I never had a boyfriend, I've never kissed someone...
Is it because I'm ugly ?
Yeah it is, mainly because you look more like a male virgin than a female one.
>>25037433
Honestly, I'd date someone who looked like you if we shared interests.
But lose weight tb h f am
Yes, I'm not entirely convinced that OP pic is a female.
I don't know.
If I had to blindly assume I'd say it is due to low self confidence because of your insecurities about your looks. Probably never approached a potential partner as any insecure person.
Of course this is just assumptions based on projections.
Olympian tier chin + jaw + wide neck. great hooded eyelids too. dunno if troll but if you were a guy you could be a male model. Miring
>>25037550
Seriously ? I should be a transgender? Or should I get laid with a gay ?
>>25037637
post timestamped pic of some proof you're female or I won't believe that's you
>>25037433
I'd fuck ya. Just tell mom to teach you how to make up.
>>25037433
Holy fuck it's Grenda from Gravity Falls
No anon it's because you are a tranny
Get back to the caves, monkey
>>25037433
No, it's because you're fat.
>>25037433
Not really ugly but masculinzed features
Pluck eyebrows, wax, thread em, lose weight, do hair, wear makeup, get better clothes. The end. It's literally this easy for us.
>>25037433
No no no look. Even if you are ugly, you can fuck whenever you want If, and only IF you are a woman and have pussy. Why? Simply. Because everywhere you gonna find someone who it's avaliable to fuck you right in the pussy no matter how fat or ugly are you. Now this doesn't work for man. If you are idk hopeless Just hang out to a bar grab some drunk dude and that's it. That's why every women are hoes.
Specially mystery.jpg fucking piece of shit if you are reading this I would paid to see her brutally raped by a drunk homeless nigger
>>25037989
>right in the pussybloxyblox
>>25037433
trim your eyebrows and use a little bit of make up.
wear clothes that don't make you look like a fat shit
if you still sort of look like fat shit, wear a low cut shirt with a push up bra 1 cup size too small
offer robot a blowjob=you will get laid
>>25037989
>Even if you are ugly, you can fuck whenever you want If, and only IF you are a woman and have pussy.
Wow, you're delusional
Get your eyebrows touched up and looking prettier, potentially get surgery to fix up your chin (It's like under $5,000 if I remember correctly)
You'll go from a 4 to a 7+.
>>25037433
topkek, if you are not a man cut your fucking eyebrows and stop smiling, makeup too if you want to get a fuck.
Now get the fuck out
>>25037433
There's no fucking way I'd believe that's a girl
You have a neck like Chris Hemsworth
>>25038059
No he's 100% correct, note he did not say whoever you want
>>25038059
No, he's not. Woman fuck when she want. Man fuck when he can.
>>25038200
>>25038087
>No he's 100% correct
>Woman fuck when she want
Lol, just because you've seen pictures on here of ugly women getting attention on dating sites or ugly women with bfs doesn't mean that's the case for every woman. Some women are never propositioned for sex
>>25038263
>never propositioned
Yet they could easily do the proposing themselves and get laid whenever they want. Thanks for proving my point by the way
Easiest fix that bumps you up about 1 or 2 points off the bat. Do your fucking eyebrows
>>25038263
Don't fucking lie to me
>>25037433
definitely deal with those eyebrows
you they make you look like a man in drag. Very masculine looking brows
>>25038263
You shittin on us right? If a ugly fat or idk 3/10 come and tell me that she wanna fuck I'll fuck her right in the pussy. Idk if you can get the difference but it's waaaaaaay more easier get laid when you are woman than being a man. I've never see a man rejecting a woman.... Idk why but that's the way it is.
>>25037433
Its because you're a tranny
>tfw the only guys who have shown interest in me were a homeless guy at the bus stop and kingblackchad
JUST
>>25037433
You look like a girl I know
Do your eyebrows, use some eyeliner and light eyeshadow. Losing weight wouod more than likely make your masculine features more pronounced, I wouldnt do it
>>25038383
>I've never see a man rejecting a woman
i do it all the time senpai
>>25038299
Now she just looks like an ugly chick with tiny eyebrows
>>25038263
Even girls that don't get propositioned in real life have it easy on the internet. I guarantee you will get more replies than an average guy on a dating site. Hell, if you're just looking for sex, post an ad on Craigslist and watch your inbox get flooded with desperate guys.
>>25038409
I would date her. She's not overly ugly and I have nothing going for me
>>25038462
Have some fucking self-respect
>>25038462
do you mean you'd date the girl in OPs pic? come on f a m, why?
>>25037433
Every problem you have can be cured by not eating a lot.
You stop eating as much and do a little working out, and you'll get dicked on the daily. Even if you still have an ugly face, your attractive body will be enough.
>>25037433
Yes.
You can do two things
1)Loose weight,
2)Learn how to be more social
and you'll be fine
>>25038551
>learn how to be more social
how? being able to train social skills is a meme as far as i'm concerned.
>>25038631
Just stop going outside and continue posting on r9k without mentioning your gender
>>25038631
Read The Talk Book by Gerald Goodman.
>>25038631
Not a meme, its possible but very difficult.
My advice is to go with option 1.
Loose weight, and go after nerdy guys.
If you really want a boyfriend that badly I can be your sugar babby, I'll tell you I love you and shit like that, and actually mean it, and not cheat on you.
>>25038462
Same. I'd even fuck her. I got nothing on me so I grab what I can
>>25038631
It is a meme. People are bad at it because they don't try.
I'm a shutin that keeps to myself and I used to work in the HR department for a huge company. Talked to people all day long. It isn't difficult at all. The only people who are "good" at it are the ones that are self aware.
>>25037433
No you are a virgin because you are not a social outgoing person. And because you do not show any interest in guys. There are tons of guys out there who would date you
ill whore myself out to you for 100 usd op
>>25038506
Only a normie would be picky about her looks. Virgins are rare these days.
>>25037433
>tfw op is a hotter guy than you are
>>25038885
> Wasting your fucking potential this bad, holy shit
Shave shitty moustache, get a good haircut, get laid within a matter of minutes
>>25037433
Don't become one of those sluts. Treasure your body and find a guy who respects you. Do not become a degenerate whore who fucks around.
>>25038951
I don't want a gf
>>25038966
Like mystery.jpg
>>25038982
then get slender and become a hot trap
Either way, shave that fucking "look at me I'm a teenager that plays too much TF2 and talks in that monotone nasally voice on voice chat in public servers like an autist" moustache.
>>25039056
I don't shave and don't intent too, faggot
>>25039074
no shit you don't shave, that's peach fuzz you got on there
You just confirmed yourself for being a 17 year old faggot, gtfo
>>25037433
Yes, you are objectively and by many standards considered unattractive.
Cheer up, lose weight, you are not disgusting either.
Honestly I don't give a shit about your ugliness if we have common passions, even if going out with you seems borderline socially acceptable.
Because I don't have anyone to talk to.
>>25039097
>17
Guess again cunt
>>25039172
17.5, 16, whatever fucking faggot, you're under 18 or hitting puberty embarrassingly late.
>>25039264
Keep guessing, offer still stands OP
>>25038885
>>25039264
>being this triggered by a mustache
Did your stepdad's pornstache tickle on your neck?
>>25038383
That's just not true.
I reject women again and again, up to 7's at least, and chase after the unattainable
And I wonder why I'm alone
What a moron I turned out to be
>"I'm a female virgin"
so how many dicks have you sucked/taken in the ass?
because we all know that's the only way women are still able to convince themselves they're pure in this "gibs me dat chad" culture
Eyebrows, your haircut sucks, and you do need to drop a bit of weight to really turn heads
But you have natural potential, and you could be as hot as the girls you hate/envy
Just gotta put the hours in babe, and I know it's hard
But it's dog eat dog out there
>>25037433
>female
Are you sure, try checking again.
>>25040562
Also, after further consideration, after the weight loss (20dh pounds) dye your hair any color of NATURAL looming red you like
Red head gives a plus 1 enchanment to sexy
its because you are fat
stop being fat
ive seen way uglier happily married
>>25037987
this
especially pluck eyebrows and loose weight
>>25037433
>looks at picture
>"I'm 18 y'old female virgin"
>looks at picture again
Yeah I and I am sure most of us could obviously tell this is the case. Sucks to be ugly but deal with it.
>>25038299
>>25038429
She looks like Valentina Nappi's ugly cousin now.
>>25037433
Shrek! I'm surprised to see you on /r9k/ of all places. How's Fiona these days?
>>25037987
>shit that would cost well above 1000 dollars
>It's literally this easy for us.
>>25041000
Are you op?
orignal
>>25041040
Can you not see posts marked as new IPs?
>>25037433
>18 years old
>virgin
BOHOOO!!!! HOW HORRIBLE!!!!!!!
>>25037433
If you do something with your eyebrows and maybe lose weight you should be able to get at least a few orbiters.You kinda look like Josh Peck when he was younger lol
>>25037433
Yes it is. BUT
Look at the positive aspects. It's REALLY easy for you to turn things around.
Girls, even if they are not genetically gifted, can get guys fairly easily, just if they take care of themselves.
Get rid of the unibrow, and get on a little died.
Things will change rapidly, just stay positive and dedicated. Guys will be all over you.
>Women desperately want to be special
>Realise being a virgin is the most unique thing a girl can be these days
>Starts lying about being so
>Prays that no one remembers how they've bragged about getting fucked raw by Chad
>tfw everyone remembers
>>25041000
>lose weight
>shit that would cost well above 1000 dollars
I'd wager it'd save her a few thousand dollars, if anything.
>>25037433
Lose weight
Fix your hair
Fix your eyebrows
Invest in good makeup
Then you might have a chance
Pluck dem eyebrows and work out and you'll be gokden
>>25042046
You have no idea how much new clothing and makeup and everything will cost, do you?
Also
>implying eating healthy will save money
>>25042683
>eating healthy
How about just eating less?
>>25042793
>eating less, as opposed to eating the same in weight but less calories, is a healthy and easily maintainable way to lose weight
How about no?
I know you're just want to shit on OP rather than actually be helpful, but fucking hell if bad weight loss advice doesn't trigger me.
>>25042683
>Also
>>implying eating healthy will save money
why, eating like a fucking pig does?
And you could literally go pluck your brows RIGHT NOW, and it wouldn't cost you anything.
>>25037433
OP show us a better pic without headphones.
>>25042944
>why, eating like a fucking pig does?
Saves money compared to eating healthy, pretty much. I'm assuming OP is from burgerland, where all junk food are cheaper than healthy food because companies want to get people addicted to the sugar in them.
And I'm not OP you imbecile.
>>25043020
Holy shit holy shit. Fuck. Yes it must be so expensive to buy boccoli and rice and chicken. Keep being fat.
>>25043124
>backpedaling this hard
Just admit junk food is cheaper you retarded piece of shit. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for eating healthy but claiming it will save money without going full frugal and a shitton of planning ahead is fucking moronic.
>>25043212
How do you know she only eats junk food? How do you know she doesn't eat worng amounts of the wrong food? You know how many things make you fat that aren't junk food?
Where are the "I will date literally ANY female on this board" posters now?
>>25043325
I retract everything I've ever said on this board.
> You are fat .
>develop an eating disorder
>learn how to use makeup
>fix your eyebrows
>go out to a bar and fuck chad
First, weight loss? You dont look super fat, but if anything, itll give you motivation to change elsewhere.
As others have said, your eyebrows are a hot mess. Also, change your hairstyle. You do have some masculine features, but if you highlighted your feminine features more, it could work.
>>25037433
Listen little baby, you're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that aint what I'm about. You're perfect the way you are. You hear me, sugar? Perfect. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
>>25037724
The only motherfucker who knows how to properly do this
Timestamp please
>>25042854
Bad weight loss advice? Don't go full retard and try to eat 500 calories a day, and if you don't have the money to buy "healthy" food (less calorie dense), then tough shit, looks like you're gonna be hungry.
You're not bad, just unmolded clay. Thin out your eyebrows, get your hair cut into a cute bob with a side part, wear long sleeves, etc.
Also, don't take pics from a bottom-up angle. It's rarely flattering for anyone.
>>25044501
See >>25043212 then kill yourself.
