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HOW do we fucking compete with this?
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HOW do we fucking compete with this?
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>nickel
>not quarter

kek
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>>25034448
that is still at least 6.5" around, minimum

literally no girl can resist that
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>>25034435
That looks similar to mine tho

T. 18cm
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>>25034527

true. i'm an asian girl and that picture got me wet as fuck fa-m.

>mfw no BWC
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>>25034435
>tfw my dick would barely even reach the coin
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>>25034567
that is around 9"x6.5", so it's bigger than 18 cm
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wrap my smaller cock with a larger sum of money
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>>25034527
>>25034568
Except when a guy has a dick this big its probably because he got girth added via surgery and/or penis lengthening surgery.
You guys could have a dick like this to if you have money to throw away.
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its a fucking nickel FFS, nickels aren't big.

put down the cool aid. im that "thick" flaccid
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>>25034567
post it, im getting wet
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>>25034435
Where did you get my nudes OP? Little dick crybaby.
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im looking at a nickel right now, they are tiny as fuck.
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>all these dicklets calling that small

go on, post yours if a nickel is so small. we'll see what's really small. lol
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>>25034600
that's not how penis surgeries work
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>tfw when girls always love the length yet are always confused that it stays ultra thin

I'd sacrifice some much length just for more width, I guess.
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Am I the only one thats gonna say it? OP has some kind of penis envy thing going on. He's not satisfied with his own size so he saves pictures of dicks and tries to talk about them on the internet. Like the fuck is that OP?
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m8 u are average af. uncut is good in a cut world but u use regular condoms.
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>>25034664
yeesh, looks like a pencil
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so tell me robots

how the FUCK are we supposed to compete with this???
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>>25034671

You have this board figured out, anon
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>>25034675
that's not even average lol
more like below average

ITT nobody has ever seen an actually big dick, which are not even that rare

fucking dicklets I swear
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>>25034568
Ay yo bby I got a BWC 4 u
I am also emotionally compromised and dead inside but who care about that
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>>25034675
Who were you replying to?
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>>25034435
please. i have WAY more money than that.
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>>25034901
but you are a dicklet LEL
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>>25034664
Iktfb. Fellow pencildick here
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I can, quarters aren't even that big tbhfam and it's a semi
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all you fucks have to do is buy a bathmate and jelq, you are literally at home 24/7
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>>25034919
at least i have more money than can fit on a white penis.
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>>25034937
>2 tone dick

yo dick is on fleek, nigguh
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>>25034943
Bathmates damage nerves in your dick
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>>25034937
oh dude that's awesome, my little brother has a model train set and he's been looking everywhere for miniature quarters that his tiny passengers can use in the 3-inch soda machine. where did you find that?
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>>25034616
give contact and I'll let you see mine
unless you're a guy
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>>25034943
>falling for the dick enlarging meme
kek
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>>25034972
Never circumcise your kids, I'm just lucky size wise
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>>25034975
awww, baby have a sensitive wittle wee wee? man up faggot, nobody cares about your gay nerves and feelings
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>>25035008
What's the point of having a long dick if you can't get hard
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>>25034998
>not knowing it actually works
people here have so many resources within arms reach and refuse it.
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niggers are superior whiteboi fucking DEAL WITH IT
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>>25034989
>this cringe tier "insult"

b2reddit tbqhf
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>>25034435

>tfw know for a fact that I will never get laid because I'm ashamed of my average sized dick.

In the world we live in, If you are average, you are literally the same as the bottom of the barrel.


I rejected a lot of roasties that wanted my d only because I'm fucking scared and insecure about the fact that I won't please them
help
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>tfw you never stood a chance

185cm tall, good face, ok body

-13cm pencil dick
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>>25035024
get hard is a kevin hart movie. you want a stiff dick, you nail a board to it like the rest of us. don't diddle it like a woman, daydreaming about girls in pretty dresses until you get all giggly and excited and your penis pops up like an eager nerd raising his hand in class. men are stoic and men use tools to erect, not girly fantasies and dick-stroking you damn homo.
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>>25035030
>so many resources
yet no legit before and after pics. hmmmmm

nice try Shekelstein
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>>25035097
go to pegym, have you ever tried looking into it ? there are also a few youtube videos
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>>25035007
Nah, 2 tone looks cool. Your glans is dry as fuck though. You need to moisturise that shit
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>>25035167
Can you post some real progress pics then? I've never seen any
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>>25035172
mmm nigga got dat dry glans
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>>25035194
if i can make it back to my computer, don't be afraid to go make an account and look for yourself though
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GIVE
UP
niggers are the true master race we MUST submit to big black cock they are bigger fatter harder stronger faster cum more and are what white women NEED. The reason feminism exists is because us whitebois have tried keeping our white daughters, sisters, wives, mothers, etc. away from big black nigger dick. They NEED it. It's part of their genetic disposition to find the biggest black cocks and get black babies. It is the natural order of things. Whitebois don't need to exist. We are being replaced.
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>>25034989
>>25035090
By the way I don't need a bathmate and and even if I did, I wouldn't because I'd rather have a small dick than a dead dick.


The quarter isn't a fake miniature btw, I wouldn't even know where to get one of those
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>>25034600
>chodes on damage control
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>>25035273
Nobody fucking respond to this
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>>25035172
or you know just keep ur foreskin and have it moisturize itself just an idea
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>>25035345
The Jews got to him, so he can't
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You don't. Your future wife will be fucking him behind your back and you will be raising his child while he continues to do the same to other beta cucks with wives. The daughter you raise will do the same to you as your wife did and continue to find a beta provider for her and her childrens needs and an alpha male for a mate and pleasure.

Sorry op people who are genetically inferior loke you are the result when a stupid cuck manages to taint the gene pool when he rapes his wife.

Its time for the beta uprising.
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>>25035313

Big black cocks are the present in Europe. Queen Cougar: Merkel is important millions of niggers into Europe to outbreed the white population. Good riddance. White society was built on slavery and racism. Now the minorities are taking back their fertile lands and fertile white slave wives and a new golden era in human history will begin. They will speak of our age as a dark age that held back social justice and kept white women from their black masters.
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>>25035355
Kikes can't compete so they sabotaged their opponents
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>>25034435

Will you guys stop posting photos of cocks ?

I'm fucking SICK of you guys who do this !

EVERY FUCKING TIME you fuckers posts photos of cocks, or talk shit about fem dom.

Just STOP IT ! PLEASE !

Don't EVER fucking post photos of cocks ! NEVER do that ! PLEASE !
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>>25034937
ayy bb u want sum suck?
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>>25035442
but anon we /soc/ now
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>>25035442
reee with the homosex
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>>25035442
Thank you, anon. Lost cause though. Fuck this site.
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>>25034664

I'm seriously considering getting a cock ring to engorge it. Pencil Dick is the worst
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>>25034664
girth ? what is that about 4' ?
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>>25034664

>tfw both small and thin

Double the suffering.
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>>25034664
Pretty sure my dick is thinner than that.
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>>25034435
Go to China
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>>25035442
>or talk shit about fem dom.

absolutely nothing wrong with wanting a woman to dom you.
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>>25035305
Are you a giant? I'm 6'4" tall with pretty big hands. Your hands look huge. You must be close to 7" tall
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>be fat whole life
>think I have a tiny d
>lose all the weight
>d is above average
feelsgodfam
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>>25034937
>fat dick
>really really short

I don't really envy you.
I suppose it would be more preferable than a long pencil dick though
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>>25035798
I'm 5'10 m8, my hands are just REALLY big hands

Pic related it's a 2 liter bottle, don't have a ruler handy

>tfw I can use an iPad with one hand
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>>25036101
I'm semi hard can't you notice its limping, I'm actually 7 x 6
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>>25035812
It doesn't work like that, mate.
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>>25036101
I also have freakishly huge hands and demonstrated here
>>25036264
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>>25036312
Except it does. If you have a huge pocket fat at the base of your dick your whole life, then that pocket isn't there, your dick size would increase.

Of course it doesn't mean it's actually growing, but the usable and visible space as grown
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>>25036342
You have to be pretty fat dude
like fat as fatass
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>>25036406
You say that like it's some unattainable thing
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