why don't all you robots just join the military?
If you've ever been diagnosed with depression or are obese they won't let you. This doesn't encompass all the board, but I'd say a good chunk of it.
Because I don't want to fight for an anti white political agenda.
>>25043496
Is criteria the same in every country?
>>25043496
I did, Marines for eight years. Just got out in the spring. Of course, I'm not a robot, I'm a normie. I just like coming here to shit up the board and troll.
>>25043496
>Get yelled at by retards who probably don't even want to be there themselves
>Fight in pointless wars and further destabilize countries to create more terrorists
>Help support the military-industrial complex so some asshole can have a few extra 0s in his bank account
Nothing about the military would help my depression.
i am. navy. after finishing this year of HS (IM 18yo SENIOR YOU FUCKS)
post your afqt scores.
89 here
>>25043846
97 ASVAB, 140 GT. You fucking pleb.
>>25043846
95 on the afqt
I'm 18 and going to boot camp in June
>>25043496
why so the Jews can profit off my blood
>>25043788
I'd say about 80% of this board would be med dropped. MEPS is strict about all kinds of issues that aren't even a problem in the military. Also, all of the high school dropouts on here are a no-go.
t. In the Guard
>>25043496
Because it probably won't be idyllic as Hitler's military career
>>25043836
What is the anuel wage of a private in marines corp?
>>25043875
>tfw 9th percentile in mechanical comprehension
I did. It didn't change much about myself. I was friendless virgin loser going in, and I was still one going out.
Deployments were unique as fuck though. But I guess I mainly learned from it that people aren't all that bad. Even the people I looked up to because they were so outgoing and friendly were just as vulnerable as anyone else. Suicides were common in my unit.
Now I'm just a reservist in the chair force and I'm trying to get my life together after a long time of being depressed and not really doing anything about it.
Because I have to finish my studies before getting to be specialized officer who can just spend his time fucking around with radar-systems
the military is like the worst job ever for a robot.
>>25043958
Marine Corps. Not marines corp. And pay rates are the same across all branches. Takes all of 5 seconds to look up. But since you are apparently too lazy, I'll throw you a bone.
Monthly base pay for an E-1 is $1,546.83 before taxes. This does not include all the benefits (health, housing, food, clothing allowance, etc etc).
>>25043496
Cause why fight someone elses battles? Maybe I dont want to kill children in Afghanistan? Maybe I disagree with the US selling weapons to Saddam and then telling the world later on he's got some weapons.
>>25043788
never diagnosed i just stole mom's antidepressants for 5 years :)
and i had asthma but ima lie :^)
who else /mischief/?
>>25043496
>fighting wars for Israel
I have epilepsy so after my first seizure I was automatically barred for life
>>25043971
I did really badly on mechanical comprehension, but since I'm a female it didn't matter. I think I got around 37th percentile with absolutely no knowledge of the subject.
If you can't get into military try applying for a spot at a nuclear power plant. They'll teach you to use armalite rifles and glocks and hand to hand combat. But you work 5 12 hour shifts. It's a lot of money to be made but no life
I dont need no military to take care of me. Its pointless in this day and age. Plus there's no traps there
Military life would be good for many robots, but a lot of them would wash out for mental and physical issues. It would be best for the cyborg types who are really failed normies. Learning a trade or joining the military are the only ways to get ahead without believing the college meme.
>>25043496
Already looked into it. My mental health diagnostics prevent me from joining. So I'll just remain a NEET until I sort my shit out, I guess.
>>25043496
I'm almost done with my 4 years. Had some fun. But I wouldn't re-enlist. Too much bureaucracy.
>>25043846
99 here
I got medically separated in bootcamp though, so boo me.
>>25043496
hi i have crippling depression and autism, also am not strong due to other issues, my car is broken down and will cost $1k to fix plus i dont like war
>>25043496
>go die for israel, dirty goyim!
Nah
>>25043496
active duty army robot never was a alcoholic till i joined also theres either stacys or 2/10 or lesbos theres no inbetween and black females that fell like there entitled to everything
>>25043496
I did. I'm getting out soon. Wouldn't recommend it.
>>25044465
I met one cool female my entire time in service. She ended up getting diagnosed with autism and was discharged. Go figure.
>>25044507
What branch/ MOS? Why didn't you like it?
>>25043837
Meh the whole not being afraid to get yelled at after awhile is a nice thing though.
I'm depressed as hell and went to the puzzle factory twice when I was active. But now in my civilian job sometimes coworkers will be afraid to ask the boss something because "she she she might yell at me"
"Fuck I'll go ask her for you it's not like she can smoke me"
>>25044465
Can confirm still can't find qt3.14s in Louisiana tho
>>25043496
Navy here
TWO MORE YEARS TILL I FREE!
In all seriousness, the navy isn't bad but I fucking hate the culture. They did give me the tools to make it in the outside world though so there is that
Marine here, it's a hit or a miss. I mean I have gained more confidence and I take less shit from normies, but my buddy from mos school is still a massive beta. He spills his spaghetti everyday.
Come to think of it...don't enlist its a horrible idea.
>>25044636
fort polk? jeez man im sorry
>>25043998
not really
you can just in the barracks all day and as long as you don't cause negative attention to yourself you will be fine
>>25044647
I feel like Navy and AF are best for this because you can learn something other than how to be a grunt who looks down on POGs. Then again I decided to be a coastie.
>>25044738
*you can just in the barracks all day while not on duty
>>25044543
Army. 91B. I like my mos but I hate how everything is structured. I'm sick of working 14 hour days for no reason and shit pay.
Just got done with basic, now in ait
It fucking sucks but it's helped me gain confidence and given me the ability to talk to people. Plus my family is actually proud of me for the first time in my life.
>>25044834
What MOS? I heard basic is a fucking joke now, we got a new guy right out of AIT and he said they only used one tablet in the gas chamber.
>>25044834
in the same boat
ait kinda blows though, can't wait to get out of here
>>25044746
how is that? better than navy? considering joining myself.
>>25043846
98 asvab, but everyone i talk to gets all 80s and 90s, who are the people who get lower and why dont i meet any if them???
Btw anyone here gonna be in boot February-April?
Im excited as hell because I get to go to Cali wooohhooo
>>25044746
>everyone in the army is a grunt
>>25044968
Ait was terrible but fucking hilarious too
>68w (medic) school
>spending Friday nights watching all the drunks stumble home
>everyone fucking each other and getting stds
>that time when half the class got pink eye
>>25044952
92y, supply, which is pretty pussy.
Basic was kind of a joke, the physical training is super easy. And ya they were using less gas capsules than previous years. Honestly the only hard part was the last FTX, four days and three nights out in the fucking woods, then a 12 mile ruck march.
>>25044465
>Black female Marines
All of my hate.
Coming from an infantry unit to a pog unit filled with females and half of them black females was a horrible experience. You can't blast them for giving you attitude or else the gunnery sergeant they are fucking in the company will give you negative paperwork. They will tattle on you for anything offensive and form their own little circles of blackness with other black marines and become a deterrent to the overall mission. Other females are just as bad.
Where the fuck is my god damn war? I want to see these "warfighters" actually fight. Nothing puts the cherry on top of a shit sundae when the same gunny that is fucking E-3 females tells the company that they're just as able to fight as well as males in the infantry.
All I feel is hate now. I am numb to happiness.
>>25044952
>a fucking joke now
You say that like its a bad thing
Are you a masochist?
I really really really hope I get assigned to one of these San Antonio Class Transports, theyre so beautiful.
I heard most likely I will be stationed on a Destroyer or Cruiser with my rate STG
>>25045070
>mfw their hat doesn't fit over their weave
>"lol who cares"
I'm a female with a buzz cut ALL FEMALES IN MILITARY SHOULD HAVE TO DO IT fuck
>>25045085
not him but it was kinda annoying when no one at basic had any discipline and the drill sergeants couldn't really do anything about it because , "muh new army"
>not allowed to make us do more than 10 pushups at a time
what a joke
>>25045028
they're lying relative
I am 21 and I am thinking of joining the Army, I am pretty physically active and I am fucking up in college, anyone tell me the pros and cons?
>>25043496
>>25043846
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>>25043897
>>25043983
>>25044003
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>>25045028
>unironically being this cucked by General Shekelstein and your C.I.A. overlords
Underage v& here's the deal:
Robots, Robots, Robots...
These SoldierCucks are shilling
I'm going to be one of the few people on this thread to tell it to you straight.
Don't do it fgt. Don't mind these SoldierCucks.
Unless you enjoy being cucked on the daily, brainwashed, told what to do, punished for the stupidest shit, losing your freedom, and giving up at least 4-5 prime years of your young life that you will never get back.
Also murdering people and slaving away for Raytheon, Blackwater, Northrop Grumman and Halliburton shekels.
"But muh self-improvement. I want to get jacked and disciplined so Stacy can chase my cock."
There are literally millions of ways that you can self-improve, none of which involve selling your body and soul to the U.S. Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VMaW9GfQKM
>>25045063
You're going to be working with a lot of niggers, but you probably know that by now. You'll be chillin most of the time though, except during a change of command and inspections.
4 days and 3 nights isn't shit and from what I remember it's not 12 miles, it's a 12k.
Do you know where you'll be stationed yet?
>>25045085
>You say that like its a bad thing
It is.
>Are you a masochist?
I went to basic years ago.
>>25045162
Depends on MOS, what were you thinking of going in for?
Of course it also depends on duty station and unit but you wouldn't know that for a while.
>>25045133
No discipline? I find that hard to believe... Can you elaborate?
Anyways I would be pleasantly surprised if its easier than I'm expecting. I've been wearing myself out doing hundreds of pushups a day and eating just 1200 calories.
And I'm not even in the Army... future sailor. I heard that bootcamp was easier than in the Marines and Army.
>>25043496
>thinking robots should join the military
i'm pretty sure everyone here would be private Pyle's
>>25045117
Or at least do something neat with it. Ihave long-ish hair but I braid it and tuck it in and it's fine.
>>25045133
I die a little inside every time someone can't meet the physical requirements for basic. I knew a guy who quit because he was one push up short of the minimum score.
>>25045189
Military people being disciplined in general is a meme anyway
We're all a bunch of immature drunks
>>25045172
This is my only way to go to college. If I don't do this I will be a Neet forever.
Unfortunately I've been forced to do a 6-year contract.. So I'll be out if college the earliest at 29
>>25045172
>murdering people
they deserve it for not being american desu
>>25045028
A guy in my senior math class got a 27 on it. I have no idea how, since he was breathing and seemed articulate.
>>25044035
Automotive and shop was shit, like was I supposed to read a fucking stay at home dad manual before taking the ASVAB?
I've thought about the army but I'm pretty awkward and almost always prefer to be alone. I'm not like a weird shit that will try to talk to random people about my favorite anime or anything and I feel like I can be good at following directions and like helping people, I just don't think my personality would be good for the military. Which kind of sucks because college isn't really working out for me.
>>25045189
>No discipline? I find that hard to believe... Can you elaborate?
females giving head in the laundry rooms
people bring live ammunition from the range and showing it off
someone cursing out a drill sergeant
contraband, contraband everywhere
people cheating on their pt test all the time
everyone is talking during every formation, even when the drill sergeant is there, and nothing happens
100000000000000 million people failing their pt test
>>25045117
>Hey PFC LaQueanda what makes you think you can call me by a last name basis. I know I'm a sergeant and you are only 1 month in the fleet.
>I ain't callin' you sergeant. You don't know me and you don't get my respect like dat. All yellin' at me 'n sheeeit.
>WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU FUCKING CUNT NUGGET. I WILL SKULLFUCK YOUR SOUL YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
>Hey sergeant, you can't talk to the marines like that because it demeans them and hurts their feelings.
>Aye Gunnery Sergeant
>[AAAAAAAAAAA's internally]
>>25045028
Are you doing linguistics?
>>25045223
Whats your MOS?
15U here. Proof a robot can make it in the military.
>>25045292
I wish world war 3 would just happen so all the social justice experiments in the military blow up in our face
>>25045189
Talking back to NCOs, talking at attention, not standing at the proper position, acting a fool at the range, shamming, eye rolling, bickering, having no sense, not using TMs, not doing PT on their own, talking badly about their soldier in front of E-4s and below, talking badly about your battles in front of anyone outside of the platoon
I can go on for days.
>>25045309
No sonar tech, I hear its pretty good for a robot, basically working in a clean shop environment, pretty cold though
>>25045315
Idk, I'm in DEP and Idk what that is, should I know?
>>25045028
I'll be visiting in summer if you haven't dropped by then. I'll take pride in knowing a robot is among you.
>>25045172
you think I care if I'm used as a fucking pawn? I just want to be cozy. with easy money and benefits family member. fuck off cunt
>>25043496
Not dying just to be forgotten as "another casualty in the war on terrorism"
>>25045349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHt6bSfpfZ4
>>25045404
kek, you'd rather be forgotten as another casualty in the war on obesity?
>>25045376
MOS is your occupation.
>>25045372
>>25045281
Damn, you guys are kind of making me feel less worried, I keep having nightmares about Forrest Gump type drill instructors.
That thing about females giving head though.... Wtf.
>>25045401
toastie roastie detected
how does it feel being a succubi?
>>25045419
IT'S HABBENINGbased Putin
>>25045460
Ok, so Sonar Technician then. I thought that was a rate.
>>25043496
Why don't all the robots just form their own army and create their own new nation?
the military is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>>25045610
THIS EXACTLY, WERE ALREADY DEMONS.
>>25045610
because 80% of this board is fat and/or mentally ill
this thread is for the ones who aren't pas saving
>>25045464
Basic at fort jackson is pretty easy. I was part of a platoon that talked all the time in formation and other shit like that and we got fucked up daily so it happens but they don't get away with it. We got fucked up on the day of our graduation in our ASU's. It's still pretty damn easy though. I was overweight as fuck before I joined and I still barely passed my final pt test. I got the perfect job though, that was my motivation.
>>25045650
Id like to think that the average robot/anon can handle a weapon better than the average army grunt chad normie.
>>25045657
RELAXIN JACKSON BITCHES
>>25045486
i'm male familiano
>>25043496
A long history of mental illness means that's not very realistic
>>25045456
>Not dying just to be forgotten as "another pleb in a dumbfuck war for shekels"
>kek, you'd rather be forgotten as another casualty of enjoying too much good food in your comfy home desu?
stay assblasted MilitaryCuck
A-am I going to be bullied for having my Toshinou Kyoukou body pillow with me at A-school?
Its not nude, but maybe i shouldnt bring it, and just bring manga instead
>>25045464
Basic is nothing to worry about. The drill sergeants each have their favorite private to pick on, it'll always be someone really out of shape or really stupid. If you can run faster than a 17 and you're not a total mouthbreather or a female you'll do fine.
If you are a total mouthbreather just be good at PT and if you're a female just don't be a ghetto nigger.
>>25045610
I'm already a mischievous Pepe.
>>25045657
Oh. I'm going into the Navy not Army. Either way sounds nice m8, are you still in it?
>>25045657
Looking back though, i did wish i chose a combat MOS so i wouldent have to have trained with so many roasties, they were the only thing i didnt like about basic.
I was in 2-60th "Scouts Out" Foxtrot company.
>>25045727
>basic
>on the internet
>>25045753
I meant is he still in the Army, like out of basic... thats going to be my first time without internet access though.. crazy
>>25045753
>going into the Navy
He's not there yet, retard.
>>25045727
Yeah just finished my training and I'm chillin on leave before heading to my duty station.
>>25045753
Maybe hes in AIT now or is on winter block leave.
>>25045791
Where are you getting stationed?
>>25045787
>i cannot read
>>25045736
Fuck why would you even want to put yourself through that hell? 3-60th here, River Raiders.
>>25045695
still a succubus cuck tho baka
>you think I care if I'm used as a fucking pawn?
>a
>fucking
>pawn
here's the deal, contractpleb
conscientious objector the fugg out
come to my pad
I pay you double your current going rate upfront
I use your every orifice to pump my sweet seed in, semen demon.
I'll throw in a few fancy dinners for good measure, babydoll
>mfw you'll be MY fucking pawn anon-kun :^)
>>25045575
>rate
It is, he's an armyfag
>>25045812
South Korea
>>25045861
Never been stationed there but most people I know fucking loved it there. It depends where at, though, I know a few people who hated it. I guess they have pretty strict rules about curfew and where you can go and you can't have a car.
>>25045889
Yeah I've already heard a lot about it. The base I'm heading to is supposedly one of the nicer ones. Curfew is at 1 and no driving but I probably wouldn't go out much anyway, being a robot.
>>25045226
OK, that's fair
In that case,Nobody's obligated to give a single fuck when you bitch about "Muh PTSD suicide depression benefits at the VA waaa" then contractpleb
I was thinking of joining the Navy just for a chance to travel. How good is it for that?
>>25043496
>why don't you certified 4Fs join the military?
I have no idea, op.
>>25045984
>he thinks every soldier's life is call of duty and every one comes back with PTSD
>he thinks most soldiers will ever fire a gun outside of a range
kek
I work in an air conditioned office cubicle. I sometimes forget I'm even in the military.
Anyone in the Canadian Forces?
I suspect it's worse than the US Forces, but I'm not sure.
I wish I was American desu
>>25046087
My chief has been to 32 countries over 14 years she says, so I think its pretty good.
She said she saw a guy get smashed in the head with a bottle of wine in Iceland
>You will never be an SF operator
>>25043875
99, didn't even try, smoke weed every day.
Get fucked.
At the risk of sound like an edgy teen... I want to see combat so bad. Like I want to participate in an invasion of North Korea, ultimately die too so I don't have to live a life as a wounded cripple.
>>25045223
>only way to go to college
what is financial aid
what is a scholarship
have you even gone to basic yet?
if you haven't,
1) drop everything you're doing, it's not important
2) get a lawyer or at least some informed adult representative to accompany you
3) go to your recruiter RIGHT NOW
4) say you want out
5) he'll try to convince you not to because he's a retarded cuck, a literal brainwashed drone
6) don't accept his bullshit
7) stay firm in your decision
8) do NOT leave until you and your rep both confirm that he's signing you off on the legit paperwork to relieve you of your prior contract
9) sign the paperwork
10) you're done desu!
11) walk out and don't turn back (or give the recruiter a mooning or the finger once you step outside the door into the parking lot if you want to be an Edgelord about it)
>"but I'm already in basic/in my MOS school/etc. etc."
conscientious objector the Fugg out phamiglia
trust me, from Robot to Robot, I'm only looking out for your best interest
>>25044977
Honestly, it's one of the better decisions I've made. Good times on boats.
you're silly, terry. i'm not joining the military.
>>25045032
>everyone in the army is a grunt
Obviously not you filthy, dumb, frogposting scum. But there is a division between combat arms and everyone else. Compare that to services like the Navy, AF or CG where virtually everyone is working in some kind of support role.
![marine-ocs-platoon-run[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9yzCjND.jpg "marine-ocs-platoon-run[1].jpg")
I just graduated OCS, anyone thought about doing that
>>25046350
Fuck, I tried this, I fucking did. But I caved under my recruiter telling me I'd have an easier time than I think in bootcamp plus my parents' pressure.
How am I supposed to take advice from Comfy Neet Pepe? Fuck kid, if I did my whole month long diet would be a waste.
In any case, so far I have to admit the guys I've met at MEPS and in DEP are all people I like being around.
Idk man, idk. Why should I not do it? Is financial aid really that easy to get? I have no guidance on how to get it besides the internet.
How much do they look into your medical records when going through recruitment? I was hospitalized when I was like 12 for "depression" (my mom was physically abusive and convinced her psychiatrist I had it). When I was actually evaluated they said there was nothing wrong with me.
>>25045172
>Anon says as he types on a corporate product, connected to a major internet provider
In our oligarchical society with its great monopolies the money is getting kicked up either way. Firstly the plethora of new recruits are fresh faced kids with no where to go, some also have debt and a degree. They would rather go mil and get some dosh and skills for school/apprenticeship rather than work a shitty retail job saving nickels that hopefully when rubbed together keep the heat on.
>Why didn't you work harder in high school or shake that managers hand firmer
Shit happens and the military can be a good way to improve. And those big wigs are getting paid and people are going to die either way. You can believe all you want that you're free and no pawn, but like it or not you're still on the farm. You just chose another pen.
>>25046446
I went to counseling for because my mom was alcoholic/pill popper when I was like 14. I told them and they said not to bring it up
>>25046434
I'm a senior (inb4 underage, turned 18 in October) and I'm between enlisting and hoping to get commissioned and doing ROTC through college. I got a 96 on the ASVAB. What would you recommend?
>>25046468
As long as I never say anything, will I be okay? I see no reason to bring it up since it was literally in elementary school.
>>25046446
They must not look very well because I had a bunch of recent prescriptions and a trip to the hospital when I was 15 for an anxiety attack after my mom attempted suicide.
My recruiter told me he knows nothing as in he would pretend he never heard it to get me in.
I was scared shitless at MEPS though because I had done LSD a week before and thought it might show up
>>25046350
I don't understand why you're so against it dude. It's a good choice for fuckers like us that don't do shit. I hated the army during training but now I'm glad I did it. I'm actually in shape for the first time in my life, my parents are proud of me too which is a really good feeling. I've learned a lot about myself as well and I have much less anxiety over things as I used to. It's not a bad life. It takes getting used to, but you can still chill on pc all the time, even at AIT. Atleast for mine which was about 4 months. Why are you so against it?
>>25045859
i'd actually be down. long as you don't have STDs. i also want all the benefits military members get
>>25046456
Looking at a guy like Smedley Butler, I'm amazed by how far he was able to go in the Marines. Whats so special about him? Hes not that bulky or anything, yet he was offered the chance to lead a military dictatorship if he helped in a coup organized by some big businessmen
![5104b0038914d.image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PKTJIbX.jpg "5104b0038914d.image[1].jpg")
>>25046471
So this is from my limited experience. There were a bunch of prior enlisted guys in my platoon (as in having been to boot camp and having served as enlisted Marines) and they all performed exceptionally well at OCS. That is honestly the route I wish I would've seriously considered before but since I'm done it doesn't matter now. I would recommend looking into the Reserves or National Guard. What branch are you interested in?
>>25046323
Hello, fellow member of the 99th percentile. Isn't it great to be truly superior to the rest of these roaches?
>>25046563
I'm pretty much set on Marines. I'm heavily considering enlisting so I don't have to do 4+ years of school after I graduate. I also think it would make me a better officer experience wise.
My dad really wants me to go to college though, and I have the grades/money to go if I want. How long had they served before OCS?
>>25043788
Don't forget us hungry skeletons. The recruiter said I was too skinny. She offered to enroll me anyway, since the Air Force had a 6 month waiting list, but I said no. I wouldn't have gained the weight in time. I still didn't until several years later.
>>25046533
Not him, but if you're in your mid twenties already and just now signing a contract, it's unrealistic to think you'll get out in four years and just go to college in your late twenties/early thirties. Maybe if you earn an associates while you're in, but this guy would likely be better served by getting trained in a technical field and getting some useful certifications/a security clearance.
>>25046682
Not me, but fuck yourself i'ma be running that shit before i'm 30.
>>25046471
>>25046625
If you can get an officer's commission through ROTC you'd be a fool not to do it. Life as an officer (even a junior officer) is much better than life as a junior enlisted man. Having a college degree and a commission opens doors that are closed to the enlisted.
>>25046437
https://fafsa.ed.gov/ (federal student aid)
http://www.fastweb.com/ (helps you find specific aid packages suited to your needs)
http://time.com/money/best-colleges/
>Protip: Don't take out loans unless you absolutely have to, and if that's the case, look harder, you're probably overlooking something that can cover what you need without having to take that loan with the jacked up interest rate
Worst case scenario: take a loan, pay off interest gradually after you get your career job OR just refuse to pay baka (don't fall for the Spook, nothing truly Big Bad will happen to you), just about any option is better than militaryCuckoldry desu
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/09/17/upshot/top-colleges-doing-the-most-for-low-income-students.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1
>>25046724
You make a valid point, but please blow it out your ass. If some 25 year old nigger has not already found his way to higher education, spending 4 years enlisted is probably not going to get the job done even if it does come with those sweet sweet GI bennies.
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>>25046625
We all like the CEO that started out in the mailroom idea. To apply for OCS as an enlisted, active duty Marine, you must be at least a Sergeant with excellent fitreps, no NJPs, etc. You basically need to distinguish yourself from a bunch of highly motivated PT studs. There was only like 3 or 4 MECEP guys in the whole company (like 150 candidates). One was a sniper, one was a DI, one was MP and one was music (wtf lol). The rest were reservists. Bunch of infantry guys. One had multiple deployments (was active then went reserves). One CRBN, one MP, couple armorers, and I can't remember the rest. They all had at least 2 years between graduating Boot Camp and coming to OCS. Long story short, for the most "guaranteed" way, do PLC. It's what I did, and is the most common route. If you join the reserves, who knows? You may not end up liking it. But if you really wanna be a prior, join the reserves.
>>25046832
Not you, but the beginning of this sentence describes someone who may possibly have a penis larger than a staple.
>>25046551
>Whats so special
"By the end of his career, Butler had received 16 medals, five for heroism. He is one of 19 men to receive the Medal of Honor twice, one of three to be awarded both the Marine Corps Brevet Medal and the Medal of Honor, and the only Marine to be awarded the Brevet Medal and two Medals of Honor, all for separate actions."
>He had brass balls and always closed a casket
>>25046437
Samefag here,
For someone like you, who seems like you need actual guidance (don't take it up the ass I'm not insulting you senpai for srs):
Go to your local community college, uni, shit probly even the peeps at the public library could help you out
But yeh, go to a legit Academic Guidance Counselor and ask them to help guide you through the process of looking for and securing dat sweet financial aid monies
I finished my enlistment with the army a couple weeks ago. My ship date is near the end of January and I'm heading to Fort Sill for basic. I'm excited as fuck even though I'm sure I won't be thinking that after I arrive.
I got a 93 on the ASVAB with a literal pure Khan Academy education, if I did it any robot can. The hard part is getting in shape.
Ive thought about it, but I know with my IQ and athletic ability I'd be put in some fucked up special forces unit or something and have to do actual deadly missions. Fuck that shit, I'd rather keep doing what I'm doing, make a little less money, but not be busting my ass and putting my life on the line.
>>25046862
>>25046771
I'm mostly interested in linguistics. If I went ROTC would that still be an option? I've already been accepted to VMI but I haven't told anyone yet.
>>25046958
Licking your father's anus clean every time he defecates is not considered "linguistics."
>>25046724
Sure you will Pvt. Snuffy
>>25046975
ebin shitpost mayne
>>25046956
That'sthe spirit desu!
>>25043788
How do you know if you've been diagnosed for depression?
I've been to mental health places and spoken to people but I've never been on pills.
>>25043496
I finished with a 2.94 overall GPA from the state university I went to. Do I even have a chance at becoming an officer in the army?
>>25046958
Sounds like you should do some research on your branch. VMI is a good school as private military academies go, that would be my first choice if I had the opportunity. I've known a couple people who went down a similar track, the ones with linguistic abilities usually ended up working in the intelligence field. As a linguist, that's ultimately who you would work for anyway.
>>25046903
>>25046795
Yea... maybe, I just need to be in a structured environment I think, idk. I'm actually quite depressed and suicidal and being in a controlled environment calms me down (because im too anxious to be depressed).
Also my parents might kick me out too, I think I will have to stay the course at this point. Ugh... I was going to go to Illinois State but then my fucking Dad dragged me into the recruiters office and I was suckered into this shit.
I just have to do this though, I can't stumble around aimlessly, I need to be around people doing the same job as me in the same organization that isnt some shitty retail place.
Thanks for your advice anyways, I'll probably regret this
>join af
>commision
>spent 3 years getting paid to do jack shit
Its been pretty great. I haven't done any actual work in 3 years and i get nearly 6k a month
>>25046958
For the Marines, if you're interested in stuff like that, you should consider intel. http://usmilitary.about.com/od/enlistedjo2/a/2728.htm
>>25045172
i remember 10th grade too
>>25047033
Depends on the degree and how competitive the officer program you chose is.
>>25047033
What degree? Are you in shape? What else can you put on your application?
>>25047234
My degree was in something shitty that I have no excuse for having a low GPA for (economics) and I'd be interested in either intelligence or artillery. Am I fucked?
Is HPSP the worst idea ever?
>>25047334
At the moment I'm 10 pounds over the maximum weight for my height but I can meet the minimum physical fitness requirements. I'm not sure what else I could put in my application, I've had previous jobs but nothing spectacular since it was manual labor/political campaign work.
I tried to join the Australian Defense Force twice now. First time they turned me down due to having average school results. Yes they're that picky. Second time because one of the guys interviewing me didn't like the fact I didn't have a tan. Said it proved I wasn't right for army culture and all I do is play video games all day and the lack of tan proves it. Never mind I'd been running at night for a year and going to the gym for 2 years, so I could vastly bypass the fitness requirements. I was applying for a job in a submarine that time too.
Yeah.
>>25043496
I did, and I'm deploying next year
I'm about 1 1/2 years into an 8 year contract and already tired of being in
>>25046456
>Anon says as he types on a corporate product, connected to a major internet provider
this is relevant, how?
>le NSA surveillance sheeple
As if I wasn't already aware, you see the thing is, I will go on with my life unrustled. NSA can suck my fat cock 2bh. Nor will I be compelled to directly partake in any of the military-industrial complex's stupid power delusions nor parrot the shibboleths of your CIA overlords ("Support the troops. We are heroes. We fight for your freedom. We protect you. Race war now! Gas kebab.")
>still on the farm
As is everybody else on the planet, every person is either getting economically extorted to some degree by the money-grubbing fucks at the Pentagon and Wall Street or straight up murdered by their henchmen.
Here's the thing tho, I choose to not directly help them or become involved in their organization.
No human structure lasts forever, Anon-kun.
The CIA, the Pentagon, the NSA etc. etc.??
They will fall, they will burn at some point.
And given their demonstrated intentions and actions around the world for at least the past century, they will almost definitely meet a bloody, gory, shitshow spectacle of an end.
You better hope you're not a henchman when that shit goes down. Shit, or even just any fucking person on the the planet
Fucking psychotic devils, the lot of them, I would not be at all surprised if they decide to use the Nukes at that point and kill everybody else with them while they're at it
Just like all those beta cucks who decide to shoot up the kindergartens cause they can't Courage the Fuck up and seek help or just An Hero alone, not fucking up random people's lives who have nothing to do with your personal issuesBurger is not a sandwich REE
Either join or don't.
There are plenty of options for both enlisted and commissioned.
Both are vastly different and in the long run, if you don't stay in, it doesn't fucking matter which one you were.
If you want the 'true' experience of hard work and getting fucked, go enlisted. It is kind of fun.
If you want to have an easy ride and still experience the military, go officer, it is probably fun.
tl;dr The military is a great jump start on life if you have no idea what you want to do.
>>25046456
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>skills
>military
>>25047149
>obvious b&
I'll bite.
Oh got me there!
Savage Anon!
Roasted.
Beaten by a Superior Man!
Oh no, my manhood. What ever will I do?
>Smelly hippies btfo!!!
Aight, contractpleb.
A humble suggestion: Try forming an original thought in your head. I know, I know. It's hard to do without falling back on all the pre-packaged phrases you learned in basic and from your cult superiors. But pls, just try.
Stay assmad tho.
I'm just a little mouse. Giving you the Black Pill.
Hurts to swallow but it's gud for you fampai. Nutritious and delicious cucky cuck :^)
>>25047659
Literally 90% of military jobs have an equivalent civilian career you retard. Only a minority are generic infantry and even those get a head start on college or a good resume for being a security guard or policeman or something.
>>25046227
enjoy 10 days of freedom soon desu!
oh what's that contractpleb?
your leave wasn't approved?
awwww....
2 bad
so sadbaka
>>25047574
>this is relevant, how?
Well after the boots do the wet work and the CEO gets the trade deals that make the product cheaper to produce and/or ship he can use the money on new exploitative measures with a nice no contest bid ensuring we come to a nice circle.
>le NSA surveillance sheeple
Wut im not tin-foiling just stating we have legal monopolies (a fact well documented). Also its a good thing that you dont parrot those empty messages maybe if less people didn't break out the red carpet for muh huros less people would join to have a title to wave around.
> I choose to not directly help them or become involved in their organization
An admirable choice, im not in the mil myself and try not to inadvertently help the powers that be either. I dont know I just think that since times of antiquity there have been waves of chaos and order, its presented in times of old. At some point the strong subvert the weak and eventually it gets bad enough for the masses to shift it to their favor; but eventually they stop being vigilant and snakes slither back into their homes under toe only with new scales.
Honestly rant aside 95% of the people that join now wont have much to worry about in terms of casualty, but that can change at any time. People have to live and its an option some dont have the luxury of financial security. We all have cards but some through incompetence or bad plays end up in the hole, the mil for some can be an ace.
>>25047097
No probs, Anon. As I said, I only want what's best for you.
>I'll probably regret this
If there's only one thing and you take absolutely nothing else out of this, just remember:
>conscientious objector
>it's always an option
>>25047659
Depending on the job you do you can cite your time in service as years of experience an example would be if you were 91B in the Army you could put in a couple more hours and come out ASE certified with years of experience and veteran preference hire to boot.
>>25043836
my comrade
no, I'm not a marine, but a normie who comes here to piss off robots
Been considering joining the UK Royal Marines. I know little of any of the forces here in the UK. I guess they are more specialized and task focused than the army. I also know that it's not easy to get in at all. Im intelligent enough and with some work could be fit enough.
However i do need glasses lol
My main goal in life even since I was young was always money, I've never really came across jobs I thought I would really like to do other than this.
Graphics and Marketing interest me so I could take that route and hope to find some success that way.
what do the robots think
I'm 27, I'm too old for that shit now.
>>25048334
>ranting aside
same 2bh. I'm not le angry ranting myself, just chilling here /comfy/, dropping some Black Pill on any underage v& here who might not know any better and would otherwise make serious life choices based on COD, Rambo, American Sniper, le military propaganda movie maymay
>Well after the boots do the wet work
Why yes, you are correct. I was already well aware of this. My comment about relevancy was moreso directed at my interpretation that the specific point you made about me typing on a corporate product was not necessarily addressing the crux of my argument. But I digress
>Wut im not tin-foiling
Oh wut, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have said sheeple. Wasn't trying to imply that you were tin-foiling. Legit mistake there: I made the (incorrect) assumption that you were referring to NSA surveillance of electronic communication media/computers/cell phones etc. (which IS real, not tin-foil) when you made the "typing on corporate product" comment and thereby subtly implying that I don't know that the NSA are tracking my online moves, rather than " the circle of CEO trade deals and exploitation etc. ", which you clarified that was what you were actually referring to
Oh and yes, legal monopolies. I wuz aware.
>An admirable choice...
agree with everything except (possibly) not "chaos and order", if by "order" you mean what we have now, I'd argue that the totalitarian power structure we have in place now over most of the world is the exact opposite of order, it is in fact chaos
Spontaneous, non-hierarchical, horizontally democratic structures based on workers' consensus and democratic control of land, capital and natural resources for the public good (i.e. what is generally referred to as "Anarchism" or "Anarcho-syndical/communal/collectivism") have been demonstrated time and time again, from antiquity to various indigenous societies to the modern day (think Catalonia in the Spanish Civil War), to be both attainable and highly ordered
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>>25048334
>the mil for some can be an ace
true
I concede that is true
With the caveat that such a decision involves a sort of cold, (im)moral calculus which, for obvious reasons, you and I are both unwilling to do
>>25048601
You'd probably get more mileage out of asking /meg/ on /k/.
Because then I can't shitpost, watch anime and smoke pot all day.
I did already, OP. It was ok family, but I was missing home so I got out after four years. Pick a good job that you will enjoy before you ship to boot camp.
>>25043496
Because i need a secondary. And not no knife shit.
I don't know whether to go Air Force, Navy or Army, whether to enlist or become an officer, and what kind of job to choose
I've looked into everything on the respective branches' websites and I just can't decide myself on something, what do I do?
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>tfw I was born to be the perfect disposable soldier
>tfw they rejected me
>tfw I lost all direction in life that day and became a shut-in neet, sitting like a powered down robot in the back of the closet
>>25047022
If you've never been on pills and there's no record of it, it didn't happen.
>>25047033
>2.94
No.
And no, it doesn't matter what the degree is if your GPA is that low.
>>25047234
>>25047334
These guys are wrong. Either they are using information from the surge when dudes did get pushed through with low GPAs, or they're making it up. Either way, doesn't work like that anymore.
>>25043496
because I'm 34 years old and have a bad back and knees. I wouldn't pass the physical.
>>25051204
>>25047033
Just looked at a GPA to percentage conversion chart, wtf? 2.94 is an 84% average, which is just shy of 85 and therefore being eligible for grants/everything. 2.94 (if it's really 84%) is definitely enough to get you as an officer in the Canadian forces, at least; some of my friends, with a 75-6% overall average, enlisted as infantry/tank officers in the Canadian Army.
The chart in case it's wrong: http://inquiry.princetonreview.com/leadgentemplate/gpa_popup.asp
>>25051372
to clarify: enlisted with this average straight out of high school
>>25051057
pls respond
original comment etc
>>25051736
Pick air force. Everyone laughs at the Army because they do the shit tier work, everybody says sailors are gay (it's a meme sort of, like ''you can take the army out of an army grunt, but you can never take the seaman out of a sailor'') and air force has the future in its hands. you also have the best jobs involving technology
>>25051988
I see. The thing that bothers me with the Air Force is that I'll pretty much never get to handle a gun or do anything remotely related to actual operating, nor will I get to be on the move (it's pretty much office work for the most part, right)?
My country has some pilot (helicopter and fighter jet) positions available, what are the pros and cons of being a pilot?
Otherwise I guess I should just go for SIGINT/communications and cyberwar stuff?
>>25051736
>>25051988
Forgot to say, never enroll as something else than an officer.
I'd say ignore my advice and pick what your heart desires (lol), but have you considered intelligence? It can be a really, really awesome job. The links are for the Canadian forces but you should check them out to get an idea of what it's like.
http://www.forces.ca/en/job/signalofficer-79
https://www.cse-cst.gc.ca/en/careers-carrieres/professionals-professionnels/opportunities (browse a little)
I thought about joining military for a while before I realized it probably wouldn't be mentally challenging enough - which is where this type of organization came into play. Anyway, I hope that got you a bit interested/answered your question a little. If you have any more concerns or shit feel free to send me an email at [email protected]
in germany its really hard to join the military. even in some grunt tier canon fodder position with shit wage
you need to be really fit even before you start, you are not allowed to have any mental illness, you are not allowed to be a typical robot (you will have multiple interviews)
otherwise they tell you to fuck off
>>25052063
Your reply didn't load before I sent mine, lol my bad.
Handling an army gun isn't really that big of a deal; really, did you ever try to go hunting? My friends in the Air Force was deployed to several places (Italy, belgium, remote canadian places and maybe (idr correctly) morocco), and while he wasn't on the field, nobody really is. There's no major conflict that involves anyone really
Personally I think SIGINT is really dank shit, however I'm hesitating because of the pay (a bit low, compared to private contractors). Are you in the US? You can make huge $$$ with contractors instead of actual military, I mean just look at Snowden.
Pilots... Dude, this is the best position you could ever ask for in the AF. However, it's also the one with highest demand. You need top grades, 20/20 eyesight, perfect physical condition, etc.
Pros: You fly an awesome plane
Cons: [None]
If I try hard to find cons, you can't do it forever. After 7-8 years, 10 if you're lucky (extremely rare), you'll be grounded with a desk job for the rest of your career.
tl;dr: SIGINT is probably your best bet (except for pilot); it's the future of warfare.
Also, you have to be 22-23 or younger to join as a pilot; that's actually borderline unacceptable iirc.
>>25043496
I did
I should have gone full time instead of reserves though, since eventually, being a friendless faggot loser with poor fitness got me and I left. Had I gone full time, I might have had the 24/7 exposure to normies and exercise that shaped me into something other than what I am now.
I don't regret it though. I pretty much can't speak about anything I've done because if I do they'll ask why I left and then I have to explain how much of a fuck up I was but for what it's worth, I did some pretty cool things and met some pretty cool people. At the end of it, I still came out a slightly fitter person too, even if I was still shit.
>tfw month long basic/training/exercises
I was always able to keep my cool and hide my power level and not sperg out until the last week and then it became unbearable hiding who I was.
I kind of wish I could rejoin but I'm nowhere near the kind of person the military would actually think about giving a second chance.
>>25052084
>never enroll as something else than an officer
Why?
Also, my country doesn't seem to require a degree for pilot positions, so I suppose pilots are NCOs here.
>intelligence
You mean agencies such as the NSA or CIA (for the US, my country has other equivalents)? Don't those have an extremely high barrier of entry?
I'm not Canadian but thanks for the resources, I'll take a look.
>>25052157
>There's no major conflict that involves anyone really
Well, only special forces get deployed nowadays, but in my country SFs work just like the SEALs do in the US, you directly join the training program instead of spending 5 years as an infantry grunt before joining. I don't know if I'm cut out for SF though.
>Are you in the US
No, and I doubt my country has resources on the same level as SIGINT, but I'm guessing any equivalents would be equally interesting, right?
>contractors
PMC you mean? I thought those required an engineering degree + experience in the field.
>this is the best position you could ever ask for in the AF
Even helicopters or cargo planes? I'm guessing fighter plane pilot positions are in extremely high demand but I'm not sure about the former
>>25051372
>2.94 is an 84% average
No it isn't?
An 84% GPA would be around 3.25. What the fuck kind of math are you using?
>Canadian forces
The fuck?
>>25052251
> officer
1. Shittier pay
2. You depend on your superiors for your contract, and a lot of them are pretty dumb
3. Next to no freedom to do what you want
4. In the event that you get captured (aka prisoner of war), you have next to no rights. You're essentially a slave whose death will be covered up by the powers that be for whatever goal they need; read about japanese slave camps, with american POWs, or just Laura Hillenbrand's ''unbroken''.
>intelligence
I'm not sure, fom what I see it's mostly a degree, wits and no record. It does take skilled people though.
> SF
I know two guys who were in special forces. Unless you have a diehard drive and extreme resilience you won't make it. Like extreme resilience.
>location
You're right, anything equivalent is interesting too!
>PMCs/contractors
Yeah, I literally translated from French to English my bad. It's kind of a loop to get in them: having experience with intelligence agencies puts you in a favorable spot with PMCs, and having experience with PMCs puts you in a favorable spot with intelligence agencies.
> cargo planes
All pilots go through the same basic training program. The best choose what they want ot pilot (usually F-Whatevers), in a sort of meritocracy, and the shittiest ones pick whatever's left, like cargo planes, for example. You still have to be top of the top to go through.
>no degree for pilots
?????????
in the RCAF pilots automatically start as officers, so you should check out your country's pay scale for pilots. It'll probably look like this -> http://www.forces.gc.ca/en/caf-community-pay/reg-force-class-c-officer-rates.page
If not, I don't know what to say
>>25052379
>What the fuck kind of math are you using?
Did you not see the chart I linked?
Again: http://inquiry.princetonreview.com/leadgentemplate/gpa_popup.asp
>>25052480
>a degree, wits and no record
Then again, intelligence is quite broad, are you talking about a specific branch?
I know for sure that any kind of covert ops stuff requires SF experience for example
>anything equivalent is interesting too
Apart from the US and China, are there any countries which are truly involved in the cyber war though? This seems interesting to me but I'm not sure if I'll just end up as a sysadmin or if I'll actually do cool stuff.
>having experience with intelligence agencies
Then I suppose you're talking about stuff like SAD SOG, TF 88 or whatever because I don't think PMCs recruit anyone who doesn't have considerable "field" experience (that's to say, veterans)
My country basically requires the equivalent of the SAT, then does an initial selection. After that it's apparently three years of training in an air force school.
>>25047493
Aus army is total bullshit, I tried to join when I was 17 (wanted to kill brown people) and I failed the psyche evaluation for being too aggressive
Too aggressive and I was going for infantry, that's how cuck'd we are. I'd consider joining again if we go to war against ISIS though.
What are the comfiest military jobs?
blox
>>25043496
internal moral conflicts
disobedience unless proven worth/trust
mediocre discipline
fragile mental state
what forces would I join anyway?
I can fight, but with reason and purpose.
I'm also no amerifuck to blindly go into the desert and destroy sandcastles.
Also I can never be sure what assignaments await me, that is I have no control over my government's choices, and I'm no husk of flesh to blindly do what I'm told.
It's kinda as with how I imagine working for police forces. I don't know if one day I'll have to hold off a riot of my fellow men fighting for a good cause.
>>25051057
Becoming an officer has a lot of benefits that being enlisted doesn't, and a lot better pay, so if you can try to get commissioned. Air Force is a lot of science, and has the least probability of being involved in combat. You get to travel a lot in the Navy and Air Force. The Army has a wide range of jobs so you have more options. Marines is probably the most physically difficult and smallest branch.
I'm a pussy.
>>25052771
Maybe don't say "Because I want to kill brown people" next time they ask why you want to join
>>25043836
Oorah fellow Devil shit poster
>>25048424
A fucking tripfag as well, kill yourself.
>>25045117
>I'm a female with a buzz cut
Pics please Furiosa.
>>25053530
>You get to travel a lot in the Navy and Air Force
Since I'm not American, is this statement still valid?
I know the US has a bunch of bases all around the world but my country probably doesn't have as many. Would I still be able to travel around (especially if I join the AF)?
>>25044738
Waht
I'm a fat, autistic, lazy weeb.
>>25043496
Because I'm 19 and I still have the chronic asthma of an 8 year old boy living in a coal mine.Mostly because I smoke, a lot.
>>25043496
My eyesight was too bad in my left eye.
>>25044024
This happened and my family still keeps pushing me to join. They literally refuse to believe that they told me I'm not allowed to join.
>>25053540
yut
I don't see why the robots that have a college degree and are unemployed/underemployed join up. Officer work is often simple at the lower levels and the pay is better.
How can I do cool intelligence stuff without being in the army?
Do intelligence agencies recruit people who aren't from military backgrounds to work on actual covert ops?
>>25054094
Unless you have access to people that the agencies want or skillsets they need you're not going to get contacted. Having an in to a right wing terror group in the US would be a start
1.) They rejected me for bullshit medical reasons for a problem that was fixed when I was 14
2.) I'm joining a trade union so I'm gonna be making fat stacks doing blue dollar work
>>25054106
>skillsets they need
Such as what?
>get contacted
Aren't there specific positions which involve such work but don't require me to be ex-delta force or whatever?
>>25043846
I got an 89 as well
People say I'm smart but I feel dumb sometimes. I barely passed high school and failed every math class even though I got a pretty high math score in the ASVAB.
Who even knows family
>"Hey /r9k/, why don't you [insert extremely stupid idea thrown out without thinking]" thread #45,864,123
>>25054135
It depends.
I'm talking about you becoming an informant potentially. Usually they find people they can blackmail or trust into provoking more dangerous types to the point where the agencies can arrest them.
>>25043496
Because I don't want to be one of thousands of soldiers that are easily disposable, and are quickly replaced because someone wants to feel cool holding a gun for a hobby. If I wanted that sort of treatment, I may as well just work in an office.
>>25043496
They will probably not let me in. I want to join actually but I really am physically unable to do such a thing. I really really really want the excitement but instead I get to live like like a superneet. I will join one day. I will.
>>25043496
>running around with an unloaded gun
>>25053566
could someone answer this? i'm in same case, looking to join my country's air force but i really want to see other places and move around
>>25043496
They do. 2% of the soldiers do about 50% of the killings.
I did, it as fucking terrible and they didnt want me anyway.
>>25053566
>>25054693
If your country has overseas bases odds are you will be deployed, even more if you ask to be deployed
Because I'm afraid people will see my freakishly small penis
If I had an average I'd sign up tomorrow
>>25052694
>intelligence
No, I'm not talking about a branch in particular. You don't need SF experience for be involve in ''covert stuff'' also, you just need your top secret/secret/etc classification. Well, obviously you also need experience in the organization. I guess you could say I'm talking about the CIA branch mostly, but there is a lot of overlap between jobs in the CIA and NSA, for example. Like cryptographer/sysadmin/translator/I could go on.
>cyberwar
man, literally every country with internet is involved in the cyberwar. A lot of the time the attacks aren.t reported/countries don't make a big deal out of it because it's not a bass-lout attack but mostly prodding at defenses. It is mostly China and the U.S. though, you're right.
>SAD SOG/TF 88
? No, I wasn't talking about S`F; I meant that any type of military experience puts you at an advantage with PMCs, and the reverse also. For example, Snowden enlisted as an infantryman, started training, broke both legs after there was an accident (a few months after he was hired) and got preferential treatment with the NSA because he was a ''veteran'', so to speak of.
So you're saying your country's pilots really, actually aren't officers? Wow...
>>25046446
>>25046514
Despite the threats they make at MEPS about how they will arrest you if you lie to them, they can't actually pull medical records unless you are physically present to sign them over to them.
Unlike criminal records, medical records are not kept in an easily accessible database, they would have to go directly to whatever medical provider you go to and request your medical records and they are way too lazy to do that much work.
>>25055687
>Because I'm afraid people will see my freakishly small penis
>If I had an average I'd sign up tomorrow
My penis is about 6.25" when erect but about 2.5" when flaccid - I don't do communal nudity for that reason. People are idiots who assume small flaccid = small hard, I don't want to be known as the "guy with the small dick".
>>25055687
>>25055937
Everyone gets over that shit like day 2 of basic training, nobody actually cares about the size of your dick.
>>25043496
not able bodied
that's also why I'm foreveralone
>>25043496
Im gonna do it.
Gonna try to enlist as soon as I can.
>>25043496
>Fight the Jew all your life
>come to /r9k/
>"HURR, why don't you juat do exactly what the ewige hebrew tells you and go die while invading another oil outlet so that the Jew can have more shekel oriented fun with Stacey"
Fuck off, OP.
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typical
I really don't know whether or not I should enlist
What are the pros and cons of joining the military?
>>25043496
>obese, depression, asperger's, tend to question authority. i couldnt pay them to take me
ITT: militarycucks shilling hard for their slave jobs
Assmad contractplebs trying to get robots to sign up for militaryCuckoldry so General Shekelstein can give them a little pay bonus for "helping the recruiting effort"
Ahhh....Retard cucks, when will they ever learn?
I was in the British Army for 4 years.
Deploying to Afghanistan was the best part of it.
Otherwise you are treated like shit, sweeping floors and generally just not doing much.
Now I am a programmer, feels better and more comfy man.
>>25057700
What was your specialty?
I want to enlist essentially to get in shape, learn useful skills and generally become more well-rounded and efficient so I'm considering just doing my military service (which isn't mandatory in my country but still exists)
>>25057727
In all fairness if you are a NEET like I was then its the best thing you can do.
Earn money, get fit, forced to make friends (You make some great friends) and you get away from home, also confidence gets better.
I was in the Signals, basically worked with radios which loved to drop fill during really important times.
>>25057808
I'm not a NEET but I'm currently becoming more and more apathetic and I want to get out of this state of mind before it's too late and it just transforms into true depression.
You were in the royal corps of signals? Is it more or less the equivalent of SIGINT in the US?
Was it interesting? Did you also get to do some "field" work (physical training, firearms and combat training, etc) apart from the technical stuff?
