>Anon, when are you going to get a gf?
>never, mom. Girls don't find me attractive
>that's nonsense! You just need to be confident and go outside more!
When will she get past the denial stage and realize her son is an useless waste of space?
>>25036721
It takes awhile to move through all of the stages of grief. Watch out for the anger stage. That's an ugly one.
>>25036721
she wont.
when will her son get through the weak faggot stage?
>>25036721
>Parents think I'm gay because I don't interact with people
I always found that diagnoses amusing. I mean, aren't gays even more outgoing than straights when it comes to sexuality? I guess it's easier to believe I'm gay than understand I've completely given up
>>25036721
I got her past it.
Now she's into "oh god please don't shoot up a school or be a mass murderer" phase.
>bought some milsurp camo
>"anon, you're not a terrorist in ISIS are you? please don't bring bad stuff into this house!"
>Asks me what I'm listening to, its burzum
>"anon are you going to turn into a murderer like the one in that band? Is that why you're listening to it? Please don't do it you have family that loves you!"
>Have a passport since I could find a job and relocate
>"So you're just planning to run away and leave me here? you're going to join some army or terrorism group in god knows where?"
Many more stories like it.
Consider yourself lucky that your parents think you can get a girlfriend and aren't worried you'll be a terrorist.
>>25036721
She is flirting you dumbass.
Fuck her before she changes get mine.
you think that's bad? try being so ugly nobody bothers asking you why you have no gf cause your repulsive face tell them everything
>>25036748
Please tell me your experience with the anger stage, I think my mum is in it now.
>>25036801
>have passport
>be suspected of terrorism
only in clapistan