How does it feel like to cum all over a pretty girl's face? Is it actually satisfying from a sexual point of view or is it just HURR DURR MARKIN' MUH TERRITORY shit
It was kind of dumb for me desu
It's one of those things where you stop being horny the instant you cum and all you can do is look down at what you've done and think "Why did I do that?"
Very, very satisfying, tbqh.
>>25033812
Truth.
ou have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25033812
>the instant you cum and all you can do is look down at what you've done and think "Why did I do that?"
Basically this.
>>25033812
>desu
>>25033839
>tbqh
>>25033854
>ou
why the fuck do you guys write such nonsenses?
>>25033812
I did it over an ugly girls face once. The look on her face afterwards was so sad. Probably not gonna do it again, unless she asks for it.
>>25033884
Because 'thqh' without the 'q' automatically filters into 'desu', you fucking new fag. Way to out yourself out.
>>25033762
I looks better on camera than coming inside, but is an infinitely inferior sensation.
The only times I've ever been "satisfied" with a sex act is after coming bareback in my wife after giving her a solid flogging and making her beg for my cum.
>>25033812
this is the sad true
>>25033762
It's... ok. Only worth doing if you're into it.
>>25034238
>>25033812
>>25033854
Isn't there a way to make afterward things a bit less awkward?
>>25034300
It's pretty hard. The girl I did it to just lay there totally silent with her eyes closed and I had to awkward maneuver off of her and run off to get something to clean her face with.
What do you even say to someone after you've done something like that to them?
>>25034300
Laugh, ask her how it was, wipe her damn face off with a kleenex or some shit. No reason to be a dick to her after she let you do something most girls hate.
Most girls love cum. Just walk up and ask them
>>25033942
pretty much this. still worth doing if you have a big load saved up
>>25034341
i ususally say "you made a mess". then they laugh and say "no YOU made a mess". good times
>>25034341
>It's pretty hard
in the porn it is often easy, the girl laugh and smiles and maybe she kisses another girl
What does it feel like to cum all over a chestlet's cute DFC? Because that's my fetish.
Semen is proteins. More girls should want it on their face. It's good for their skin
>>25033812
I thought it was just me that couldn't experience orgasms. Do all you guys feel this way too? Do male orgasms not exist?
as the fucking sexist piggy i am i love doing it cause its fucking disrespectful for them little cummy inferior bitch dumpsters
It feels weird, I don't like it. I spent years watching depraved porn before I lost my virginity and it warped my mind. Let's just say it was awkward, I tried to do a few things I was used to seeing because I thought it was normal behaviour. This included pulling out, flipping the girl over, holding her head down, cummings all over her eyes and hair and rubbing it in while she squirmed.
>w-why did you do that?
>IM SUPPOSED TO THIS IS SEX
After it felt awkward and I haven't done it since.
This is after I rammed my dick up her ass without asking because I thought all girls wanted that.
Feels rude. Like I just said something really mean to her. Instant regret. PIV no condor is infinitely better.
The only girl I've been with that genuinely wanted me to cum on part of her exterior was my first gf who was curvy/chubby with big tits. She liked for me to finish on her chest and then she'd rub it all into her tits like lotion while staring into my eyes. Shit kind of creeped me out honestly
>>25033762
the reason they do this is because its a visually stimulating shot, not because its especially great for either person
its only fun if she takes it on her face without you knowing its gonna happen.
Came on my girlfriends face the other night. I started laughing after the first shot hit her square in the eye and she got pissed. Overall worth it. Would cum again
>>25033762
It's nice but blowing your load in her warm mouth is 10000x times better.
Sometimes if I'm bored and extra horny I'll sit on my gf's arms and wank on her face, it starts of as a joke but eventually she gets in to it as well and then comes the regret afterwards
Overall I'd just keep facials as a 'don't try this at home' activity, save it for porn
>tfw drowning in pussy this week
Guys this isn't normal for me but all of a sudden I've been getting laid everyday this week and actually somehow had a threesome two days ago. I'm starting to get concerned that this might be some virtual reality ruse and aliens are actually using my body as some sort of bio battery on their mother base. Help.
>>25033933
Implying that I don't just write "desu" making everyone else think I actually typed "t b h"
it's a fetish that i don't understand.
1. it interrupts your orgasm, the best you get is like 25% max feeling
2. cumming into a mouth or pussy or anus and witnessing my partner's reaction is to die for
3. i prefer minimal clean up
How do you guys manage cumming in front of a girl? Virgin here but I've had a few handjobs before. Couldn't cum because I felt too self-conscious and was worried that the handjob-giver would laugh/be disgusted at my cum face.
>>25037308
Who cares, at that point you've already came so you've reaped the benefits, besides its only for a split second they honestly won't care
>>25037148
CHAD PLEASE LEAVE
It's kind of dumb desu
>>25037347
I can't help feeling like they will though. Oh well, the last sexual encounter I had was over 3 years ago. I'm probably too death gripped now to get any pleasure from female stimulation.
>>25037308
Most girls want to please you, so seeing you cum is one of the hottest things for them, so don't worry bout it.
>>25033933
this desu
cant mute me robot
Tbh fuck shit ass piss
>>25037595
ass
ASS
ASS PISS
>>25033812
>It's one of those things where you stop being horny the instant you cum and all you can do is look down at what you've done and think "Why did I do that?"
True. But that's also true for "normal" sex too.
>>25037643
I see normal sex more of "god dammit I gave into my primal urges like some ape" after I cum instead of "why did I do that".
Once in a while I'll be happy though and satisfied but that's few and far between. I guess my gf is just ugly.
>>25037677
For me it's like masturbation. It feels good (obviously better) and then when it's over I just want to do something fun (like browse 4chan) instead of cuddling or talking or whatever.
>>25033762
>>25033812
Cumming in their mouth is much better both physically and mentally especially if they swallow;
you get to bring yourself to climax with their mouth without rushing, or clumsily trying to pull out, they swallow it, so there's no mess.
Even if they want to spit it out at least they can spit into a paper towel or something.
Oral is just a very dominating thing; to have her voice silenced with your dick, to focus only on your physical pleasure, to have them take a load, and that plus when they swallow.
It's a very selfless act on women's part, and as such I understand perfectly if women never want anything to do with oral.
Being selfless really sucks in most cases. Usually you get to at least depart with satisfaction and dignity when helping people, but you're just debasing yourself for some else's pleasure.
>>25037793
>and then when it's over I just want to do something fun (like browse 4chan) instead of cuddling or talking or whatever.
You are the worst kind of man.
>gf is giving me a handjob
>"I want to do something."
>"What is it?"
>"I wanna come on you."
>"Where?"
>"Just on your belly and your tits."
>"Okay, as long as it doesn't get on my face."
>shit is so cash, I'm getting excited thinking about blowing my load all over her body
>start coming, way more than I expected
>hits her in the face
>instant regret, no longer satisfying and I just feel kinda bad for asking
>she goes to washomes herself off
>her flatmate is in the bathroom
>"Open up, I have male bodily fluids all over my body."
>"Okay just a second."
>hear door open
>"...That's fucking gross."
>mfw
>>25037939
>to have her voice silenced with your dick
Two of the greatest pleasures in life, fulfilled at once.
>>25037997
It's pretty satisfying.
And so is holding their head, mouth-fucking, and having them naked while doing so.
>>25036349
oh my god excellent retardation.
tell more pls
>>25037488
tttttttruth
Feminism is a meme. Deep down, they are all conditioned for misogyny. That subconcious conditioning especially comes out in sex. Be an alpha pig, the crave it.
>>25036349
a true alpha
I've been doing nofap for around 20 days, my main motivation is saving a big load so I can cum on this girl.
It's awesome and pretty to look at.
I can't understand the people here who say otherwise but whatever.
And sure, blowing your load in a mouth and she swallowing is also awesome and dominant, but if you have a gf who doesn't mind swallowing than it's a regular thing and I don't see why you would compare the two.
gf can give you a bj right after waking up if she's in a good mood, you take a few minuts and she removes the mess by never having it see the world in the first place. A facial requires some preparation.
>Is it actually satisfying from a sexual point of view
>or is it just HURR DURR MARKIN' MUH TERRITORY shit
Why do you consider those two things mutually exclusive OP?
>>25037939
>performing oral on someone you love is demeaning
You have a really weird view on sex. The payout is the satisfaction knowing that it was you alone that made your partner squirm, moan, tremble, and finally burst. Men also tend to seem much happier and appreciative afterwards.
>>25039427
The two are not mutually exclusive. It is debasing and I much appreciate their selfless deed.
But some people don't get much satisfaction.
Selflessness is a trait that people have in degrees.
For example some people would be willing to donate a kidney to save someone else, others would only do it for family member, and still others would tell you to fuck off.
I would assume some women don't think your pleasure is worth their self-respect regardless of how subjective you may think that perspective is.
sex is almost only satisfying from a mental point of view. the physical movements aren't that great in themselves.
>>25033812
I think this just means you have mostly shallow relationships based purely on sex. If you were with someone you genuinely loved and cared for you wouldn't feel uninterested or confused afterwards.
I don't understand why anyone would want to do that. Cuming inside her pussy or mouth feels way better than by your hand. When you're fucking why jerk off for the finish?
>>25037939
My gf sucked my balls the other day while I was standing up, and then when I said I was coming she took it in her mouth without question, swallowing every last drop. It was amazing, especially when she told me she hadn't done anything that dirty before.
Make sure you praise her for it when she does, to make sure it happens again!
>>25037148
Explain how you achieved this anon.
I need to know. We need to know.
not nearly as nice as blowing it inside her
at one point in time, i had a cute asian gf. although she wouldnt let me fuck her, she would only give me hand jobs and let me cum on her tits. it was kinda cool the first few times, but it got old pretty quick.
why are there so many chads here?
>>25042051
>implying that blowing your load on the face of the girl that just sucked your dick makes you a chad
>>25042363
get out
fucking reeeeeee
I did it some times, but mostly because girls think this is something universally considered hot. I actually felt kinda stupid as she had to clean her face afterwards.
>>25042522
If you haven't jizzed on a girl's face bud then you're in the wrong thread. I think you need to get out.
I'll be honest anon I laughed. It was my first time to get oral.. ever. We were at her parents house. She lived in this nice part of town called West University. We had been dating for about 3 months and hadn't gotten past making out and dry humping in my car. After school I went over to her place because her parents were going to be out to dinner. So we were in her formal entertaining room making out. I call it that because I have no clue what to call a room with old furniture, old books and a 12 grand piano, so we will go with formal entertaining room.
So we are making out in the room and she starts to unzip my pants. She tells me she wants to suck my dick. Granted I had been in school for about 5 hours, in Houston, in the summer. So I had developed a nice musk. Throw in the fact that I was thick as a briar patch down there. Gf didn't miss a fucking beat. She started sucking that dick like it was a vegan popsicle (yes, she was vegan.) I would tell her commands and she would carry them out on my dick like it was ww2. This went on for like 6 minutes. I'm not sure how I lasted for that long, but I did. As I am getting ready to cum I whisper "I'm about to cum." She keeps sucking away.
I start freaking out. Everything I had learned on the internet told me that girls hate swallowing. I told her again that I was about to cum. She stays the course. I am simultaneously experiencing the best feeling of my life with the worst. Panic attack happens at the time when I cum. Instinctively I try to jerk my penis out of her mouth. When the tip got out I blew the entire load on her face. This chick did not miss a beat. She told me that she was fine with swallowing it, and for me to let her do that next time. I was freaking out the entire time because I thought this was a somewhat classy girl, when in fact I was dating a rich roastie.
>mfw all these normies ITT
>>25043253
You should probably go to another thread. A whole different board actually.
>>25043253
r9k is literally a hybrid of /soc/ and reddit now. i'm not aware of any good alternatives though, they are either too suicide-ish or too stupid and spammy.
>tfw circumsized
>tfw girl sits in my lap and grinds before clothes are off, making me lose feeling in dick so I cant finish from a blowjob afterwards
>>25033762
>HURR DURR MARKIN' MUH TERRITORY shit
it's this. Cumming on her ass is actually satisfying.
Male climax usually has an element of dominance.
I'm mostly submissive as fuck, and most of my elaborate/thought-out sex acts involve femdom mind games more than physical sex, but when I get right down to it, even I have that instinct of "fuck yeah I own this fucking person" when I jizz on or in someone.
All those jokes about "yeah you like that bitch???" dirty talk have a kernel of truth. That's kind of what comes to mind. Coming on someone's face really is like marking your territory, I guess, but not in a shallow way. It's completely subordinating someone to the power of the sex drive that you feel trying to burst out of you all day, and which you just finally managed to release. Coming deep inside a girl is the same thing. You have to keep this shit locked in you all the time, you have to privately suffer it on the inside, and then for this brief moment you get to let it out, unrestrained at first like an animal, but then focus it down on a girl, hold her down against the bed, and fucking impregnate the core of her being.
>>25033933
What are the other filters?
Is senpai/fampai a filter for anything?
>>25043841
theres also go back to reddit fliter, for faggots like you
>>25042051
Are we?
Women are pretty easy. I still waste hours reading manga and browsing 4chan.
>>25043928
That's a very harsh post, but I shall accept it with humility.
>>25043242
nice post friendo
>I have no clue what to call a room with old furniture, old books and a 12 grand piano, so we will go with formal entertaining room.
flawless
>I am simultaneously experiencing the best feeling of my life with the worst
again, creeping feminism.
and I say this a /spoiler/self-identified male feminist/spoiler/. feminism simply has to be back-burner'd during sex
great thread senpai
inb4
>normie
fuck you i'm still depressed.
>>25043678
I got a little hard reading this. well put.
>>25043253
>I have no face and I must REEEEEEEEE
>>25037439
Death grip is fixable
>death grip fap for years
>somehow stumble into having a gf
>it is impossible for her to make me cum with blowjobs or handjobs, she isn't bad at them and they feel great but she just can't make me cum
>always have to finish myself off when fucking
>she feels self-conscious about it, thinks she is doing something wrong or that I'm not that attracted to her
>she goes out of town for a couple weeks to help her sister after she (the sister) has her first kid
>decide to nofap the entire time she is gone in the hopes of fixing my dick
>avoid fapping while she is out of town
>first night she is back she is sucking my dick
>after maybe a minute I spray an ocean of cum down her throat
>she's really happy that she can finally get me off
>after that she purposely tried to get me to cum as fast as possible and jokingly teased me about it
>eventually get to the point where I can control when I cum without needing to finish myself off
>we break up and I immediately go back to death grip fapping
tldr do nofap for a couple weeks and your death grip will be gone
>Tfw there's no real point in coming to r9k anymore
There was a type of novelty in talking to social outcasts and virgins. You could have interesting discussions about women, life, and society without the empty platitudes and opinions. I feel like discussions with normal people is so sequestered. You're allowed to talk in a tiny box and if you go outside it's "OMG YOU RACIST/MISOGYNIST/LOSER'.
>b-but echo chamber
You normies have thousands of echo chambers. Virgins only had one. The day this board was mentioned on the news was the fucking END.
>>25033762
Is that shit even over 18? I wouldn't tap it either way, but she looks very young to me.
>>25045759
I agree.
There was a period before the word c.uck was ever used on this board where it was just outcasts and losers and you could actually voice radical opinions and not have them immediately disregarded.
Of course there was shitposting as well but that's better than:
>How much sex have you guys had
>Man sex is so good
>My gf broke up with me :(((
>There aren't any actual robots here right?
>Girl here
>>25037148
Bio battery is unlikely as there are better sources of electricity that don't require nearly as much input, though being made dumber because a portion of your brain is being used as part of a distributed processing center would be plausible with the right technology.
>>25033762
it's pretty fucking hot when the girl is into it. nothing like a qt3.14 begging you to paint her face as she lovingly strokes your dick.
on the other hand if it's some prude who's grossed out by cum and is just letting you do it because you begged or whatever it's pretty lame
>all these people saying it sucks
Maybe if you're fat with the body of a water bed and have zero stamina.
If you haven't had /fit/ sex, then you are essentially a virgin.
>>25043242
That reminds me of my first blowjob, though my ex wasn't rich. We had sex already at this point, but she really wanted to blow me and I was putting it off because of Fordyce spots (didn't know what they were at the time, only knew it couldn't be an std). Anyway:
>In my living room in the middle of the night and she asks to blow me
>I finally agree because the anxiety was getting old
>feels amazing, but not sure of tongue ring
>inexperienced, I barely whisper "I'm gonna...c-c-cum".
>She keeps going. Must not have heard me.
>Say it louder and more confidently this time
>She redoubles her efforts and starts throating me
>I cum the hardest I ever have and likely ever will
>She slows down a bit and expertly rides the orgasm to completion without making it uncomfortable, swallowing everything
>Suddenly she gets into it again
>I'm not ultra-sensitive post-orgasm (at that point in my life, I could go 3 or 4 times in a row with little discomfort) so it's appreciated
>she starts sucking really hard and I cum again, but this time it hurts.
>feel like I've been drained by a vampire and it feels amazing
>never get a bj from her again
To be fair, I farted early in the bj because I was really surprised by how good it felt after sex with condor felt amazing to nuveau nonvirgin me. I was relaxed and ripped a really nasty fart and she ignored it/kept right on trucking.
>>25043678
I'm almost always physically restraining my wife when I'm cumming in her. Every time I have to refrain from choking the life out of her, or crushing bones with my bare hands. She loves the domination, but I'm not sure she's aware how close I am to letting go and breaking something every time. I have just enough willpower and presence of mind mid orgasm to prevent that from happening, but only just. If I ever found myself as a rapist, it would probably be a pretty brutal murder too, all because I go caveman mid-orgasm. Is that fucked up?
>>25033762
It would have been better if my glasses were on and I could have seen more than a blur.
so kind of disappointing.
>>25033762
>Is it actually satisfying from a sexual point of view
No, those billions of people who have done it over and over again their whole lives are just kidding themselves, congrats, you figured out the secret, random internet loser!
>>25045759
The novelty of the foul bachelor frog wore off really quickly. It all just becomes the same pissing contest, only the target is yourself rather than each other. One dimensional as fuck, rather than just a bunch of weirdos telling stories, regardless of sexual prowess. Fuck victim culture and fuck crybullies. Fuck normies too. If you truly don't fit in anywhere, you're sure as fuck doing a good job adapting to the pepe "robot" culture, you fallacious frogs.
This is why you're not on Wizardchan, instead. You just want a place to fit in, rather than celebrate uniqueness, but you're not actually as bad as you want everyone to think and you still want that normie feeling without all the calories. Fucking poserboard /r9k/ has become.
>>25033812
>>25033854
>>25033874
>>25036349
>being this beta
if you make her cum shell praise your cock she will love to be covered in your cum, so happy about it that it will be sexy and you will enjoy the view, both smiling because of the good sex
>>25033762
25yo virgin
at this point i just want to atleast fuck a fatty with a condom
>>25033762
Does this girl count? I came in her face pretty hard
>>25049222
WTF THAT IS MY GF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
FUCK
>>25047839
Im blinded from all your projecting
>>25043841
n i g g e r = roodypoo
f a g g o t = candy-ass
f b i = 4chan Party Van
>>25049587
I thought nigger was still uncensored here
Typing that out now to test it because roodypoo is the funniest thing ever, and I actually remember those filters the first time.
I do it with my girl friend who has a baby face. Its very satisfying, especially when i blow a huge load and completely cover it. the last time i fucked her real hard doggy then pulled out and pinned her face down and glazed her... she said, ' woa thats a lot," took some pics and she cleaned it off. it all depends man.. my chick is into that shit.. ive also fucked random chicks off tinder and from the bar and blew on their faces..still satisfying.
>>25047942
>if you make her cum shell praise your cock she will love to be covered in your cum, so happy about it that it will be sexy and you will enjoy the view, both smiling because of the good sex
says the man who lives through women.
you are the best beta in this thread
>>25049587
nigger faggot fbi tbqh
OP what is the girls first name in your first post...
Im 99% sure i know her
