She stopped texting me
Did I fuck up?
nah u did just fine
u complimented her and she went off topic to wanting to be fucked, you replied with kek
Why is everybody who makes these threads named *black squiggly line*?
God that looks dumb as fuck.
Can't she just hang up a painting or something?
Not some god awful christmas lights like we're 12.
that said, go fuck the 12 year old
>>25038450
>saving a thumbnail
Bravo
![20913299_153020_raw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ir8e50K.jpg "20913299_153020_raw[1].jpg")
>>25038496
yeah put something cool on your wall like me
>>25038400
are you in the zone ? or does she wanna fuck you ?
>>25038553
thats actually the fullsized picture
>>25038400
If your goal was to have sex with her, you probably did.
>Did I fuck up?
No.
Literally say:
>I'm free on A/B/C after x pm. When?
A/B/C being says and x an hour.
Do it.
Whatever she says, if she doesn't give you the date say
>I'm not asking again.
If she replies than reduce chatting amount.
do as >>25038665 says
>>25038400
She's trying to get you to ask to see it in person
>>25038476
hhahahahahaha!!!!!!
>I'm telling you I really need to be fucked
>I'm telling you
>I really need to be fucked
yeah dude if your goal was not to get laid you fucked up pretty bad
>>25038400
>I really need to be fucked
lucky bastard
>>25038400
tell her she's in luck because you really need to fuck something
>>25038777
Thank you, I perform every night on r/jokes and r/askreddit, I'll see you there :)
>>25038400
>ANON, PLEASE FUCK ME
>kek
Are you retarded
Would she tell you this if she didn't want to fuck you?
Too late now you fucking cuck
>>25038400
Is her showing you a picture of her room her way of telling you she needs a fucking?
i'd have no idea what to do if a girl told me she wanted me to fuck her.
even thinking about makes me nervous.
what should i respond in case this happens?
>>25038400
wow you just laughed at a woman sexually liberating herself... you could have easily helped her feel empowered and yet you just wrote "kek" and shut her down completely... you are a jerk. i cant even imagine how hurt she feels right now.. i know if a guy did this to me i would feel so unsafe around him and would not be able to open up emotionally.. sometimes men are just retarded
dude she thinks you laughed at her
she is inviting you to have sex with her
you are really dumb
here's how you respond
"don't worry it's coming, but you have to build the sexual tension first"
and then you make her send some sXe pics or smth
or just go round and fuck her she seems keen
>>25038910
>a woman sexually liberating herself
here we go again
>>25038902
arrange to see her asap she wants that d dude
fake troll thread gtfo of here
>>25038890
I don't know, but the "i really need to be fucked" certainly is
>>25038910
Kek, I laughed. Bretty good satire friend.
>>25038588
literally 10x better looking than a rug hung up on the wall jesus christ
are we going to pretend that the greatest absurdity of this picture is using 'kek' in a facebook chat?
Jesus christ, you autistic piece of shit. That's not 4chinz
>hanging a carpet on the wall
What is this? The Soviet Union?
>>25038967
But nobody would say "I'm telling you I need to be fucked" without implying they're already trying to give you that hint.
Taking pictures of your room and talking about it isn't some sort of clever way of saying "You know, I need a dick in my pussy right now."
>>25038400
I'm telling Micah you posted pictures of her room here.
Yes, I'm who you think I am.
You're fucked, little man.
>>25039061
i think she thinks sending him a picture of her room, and more specifically her bed, is implicating that she wants to be fucked. you need to remember women are incapable of genuine wit, they merely attempt to parrot things they've seen and heard in the past.
>>25039096
come on dude don't do that i censored her name and everything. i wasnt being malicious or mean i was just looking for advice. can't a virgin loser like me catch a break just ONCE? yeesh!
>>25038930
>"don't worry it's coming, but you have to build the sexual tension first"
>>25039174
works for me dude
it makes it seem like you can risk not having sex with her, which makes it seem like she has low value or you have other options
I think, I don't know
in reality we're beta cucks and this is our only shot. but never let them know
not really, if some random whore is begging to get fucked by a robot of all people, she probably sleeps around quite a bit. meaning you made the right choice, because you avoided a crazy bitch who likely has a few diseases that you'd want to avoid.
good job op
>>25038400
>Anon, I'm telling you I really need to be fucked.
>Kek.
My sides will not recover from this one.
>>25039096
>>25039148
Please be real...
I hope to god that somewhere OP has been caught
>>25039118
It's just really fun to analyze whatever comes out of their empty fucking heads.
>>25038400
how longs it been dumb fuck
>I'm comin to smesh rite now bb
>>25039148
Op here fuck off nigger her name isn't Micah it's Mary-Beth faggot
>having a carpet on the wall
>2013
no OP, you did not fuck up.
>>25039853
you can see it says Micah behind the scribbles in OP's pic
>>25038977
It literally isn't you autist.
>>25038400
LOL
LITERALLY
cucked
himself
Cucky cucKY u get no fuckyyyyyy
KEK KEK cuckadoodoolaaaa
>>25038930
>"don't worry it's coming, but you have to build the sexual tension first"
lmao
also
>taking OP serious
fucking retards
>>25040120
yeah it does, and im not that guy you responded to. why the fuck would someone hang up a rug on the wall? and she didnt even use a rug that fits either. hobo tier
>>25038400
>>25038665
I suggest you do what this guy says, OP. It's what Chads do.
You're fine, you can text her any time and it will work out.
