If you could have one 4chan gf, what board would you like her to be from?
>tfw no /x/ gf
>>25042025
/adv/ and /biz/ are the two most chill boards I've ever been on
Probs one of those
>>25042025
>chubby girl in high socks
Yes please
>>25042025
none
fuck you captcha fucking work
/c/, duh
That way she'd be a qt
Without a doubt, /pol/
and I'm not even a /pol/tard
>>25042116
Why /pol/?
>>25042025
Same OP, god damn. I'm not even really into that kinda demon summoning, tupla making stuff. It'd just be interesting to have someone personally talk about it
/tv/
I've laughed more while browsing it than any other board
>>25042025
/a/ and /pol/
>>25042137
She would be traditional and conservative, rejecting hookup culture and seeking a true long term bond
/s/ or /out/
/lit/ or /sci/ because I'm not very smart, although if she was smart she probably wouldn't be my gf in my first place.
>>25042182
You don't really believe that tripe right? She'll be more likely to go our fucking niggers than anyone because women get off on being degraded and she'll that as bestiality basically.
/po/ and /soc/ would be the worst tier gfs
>>25042025
/r9k/ so she has a feminine penis.
>2015
>not picking /trash/-tan
>>25042025
i would pick mystery, and i would teach her that people really are capable of unconditional love
>>25042518
Too bad. She won't date anyone who's not her dad.
>>25042243
Good taste, anon. /lit/ for me too.
>>25042560
What the fuck? I thought she said she was ugly.
>>25042025
/cm/, /hm/, or /y/
So we could watch sports animes and fujo-out together
/fit/ high test grill
>>25042560
mystery is a guy, can you stop this false meme
>>25042116
/pol/ is a guy 99 percent of the time, and according to the shimme he's going out with /lgbt/
>>25042623
>sports anime
BE MY BF
An /a/ /pol/ /co/bfwould be nice
>>25042745
Just got into sports anime.
I finished Kuroko no Basket and I just caught up on Haikyu!
Thinking ill start diamond no ace next but I'm binging the office atm.
>>25042803
You going to />>>/lgbt/with all the other faggots would be even better
>>25042849
>implying>inb4 roastie whore
>>25042875
That's a pic of that tripfag mystery
Nice try
>>25042911
b-but that was joke,faggot
>>25042948
Go back to >>>/lgbt/
We don't want you here
>>25042560
If that's mystery then I want her as my gf even though she's an annoying cunt
preferably one with /n/ and /ck/ as her main boards
>tfw will never go train watching with a qt foamer gril, cook a meal together, then make passionate love after dinner
Probably /int/. She'd be an Australian who really liked making fun of India and Pootugal
>>25042025
/fit/ or /x/
>>25043157
>tfw no Australian gf who likes yanks
Am I the only guy who likes the accent?
>>25042805
Ah I see. It's implied for me to watch all the sport anime because I'm a fujo, but I'll watch anything with a wide array of boys. Do you go on /a/?
>>25043175
probably.
Australian accents sound terrible to me.
/pol/ or /g/
prolly /ck/ because im a skellington, then she can feed me :3 (but pls no fat gf)
>>25042116
I know a girl who visits /k/ and /pol/ regularly and she's really chill.
>>25043295
>I know a girl who visits /k/ and /pol/ regularly
I'd like a smart /v/ or /fit/ but I'd probably end up going with /lit/
/x/ is a cutie though and I love creepypasta
/cgl/ probably. I'm not personally interested in cosplay or anime but it would be fun to have a gf who was.
>>25042560
Holy shit, middle right. I think you cured me, thanks anon.
/lit/ or /diy/
None. A "4chan gf" would be the skankiest cumdumpster ever
/his/ would be nice for philosophical discussion but there's still /lit/ and I'm not super into history.
>>25042025
>no /aco/ gf
>>25042560
She looks like a shitty Sasha Grey
>>25043479
I have this, we met though that board. She draws lots of femdom stuff but I'm not into that.
>>25043437
>/diy/
>tfw even though not many people know about /diy/ it's still gone to shit
I can't quite put my finger on it, but it seems like there's a ton of "maker movement" and pallet furniture type shit on there now.Anybody know this feel?
>>25043220
>/g/
>wanting a freetard gf
>"no anon, we can't fuck right now. pacman fucked up my xorg.conf again."
>tfw now /news/ gf to discuss the current news with
>>25042025
/adv/ or /diy/ gf please
>>25043351
Yeah, she has this weird gun fetish. She's super conservative but a really nice person. Also kind of weird.
She's way older than me though.
>>25043657
Is she alright looking?
>>25043189
From time to time. Did you watch Love Stage? It's probably the greatest anime of our generation.
/d/, that is all
>tfw no /gsg/ gf
Everyone want's /x/ as a gf. Too much competition.
Gib /ck/ as a mommy gf plz
>>25043767
This man knows
She will try any fetish you want. Any. And you will try hers.
>>25043716
Ah yes. It appealed to a lot of guys too, I've seen. Where are you from anon?
>>25043940
NYC. I'm sure you're nowhere near
Monitoring this thread and hoping for a romance. With the fujo and the faggot.
Give this guy something to go squeee~ over.
>>25044062
I don't squeee~, I kyaaa~
>>25043930
>tfw no girl way under my age to mommy me.
>>25043984
Oh boy. Yeah nowhere near.w-wanna stay in contact, though? I haven't had any body I can talk about 2d boys with since high school
/int/ gf for me! She's a cutie mestizo Argentinean who insists that she is white!
/int/ the board is so cute too :3
>>25044182
Sureskype:aphroanon
Anywhere, I don't care anymore. I have long since stopped having standards.
I've always strongly felt
>that feel when no /k/ gf
>>25044901
Came here to post this.
>tfw no /k/ gf
>>25042116
This
Girls with liberal/Atheist values are trash but sadly the majority
tfw no /ck/ gf
>>25044992
Ah. Someone else who understands my suffering.
Do you ever have daydreams like of going on adventures with your /k/ gf, too?
>no /k/ gf to go innawoods with
>no /k/ gf to go innazone with
>no /k/ gf to slay mutants with in a wasteland
/g/
>tfw no gf that can code circles around you
>>25045399
I do not. I just want a /k/ gf I can go shooting with and talk about guns with but going innawoods might be cool.
/mu/
>pretentious hipster gf to listen to bad music with
>>25042745
Be my girlfriend instead. We will watch Haikyuu!! together.
/pol/
Because it would be nice to reveal my power level and have it end in anything other than full ostracization and a break up.
>tfw no qt nazi gf
>>25045549
I'm glad it does though :^)
>>25045570
It doesn't becausethat would require having a gf in the first place
Alsogas yourself:^)
>>25045510
Are you that Sugafag anon from the other day?
>>25045624
No :^)captcha 166
>>25045665
Sugafag? What's that? Probably not.
>>25045694
Wrong anon then.How old are you?
/s4s/
she would be nice girl
>>25042025
The board for mods and janitors so I can abuse her power, idc bout women fuck them.
![1449186610687[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1Wp3xUY.png "1449186610687[1].png")
>>25046475
I honestly would love to date a female janitor
>>25042166
That would be perfect. You could take her to the cinema showers on your first date.
>>25042116
A /pol/ gf would be annoying as fuck. Imagine being treated to hours worth of cringe worthy anti-semitic conspiracy every time you try to get her to go see a movie with you or watch a show. An /a/ gf would be way better./
/toy/ gf
>>25045399
>tfw no /k/onvert gf
>tfw no one to share all this guns, ammo and surplus with
I want all of you /x/-tan people to die, resurrect, and then die again. You people have ruined /x/.
>>25042025
/c/ and it isn't close.
>>25042025
I'd want an /m/ gf
>tfw no tomboyish /m/ gf who wont call me an autist for having 93 completed Gunpla builds.
/mlp/ or /tg/
I'm surprised this has actually been mentioned before.
I'm looking for a bf.
/g/ seems like a good place for a BF. They all seem to have jobs.
Maybe /v/ or/r9k/
>>25042025
/ck/ or /vp/ or /fa/
The girls there are qt and actually have lives outside of 4chan
Fuck all you """"" fembots"""""
>>25049524
/g/ is a nice place because no one attentionwhores there looking for bfs or gfs.
Pls don't ruin that.
>>25042166
>>25047351
Won't get kicked out anymore cus of no singles policy
Can finally release my falcon to the wild
Jk gonna kill that rmotherfucker and have my gf cook him up with some crab legs
>>25042025
/mlp/
magical talking purple unicorn would be top tier gf.
>>25042025
wherever the virgins are at if they even existprobably a fatty from /ck/ to be honest
>>25042622
She has BPD, so she's convinced she's tremendously ugly even though it's not true. She'll never, ever see how pretty she actually is, because she basically hallucinates when she looks in the mirror.
>>25049566
>She'll never, ever see how pretty she actually is
My nigga stop whiteknighting.
Shes an ugly cunt and needs to be reminded daily, and still has people licking her roast like this
This shit is why fembots dont exist.
>tfw no shy nerdy KV /r9k/ bf
Would suck his cock so hard that he moans uncontrollably and cums multiple times.
>>25042025
/pol/
because virgin
A girl with similar interests, so /ic/, /co/, or /mu/. Preferably /ic/.
>>25049699
>>>/lgbt/
Gays not welcome
>>25049699
Are you a girl? Or a gay?
>>25049741
Girl...and not gonna post tits.
>>25049773
Be my cocksucking gf then :3c
>>25049773
Then what's the point of saying you're a gril?
>>25049699
>nerdy
What do you mean by this?
Im nerdy but im also an elitist asshole about it is that okay?
>>25047735
>anti-semitic conspiracy every time you try to get her to go see a movie with you or watch a show
but I wouldn't try to get her to watch that normie shit, I would happily discuss the jewminati with her
I want a bf though, not a gf
>tfw no fembot gf to cuddle with and have an emotional breakdown whenever she tries to engage something sexual
shigdig dangerry doo
>>25049793
Just to let you know there are grills with "nerd" fetish out there.
>>25049838
Will they date me?
>>25049838
Champloo is one of the most normie anime I know
My normie friends like it.
I would a /k/
Maybe a /pol/
>>25049838
>there are grills with "nerd" fetish out there.
Jin is not a nerd. Glasses and a stoic personality do not make a nerd.Mugen kicks the shit out of him, anyways
>>25049820
I mean he is a "nice" guy who likes vidya,sci-fi & anime or something like that.
My first and only bf was like that and he also skateboarded and did some graffiti.
>>25049820
what reasons do you have for being an elitist
>>25049699
/r9k/ KV that collects old ass yugioh cards, plays far too much vidya, and gets sweaty palms whenever he meets someone new here
Be my gf
>>25042025
>tfw no /sci/ /g/ /biz/ bf
>tfw will never make him a sandwich while he's reading a brief history of time
>>25049934
Im an asshole about animu and vidya.
I hate moeshit, and normie-tier games.
I dislike people who "love lord of the rings" and haven't read the books/other Tolkien books.
I avoid being an autistic sperg about it in real life but im an insufferable cunt online, mate.
>>25042025
/vg/ for shittalking otaku culture, mobage and playing eroge together /jp/, /biz/ and /x/ for the laughs, /g/ for the cool tech talk and int for the bantz . A bit of /d/ thrown in would be cool too.
>>25049838
If you want to fulfill your nerd fetish you want nothing to do with r9k. Just from observation, they're all deluded autists who have a slew of mental illness and drug habits. Overall, genuinely horrible people 2/10. Nothing nerdy about that angelface
>>25049969
And I bet you're the same type of guy who will go ahead and dismiss all fighters as button mashers while jerking off to how good you are at dark souls singleplayer.
>>25049999
Nah. In the middle of playing Xrd right now senpai.
>>25042025
/an/ to be honest.
As long as she isn't a fucking horse girl.
>>25049864
I think im too old for most of you guys.
>>25049870
Maybe it is...i watched it when it aired.
>>25049926
I save mugen for my rougher fantasies :^)
>>25049955
That is exactly what i find nice...and then you can see the confidence grow over time.
>>25049994
Second this.
Like, I'm probably weeks away from killing myself + my nerd stats are entry-tier at best. You've got a lot of other boards to choose from that'd be better suited imo
>>25042025
one from /adv/ pls
>>25042116
SO MUCH THIS.
I just want a QT gf to gas the kikes with. Is that so much to ask?
>/a/
I just want a GF to collectType-Moon bait pictureswith
>>25050028
How old are you? And I seriously fucking doubt I'll get more confident. My dad did a good job of making sure that never happens growing up.
>>25042560
mystery is a guy you faggot, how about you stop sending around pictures of some random
>>25050015
>Xrd
Shit, go ahead then. My bad.I just get really up the wall when I see people claim to play more than the basic stuff but go and shit on a whole genre because it's pvp and they aren't gods right off the bat.
>>25050092
I was meaning VNs when I said games.I'm a Fate/fag, that in and of itself explains a shitton about my personality
>>25049999
CHECKED
QUADS
NICE
>>25050115
Can't be all bad if you're giving Xrd a go. Who's your main?
>wanting girls in 2015
Are you actually stupid?
>>25050067
34
If you get a gf who is in same "wave length" with you it happens naturally when you spend time together.
>>25050209
I'd still date you, but I doubt you'd date me :^)
>>25050042
don't kill yourself though
>>25050158
I only started playing last week anon, but i'm deciding between Ky and Axl right now.
It's not my first fighting game, but it's a lot harder than Blazblue and Melty was. Its fun , just definitely a learning curve.
Are you on PSN, we could play sometime.
>>25050209
>34
Pls be mommy gf.
>>25050230
I am every other weekend for PSN. Honestly bum off a friend's playstation because I never bothered to invest in one. Went ahead and bought the steam version to tide me over with some more practice until the new one came out.
Still wish you the best though anon, have fun and don't drop it in a month like I'm sure most of /v/ will do.
>>25050200
Well, /a/ is a trap.
>>25050306
>tfw I will never piss off my /a/ SO with my pleb tier tastes
I think /x/tan is best qt.
/a/+/v/
>tfw no xrd gf
>>25045853
I'm 22. What's your Skype?
>>25050436
Ill be your xrdbfif you train me not to be trash at it
>>25050306
fuck u /a/ is a pure little girl
>>25050417
>tfw no spoop living cosplay gf
>>25050487
Keep telling your self that. Whatever makes you happy.
>>25050487
The Jews are even trying to corrupt /a/, now s.mh
/r9k/I love you guys ;__________________;
>tfw no /tv/ meme spouting gf
why even live?
r9k senpai
There's no other way
>>25042025
/co/ pre 2009 or /vr/
I'd love to play oddworld and battletoads with a girl who's just as enthused about it as I am.
>>25050209
Another bot here who'd let you date him
>>25042622
Sooooo like every other woman.
>>25050573
is it bad that i recognise the joos just by the hair now
>>25050436
I know that feel.
>ywn git gud together with her
>ywn have llittle play fights about who won more sets
>ywn give each other support and pep talks at tourneys
>>25050614
I can recognize actresses by their feet, so no, it's not bad at all.
>>25050632
How? Do you spend hours looking at feet pictures?
>>25051254
just browse /tv/ for a few weeks. plenty of feet threads.
also wikifeet is a great resource
>>25042025
/e/ would be good
>>25043175
Don't think so. I'm American and most of us seem to like it.
>>25043465
/his/ is reddit-tier.
>>25043767
Was scrolling down checking for this. Surprised it took so long.
>>25047735
>denies perverse jewish influence in media
>primarily consumes media from the least jewish-influenced developed country
hmmmm
>tfw no /tv/ gf to banepost with
>tfw no /int/ gf to proxyfag with
>tfw no /k/ gf to go innawoods with
/vr/ and /k/
Without a doubt.
>>25042025
which board gives me a /belly gf/?
>>25051453
/ck/, /r9k/, any weeb board
I never thought of getting a girlfriend , not even my fantasies involve me.
So I never thought what I would like in one. Surprisingly I don't feel like having an extremely geeky girlfriend. Just geeky enough to tolerate me and occasionally share together.
An /int/ gf. Preferably from either France, Russia, Czech Republic, Argentina, or a qtie from the Middle East.
Any board but weeb board.
Animefags go back to your containment boards.
/pol/ or /tv/ gf please
>>25051904
Seriously weebshit is part of the 4chan culture as long as it's not overdone. Be more tolerant senpai kudasai.
>tfw no /o/ or /g/ gf
>>25051716
>france
ewwwww
bumping for more board gfs
>tfw no /d/ girl
i would want a girl from r9k desu
I found a boyfriend on /x/ recently. He's p sexy
If I were to find a gf here I think I would want one from /pol/. Any chick who can hang there must be cool enough for me
Fuck it, if anything I'd just choose /v/''s child and pick vivian, she's like everything I want in a girl anyways.
If I HAD to pick a board itself, I guess /co/lette.
>>25051904
I don't understand this logic. This is like going into a gay bar and screaming at everyone that this bar is supposed to be a bar but gays keep fagging it up and they don't belong.
>>25053710
fuck you and your children shows, fucking pedo
fight me
/a/ gf to watch anime with while under a blanket and play around using broken Japanese.
/hr/
>tfw no /d/ gf to give you ahegao
>>25050440
You still here, anon?
>tfw no bf from the Splatoon general
WFT IS /NEWS/ DOING HERE??? fucking japs ruining the history of /pol/. the Jewish way to destroy /pol/
>>25042622
She is ugly. Just because you'd fuck a bag filled with shit doesn't mean your definition rules over all. She's an ugly mutt.
>>25042025
I want a /pol/ gf. Almost impossible to find.
>>25047735
Sounds awesome. We can watch something superior together and I can make fun of trannies and she'll laugh along instead of getting upset.
>>25054677
This
>ywn have a qt futa gf to take turns domming eachother
why live
>>25042025
if /ic/ was a girl, then perhaps
/x/ is just fucking lovely
female /tg/ would've been neat too
oh, maybe /his/
not to mention I browse all the boards, although I'm just getting into /his/
>>25042560
what's wrong with her face? euugh
>>25042025
/mlp/
They're arguably even more pathetic than people here, the ideal choice.
>>25045549
Fuck man, I just want a girl I can speak freely with without having to pretend to me some liberal faggot. I just want to be able to criticise whichever group I disagree with without being called a racist/ sexist/ mysogonist/istist. Also I can be a fucking man and she will be a fucking woman. None of this dismantling gender roles shit. Fucking radfem womyn.
i want an r9k gf
i dont care what you guys say about femanons
pls anyone
>>25056243
This is how I imagine /r9k even though the grill is a /tv/ janitor
Do you ever participate in the omegle threads? If you had to pick a tripfag who would it be?
/d/ and i want her to vigorously fuck me in the ass whenever she pleases
or /trv/ for adventures
>>25042025
/lit/. As a /pol/lack, I'd love to get myself a smart little commie girl so we can have hate sex after a fierce ideological duel every night before bed time.
I also like reading.
>>25047735
That's fine by me. I'd try red-pilling her on shape-shifting reptilians.
>>25043709
yes, she's alright.
about average I'd say.
I don't think she mains this board so it's safe to post this probably.
>>25043157
>tfw no bogan gf to call me a seppo
Is it even possible to get an /a/ bf? They don't like 3D girls.
