I made a girl laugh today /r9k/. I'm usually an unfunny prick piece of shit, but today, I made a girl genuinely laugh. Maybe there's hope. Maybe. There's. Hope.
>>25049697
why do you bother yourself with women, anon? the only true love is between a father and son. kill your mother. kill her if you have to, do it for daddy's love.
i waited too long and now look what happened- he's dead. I won't ever be his little boy ever again. ever again.
Congrats bruh. There's always hope, you're young. Or you're not, there's still hope then too.
Proud of you faggot.
She likes you OP
Ask her to marry you
Post the story even if you think it's too lame to share.
It's not.
There's no hope. I don't consider myself witty or anything but I usually find some point in a conversation to crack a joke. Getting a girl to laugh is easy as fuck. Getting her number is also easy as fuck. Actually getting past that is the hard part.
>>25050157
Story (not interesting)
>go to uni
>addicted to smoking
>by cigs from hookah bar because theyre the cheapest
>tumblrina works behind counter, but shes actually a cool person, goes to house shows and shit
>ask for cigs
>notice she has a white lighter in her pocket
>"is that a white lighter"?
>"a what?"
>"a white lighter"
>she takes it out of her pocket
>"yeah, whats up with white lighters?"
>"YOU DON'T KNOW?!"
>"haha no tell me about them"
>"they're bad luck man. Kurt Cobain, Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison all died with white lighters in their pockets"
>her face gets bright red and she's smiling and laughing
>not sure if at my autism or because she thinks im a crazy /x/ poster, but shes genuinely laughing
>"Get rid of that lighter man. it's bad luck. im telling you"
>walk out
