There is hope for asparadick man.
>>25049929
No shit, as strange as it appears it's probably fairly long, and that's all that matters.
>>25051011
it doesn't look like there is a lot of girth on it though, which is important, granted length is MORE important than girth, but one without the other is always going to be a problem.
>>25049929
Some women aren't totally hung up on appearances. There are girls out there who aren't shallow, you know.
I am seriously confused about the green worm (?) stuck inside his pubic hair though.
Did he not notice it?
Did he put it there on purpose?
Is the worm still alive to this day?
>>25051011
>>25051354
thats fuckimg bullshit women dont even like length it hurts too much past like 5 inches anyway and girth is all that matters because it stimulates more nerve endings anyway
>>25051011
>pencil dick is fine if it's long
it's like you've never even stuck your penis in a vagina