>haven't showered in ?? days
>notice a smell on me besides sweaty armpits
>smell hair
>smells like cigarette smoke
>I haven't smoked a cigarette since last year
who /smelly/ here?
I dont understand not wanting to shower
I always smell like bread dough at the end of the day, my armpits end up smelling like it when they're all sweaty.
Not sure what this means.
>>25044568
>uncut
>slide finger around inside of foreskin
>that glorious scent
cutfags will never know this feel
>>25044572
This
I shower in the a m and after work, and usually in the a m on weekends
I haven't missed a day showering in years
>smelly robot from high school days comes over to my mom's house to swim with us
>he never graduated and never got a job and just watches youtube all day on his computer
>apparently never showers too
>had a huge scraggly beard and hair
>mom said "oh my God he stinks I don't want him to come over anymore"
>apparently he heard her
>cut all his hair off the next day
>doesn't want to come over anymore too
>sits in his room all day even more cause my mom hurt his feelings
>>25044572
>>25044649
I live in a shitty old house and there is literally no vent in our washroom. If I take a hot shower then all the humidity just sort of hangs out in the house forever until it becomes mold.
I can't even open a window to let the air out because then my father goes full autist and also because the window freezes shut when it's cool outside.
>>25044687
plot twist: smelly robot is you
>>25044687
I had a buddy in high school kinda like this
Dude was cool as shit and I was like one of 3 people who would talk to him when he moved here.
Dude always smelled like farts and obviously didn't bathe often. I invited him out once when I threw a party. showed up in clean clothes, haircut, clean shaven and smelled good. He almost got laid and I think it hit home for him cause he stopped being a smellybro after that.I should call him
>>25044828
>>25044572
>>25044649
I do wash myself with a soap & washcloth when it gets to the point that my eyebrows have dandruff and wax in my ears is keeping my awake
>>25044885
I wish you were kidding but I'm sure you're not
>>25044885
Damn what the fuck is wrong with you dude?
Any reason you're a dirty ass motherfucker?
Haven't showered in 4 days yay
>>25045462
No friends, and no girls to be repulsed by my smell and also because I've been a full neet for about a year and a half now.
and like I said, taking a shower at this time of year in my shitty house is a whole ordeal
who /toolazytobrushteeth/ here?
currently on a 6 day binge
>>25044589
Some girls would probably find that attractive.
>>25045654
This is much worse than not taking showers, because the effects are permanent.
i shower every day and no matter what i do i have this musky old man type of smell mixed in with stale cigarettes
>>25045654
Won't your teeth come off eventually if you don't brush?
>>25044845
q: are you him?
>>25045654
I can go weeks without showering but can't go a few hours without brushing my teeth.
That sticky, lumpy, coated feeling on my teeth after a meal drives me nuts.
>>25045777
>>25045654
pic related, and trigger warning I guess too
the fact that he literally eats shit probably didn't help.
>>25045654
get with the game
8 month binge
i always smell like chlorine after i fap
>>25045654
I barely ever brushed my teeth as a kid, maybe once every couple of months. I regret it deeply. At 14-15, I started brushing my teeth every day.
Somehow, no major damage was done, but still, I could have had much better teeth if I wasn't such a nasty little shit. I just don't understand how all of my teeth didn't fall out. It must be a fucking miracle.
>>25045909
A true wizard apprentice.
>>25045893
don't do that
you're going to destroy the enamel on your teeth if you keep doing that.
>>25045909
Must smell like literal shit.
>>25045935
Mah nigga, I know that feel
>>25045654
Three months here
>tfw tonsil stones
>make my breath smell like a rotting corpse
>constantly need to buy mints
>if I forget mints the smell gets so bad that I can't talk to people
>dig in my mouth for hours on end gagging nearly that entire time, just to get one out.
>no matter how many I get out there are always more
Who else /chronichalitosis/?
Pic Related. That is about the average size of my stones. This one was a twofer however.
>>25045956
He got farther with a girl than most robots
>>25046034
THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING WHAT SI WRONG WITH YOU SICK PILE OF SHIT AND ASH
>>25044885
lmao, you're a nasty motherfucker. I've never heard of earwax keeping a person awake at night.
>>25046034
They were chronic but I gargled some salt water and haven't had them since
>>25045956
>>25046050
-had sex
-well more like rape technically
-with an underage girl
-who is also his sister (half-sister? step-sister?)
That's like four robot fantasies in one sitting.
Is he in prison now?
>>25046080
I will try that, considering going to the dentist to get it dealt with.
>>25046034
Why not just go get your tonsils removed? I would think insanely bad breath would be a legitimate reason.
I have two sweat smells. My first is my full body odor which smells like corn chips/tostitos. My other smell is my armpit smell which smells like onions.
>>25046078
well it's not like it makes noise or anything it's just that I'm about to fall asleep at like 5am and then I get this sudden waking itch in my ear so I grab some tissues (I keep a box in my bed) and dig some black-orange wax out.
>>25045654
>Had braces for 4 years
>only brushed my teeth on the mornings of school days
>didn't get any stains.
>>25045777
Depends on how much sweet shit you eat.
If you eat foods/drinks rich with simple sugars and acids, then you're teeth won't last long.
>>25044572
Depression.
When you're friendless and spend most of your time in your room, you very quickly lose reason to care about your hygiene.
Compound that with the monotony of every day life, and you've got people who don't shower or brush their teeth for months on end.
>>25046127
I've thought about it, but my biggest fear is that it will fuck with my ability to sing. Singing is the only thing I'm even remotely decent at. If I fucked my voice up, I would commit sepukku.
Just tried gargling salt water. Nothing came out, but I hope it did something.
>>25046363
>I've thought about it, but my biggest fear is that it will fuck with my ability to sing.
Just fucking do it.
Tonsil removal is common as fuck, provided you don't pay some seedy surgeon you'll be fine.
There's no reason to keep them.
>>25045654
>>25045922
>>25046015
>>25046169
Tonsil stone fag here, maybe its the fact that my breath stinks, but if I go more that a few hours without brushing my teeth I go crazy and get very anxious.
So really how do you guys not brush your teeth? I'm only asking out of curiosity. Do you just feel okay with having horrible teeth?
>>25046585
Eh, I'll talk to my doctor about it. thanks anon.
>>25044568
>showered yesterday
>already smell like a mixture of sweat and semen
>haven't even fapped since showering
>>25046656
my teeth arent bad (guy on 8 month binge) theyre not fucking broken yet no idea why
i just dont brush them cause im fucking lazy
Sometimes I smell things randomly that aren't there
