How many of these apply to you?
1) College student
2) Living with parents
3) No job
4) No social life
5) No current relationship
6) Virgin
7) No interest in sports
8) No car
9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
12) Man-child
>>25039478
All 12. What do I win?
1,3,7
Maybe I am a normie
Just the no social life, no current relationship and virgin.
Guess I'm not a robot.
But, fuck, am I lonely.
>College student
No, but I am studying for a future career.
>Living with parents
Yes
>No job
I'd say so, I was working over the summer and they still occasionally call me in to work when they need a cover but it's only like once a month.
>No social life
I have a small group of friends, but I almost never see them in person, not sure if that qualifies.
>No current relationship
And no past ones either
>Virgin
Yes
>No interest in sports
None at all
>No car
No driver's license
>Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
I love MTG but I don't own any cards aside from some I got for free a few years ago, I've mostly played the PC games.
>Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
Agnostic
>Spend most of the time watching shows/anime/playing videogames
No anime, but yes to the other two.
>Man-child
Definitely
>>25039478
All of them except 9 and 12
1) College student
High school (18 years old)
2) Living with parents
Yes
3) No job
Yes
4) No social life
No I kind of have one
5) No current relationship
That's complicated
6) Virgin
Yes but at least by choice
7) No interest in sports
Yes
8) No car
Yes
9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
No
10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
Yes
11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
No
12) Man-child
Female so no
>>25039478
8/12. I-Is there any hope for me?
Only #10
1) no
2) yes
3) yes
4) yes
5) yes
6) yes
7) yes
8) yes
9) no
10) yes
11) no
12) I guess
9/12 not bad
>>25039478
these:
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12
>>25039478
all but 1, 9, 11
>>25039478
1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, i rewatch yugioh often so 9,10, 12
>10/12
well that does it, if you are under 10, you can fuck off my board normie reeee
but seriously if you aren't a virgin you should leave please
>>25039478
3,4,5,6,7,8,10,11,12
Well this is promising
>>25039478
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
if hearthstone counts as well then I am 12/12.
is there possibility to improve my life?
All twelve of them. I also have long ass hair, a patchy neck beard, and I'm overweight. Where is my platinum trophy?
>>25039478
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,10,11
that's a 9 out of 12
bretty gud I'd say
>>25039478
>2,3,5,6,7,8,10,11,12
wew lads
I think I'm alright, aka why not just kill myself now?
>>25039478
>1) College student
no, quit university two times
>2) Living with parents
yes
>3) No job
nothing I can live off
>4) No social life
I get drunk every weekend at a bar
>5) No current relationship
of course not
>6) Virgin
no, it ain't that hard
>7) No interest in sports
of course not, shit's boring af, also I'm too autistic to play soccer or something
>8) No car
don't even have a licence
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
never got into that kind of stuff
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
probably agnostic
>11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
I'm not living, I'm just killing time
>12) Man-child
21 and living off parents, so yes
2, 3, 4, 5
working on it 2bh
All except one and nine.
>>25039478
>1) College student
Yes
>2) Living with parents
Yes
>3) No job
No
>4) No social life
Somewhat
>5) No current relationship
Yes
>6) Virgin
No
>7) No interest in sports
Not really
>8) No car
Car insurance too expensive no point
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
Fuck no
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
No, Christian.
>11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
I don't do either of those at all. I don't want any anime/shows or play videogames.
>12) Man-child
This is subjective but I'd say no I am not.
Should I leave this board now?
>>25039478
2
3
4
5
7
8
10
11
also fuck off robot you stupid cunt
>>25039478
>1) College student
no
>2) Living with parents
apply
>3) No job
apply
>4) No social life
apply
>5) No current relationship
never had one
>6) Virgin
apply
>7) No interest in sports
apply
>8) No car
apply
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
no
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
I don't know
>11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
videogames only
>12) Man-child
apply
>>25039902
Who know this feel here?
I feel so out of place ;-;
>>25039478
2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12.
Apparently the post is too low in content.. Fucking robot.
let's see...
2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, 12
>>25039478
All except 6,8, and 9
>>25039478
2) Living with parents
3) No job
4) No social life
5) No current relationship
6) Virgin
7) No interest in sports
8) No car
10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist (but it's the norm in this country)
I'd put in 11 but I shitpost on 4chan more.
All except 7, 8, and 9
Am I a wizard?
>>25039478
1,4,7,9,10,11
I'm just kind of a loser but at least I'm not a NEET
>>25039478
1, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12
think I am still doing ok
1 (unless there's some difference between college and uni, I never got how that works stateside), 8 and 10
>>25039478
>1) College student
yes
>2) Living with parents
kinda, I live in a flat they own, and my dad sleeps here a day every week
>3) No job
yes
>4) No social life
yes
>5) No current relationship
yes
>6) Virgin
yes
>7) No interest in sports
I like lifting, not sure if this counts as sport, I'm not interested in watching anything sport
>8) No car
yes
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
I'd play Magic if I had friends to play with and I had spare money to spend on it
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
kinda
>11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
I spend most of my time doing nothing, fuck
>12) Man-child
yes
Only 2, am i a normie?
>>25039478
2,3,5,6,7,8
It is a very original comment,my dear watcher
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12
guess im pretty up there.
fuck you normies who call themselves neets while theyre in college though. fucking retarded cunts
>>25039478
>1)CommunityCollege student
>2) Living with parents
>3) No job
>4) No social life
>5) No current relationship
>6) Virgin
>7) No interest in sports
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
8) No car
From parents.
9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
No one to play with. Used to in middle/early high school
11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
Most time spent sleeping, working on my network and school. Video games only get played when school isn't in session (now) and when I don't have anything else to do (never).
12) Man-child
Only partially...
>>25039478
>1) College student
Yes
>2) Living with parents
Yes, but will be out when I transfer next year if all goes well
>3) No job
Looking
>4) No social life
Yes
>5) No current relationship
LDR
>6) Virgin
Yep
>7) No interest in sports
Uh huh
>8) No car
1997 Infiniti that's falling apart
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
Fuck no
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
Somewhere in there
>11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
Yeah but it's losing its spark
>12) Man-child
I guess, but who isn't at this point
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No
No
>>25039509
Same, not even joking. Where is our prize OP?
1- 6 & 1/2 more years
2- I make too much to live in low income apartments, make too little to live on my own and still have money to put in savings
9- I only buy the event decks to play with friends, don't think that makes it any better but I atleast done spend hundreds of dollars on it.
>>25039478
>How many of these apply to you?
>1) College student
Drop-out
>2) Living with parents
No
>3) No job
Shitty dead-end
>4) No social life
Y
>5) No current relationship
Y
>6) Virgin
>7) No interest in sports
Y
>8) No car
Y
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
Pokemons
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
Interested in eastern/esoteric
>11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
Sometimes
>12) Man-child
Dunno
>>25039478
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) No
4) Kind of complicated but almost none at all
5) I manage to do it somehow (sorry for being normotrash)
6) Yes
7) I like watching fantasy plays but I couldn't care less about following teams or standings (Maybe that's why I enjoy those shitty beat-drop sports vines, again sorry for normietrash-esque shit)
8) No driving license
9) No to all 3
10) I don't really know
11) if by shows you mean porn and by anime you mean hentai then yes (also nude mods for vidya)
12) 17 so no (but I do feel very childish sometiems, if that counts)
>>25039478
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12
So, 10/12.
Thank god for hookers. My life may suck but no tfw no gf.
>>25039478
Everything but
>9) Play Magic/Yugioh/Pokemon
>10) Atheist/Agnostic/Apatheist
>11) Spend most of the time watching shows/anime and/or playing videoegames
>>25039478
All of them expect n 9
I feel special
>>25039509
>>25040425
an all expenses-paid trip to...
PERMAVIRGINITY
ehehehehehehe
>>25039478
>1-2-3-4-5--6-7-9-11-12
mum and dad have a car and I have driving licence but I don't have places to go because I don't have friends
>>25039478
1,2,3,4,7,8,10
my comment contained 0.00% content
>>25039478
OP here. I didn't make this thread to hate on anyone. If you did some reflections because of it good, if not that's good too.
