Anyone have spoilers to the new Star Wars Movie? I am probably going to go out to the first day to spoil the movie for a large crowd. I will post video link on here when I get it done.
Love you /r9k/.
Han is killed by his son.
Kylo Ren is Han's son, he ends up killing Han
don't actually do this though
it is literally a remake of a new hope, han is killed, luke shows up for 15 seconds at the end of the movie and that's it
basically it's shit
>>25045817
Fuck off, godspeed OP
Stay in your car though.
Heres what I can think...
>Han dies
>Kylo Ren is his and Leias son
>Kylos real name is Ben Solo
>Luke only appears at the last 30 seconds
>Starkiller Base is destroyed by X-wings
>>25045817
Shut up, faggot. Let OP grace the masses with this knowledge.
>>25045781
Kek
U wont
>>25045781
OP won't deliver.
>>25045947
Just wait. I as I said, I will go out with a megaphone and my phone to record the reactions as I spoil the film. I am from a small town so it will be easy and fun.
Also is there anything else I should do to piss off the masses going to see this film? Maybe I can get a costume or something?
>>25045980
Do you even own a megaphone?
>>25045864
I dont have a car but I can get a friend to help me out. Either that or I can outrun angry normies.
>>25046007
Will this do? I got it from a flea market a few days ago. Seems to work just fine.
>>25046077
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arigatou gozaimasu roboto san
