ITT: ways you troll normie faggots in real life >be weed dealer
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ITT: ways you troll normie faggots in real life
>be weed dealer
>claim I have dank OG snoop dogg kush when I have reggie and sell it for twice as much as its worth
>high school/college kids dont know difference, buy it anyway
>sell eights of reggie for $50-70 that I bought for $20
>they keep buying from me because they think they get "Dank"
>tell their other degenerate friends and they buy from me
Remember to ham up the degenerate spooky dealer angle. Pretend you deal other stuff. Look like a scary mess of a person who is involved in bad shit when they buy from you. That way when one of them inevitably figures it out, they will be too scared to do anything about it.
>>25041562
this desu
original
>>25041528
>ITT: ways you troll normie faggots in real life
by existing
>follow the speed limit
>take free tour at local federal reserve
>take a few free samples of shredded up $100 bills
>go to local highschool filled with extremely preppy suburban normies
>roll up shredded bill and sell off as high-grade weed
>>25041528
>not voting
>telling them I don't drink or smoke
>wear socks and sandals
>walk behind them
I've informed the authorities that you're dealing illicit substances.
>>25041528
If they can't tell the difference between real weed and reggie then they deserved this.
Keep Darwinism alive friend.
>>25042091
lel this is actually so fucking true.
i drive a yellow cab in nyc so i can't afford to get a ticket. i drive at exactly the speed limit and get flashed, honked at, flipped off. just gotta stay cool :^)