I like her. How should I respond?
Her profile
Talk about your piss bottle collection
She looks like a whore, but good damn she's attractive
Tell her what she said shook you because you've had penis trauma in the past, and that you will block her if she makes another comment like that. See if she grovels and apologizes like a good roastie.
ay girl lemme give u dat chorizo
Threatening to cut my dick off? That's a crime you dumb bitch! Now I'm going to anally rape you, force you to suck the blood, shit, and cum off my cock, and if you tell the police, I'll tell them about your little threat, and we'll both go to jail!
>>25045613
Only, I'll declare a sex change, and demand to be taken to a women's prison. I'll also bargain with the DA to confess, so that we'll wind up in the same cell, where I'll make you my prison bitch.
>>25045521
Tell her you are big cums
Ayy gurl.. I that would be gay
I got nothing really.
I went with this. Well see how she responds
This one wants it badly
As if this landwhale could ever be a surgeon
>>25045824
Do you work at Dumb Bitch?
>>25045837
Good god the self entitlement in this one...I'd love to see how she's holding up in a few years.
>>25045719
You fucked up nigga
>>25045837
>fat
>likes basketball
Coal burner confirmed
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Oh shit. Ducg
>>25046082
You're getting caught
>>25046102
How did she know?
>>25046082
No, but thats what every catfish would say ;)
alternatively, "whats a catfish"?
I always made my male models foreing so its easyer to play the "cultural misunderstanding" or lenguaje barrier card when convinient.
No. I'm a catdog. Wild ontop and begging on the bottom.
I also have a dog's penis.
>>25045824
No, this is Patrick.
>Apparently this wasn't original enough
>>25046340
fucking please this.
Cutducivudur
>>25046469
thank you my beloved
now quickly go charge your phone nigger.
>>25046469
10/10 response, anon
She likes it. What next?
>>25046628
and yet she's still single. Major red flag
Jesus christ, is that really how it goes? Is that how people approach each other all the time?
Sound like you are both googling quotes from witty assholes characters in TV shows.
>>25046628
I'll be your sponge bob to your sandy
>>25046675
this could actually work. maybe include this ;) as well
>>25046628
She's kind of spergy. Try to get nudes.
>>25046628
>No, this is Patrick!
Keep the gag going. See how long she lasts
>>25046628
wtf with this, are really normies so openly thirsty?, aren't they aware people do screen caps?
>>25046733
>tfw normies are actually more autistic than robots
>>25046340
THIS. take this mans advice.
>>25046710
>having meme sense of humor
>spergy
>>25046712
this way dude if you have no intention of meeting her.
>>25046733
the guy seems attractive in his pic so yeah.
>>25046733
Girls really are like that around Chads. Is this your first robotfish thread?
>>25046662
Yeah, women trying to be witty is the worst part of tinder. It's like tinder etiquette to say stupid ass pick up lines. Some bitches are as easy as dropping a pick up line that you stole from a website.
>>25045881
a chad into lards in gonna sweep her off her feet soon enough
Idk if this is what you wanted
>>25046845
who cares. hilarity is ensured.
and if all goes well, you might get laid.you're not a virgin are you anon?
>>25046835
>chad
It'll most likely be tyrone
>tfw I knew a tyrone in undergrad who married a fat bitch who was in medical school at the time so he could live off her for the rest of his life
I guess things worked out well for everyone there
>>25046755
That is spergy and obnoxious. Maybe we've just figured out why you're on /r9k/ and not surrounded by friends.
>>25046793
no, i am aware of it, its just so stupid and i had to express it.
>all those dumb bitches trying to stop slut shaming but still embarrassing themselves for some dick
>>25046628
Marry her? D:
>>25046883
All women are sluts if you're good looking enough my friend.
>>25046883
It's only slutshaming when they are criticized by ugly/beta guys. It's arousing, empowering and an expression of sexuality when Chad calls them a slut.
>>25046878
im fucking sure any bitch autistic or not would get that joke, 80% of them at least.
bitch from the image looks like wants some action nothing serious
>>25046845
I am pretty sure you would get decent results even with a pick of you if you can just keep that masquerade up. Looking good on photos is not that hard.
This autistic bitch...
>>25046845
give her the hot dick
>>25046845
>i want you to firmly grasp my dick in your hand
>firmly grasp it
>FIRMLY GRASP IT
>>25046970
i dont know what's more annoying. her or the fact your phone still isnt charging.
also get her number now
>>25046970
If this is the real vagabond put on your trip
>>25046970
>Well you're definitely fat as patrick.
>>25046970
post more pictures of her, looks fat on the picture and that would explain why she doesn't ignore you
>>25046970
Tell her you have a two inch micropenis and ask if that will be a problem, I want to see how Stacies react to babydick Chads.
>>25047002
it's not, some other fags stole his Chad pictures
>>25047014
Moat of her pics are face shots
>>25046988
You want me to post it here?
>>25047058
That looks like one annoying bitch.
Why are tans so ugly on strongly caucasian skulls?
>>25047082
because its a fake tan
>>25047058
doesn't matter to me if you post it. i live in aus so i couldn't care less. all i care about is getting you laid.
>>25047058
>tattoos
>tall guys
>basketball
she wants the BBC
>>25046938
That's why I told him to get nudes. Does it really matter if she's autistic or not bro? She's good looking either way.
>>25047058
>fat
thats why she keeps talking to you, thanks for wasting my time faggot
Yes?
Lplkg
>>25047170
kekekekek do it slut
>>25047170
you have a chance to get laid. dont do it.
>>25047170
is this actually you in the photo?
>>25047170
you have a chance to get laid. DO IT
>>25047189
>>25047204
You guys are idiots, even if that were really him he could pull far better on tinder
>>25047170
do the archeologist joke and see what happens,and incase you're a faggot and dont know what that is its ''are you an archeologist? because i got a big bone for you to examine''
>>25047251
Why do people even go through these jokes, if it's all about the profile pic? There is no way one of these jokes could make a difference in your decision to accept or decline the fuck, is there? I'm unfamiliar with tinder.
>>25047275
apparently on reddit's tinder board their main go-to opener is a pun about the girl's name
>I was just kidding Chad! You're special!
>>25047292
Then you don't want to fuck me?
>>25047275
It's fun and quirky when chad does it
>>25047288
Pretty sure if you're attractive you could just say "Heyy"
>>25047303
This
>2504703 should be totes original now m8
>>25047292
ITS JUST PRANK BRO
>>25047292
You like getting a good laugh? Then wait until you see my dick tonight
>>25047292
Do it for the EXP, OP. How's Ashley doing?
>>25047292
What about a faff?
Oh, suddenly fatty has standards
>>25047408
well based on your full body profile picture, i can tell that you eat random pies
>>25047408
>has tinder
>doesnt fuck random guys
She wants to be chased, but she's too autistic to say it.
Call her a faggot.
>>25047058
>i like tall guys
MANLETS BTFOIOLTWCTYA
(blown the fuck out into orbit like the worthless chinks that you are)
Tell her you're only 5'7 and see how she responds
>>25047408
"Hi, my name is anon. Nice to meet you femnom. See? We're no longer strangers"
>>25047408
I think Oscar Meyer would disagree.
>>25047058
>Can i get a boyfriend to introduce to my family so they can stop asking if im lonely and in the early stages of becoming a crazy cat lady?
the nerve of this bitch
>>25047058
red flags for tinder women?
>most of her pics are face pics
>she crops parts of her face
>she takes that wrinkled forehead confused face
>she stands sideways in every photo
>she sits in the fetal position so that her legs cover her fat gut
>she leans forward with her hands on her knees to cover her fat gut
>she wears an obnoxious 10ft scarf draped over her fat gut
>>25047408
she is rejecting you, so now she is a fatty instead of good looking stacey as you stated earlier lol you are pathetic and yeah she still a fatty
>>25047292
The old
>"I take this less seriously than you"
>"I'm just here because for the laughs"
God women are fucking pathetic. Always trying to hide behind plausible deniability. Anything to protect the ego.
You just made a tinder account for any reason other than getting laid? Sure thing you dumb thirsty fat fuck.
>>25047531
>so now she is a fatty instead of good looking stacey as you stated earlier
Your reading comprehension needs alot of work, fucking retard
>>25047292
>"I don't take this app seriously."
Too scared of reality and too afraid of blunt opinions and probably criticism.
This is probably why she's still a fat ass.
>>25047580
you thought she was hot thats why you posted her faggot, you are a retard for not getting nudes from an ugly bitch
>>25047591
>>"I don't take this app seriously."
Tell her this is why she's probably on the verge of becoming a cat lady and fat.
>>25047660
>you thought she was hot thats why you posted her faggot
Full. Fucking. Retard. Kill yourself.
How much dick would the dick slut suck if the dick slut could suck dick?
>>25048269
ROASTY TOASTY
Have her check out this mix tape
https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/get-paid-prod-by-mbeats
>>25048269
she's 18
leave her alone
>>25048453
Aww she's a kid guys, leave her alone!
>>25048453
So what?
I'm 19.
Fuck that nigger OP, keep going.
