Am i the only kissless virgin on /r9k/ 2015?
Did all the other kvs leave me behind when all you faggots took over?
>>25033886
>Am i the only kissless virgin on /r9k/ 2015?
I highly doubt it.
>>25033886
Does kissing friends count?
Does kissingmencount?
>>25033892
This place is just an /s4s/ colony these days.
>>25033886
dont worry, 21 here still a kissless virgin.
>>25030087
I'm not kissless but I am a virgin if that counts.
You're not alone. We have to fight off the hordes of normans.
I'm a 23yo hugless virgin :).
I kissed a guy, but I think I'm straight idk.
>23yo kv
>helium tank
>getting off the ride in 1 month time
it's strange being here, there are barely any suicidal people on /r9k/ anymore
>>25034139
Don't do it, Anon.
Life gets better :)when you stop giving a fuck
I've been a KV the whole six years I've been on /r9k/.;_______;
>>25034188
Not that anon. But how to stop giving a fuck about being inferior? Everytime I see someone get things easily just because they got lucky I get angry. I start to hate them and myself. And I really can't seem to stop.
I was kv until 2011. I kind of regret the whole ordeal. Sex doesn't feel good compared to fapping, and she nearly ruined my life. Bitchface fucking crazy and would rather destroy your life than imagine a life where she isn't part of yours.
>>25033907
This is a serious question
No, i'm too.
And I never talk to girls. (Don't have any girl's number or on skype)
And also I don't have any good friends.
>>25034263
Stop comparing yourself to everybody. I know this is a meme, but just bee urself, a better version of yourself.
I found coffee and nicotine help a lot. 1-2 cups + half an unfiltered smoke in the morning with no food. Gets the bowels moving too. Binge drinking on the weekends(with food) might help, but don't become an alcoholic.
Every time you starting getting anxious about doing something, jump in and just do it. I know it's hard, but try it anyway. Scared of making a phone call? Don't pace back and forth trying to form a script in your head, JUST DO IT.
>>25033886
yes, now get the fuck out
this isn't your board anymore
>>>/wizardchan/
>>25034381
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gEt out get out get out normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeee
>>25034378
Well that's nice. But...
Actually nevermind. What you're saying isn't totally incorect, just hard to do. And of course you will still be inferior, you just have to try to ignore it.
Hi anon i am a kissless virgin too lets be friends
>>25033886
Don't worry op, I'm a kv too.
>A hunter is never alone.
yes, we're all swimming in pussy now
>>25034734
speak for yourself I haven't got laid since 2 weeks ago
>>25034347
That sounds just like my life
I'm with you OP. 20 year old KV.
I was a HHKV until 2 days ago.
But feels exactly the same tbqh. Still going for 25 without sex, I suppose.
>>25033886
my new bf is a KV
I'm gonna let him plow me someday but for now the suffering is fun
Also we haven't kissed because I like to wear lipstick and I don't want him to ruin it
I put his hand on my ass once though
>>25036018
Who held your hand anon?
KHV virgin here. Am I the only person here who genuinely doesn't want sex? I'm not asexual, just uninterested.
>>25036084
GET OUT ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP TORTURING NICE GUYS LIKIE US YOU FUCKING BITCH.
>28
>kissless
>hugless
>handholdless
>touchless
>virgin
Get on my level faggots
>>25036137
You don't sound very nice anon :-)
Maybe I won't let him plow me. He can def eat my pussy though. Maybe I'll let him give me a rimjob tehe
>>25036133
>doesn't want sex
>not asexual
Yeah and all the cocksuckers here are straight too kek
I'm just a virgin please accept my love
As shitty as this place has genuinely become, I'm still here, anon. Kissless handholdless virgin who's been here since the first robot, reporting for duty ;_____;7
>>25036190
But sucking a tranny's cock is straight, anon.
>>25036190
>He think everyone wants to be intimate with another human
>He thinks I can't just fap
Normals, so naive.
We are a dying kind. Most of us have left imageboards all together. Most are escaping in to vidya.
>not a hhhkv
>just virgin
>can't fit in with normals
>can't fit in with kvs
The "fembot" meme is starting to kill all of my brain cells as a KV, they're all mtf trash that some of the niggers on this board accept. It's so cancerous I feel like r9k is the new LGBT
>>25034541
Not him but I second the you have to stop caring about what others think and instead look inward. I know it'll be hard but it honestly does help a lot. I can't offer any advice since when I made the change it was overnight since I just kind of realized it in my own out of the blue. Pic related, I talked to a friend about it recently
>>25033886
Nope 25+ kv reporting in. Offing myself soon as I get the courage. At least I can do one thing right in my entire life. It never gets better even if you accept that you are forever alone.
>>25036483
Fuck this shit. I've been trying exactly this for 2 years. I'm 20 now and barely anything has change. It's the same as 2 years ago.
Not saying this complete bullshit, but I can agree with people saying this is just a meme. Because it somehow is. I experienced it.
>>25036269
wanting to fap but not have contact with others is asexual, retard
>>25036569
I'm not saying just bee yourself, I'm saying only care about yourself. Figure out the shit that you don't like about yourself, not to be confused with shit others don't like about him that you're now self conscious about, and fix it so you're happier with yourself. If others don't like it? Fuck em, they can leave. But you can't, you have to live with yourself until the day you die you might as well like yourself
>>25036569
>>25036646
Also, don't get me wrong I'm not saying it will magically fix every flaw or some shit but it will certainly help more than comparing yourself to others and trying to give them what they want instead of what you want
>>25033886
no, 20 years old here
>>25033886
Nothing to fear OP.
I'm well on my way to Wizardry along with no real friends, fake friends or even internet friends. With no desire to even step outside.
So all bets are currently on dying alone.
>>25036932
> 25EV
> been a robot for seven years now
> nothing has changed during that time
> still everythingless
My powers shall bend realms at this rate. Weaker wizards who have had looks, maybe even spoken to succubi will not hold a candle to me.
>>25036370
Most fem""""""""""bots"""""""""" have bfs or have at least had bfs in the past.