola folder in a mountain hideout
>>25051202
It's not much of a story really.
Punched until I was crying and then had a drunk guys cock shoved down my throat.
Too drunk to cum though I guess. They got bored and left me alone. I went straight home and slept for days. So much shame.
We moved away not long into the next year so I never have to see them again.
>>25050977
My sister is called India.
My family is white.
>>25051242
Switch that to an autistic 19 year old in a Balkan shithole, and you aren't too far off the mark.
>>25051246
Jesus fuck man. I'm really sorry to hear that.
>>25051246
Did you like it? Don't tell me you didn't you dirty little slut.
>have a class with a girl of Indian descent
>her named is pronounced like "Man-bear"
>she looks literally like an orc from a Tolkien movie
>a huge fat face with a hooked nose
>probably the most sociable normalfag in the entire class
pic unrelated
>>25051303
I didn't like it. It was a soul destroying moment that capped off nearly a decade of constant bullying.
>>25051130
lol no. I just meant that I've been isolated a long time so I never hear anyone say my name.
>>25051298
Thank you.
I am now going to get blind drunk.
>>25051246
>>25051246
Jesus christ how horrifying. I'm sorry man.
Being molested by drunk people sucks
>>25051242
Don't be shy, anon. It won't hurt to share your first and middle names.
>>25051370
do you have this chad rapists facebook? Perhaps we all can expose that asshole and destroy his life?
>>25051613
It'll hurt when i chop him after tracking him down, using that information, though.
>>25051020
Kekked out loud very loud
>Used to play GTA San Andreas in class
>Some kid didn't know my name so he called San Andreas
>In the hallways, he would be like "Sup San Andreas"
>parents gave me special snowflake name that nobody can pronounce that starts with Q
>so everyone just calls me Q
>when somebody says "thank you" it sometimes sounds like "Hey Q"
>look like a retard thinking they were calling me name when they were thanking somebody.
>>25051246
Why you just didn't bite off his cock while it was in your mouth amazes me. That cunt today would be dickless unable to enjoy the pleasures in life he is enjoying now
>>25050977
>called igor
>im irish
>WHY THE FUCK DID MY PARENTS GIVE ME A FUCKING RUSSIAN NAME? EVERYONE THINKS IM A FUCKING POLISH IMMIGRANTS AND NOBODY CAN PRONOUNCE IT.
>>25051069
Was that chad's name Chris?
>>25051706
Most people are scared little sissies. If I was in that situation it'd end with me in the hospital because I wouldn't stop attacking them until they disabled every functioning body part I had. Doubt anyone would fuck me with after that though.
I never had any issues like that though because people knew I was a ticking fucking timebomb and I'd pretty much try to kill them with no regard for my own well-being if they gave me a good reason. It's a good way to live life, if you can back it up with a decent personality when you're not going apeshit you can still manage to have a few friends.
>>25051725
Are you a Chad? I bet you have the key to every girl's Velvet room.
>>25050977
You have my dog's name lol
To be fair I cant talk shit since my name is a very popular dogs name
>>25051756
>Are you a Chad? I bet you have the key to every girl's Velvet room.
Im posting here. what do you think
>>25051700
So, what's your name ?
>>25051751
This.
Violence actually solves a lot of problems.
The non-violence approach that liberals preach is just a Gandhi meme
>>25051725
My family was Irish.
Mom named me Alexis, a russian BOY name.
No one can ever pronounce my name right.
I just go by Alex, which is also a boy's name but whatever I've stopped caring at this point.
>>25050977
At least your name isn't JUST.
Not Justin or even Justy.
Just JUST.
>>25053476
please be serious
oh man
> called Jason
> work in software development
> can hear people talk about .json all the time
> turn around and listen to what they say every time
> it's never about me
> die inside
My sister who was 5 years old at the time of my birth suggested I be named after her favorite show at the time
And thus Alvin emerged. I got shit and still get shit for it by grown ass adults.
Now when people ask where the other 2 chipmunks are I tell them that cancer got them
>be named Will
>work at grocery store
>self checkout lanes say "welcome" when someone approaches
>for some reason it emphasizes "wel"
>turn around every time
Dad called me Oblivious Girl for three years. No damage done, but really irritating.
>>25050977
>named Benjamin
>everyone thinks I'm a jew
>I'm nat soc
>>25054468
Whenever people use the word "will" I always fucking turn around thinking theyre talking to me.
Kill me
>named Maxim
>move to a non-slav country
>your name sounds absolutely disgusting in any other non-slav language
tfw
>>25050977
My name is based Adolf(c)
And I'm a fucking vietgook.
>names Jack
>be on plane
>arab guy from work on plane
>says hi to me
>gets arrested
poor akmal... he was the best driver we ever had
