ITT: Encounters with ""fembots"" aka roasties
>normally avoided giving attention to any female posters but ended up exchanging emails with one once
>sent lengthy emails (around 600-1200 words each) back and forth for a while
>she's actually pretty cool and we're having an engaging conversation
>i send another email
>no response
>2 weeks pass
>she sends an email saying something along the lines of:
"sorry i didnt email you back, i thought you hated me, but i pretyped a response and can send it if you want
>i email her saying ok send it
>no response to this day
Can we see your conversations please (o).(o)
>>25045579
for wat purpose
>>25045534
Sure
>be fembot
>email someone back and forth
>one day they stop responding
>was trying to keep off the pressure and just have chill conversations
>don't send a follow up because I don't want to appear desperate
>the end
>>25045534
>add fembot
>talk for a few hours
>pretty good talk
>her laptop breaks and we can't talk for a couple weeks
>she saves up, fixes it, and we start talking again
>removes me from skype out of nowhere in the middle of our conversation
>>25045708
maybe im just dumb but i read this 5 times and still dont understand your story
>>25045708
>do x because I don't want to appear desperate
why is this the bane of all conversations ever
why can't we just acknowledge that we're lonely people and want to talk more
this is a fucking image board dedicated to lonely and atypical people for fucks sake
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>be fembot
>post contact
>read in cosmo that you should wait for 10-15 messages before replying, or you'll look desperate
>people stop trying to talk to me after 7-8 messages
I guess I'll always be lonely... that's what I get for being a nerdy girl, I guess.
>>25045814
not her but I know that feel brother, always overthink when talkingonlineto not seem clingy and stupid but still spill spaghetti and end up cringing at myself for days on end...
it's painful..
>>25045842
You obviously haven't talked to someone like me. If you stop responding, i start using our chats like a captain's log, where i write down day-to-day events in my life. It's not even to get a response, i just like talking to myself about myself at this point, no one else will
>talking to fembot on Skype
>stops answering messages
>still hasn't answered
>uninstall skype
>>25045921
>talking to fembot on Skype
>stops answering messages
>still hasn't answered
>block her and insult her anonymously
>it's... not like I like her or anything
>>25045809
Didn't want to give false impressions or false expectations, especially since a lot of people here want a gf. Guess they just wanted a gf and stopped responded. From our conversations they seemed pretty normie.
>>25046094
Fucking cunt roasties
>>25046122
Yeah. She was one of those sluts who never put out.
>>25045534
>never added a fembot
>never talked to fembot
Well shit, does this make me a normie or even more of a robot?
>>25045842
>read in cosmo that you should wait for 10-15 messages before replying, or you'll look desperate
people probably stop talking to you because you're an idiot
>>25046253
It makes you lucky for dodging a hellish bullet
>>25046276
its satire m8
>>25046253
it's a good thing. dont give them any attention or validation
>>25045534
>be fembot
>talk to robot
>tfw trying to nudge him into a rl meeting
>exchange pictures
>tfw he admits he i'm not attractive to him
>tfw he thinks rubbing one out to my photo is some sort of make up ceremony in which i should ignore being deemed insufficient for NEET
>tfw he rejects me a little while after that because i'm not "open" enough
>tfw we stop talking
>tfw i spot im posting several months later and he wants to talk again after i berate him textually.
> i agree
>tfw it ends the same way after a few weeksso dumb.
>talk to fembots online
>they're all really sad
>they make excuses why they can't get their shit together
>they don't say anything interesting
>i end up talking about myself until i'm bored of it
>stop talking to fembots
aren't there any decently attractive fembots with aspirations and slight competitive streaks to mutually troll?
>>25046352
>so dumb.
post photo
>>25046402
not that dumb anon
>reluctantly meet up with some girl I met from r9k, I really like
>things are great for a little while
>she meets Chad IRL
>dumps me (of course)
>get vacuumed into drama because she had hundreds of secret orbiters who want to tear me apart for having been with her at all
>really never wanted any of it but to be this girl's friend
>can't be her friend anymore
>sort of hate her for the trouble
women can't be robots
>>25046455
ASL, weight, height, skype, now
>>25046479
kill, your, self, now, pls
>>25046352
why are you unattractive though
most guys on r9k only say they wouldn't date a fat girl
it's not hard to be thin, it just takes persistence
>>25046510
nah, i've got a startup to launch, gotta at least wait until it goes big and collapses before i think about ending it.
>>25045534
Congratulations anon, you now know how it feels being a beta-zone emotional tampon.
Daily reminder that women cannot be friends with men, and the ones that are only want dick or a long term beta cuck emotional cum rag to vent with.
>>25046525
fat wasn't the issue, he just didnt find me cute. at least that was what he claimed, he refused to go into detail. i don't actually care now though.>tfw qt rl bf
>>25046548
good luck with that instead then.
>>25046566
it wasnt like that at all. believe me, i can detect that shit quick and i just cut contact
>>25046680
>tfw qt rl bf
that probably would have happened anyway then
online relationships are a joke if either person has an active social life
you probably would have just ended up cucking the guy or dumping him for somebody who seems more real to you
>>25046680
rl bf doesn't happen on r9k unless you have your shit together enough to be able to relocate on a whim to get in range of him.
>>25046473
>attacked by hundreds of her secret orbiters
Iktf bro.
I am insanely autistic, but I've been training for the Olympics for the past 3 years so I have a nice body.
Some chick came to my rec center (7/10, bretty cute) and brought her two beta friends with her. One had a lisp and was probably gay, the other was a loud, hipster skinnyfat.
Anyway, they saw me jumping over hurdles and doing crazy shit, she comes over and talks to me, surprised and amused by my athletic prowess. Somehow I don't spill spaghetti, and she gives me her number. this is what happened next.
>After she gave me her number, she leaves and the two beta cucks stay behind, loitering in the lounge area on the way out
>on my way out the skinny fat says "hey she gave you her number right? I wouldn't talk to her, she just got out of a bad relationship and needs time"
>Faggot Lisp boy says "she likes artistic guys anyway! We are going on a date this friday"
I laugh in their faces and just walk out.
Tried texting her and she said her "friends" didn't like me so It probably wouldn't work out.
Probably dodged a bullet, betas are faggots, but also if this is how normies date/flirt/contemplate a new relationship then fuck that shit i'd rather die a virgin then deal with shit like this everyday.
>>25046693
>it wasn't like that at all!
famous last words.
ITS ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
EVERY
TIME
If it wasn't, she would still be talking to you right now but she isn't.
>>25046830
yeah, as an attractive man, you have to rub it in women's faces that you're rejecting them specifically because of their orbiters. Women need to learn.
>>25046890
You're Right.
I should have said her friends were throwing a fit and I'm not cool with that.
I don't talk to many people though so this isn't like to happen again.
>>25045814
This. Even normies are fucking lonely. Who even cares?
>>25046887
you havent even read our conversation, but everything has to fit into your narrow minded opinion right?
>>25045708
more like >be fem bot
>omg chad replied to my 10th tinder message! he said he wants to try anal with me tonight and chill! hes such a nice guy!
>forgets about the wholesome conversations she had with someone else
>>25047018
You have any better ideas bucko?
Until she replies (if she replies), then I might be wrong.
As of right now, its playing out in my favor.
Does she even live near you? Have you even talked about meeting up?
i have never had an internet conversation with anyone. its a terrible medium for talking to people through. i used to have people irl to speak to, but not anymore. so i'm pretty much silent all the time.
rather that then posturing like a little bitch over skype, or whatever piece of shit is used to have these inane 'discussions'.
>>25047061
>As of right now, its playing out in my favor.
not responding to me doesnt prove i was an emotional tampon for her. nice try. we were discussing books and personal stories, which ive done the exact same with male friends.
>Does she even live near you? Have you even talked about meeting up?
youre acting like this is a tinder match. i had no interested in meeting up with her. i barely even knew her
got anymore assumptions and silly claims for me?
>>25046830
>I've been training for the Olympics
nice, for what?
>tfw people keep talking to me but it's probably only because I have a vagina
>>25049480
I'll talk to you if you show me your vagina :^)
>>25048929
special olympics are a thing
>>25049494
Fuck you, robot. I will be as unoriginal as I want to.
>>25048929
Track and Field. Im going to make trials this year.
Keep your eyes peeled, If I place Top 3 and make it to Rio, I'll REEEE during interview.
>>25049565
good luck robot!
REEEE
>>25045534
>Exchanged emails on this board on 4 different occasions
>all were women
>all conversations got dropped out of nowhere in a week
>>25049548
As long as you show that pussy you can be perfectly unoriginal ;^)
>>25045896
>If you stop responding, i start using our chats like a captain's log, where i write down day-to-day events in my life
Oh shit that's funny as fuck, I'm going to steal that from you.
>>25045534
Not gonna greentext it, but ik you're in this thread
Lynn, come back please
>>25047122
How do you know it's a terrible medium if you've never had an internet conversation before?
You're right though, I really hate talking online (or in texting/chat apps). It's distracting and annoying when you're trying to do things, and I don't like feeling obligated to reply. I don't have any online profile at all anymore, no skype or line or anything, I only talk on anonymous websites because there's no obligation to talk. The few times I've been worried enough about dying alone to talk to people from 4chan, or when I tried OkC, I just dropped out of the conversation and disappeared like most girls seem to do. I try too hard to make the conversation entertaining because I don't want to be seen as boring, so the messages end up too long and I just can't spare so much time, effort and attention on random people online.
>>25049672
I always find it when you post about me, pls stop. ;_;
>>25049852
>>25049672
Be real plsWhat happened
>>25049879
It's definitely real because he keeps posting about me and I'm pretty sure I find it most every time, like some sort of spidey-sense.I don't have the energy for friends and just want to watch anime.
>>25049912Do you have the enery to lewd on skype
>tfw went ice skating wan r9k girl today.
>tfw had crush on her.
>tfw thought she was an innocent qt.>tfw wanted to get on my dick straight away and be fucked like a slut>tfw she had a plug in her ass hole the whole time>tfw I'll never find a qt good girl to settle down with
>>25049931
No, with a touch of originality.
>>25049957
Unfortunate with just as much originality
>>25049852
Top lawl
Just come back
We don't have to talk daily or whatever
Once a week is fine or even once a month
I still got shit to do so this isn't some daily effort, it's an infrequent conversation between two losers on the internet
>>25049931
Thirsty shaking my head, to be sincere
r9k girls are garbage
I fucked one and came in her raw
We had talked about being serious for months, but that was the last weekend I saw her
She got a fucking Walmart job, and ran back to had Chad rapist boyfriend
Oh well, Chad's tasting my cum whenever he goes down on her>tfw I BLACKED an Aryan girl from 4chan
>>25049954
... are you... are you the guy Mystery.jpg was going on a date with?
>>25049954
>>25050043
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!7!
>>25049852
I'll stop when you come back
Just once
Then I'll stop for good
>>25050043
ahahaha pls I have to know
>>25050102
>>25049954
very lewd
sharing her emotions and complaining about her life to you is just a woman's idea of what friendship is. it has nothing to do with her trying to "cuck" you or using you as a tampon or any dumb shit like that. it's just what friendship means to women. she does the same thing to her female friends too.
it's okay if you don't want to listen or if you're not interested in that kind of friendship, but stop thinking about it as if it's something women are doing deliberately to hurt or humiliate you. that's stupid. they're just treating you the way they treat any of their friends.
>>25050026
>r9k girls are garbage
>I fucked one
kek you sound just as bad
>>25046510
No wonder he didn't like you
Nice attitude you fucking roastie
>>25050220
I really regret doing it
She was really far and smelled down there
Didn't even feel that good to cum inside
Tbt, I was happy when she left, cus then I could just masturbate and have amazing cums
>>25049954
>>25050205
>>25050197
>>25050102
>>25050043
KEKS Mystery confirmed for massive whore rosstie whore lol.
>>25050408
Mystery.jpg? Tell me it's not true baby!
I don't get why you guys say there can't be fembots when I'm always here and I'm always lurking
>>25049565
Goood luck robot
Reee!
>>25049565
REEEEEEEEo
Find "fembot" on steam thread.
She talks about how many guys she's fucked.
I'm not actually a robot and she started begging for my chad dick moaning on cam and what.
I told her to fuck off you shallow hypocritical whore, i'm a good chad I look out for you guys, plus upboat this post
>>25051868
Because you aren't a fembot
>tfw not interesting enough to have a chat with either fembots or robots
>tfw your only chat was about politics in a desolated chat room
He was an okay guy, but I'm hopeless about talking on the internet. I even tried omegle thread, but I'm just not interesting enough
>>25046510
fuck you wench
>talk through email to multiple dozens of females over the years
>without fail, the vast majority (a good 85% easily) abruptly and without warning cease responding
This has occurred with meaningless empty conversation all the way to conversation involving multiple paragraphs and essay-length communication back-and-forth. Essentially similar experiences to most males ITT.
Women lack common courtesy.
>>25045693
faggot fucking faggot scum
I try to talk to this girl I met at school. She always reply short as fuck, and takes atleast 30 minutes to reply. I've tried to ask her out one time, and she never replied. I'm attractive but I guess have no personality.
>>25046473
>betas want to kill you instead of chad
fucking betas, they deserve their suffering
