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I've not left the house in one year, AMA.
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I've not left the house in one year, AMA.
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Do you notice when it's winter / summer based on how cold in the house it is?
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>>25044148

No I've got a heater in my room so I'm cosy 24/7
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what's causing you to stay inside?
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Do you have a master/mistress/owner of some kind that is responsible for feeding you and cleaning out your cage?
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How fat are you? I imagine you're either pretty massive (270+) or incredibly underweight.
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>>25043899
does your mom buy food?
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>>25044239

No job, no friends and no reason to go outside.
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>>25044270
>>25044305
My Dad takes care of me

>>25044296
I'm 6'0 and around 185lbs
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>>25043899
is your room/space/whatever tidy or a mess?

pissjugs or no?
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>>25044393
>is your room/space/whatever tidy or a mess?

No I keep it immaculately clean and tidy, germ free environment

>pissjugs or no?

Piss bottles, emptied every morning
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>>25043899
are you disabled? why havent you left the house?
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>>25044648
How fucking new and naive are you?
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>>25044804
i just asked why he didnt leave the house you cunt, fuck off
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>>25044648

No friends, no job and no reason to leave
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>>25045100
how old are you? also, is your dad trying to change your situation?
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>>25045154

I'm 23, he's going through a messy divorce right now but he always encourages me to do stuff
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>>25045304
Would you be willing to take a step outside tonight?
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Is your back shitty from sitting on front of the computer all day like mine?
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>>25045435
not OP, but my back is fucked from sitting at the computer for about 10-12 hours a day, maybe i need to get some sort of NEET superchair
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>>25045384
>Would you be willing to take a step outside tonight?

Do this for us, op! Make us proud and post results!
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>>25045384

It's 03:40am where I am right now, I'll walk to the end of my driveway and back tomorrow.
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>>25045435

I only use the internet from my phone so I just lie on my bed

>>25045724
I'll go to the end of my driveway and back tomorrow, first 10 seconds of fresh air in one year lol
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>>25045819
>tomorrow
Tomorrow isn't worth anything, live in the present. Do it and film it.
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>>25045819
It is tomorrow already. Do it now. I gotta know you did it. I need to have more faith in peoples ability to change, so I can have more hope for myself.
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>>25045819
You're making excuses because you're scared.

Go do it, OP. It will take less than a couple minutes. Go stand outside, barefoot in some grass. Look up at the sky, then come back in to your warm, comfy room.
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>>25045839
>>25045894
>>25045939
They're right, op. Go out there and show us you can change! Take us on your adventure, too! post some pics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24CPil1scVg
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>>25045819
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TODAY

but 2bh this might be the best time to JUST DO IT. no one is around to see, and night time is comfy anyway. step outside and smell the crisp winter air. just to the end of the driveway. take a picture if you're willing/able. it would inspire a lot of us to share a shut-in's first glimpse at the outside world after a year of seclusion.
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I can't wake my dad up right now lads
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>>25046128
sneak out then, be real sneaky about it, tip-toe
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>>25043899
Been drinking your own piss, just like Bear Grylls?
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>>25046128
do it tomorrow, fuck these fags
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>>25046128
If he wakes up, just tell him that you thought you heard something outside and went to check it out.

Quit being a fuckin' puss.
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>>25046128
Time for STEALTH, negroid.

Make us proud
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>>25046180
This poster is a skeleton. Don't believe his lies.

I backtraced it, and it went right to a skeleton's house.
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>>25046191
or tell him that you were feeling down about being cooped up all the time and just had an urge to step outside for a moment. i don't know your dad but i can only imagine it would make him happy
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>>25044867
Newfags need to shut the fuck up and lurk
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>>25046128
DON'T GO OUTSIDE. Seriously, keep up your streak. Try and make it 2 years.
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>>25046221
LOL, yeah that's a good point.

Op, just do this.
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>>25046128
Well whenever you do do it, give a thumbs up towards the west or setting sun.
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Kek! Imagine how much something as simple as a yard can change in a year.

OP, when was the last time you were out? I mean, for what reason?
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What will you do when your dad is too old to take care of you?
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CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA
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W-what if OP went out, and slipped and fell or something?
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>>25046432
Better to get hurt falling outside than to have a viscous slip in the shower.
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Back in my early 20s I didn't even leave my BEDROOM for more than two years. Not one step.

Ask me anything.
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>>25046432
Why did we force him! He wasn't ready, damn it...

OP we miss you..
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>>25046506
did you have a bathroom attached to your bedroom, or did you just piss and shit all over the place?
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>>25046506
how often did you consider suicide?
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>>25046536
we encouraged him because it's not a big deal anywhere except in OP's head. he's probably having a profound moment reconnecting with a world he had long forgotten.

wishing you the best OP
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>>25046641
there is literally nothing special or interesting about outside.
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>>25046606
I treated my closet as a bathroom, it's where I stored my pee jugs. When they filled up I'd empty them out the window. The grass below actually died off because of it. I also had a poo bucket in the closet. I lined it with trash bags and covered poo / soiled toilet paper with cat litter. Just a regular 5 gallon plastic bucket, with the lid on it didn't really smell. Every month or two I'd triple bag and put the poobag outside my door with the rest of my trash as usual.

>>25046632
I only ever seriously considered it as an endgame for when my lifestyle became irrecoverable.
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>>25046796
how is your lifestyle now?
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>>25046679
but OP thinks there is. he thinks the outdoors is intrinsically different from the indoors, and that is why he has become a pathological hermit. going outside and seeing that it's not another dimension might help him have a "stoop kid" moment.
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>>25046796
Who collected the poo/trash?

what about getting food, etc?
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>>25046924
My parents, they also left groceries outside my door once a week.

>>25046822
It was a long and difficult transition that involved a motorcycle helmet and lots of night time sneaking but now I'm pretty much a typical wageslave.
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>>25046477
That's not what viscous means.
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>>25045100
>no reason to leave

That's better than no reason to live
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>>25047159
There are more fluids than water in a shower my friend. ;)
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>>25047159
I meant vicious or brutal. But even that could seem a little out of place.
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>>25047285

how about a 'tragic' slip in the shower?
unfortunate?
lethal?
hilarious?
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>>25047376
Better to get hurt falling outside than to have a tragic and unfortunate but hilariously lethal slip in the shower.
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>>25043899
https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/get-paid-prod-by-mbeats

will you critique my single?
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>>25046232
>DON'T GO OUTSIDE
I'm dying lad
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