it's not that big of a deal, being alone. right? i just wish i had someone sometimes. it gets cold at night.
>>25049330
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WHORE. FEMALES CANNOT BE ROBOTS. KILL YOURSELF YOU ATTENTION-WHORING CUNT! NOW.
>>25049377
shut your face please. this is a serious thread about serious matters.
>>25049330
Get hobbies and a husbando. Whether it's in anime or some other fandom, it easily replaces emotional intimacy and good fic/doujin is more sexually satisfying. I've been single for over 5 years without even having SNS for attention whoring or a social life, and I'm happier than I've ever been with a bf.
>>25049624
i don't understand.
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>>25049330
How tall are you? How much do you weight?
Also excuse me for the second question, but this is the internet.
Quit being a faggot and maybe that will fix your problem.
>>25049798
5'6" 130ish
omfg why is everything unoriginal comment. someone else actually posted these same stats?
find an ugly bf online
it's what I did
Where do you live? I don't want to date you but I know someone who could really use a girlfriend. He is pretty stressed out and seems kind of depressed. He keeps it pretty lowkey but I have definitely picked up on the signs. I think companionship and support would do wonders for him.
>>25049907
Idk then, it seems pretty normal so if your face isnt like ultra-gross tier you could hit 6/10 BF easily :/
What hobbies do you have?
>>25049330
I'm looking for a gf
>>25049980
i read sometimes. and cook and take yoga classes.
>>25050055
Wow... idk how you dont have a bf :/
Do you go at bars with your friends? Or you dont go out often?
>>25050181
i don't have friends. and i only go out to do school or work or buy things. talking to people is hard lol.
>>25050213
whereabouts do you live? desu
I will be your bf, anon
>>25049330
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>>25050213
Whats so hard?!? Honestly I dont get it but if you think that you need practice, talk to me ^_^
What books do you read?
>>25050285
>White Raven
>?!?
>^_^
>>25050285
mostly science fiction stuff i guess. most recently the little prince, which i know is a kids book but still i really like it.
we're talking now.
>>25050247
man, oregon is fucking dope i wanna move there
>>25050318
Thanks for bumping the thread, anon-kun!
>>25050328
Then its not so hard to talk to people, right?
(its /r9k/ so they would call me chad but nvm)
And yea it has very deep meaning but I am too lazy to re-read it. Aside from that, what other science fiction have you read? Terry Pratchett? Also what can you cook?
>>25050247
where in Oregon?
>>25050399
mostly cook vegetarian stuff. make really good fried eggplant. and like vonnegut, stephenson, clarke, etc. all the basic dystopian future books like 1984, brave new world etc. oh and heinlein
>>25050411
Bend. I'm moving to Washington in a few weeks though because I got a job ;_;
>>25050442
Yeah, animal farm, etc. They are all in my to-read list - I mean I have a vague idea of what hapeens but I have never read them :/ So you are a vegetarian? Or a vegan?
>>25050524
i'm not a vegetarian just poor and meat is expensive. i watched the animal farm movie like a month ago. they used to play it during like kid's show times when it first came out, i guess because it's a cartoon. and that's crazy because it's so dark and sad.
>>25050557
Where do you live? I mean you should be able to eat meat in EU/NA right? And yea these movies are definitely not for kids.
>>25050615
i don't talk about where i live on 4chan. especially not this board...
>>25050501
Where in Washington?
Don't give a washington anon false hope.
>>25050649
i have no expectations of you.
>>25050656
About 30 minutes from Seattle
>>25050649
Ooh well, it was time for copycats to show up
>>25050669
I understand, btw my skype is gordon10000 if you want to keep in touch ^_^
Anyways, are you sure that you are getting all the nutrients you need w/o eating meat? I was asking only from this point of view :/
Also how long have you been taking yoga classes?
>>25050696
So if I said I lived around Snoqualmie, would I probably see you somewhere on the street?
>>25050739
i may sometimes be deficient in some micros. yoga for maybe 1.5 years.
>>25050757
Do you meditate?
My home board is /x/ btw
>>25050799
i actually do. that's not something most people would ask.
>>25050741
I'll be farther up north near Woodinville
>>25050285
haha look at this guy trying to pick up a girl on the internet
>>25050809
>I am not like the others.
Most people on /r9k/ wouldnt even try to talk to you. Instead they would shout REEEEE roastie
Have you reached any big revelations while meditating?
>>25050837
Not really, just trying to help.
>>25050879
no big revelations, but sometimes weird things happen. mostly memories i thought were long forgotten come back out of nowhere. like from jr. high or grade school.
do you meditate.
>>25050906
Yeah, I can also lucid dream. Keep doing it, you will pass the memory stage soon ^_^ just dont give up at the existential crisis, keep going!
What do you work as?
>>25050958
you seem kinda interesting and i sort of like you. but i'm going to bed now. night.
>>25050998
I have to go to school in 30 mins anyways :D so yea gn and sweet dreams
P.S: Everyone likes me.
>>25051024
i'm sure not everyone likes you. but i do.
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>>25051103
I am genuinely touched by both of you since this is 4chan. Sadly I have a what others consider gf, but its actually a very successful occult experiment in order to give my most favourite succubus a physical body. Still, you have a chance to meet a good warlock of my tier because the ritual can only be done with virgins for some reason ^_^
>>25051145
well i'm not a virgin. and also i wouldn't want to hang out with anyone that actually attempts to fuck around with evil forces. blah i should be in bed. hungry now though :(
>>25051196
Evil is relative. God killed more people than hitler.
>>25051152
I think this was the guy who posted earlier
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>>25051248
if you're bringing a succubus into the physical realm, what's happening to your gf? is she still there?
>>25050879
you seem like a really nice guy
i hope it's ok that i'm not the op
but i'd like to talk to you if you're fine with that
>>25051556
he already has a gf.
>>25051284
Its more like overwriting her brain starting from the subconcious, so basically she starts to behave more and more like my succubus with each passing day. The progress is way faster than I anticipated so we are currently focused on stabilizing the process.
>>25051556
Oki ^_^
What would you like to talk about?
>>25051571
And what if I have a gf?
ROASTIES LEAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25051605
>Its more like overwriting her brain starting from the subconcious, so basically she starts to behave more and more like my succubus with each passing day. The progress is way faster than I anticipated so we are currently focused on stabilizing the process.
that's kind of creepy even if you're just trolling.
>And what if I have a gf?
then you can't be my bf? or hers?
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>there's a woman (pfft) talking with some tripfag right now
Why is this thread just thirsty as fuck guys or people shouting 'REEEEE'?
>>25051759
>thirsty as fuck guys or people shouting 'REEEEE'
and which one are you?
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>>25051673
>that's kind of creepy even if you're just trolling.
I am not the most sane person in the world.
This is 4chan so you wont take it seriously anyways. I love that freedom of speech ^_^
>then you can't be my bf? or hers?
Thats why I said its complicated. The relationship with my succubus is more like a contract so basically I am going out with this girl in order to make the contract bring greater benefits. If you are ok with this I can be your bf ^_^
>>25051720
Namefag*
>>25051759
>Why is this THREAD just thirsty as fuck guys or people shouting 'REEEEE'?
board, not thread
>>25051769
Neither honestly
>>25049330
I'll be your bf if you're white or latin and on the east coast
>>25051780
would you try to turn me into a succubus or whatever? still not sure how i feel about that. and would you leave your current gf or what? :S
>>25051819
i'm white latina lol
>>25051867
>i'm white latina lol
location?
>>25051867
>i'm white latina lol
But are you on the east coast?
>>25051895
>>25051899
i don't give location.
>>25051867
No, of course. I can barely do it with physical contact, so how could I do it over the internet? Also I already told you, this is just an experiment, I dont have feelings towards her or anything. Planned to dump her at the end of Feb but at this rate it will be around 20th Jan.
>>25051921
Are all /x/ posters this retarded?
>>25051916I'll still be your bf
>>25051921
you have no feelings for her and plan to dumb her when you finish your thing? that's really not cool. i'm starting to not like you.
>>25051936
No, I am special even by /x/ standards, excuse me for giving the board a bad name.
They are mainly talking about chakras, tulpas, elisa lam and lucifer. Ooh and there are also a few christfags.
>>25051954
No, I will dump her when I finish my thing AND find a better vessel (at least 8/10).
>>25051982
even if you're trolling that's kind of a horrible thing to say about your gf. and she's probably prettier than me so you probably won't even want to talk to me anymore.
>>25049330
You can be my gf
>>25051916pls post skype or disposable email
>>25052006
I talk even to 2/10. Every conversation is a valuable experience ^_^
Also there are a lot of pretty girls on here. Once I even met a girl from my country, but in another city. Probably gonna visit her in June or sth so the chance of you being ugly is pretty low. Probably you have problems with your self-esteem. Also I am a horrible person so most girls try to hit on me because of my social status so I was genuinely surprised when you said that you want to talk to me.
i don't want an internet bf :/
mostly just wanted to chat with people about no bf. like the tfw no gf threads.
>>25052035
you're saying horrible things but you've been the most interesting poster by far. and i don't have self-esteem problems. what is your social status?
>>25052061
Alright
>tfw no gf
It's pretty shit
>>25052072
Agree :(
I hope someday you find a gf and I find bf
>>25052061
Only heir to the family company so I always get in photos with famous people, travel a lot, party hard etc. also recently one of my childhood friends got really famous and me and the other 3 guys and 1 girl in our friend group got famous alongside her
I am kinda smart and got a nice figure (training every day for min 1.5h )
Basically around here rich and not fat can easily get you laid with solid 7/10 so I am playing life on ultra-easy mode. Thats probably what got me into the occult though.
>>25052160
>I am kinda smart
>is summoning a succubus
>>25052181
Good point. Why the fuck would you want to summon a succubus? Won't she eat your soul or something? Do you not care?
>>25052181
I can guide a telescope, program with C++, javascript, python and ruby and I have won quite a few math competitions. Also summoning a succubus isnt even one of the top 5 worst things i did, Probably still in top 10 though.
>>25052136
Hopefully she's white latina :^)
>>25052210
I haven't read the thread, what do you mean by "summoning a succubus"?
>>25052210
Why do you believe in succubi?
>Also summoning a succubus isnt even one of the top 5 worst things i did
It's not bad it's dumb.
>>25052227
autism, pure unfiltered autism
>>25052210
This is getting to be hilarious. Tell us about the worst thing you've done. And why you did it.
>>25052213
Shouldn't be too hard. These days we outnumber the brown Latinas I think
>>25052231
It's bad AND dumb. Eternal damnation sucks...
>>25052268
>tfw OP is probably Catholic and not my gf
>>25052268
Eternal damnation is fictional.
die in cancer OP along with the hipster tripfag
>>25052282
>tfw you will never go to Christmas Mass with your qt gf
life is suffering
>>25052231
You got a point.
>>25052268
Later. Deutsch classes start in 6 mins, dont have time to type it now. Cya guys!
>>25052298
How do you know?
I'm not catholic but have an open mind.
>>25052332
Fuck you I didn't need these feels!
My grandparents were all Catholic and Christmas Mass was fucking torture. You're really not missing out on much.
>>25052338
Bye, warlock friend. Come back if thread is still here. I might be asleep by then but I want to read about the horrible things you've done.
>>25052404
I enjoy Mass
>>25052413
you must be high test
>>25052441
Well memed friendI also like chubby girls so yes :^)
>>25052413
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to make fun of your faith or anything. As a kid though mass was difficult to get through.
>>25052461
I didn't go to Mass as a kid so I wouldn't know how that's like.
>>25052461
>I didn't mean to make fun of your faith or anything
they deserve it
>>25052489
Catholics>Protestants
>>25052539
I agree, but lets not get into this anon
>>25052487
Yeah well. It was probably a useful lesson in patience and other things.
>>25052489
Hah. That's mean.
>>25052559
I'm glad I didn't
I wouldn't have the appreciation for the Mass that I do now if my parents hadn't been Protestants. I'd more than likely be a shitty cafeteria catholic.
>>25052584
So why are you Catholic now. I'm not catholic because my parents were both raised Catholic lol. They weren't going to do that to me :P
>>25052624
>Church fathers
>Actually reading the bible
>Based St. Thomas Aquinas
>Historical and philosophical support of Nicene Christianity in general
>Personal faith experience
>>25052691
Ohh fun. I'm more into Buddhism myself
>Scroll through thread
>No pics
Go eat wheel barrel of dicks.
>>25052731
>Buddhism
No thanks
>>25052756
Aww you don't gotta be like that. It makes loads of sense!
>>25052782
If you say so
I can't see much value or truth in it beyond what Christianity already teaches. And absolutely none in shitty western hipster Buddhism.
>>25052816
The cessation of suffering doesn't seem at all interesting?
>>25052839
Not particularly
Not even enough to keep me from being muted :^)
Even so interesting or not doesn't make it true. I want truth, not entertainment. If I was after interesting I'd just be a hedonist.
>>25050055
Basic bitch. Get real hobbies like rocket building or rock collecting or drone piloting. Even clock building will do.
