>mom walks into my room
>r9k is open on my computer
>thread on the front page has a big ugly cock
>"anon why are you looking at a penis"
JUST
tell her you like penis
>monitor screen facing door
How do you even make such a rookie mistake?
Could you really not just scroll down to the next thread and say "oh some lonely faggot just posted his dick for attention"? People throwing inappropriate nudes around is not that unheard of dude.
God damn why are all of you people so omega?
>>25043839
This is the only way desu senpai.
>>25043829
It was the fungus dick guy wasn't it?Not original?Spooky
Tell her its yours.
and that's what you get for being a careless faggot.
>>25043829
Same here. Every time I go to the catalog there are always images a bunch of cocks, roasted vaginas, and gay sex. Holy fucking shit. I know this place is considered /b/ 2.0 but does this really have to be a thing?
>>25043829
>showing my mom something on my computer
>minimize it
>/r9k/
>quickly click away
>she has a look of pure disgust on her face
>quietly says "what are you-"
>just stops mid sentence
>act like I didn't hear her
>act like nothing happened at all
>>25043829
>being ashamed that you're a faggot
should have just told her the truth.
alsoyou must be 18 years or older to browse this site
