What's the most /r9k/ video game?
>>25037356
Dwarf fortress without a doubt
>>25037364
forgot this
ocarina of time tbqh
>link never talks
>woman often show interest in link but he's oblivious
>usually just awkwardly walks away, or yells something
>obsessed with collecting obscure items
>running around, yelling, with no regard for social customs
Dark souls.
Many lost souls wind up here
>>25037438
>He thinks any woman would be interested in a robot
>he thinks any woman would be interested in me
Back to le facebook meme man
>>25037385
its p gud but doesnt beat dota
>>25037487
being ugly isn't a requirement to being a robot
>>25037504
Yeah it does cunt
>>25037385
>>25037364
tfw DF is too hardcore for me, had to settle for Gnomoria.
Nowadays I just play M&B :Warband and Paradox autism simulators
>>25037551
Google the lazy newb pack and watch some tutorials or read the wiki to get a headstart, just keep making new fortresses and experiment with what works and doesn't work
>>25037356
Solitaire
.
blox
Daggerfall
You literally have a video game world larger than the UK(in real measurements) on your computer.
>>25037551
But dwarves are more complex than the average woman
>>25037385
>>25037364
>tfw all those fortresses I abandoned over the year while getting good / because new patches / because shit was fucked
I wonder if they made it okay on their own.
Total war
>send wave after wave of normie Chad at an enemy castle until the pile of dead reaches the top of the wall
fallout/ skyrim
>wander alone for days on end in the beautiful, immersive surroundings
metro series
>depressing as fuck, protagonist only talks in cut scenes, explores comfy stations
stalker shadow of chernobyl
>inb4 get out of here
>>25037689
They raped and killed eachother right after you left
>>25037732
So they died as they lived then.
That's good. I can rest easy now.
>>25037746
If you can i would recommend you mod it so you can play as humans, they recreate a roman town and slowly turn it into a city
>>25037717
>Metro Series
Underrated game. Fucking claustrophobic masterpiece.Not much of a robot game in Last Light cause he gets a lap dance and then laid
Limbo.
>>25037838
lapdances are robotic as fuck, paying a stacey for an elaborate cock tease, also, when he gets laid she forces herself on him while he is mute silent
>>25037838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOwvLemkITQ
This is a robot lapdance
>>25037717Cheeki breeki
Mercs best faction
>>25037356
>Black Mirror
At the end of the game you need to kill yourself to end the curse because there is just no other way
Doesn't get more robot than that I suppose
Oh yeah and spoiler btw just in case someone's interested in playing it
>>25037356
2006/2007 was the year it all went wrong for me.
Oblivion got me through some tough times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfVDRGOWc-I
>>25038638
Not op but I'm playing the game. Fun as fuck
>>25039150
I think I last booted it up in 2010.
I've always wanted to go back and revisit Oblivion, but I never have: I know it wouldn' t be the same.
>tfw you will never be able to relive playing KoTOR for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IffTBJhrfHk
>>25039322
Just play it man. It's pretty fun, and using magic is the best part. The dungeons are also really sp00ky. There's a couple times when I jump
>>25039322
It really isn't the same.
But that shouldn't dissuade you as much as it does.
>>25039322
oh man, the feels the feels
>>25038576
> Oh yeah and spoiler btw just in case someone's interested in playing it
this is either top tier trolling or you're fucking retarded, either way im mad and i have no intention of even playing the game
kill yourself cunt
>>25037385
kinda looks like terraria
>>25037543
yeah I really hate this meme
>>25038638
Some of the tracks in Oblivion are god tier. Never encountered anything so warm and cosy.
>>25037356
For some reason Myst scared me shitless as a kid
The music was pretty spooky iirc
Souls series/Bloodborne
>you're a mute brooding edgelord wandering around with no real purpose
>everyone seems insane or at least slightly off
>never really connect to anyone unless they're an autist like Solaire or Alfred
>huge expanses of the world with nothing but hostile forces
>even the hubs feel somewhat desolate and lonely
>sometimes you see evidence that things used to be and are supposed to be normal and happy, but for some inexplicable reason everything seems like a post apocalyptic nightmare
>>25037356
myst is an interesting choice. i can't think of any other game where i've felt so... alone
"The Beginner's Guide" of course
>>25041884
>Any jolly friends you find are fleeting.
>>25037438
Take that Zelda shit back to reddit. You can trade pics of your triforce tattoos with le gamergirlz and talk about other gems like mariokart and the sims.
>>25042155
Ah yes, the most pretentious of walking simulators
>>25037543
If any girl shows interest in you then you're a normalfag.
You don't even have to be ugly for no girl to ever show any interest in you, you just have to not be socially succesful.
>>25037385
It's been a few years since I last played Dorf Fortress but that pic gave me a good chuckle.
Might reinstall for old time's sake.
>>25037776
>tripniggetfaggot
>not a nigger
Fuck you, asshole.
>>25042247
Not what I experienced, really enjoyed it. This game felt like a r9k thread at times
>>25042383
What I experienced was the guy whining about a made up friend and showing a bunch of half finished crap saying his made up friend made it and a bunch of look how deep I am babble and waah I'm sorry feel bad for me this is personal stuff that I'm selling for 10 bucks a pop
>>25042446
>look how deep I am babble
What if he really meant it, this sounds like projecting. Isn't that what it was all about. He even critized this part with acknowledging his own thirst for validation, you are probably right with your experience
>>25042247
what? it doesn't pretend to be anything else...
![thief2f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5YniWs2.png "thief2f[1].png")
Thief 2
>Garrett is a loner
>always trying to stay out of sight
>nightwalking
>beat normies over the head with a club
>>25037356
The childhood you always wanted
>>25037459
Reading up on that lore is more depressing than 90% of the shit on here.
>>25039322
>tfw have to look up decent spell combinations because too uncreative
