You robots have any embarrassing gym stories?
>picked last in class
>girls were picked ahead of you
>even the retarded kid who couldn't even say his name was picked ahead of you
>the only times you weren't last was when they used the 1 2 system for teams
>kid would say "Ah man we got anon"?
>kids on the other team would say they already won just because I was on the other team
>the only times you caught the ball was with your face
>walked alone during free time
How much of those could you relate to? Does my picture trigger any of you guys? It did for me
Fuck OP you bringing back me back now. I related to every one of then
>>25044615
I actually made it through P.E with no problems. Ended up as #1 for pull-ups, #3 for running, and #2 for push-ups.
It wasn't until after high school the embarrassing stories at gym happened.
>go to gym
>see 3 people from my old high school
>they want me to play basketball with them for even teams
>I get paired with a chubby Asian guy
>I'm a lanklet black guy
>other 2 guys are white/Asian and a Fillipino
>on the other court, bunch of swole black dudes and wiggers playing basketball too
>I absolutely suck at basketball
>absolutely embarrass myself
>the black guys on the other side are all staring at me
>not even playing anymore, they all stop in amazement staring at me
>I want to just leave but I don't wanna seem like a beta who runs away
>keep playing
>getting absolutely destroyed
>even the chubby Asian guy makes 1 shot
This has happened to me more than once. I don't go outside anymore.
>>25044866
I feel you blackbro I am black too and complete shit in basketball.
>>25044615
Fat or manlet?
>>25044615
nope. was usually one of the first picked desu. i used to go hard family
>>25045087
>fat or manlet?
I was a really fat kid familia. Now I'm just skinny fat
>>25044615
>be me
>6'3 but really lanky at the time
>wannabe Chad player on our shit basketball team picks on random losers to play 1 on 1 against
>choose me
>goofing around mostly, he's beating me but I don't care
>decide to try
>he shoots a jumper and I block him hard, reject the ball back in his face
>entire gym class goes crazy
>his face goes red and he slinks to the locker room
>wannabe Chad then picks on me the rest of high school calling me ugly, etc.. in front of teachers and they don't care
>tfw I know I emasculated the faggot and he'll never forget it
>have a weightlifing section in gym class
>be robot having to do bench press
>for some reason stacey girl is "spotting" me and I can see up her shirt
>get boner in class
>stacey sees this and shouts it out
>get called "boner boy" or "BB" for rest of high school
>always get picked late
>hated participating
>never changed
>if no one I knew was there, (mind you, I only knew about 3 kids so I'd just hang around then during gym) I'd just walk around like a dumbass
>never ran because people said I ran like a girl
>could do a push up during the Physical tests
>hated dodgeball because weak skelly
>no one wanted me on their teams
>no one wanted to do anything with me period
>girls laughed at me for no reason
>got called names and shit
>fat black kid says he wants to kick my ass in the locker room for no reason
>have to sit around the gym teacher for an hour to avoid him
Gym class was hell but no worse than the rest of school
>>25045252
>could do a push up during the physical tests
*couldnt
My bad
>>25045225
Hahs smooth move boner boy
Anyone else have any FUCK YEAH gym stories?
>playing some weird varient of kickball where you can kick the ball anywhere
>some faggy kid bunts it side ways
>quickly run up to hit
>no time to pick it up and throw it
>make a quick 180 and kick the ball towards first
>mfw it went straight to the first basemen
>mfw got the faggy kid out
>mfw everyone cheered
Was a good day. Too bad I probably sperged the fuck out later and everyone probably forgot about it.
>Playing cricket for some reason, I mean fuck this is AMERICA
>up to bat or whatever they call it
>gym teacher gently lobs the ball towards me
>I yell FUCK THIS SHIT though my voiced cracked on the "fuck"
>swing the cricket stick like a baseball bat
>ball goes flying, breaks a window
>alarm goes off, everyone has to evacuate school because of policies
>walking in the parking lot, most kids grumbling passively aggressively towards me
>one car driven by an old lady (our school was also part of a Church so there were a lot of old people) swerves out of control and hits some kid
>the kid later dies in the hospital
>turns out that kid was actually my son who came from the future to prevent me from writing this post
>Was fat kid
>Had to do sprint tests in front of class and took too long with fat dancing in the breeze
>Had to do swimming classes and was the last one out of the big changing room we had to use
>Had to go to sports carnivals in the blazing sun
>Had to be the guy who let down the team every time we played something
>Was the first one to stop during the beep test, was sweaty as fuck for every other other class
>Got the lowest number in every jump height, height measurement and related test, highest number for BMI
>Teacher used to try to encourage me using tough love method and it annoyed the shit out me, ended up getting detentions all the time for telling him to fuck off
>Was literally the only fat one in my grade every year, and also the quiet one with weirdo friends so I was literally nothing but a joke for 6 years
Every P.E class was just me agonizing over every second I had to be there, but later on I refused to participate and just dealt with the lectures and detention which was much better.
>>25045225
>Not saying she called you boner boy because you fucked her with your giant dick
You missed out on an easy opportunity.
>tfw I was shit around girls
>Was so socially awkward that I cock-blocked friends just by being around them
>Earn the title "Pussy wrecker"
>It stuck because high schoolers were stupid and didn't see wrecking pussy was a good thing
>Be diagnosed with Aspergers
>Get full time aide
>Never once played a sport by the rules
>In gym the teachers gave up and let me play with a ball by myself
>>25044615
I always got picked like 4th
>Be me in 5th grade
>gym class starts
>two girls in my class who I have a crush on, hot as fucc
>holahoop competition starts
>I am the last one standing with a few other grills
>lost but was in 3rd place
>hot grills commend me
>feelsgood.jpg
>running to pick up the hoops off the ground with best friend
>we are both running for the same hoop and I trip and fall
>nobigdeal
>my tounge feels for my upper two front teeth
>the bottom half of my adult front teeth are completely gone
>suddenly pain
>I start crying and picking up the remnant bone fragments in front of qt girls while they look pic related
I got them fixed a year later but girls regected me because I probably looked like a hockey player.
>>25044615
>benching 275 lbs at 180lbs 13 percent bodyfat
>get 4 reps easy
>hit the pins on the 5th rep
>there goes my left shoulder
>roll of shame the weight off of me gracefully because I'm strong as shit
>no one bats an eye
I still felt sort of embaressed. Personally, I think no one came to my rescue because I was black. Fucking crackers.
>dodgeball
>start of the game
>run to the line
>about to pick up a ball
>HEY ANON LOOK UP!!
>dodgeball slammed right in the face
>facepalm myself with both hands while standing
>another dodgeball hits me in the balls
>lay on the ground with one hand on my balls and other on my face
>ANON GET UP YOUR OUT!
Looking back it was pretty funny.
>>25046101
I was always wanted out for gym class. You got real lucky anon
