How does this make you feel femanons? Do you want babies of your own?
"Fembots" real
Trying to get Normie women to post in your thread because your so desperate for roasty vagina when you can easily go and fap to porn
>>25033060
getting pregnant is not a difficult task.
>>25033060
Certainly not for like the next 15 years if ever...
Most roasties will say no since most people are very young here, but they closer they get to their 30's the more the biological imperative will make itself known.
I want to adopt
>tfw guy, want kids
>she'll just leave and take them away anyway
>they will have shit lives because welcome to sodom
>decide its best if they never exist
>>25033382
>Having kids when you're 40
have fun either with birth defects or the sad feeling over never having had kids and the angst over your biological clock.
>>25033718
>these fucking feels
>>25033060
No and sadly doctors aren't as willing to sterilize girls as they guys. I really wanna get my tubes tied
>>25033718
If you pushed people out of your asshole, wouldn't you get pissed if the idiot that wasn't involved in the hell that isnpregnancy, birth and feeding took them away? This is one more reason I'm not having kids, I don't need a guy that's only involvement was to jizz in me trying to claim he has equal rights to our little shits
>>25033908
haha fuck off you stupid fucking roastie
You're an entitled child to treat children like property and to be foolish enough to think that having a father isn't important
>>25033734
I'm a guy so I can get pregnant forever. Also, if it's too late, you can always do the right thing and adopt.
Pregnancy is a major fear of mine.
If I ever decide I want to parent, I plan on adopting.
>own
You don't own kids. They belong to everyone and should be raised by the state in the best possible conditions carefully crafted by experts.
>>25034052
Pussy. Because of the pain? One little pricklet and you won't feel shit. It will be like taking a crap with the other hole.
>>25034070
yes like in sparta. build a pitt too. only pitts live.
>>25033908
>Childbirth is painful.
>Therefore I own people!
...
3/10 bait.
>bringing someone into this disgusting hateful world
>>25034076
not because of pain, because a lot of women in my family have nearly died of complications resulting from pregnancy. I'm not risking that just for a kid with my genes.
>>25034143
Pussy. It will be romantic like in Star Wars. The guy will turn evil tryna save ya. Happy endings.
>>25034143
Adopting is good though. I'm a guy and I wouldn't want to deal with the diaper phase so adopting would be neat for me, preferably a kid who is 2 or max 3yo so it doesn't remember the adoption phase. Then again I'd be interested in experiencing pregnancy and childbirth as a female, but that probably stems from my perversion regarding shoving obscenely large silicon objects up my ass.
I wish to have a child someday but the thought that it could be physically deformed or have a mental disability terrifies me.
>>25034170
Padme died though
BECAUSE Anakin was evil
there was nothing romantic about episode III
>>25034232
Yeah, skipping the diaper phase is another good reason to adopt. I've met lots of adopted people and asked them about it and they all seem to have had good experiences and little trouble bonding with their new parents even when adopted around age 4 or 5 so I'm pretty happy.
>>25033060
Yes. As soon as reasonable.
>>25033060
I want to have around 20 children. I don't understand why some people don't want any children at all
>>25034232
I wish everybody didn't have this stigma against adopting older kids(4-12). I was so lucky to be adopted when I was 8. True, older kids come with a bit more baggage - but does that mean they deserve love less? It makes me sad thinking about how many older kids never get adopted because people want the young kids.
>>25034232
You can adopt mine. I hate older children but I love little babies.
>>25034680
>True, older kids come with a bit more baggage
My online friend was adopted when she was 6 and she suffers from schizophrenia and has been NEET for almost 15 years now. Her a few years younger sister is just fine.
>>25033688
>but they closer they get to their 30's the more the biological imperative will make itself known.
I wonder what that's like. I've known women who were staunchly against children, then when they hit around 29-30 they started slowly admiring children and languishing their prior opinions on them.
Does it feel like blood rushing to the head or something? What's that even like.
I'm 27 and I don't know that I exactly want babies but I definitely want to love someone, care for them, do everything I can to please them and make them happy and make sure that they're doing their best for themselves and are on course for where they want to be. I want to be beside someone I love, who needs my love, who feels the weight and pressure come off when we're together, who is soothed by my love and presence and is comforted by the fact that he has someone with whom he is secure and that no flaws in his nature will crumble a strong foundation like ours. That he doesn't need to be perfect, or be anything at all, that he can just be and that is enough for me to love him. I want him to feel incredulous relief at this fact and for it to fill his heart with love and the desire to be a good and better man, so that he doesn't hurt me, ruin what we have, or sabotage himself. I want it to be mutually beneficial. I want to hold each other, I want to argue about stupid things, I want to talk about everything from nonsense to the things that really matter to us, I want to challenge his views and watch him come alight with passion as he establishes within himself exactly what he feels and shows me how much he means it. I want to cry and be comforted by him, I want him to feel safe to cry with me, and allow me to comfort him.
I want to love someone earnestly and with all of my heart. I want him to love me as well. I want it to lead naturally to the desire to be and stay together forever, and eventually consider children, or for them to just happen. I also have a crazy interest in lactation, pregnancy, and all sorts of play involving that kind of thing. From role playing his mommy to pretending he's impregnated me against my will, he's trapping me into being his slave forever and he's going to keep me pregnant until nobody can recognize me without a big swollen belly, doing weird stuff with my body, him teasing me about getting fat, all kinds of dumb stuff.
fuck no. I don't like babies (or people in general) and I would rather kill myself than get fat.
>>25033842
>No and sadly doctors aren't as willing to sterilize girls as they guys. I really wanna get my tubes tied
that's fucked up.
To put into perspective, most men don't talk about wanting to get a vasectomy. Even the men who hate children still understand the point of having them.
>>25034932
> I also have a crazy interest in lactation, pregnancy, and all sorts of play involving that kind of thing. From role playing his mommy to pretending he's impregnated me against my will, he's trapping me into being his slave forever and he's going to keep me pregnant until nobody can recognize me without a big swollen belly, doing weird stuff with my body, him teasing me about getting fat, all kinds of dumb stuff.
Marry me.I don't really wanna get married legally but you know
>>25034918
That's my case.
A lot of it has to do with how I viewed motherhood. I used to think it was something that would tie you down forever to a life of wiping poo and feeding ungrateful little cunts. But now, I've got a bunch of friends that have children and it's nice to see how kids see everything for the first time and marvel at the world, or stop to look at some bumblebee you no longer care about. They can be very grateful and nice, you can make them happy with the smallest things and when they like you most are very overt and honest about it, they kind of grab your leg and don't let go. When they say you're the bestest babysitter in the whole wide world, they mean it, and it does make me feel all happy and mushy inside.
I still can't stand loud or impolite children though.
And as for the biological imperative, I think I got fucked up by the impreg fantasies on this mongolian ceramic painting image board.
>>25034647
Be my fucking wife please
>male
>kissless virgin
>want kids
>had a dream today about the most adorable girl ever not letting me go save the world form an evil organization
>daddy don't go
>hug her
>leave her behind with her mom
>go kick ass
it hurts senpais
>>25035159
>And as for the biological imperative, I think I got fucked up by the impreg fantasies on this mongolian ceramic painting image board.
You sound like a really good person to me. I think you could have luck finding what you want if you look in the right place. Most girls actually like theimpregnation/creampie against willand I am, too (as a dude).
Children are pretty awesome. I have a two nieces and a nephew; without them I wouldn't quite understand what the fuss is about kids.
When people say that children are innocent, it's a sincere statement. They're normally wobbling around discovering the universe in their pea-sized bodies like little astronauts exploring a far away planet. It's adorable.There's a girl I like who is 24 and doesn't want kids. It really kills feels, but I'm hoping she'll change her mind eventually
>If children were brought into the world by an act of pure reason alone, would the human race continue to exist? Would not a man rather have so much sympathy with the coming generation as to spare it the burden of existence, or at any rate not take it upon himself to impose that burden upon it in cold blood?
>Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies In Pessimism: The Essays
>>25035317
>Studies In Pessimism
Context clues.
Apply optimism directly to the forehead.
>>25035270
I was hell-bent on not wanting them at 24 and even went to a few doctors to ask about getting my tubes tied, I am so glad I didn't. She will probably change her mind but you might have to wait years.
As for looking in the right places, I suppose you'll tell me this place isn't the right one.
Also patrician-tier fetish, even if I say so myself.
>>25035385
>I suppose you'll tell me this place isn't the right one.
HonestlyI've been on r9k for four years. This is a really great place for like-minded people to exchange information. Especially if they're a bit on the eccentric side. I've found a lot of people who are searching for what they want will look for it here. Sometimes people will find just that.
It is patrician. Plays along into the milf fetish which follows soon afterwards.
There is no greater red flag for women than saying she never wants kids.
I think its the only immediate disqualifier.
And I don't even want kids for another 5-10 years.
>want kids
>doing a STEM PhD
>come from broken family, don't want that for my kids
>going to be moving around a bunch with future jobs/want to travel
>implying any dude would compromise to follow me around while I become a famous lady scientist
where do i find a highly intelligent mature dude that shares my interests, wants a family and doesn't mind me being better than them
>>25035668
>highly intelligent
Probably average
>shares my interests
Maybe
>wants a family and doesn't mind me being better than them
This I do fit
>>25035668
>a highly intelligent mature dude
You'd have to define what you mean before you could figure out where to find them. What is your idea of intelligent or mature?
>implying any dude would compromise to follow me around while I become a famous lady scientist
You know there are men that would, mainly the desperate ones, but your personality would have to be a bit more than a STEM PhD, even though that is pretty cool.
What kind of scientist?
>tfw wanna get tubes tied
>tfw can't because doctors literally will not allow it
>tfw you have to have two kids and be over a certain age to get them tied
it's fucking stupid. I wanna get them tied and I'm not allowed.
Makes me want to get sterilised.
I'm too educated to be some generic breeding sow; I'll leave that shit to the women with no ambition or prospects.
I fucking hate children, I had to take care of two younger brothers since I was fucking four and my parents were abusive to me on top of that. I had a shitty and poor childhood.
I can't wait to graduate, become a wageslave, and spend all my money on myself and my partner only.
Children aren't cute nor do I want to spend more of my life taking care of them. The only way I'd even consider it is if I'm making 200000 a year and I can basically hire someone to raise the kid.
>>25035788
>I'm too educated to be some generic breeding sow
>Not being intelligent enough to see the value of co-mingling and spreading your superior genes.
okay.
>>25034170
>It will be romantic
This. There's nothing more romantic than watching a woman have her vagina widened with scissors and no anaesthetic before she bleeds and poops all over the baby she and her husband will resent for the damage done to her body.
>>25035668
I will be your stay at home husband, anonette
As long as you show me some affection every once in a while
I'm intelligent but uneducated, an ignoramus in fact.
I feel confused as to why they chose and average or ugly-ish baby for the right who doesn't look like the "mom" model.
I don't get pangs of maternalism from babies, but very much so with toddlers. Those little buggers running around, trying to learn whatever they can are so cute, and I just want one to take to the park and every museum in town.
Babies feel like something you just have to put up with until you have a real thinking tiny person to share your life with.
>>25034862
One case does not equal them all.
>>25035861
You do realize that the doctors often sew the vagina back (and I forget what they call the procedure, but they're essentially as tight as they were to begin with, in some cases tighter).
>>25035861
I really want them, and if part of having children means her body will change, even forever, then I'll still want her like that and a kid, rather than a girl with a great body and no kid.
>>25035788
Then why aren't you sterilized(yes, with a Z darling) yet?
>>25035903
Scar tissue doesn't feel the same, and elasticity can't be completely repaired even with kegels, then of course there's all the other shit like stretch marks, desensitised nipples and all the psychological conditions like post-partum depression and the fact that she'll remember the trauma and lose her sex drive
>in some cases tighter
That's only if they need a section removed instead of just a cut
Don't have kids, kids.
>>25035778
I guess intelligent enough to be entertaining and witty, and keep up when I want to talk about complex stuff.
I do computational biology. My personality is pretty good I think, and I'm not hideous. I can get the kinds of guys I want (even ones out of my league), but none of them want to settle down. One guy left me because he thought he'd met me too soon and wanted to sleep around while he was young (I mean, fair enough but he still insisted I was his soulmate or some shit).
Seems endemic in not-boring 20-something guys with something going for them. I want to hook up now and play that house of cards power couple long game.
>>25035997
>Don't have kids
Kids will always be had. Not everyone is selfishly scoffing at the idea of 'destroying their body'.
>>25035857
I'll donate my eggs so others can receive my superior Aryan genetics and raise the brats for me.
Problem solved.
>>25035986
Because I don't fancy living on hormones for the rest of my life and I don't intend to ever got pregnant so it's never going to be an issue for me.
>>25033060
Yes. Badly. But I recognize that I am a genetically inferior female and wouldn't want to burden any child with my bad genes. In my ideal scenario, I would get a nice husband and have one of my sisters donate eggs to me. I'll just lie and tell them I'm infertile (considering the other genetic misfortunes that have landed on my shoulders, nobody would doubt it).
Of course that'll never happen since I can't get a man to stick around after he's sobered up, so I'll have to just settle with being the nice aunt who everyone suspects is gay or something. I hope my sisters have big families, one's 27 and has two daughters and is pregnant with a son, I look after them any chance I get. They're the best thing in my life right now and I spend hours looking for craft projects and fun things to do with them. They're pure magic because they don't understand that I'm ugly yet. One day I imagine they will and they'll abandon me like everyone else. That's why I hope my sisters just have a steady chain of production on the baby side.
>>25036180
>I am a genetically inferior female
Explain ps
>>25035159
I have enough nephews and nieces to have experienced that. Children can be lovely. Their innocence, playfulness, their genuine interest in learning the world, language, just general people things. It's heartwarming. Of course, that's just all the good things. As a parent you'd obviously need to go through so much more, not all of it as fun, but from what I've seen so far I think it's worth it.
>>25036035
>One guy left me because he thought he'd met me too soon and wanted to sleep around while he was young (I mean, fair enough but he still insisted I was his soulmate or some shit)
Really bizarre.
>I do computational biology.
whew, you're not a light-weight in the realm of science then.
I hate to break it to you, but what you want might be hard to attain. Some of what you want can contradict with what you're looking for, heavily.
Intelligence, quick wit, sure; those are things that a person can have every now and again, but for them to be in any position of power or wealth (on top of intelligence) and be willing to settle down?
You'd have to look towards the 35+ age bracket. The only people who will be willing to compromise would be the ones that are 'inferior' to you.
You probably have a long, frustrating, dating history of looking for something you want and then finding out it's not that person. Also, there is a strong chance of idolatry, given the fact you sound like you want to be entertained by them as well (and women who want entertainment from a dulled man will seek it someplace else).
>>25036217
>idolatry
promiscuity.
>>25033060
Only with the right man.
>>25036180
what genetic misfortunes are we talking?
>sort of want kids
>it will never happen due to eternal no gf
>some days I hear the local kids laughing and running around
>brings a sad smile to my face
>>25036217
I'm not even asking for rich or whatever, I'd just like them to have a job or vague idea of what they want to do in life.
>You probably have a long, frustrating, dating history of looking for something you want and then finding out it's not that person.
>You'd have to look towards the 35+ age bracket.
yep, that's been my thinking. c'est la vie. bring on the cats.
>>25036452
>>25036035
>>25035668
You sound great
Too bad I'm such shit ;_;
>>25036217
She'll also have to contend with the fact that most intelligent guys have been redpilled at some point so settling down becomes far less likely unless you snag one of them before he had a run in with roasties.
>>25036452
>yep, that's been my thinking. c'est la vie. bring on the cats.
I wouldn't give up just yet. I think you can find what you're looking for. Since you're willing to compromise (which, in the end, isn't compromise) and go with the inferior partner, you've increased your chances.
My only question is this:
If your job requires travel, how would your husbando have a job?
There's a market for what you're looking for, but they're not going to be wealthy. You can find a good looking guy who's a bit quick-witted, maybe even intelligent as well, who would be faithful to you. They're just more likely to be more plain, less expressive in attire. Also, probably having their head stuck in a science fiction novel rather than the stock exchange.
Of course, you'd also have to understand the ups and downs of long term relationships, but if you can handle it, it exists.
On the off chance you do find that person, it's going to be something miniscule that will escalate your encounter, like a niche hobby or appreciation for biology.
You can meet a person like this through most of your traditional venues for interaction. You just have to keep a keen eye out for it.I'm going to keep smoking weed and feelspamming like a degenerate, feel free to talk about cool stuff in computational biology. Science is always awesome.
Also, would computational biology eventually include cybernetic technology or is that something that would be separate entirely?
>>25035788
>I'm too educated to be some generic breeding sow
>>25033060
Why aren't the babies black...
Why would I want some snot-nosed brat who gives me stretch marks and wastes all my resources, so then they could say they hate me?
>tfw you want to get your tubes tied so bad.
>>25036844
Back to >>>/tv/ Louis
>pic very related bloxxxx
>had a great father, no mother in the picture because she was an incredible alcoholic
>her absence/trying to kill me drunk driving when she did see me has left me unable to connect with women
>all I ever wanted was to be a good father like my father was to me
>can't do that without connecting romantically with a woman
>don't want to adopt as I want biological kids
FUCK
what do?
>>25033060
pregnancy is miserable. puking daily for months. then having to pee super often because a baby is literally sitting on your bladder. then either pushing the baby out of your vag OR dealing with a huge incision on your belly. while it's healing you aren't even allowed to lift your baby because it could tear the stitches.
you also bleed like a period for six to eight weeks after birth and its very heavy. urinary incontinence is pretty dang common after birth too.
>>25036886
are you the same faggot that puts bloxxxx after every unoriginal post you make? if so fuck off because i hate you
>>25033908
>giving birth is painful
Passing a kidney stone as a male is much worse. Get the fuck out of here you roastie slut. I hope you choke to death on Chad's cum the next time you swallow it.
>>25036860
White women are meant for black men, though...
>>25036981
>being this new bloxxxxx
>>25037011
i still hate you
>>25036981
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time. Blox.
>>25036981
Get 4chan X or equivalent and add this to the filter:
/bloxx+/i;boards:r9k
>>25036935
And you could have vaginal tearing and if you have a c-section you might have to deal with your fucking abs splitting in two, fuck that.
>>25036726
not fussy about nerds, or ugly people. just have to be interesting.
used to know a female scientist with a graphic designer boyfriend that worked from home and made her sushi lunches. that was a pretty perfect sitch. i could conceivably work from home too eventually. I'm sure something will work out, but I'm enjoying being bitter.
no cybernetic stuff, but we have a dna sequencing machine the size of a candy bar that you plug into your usb that's pretty cool. i used to work in a lab that had a thing that would print programmed functional protein molecules.home for christmas, no weed. ):
>>25036726
Let it go anon. This kind of woman will never be happy in a relationship because the needs of her lifestyle will always be at odds with her desires. She'll always crave a dominant and superior male to sweep her off her feet while pretending she's willing to settle for less. If she actually gets less, she'll hate him. And a guy who's better wouldn't put up with having to be in her frame.
>>25037338
>no cybernetic stuff, but we have a dna sequencing machine the size of a candy bar that you plug into your usb that's pretty cool.
In the 80s-90s, DNA sequencing was hardly even viable. It's hard to believe we went from large machines to something as tiny as that. Not to mention the possible accuracy. You know some pretty cool stuff about DNA, I bet, if you work with sequencing machines.
I've never heard of a machine that could print programmed functional protein molecules. I can't even fathom how it would operate.That's unfortunate. It helps alleviate bitterness tremendously B(
Out of curiosity, what're the most fascinating things you know about DNA?
>>25037545
I know people that spent whole PhDs sequencing single genes by counting bands on gel plates. I've not touched a sequencer, I just handle the output, make databases and networks etc based on whatever the lab geeks submit.
DNA sequencing in the current sense where we can get genomes in hours only came out in my final year of undergrad. It's hot shit right now.
The machine was a robot that would drop a modified amino acid and chemicals on a membrane, a reaction would occur that would add one amino acid onto the proteins, which attached to a tiny membrane, then it would wash off again. It could print like 20k individual proteins on a few inches square. They were only ~30 residues long but we could use them to investigate protein-protein binding. Extremely expensive.
Epigenetics is definitely my favorite DNA thing. Markers added on DNA that don't change the code but change what your body does with it, can be inherited (sometimes) and created in response to the environment. Traumatic childhood events can permanently alter how genes involved in stress in the brain are used, links to obesity. Really complex stuff and is behind a bunch of diseases and biology we didn't understand until recently.
http://www.news.leiden.edu/news/dutch-hunger-winter.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histone_code
>ywn marry a scientist and be her stay at home trophy husband
>>25033060
Reproducing is morally wrong.
>>25038009
It's not wrong if you have a black man's babies since he is an underprivileged class and it is your duty as a warrior for social justice to breed with him...
>>25037947
>Markers added on DNA that don't change the code but change what your body does with it, can be inherited (sometimes) and created in response to the environment. Traumatic childhood events can permanently alter how genes involved in stress in the brain are used, links to obesity. Really complex stuff and is behind a bunch of diseases and biology we didn't understand until recently.
There's a book I read a long while back by Hans Hass called the Human Animal. It's interesting because he discusses this exact thing. Hereditary alterations to genetics based on encounters (or in this case, traumatic events). He was emphatic about stating that it played a vital role in evolution of all creatures, including humans.
>The machine was a robot that would drop a modified amino acid and chemicals on a membrane, a reaction would occur that would add one amino acid onto the proteins, which attached to a tiny membrane, then it would wash off again.
Wow, so it was a robot that would fractionate fresh molecules? Who comes up with things like that? Are you wanting to create a breakthrough science like that?I'm going to check those links so I might be reading in another tab
>>25038055
They're underprivileged for good reason.
>>25033718
>you will never be the provider for a nuclear family
>your loyal, cotton dress wearing wife wont stay at home and look after the house and kids while you work
>you won't get home, exhausted from digging coal with a pickaxe with your best m8s to a warm armchair, tea laid out on the table and a fire burning while your dog brings your slippers and children tell you about what they learned at school
>you will never find contentment in this way of life
>you will get married to a woman just looking for a provider
>you will be married for a few miserable years, have a spoilt daughter who will get a black tyrone bf
>you wife will decide to leave you
>she will clean you out, take everything and you will get the blame
Fuck feminism, fuck progressivism and fuck women.
>>25038234
Racism is not okay...
you need to let them breed you to make up for it...
>>25038248
both sets of my grandparents lived this lifestyle. it's really not worth pining for.
>>25033060
Not a woman
As a male why would I ever want kids? literally little shits that you legally have to pay for 18 years
Jesus christ m8
>>25038406
passing on superior genes, creating life in your image, living forever by proxy, something something
I always thought it was just women pressuring men into it, but apparently the need for an heir is strong enough to convince the vast majority of men to throw their lives away and believe anyone who doesn't is defective.
>>25038537
>creating life in your image
Normies literally admitting to a god complex
pretty fucking arrogant
>>25038136
Epigenetics correlates with a lot of old unsubstantiated ideas like lamarckism. Hass seems like a kook.
The robot didn't fractionate stuff. It was like a bunch of needles that dripped chemicals on. Confusingly, there are lots of fractionation machines (I have used several types of these, v cool). They're mostly the biotech people, engineers, physicists chemical engineers that make the kit, the biologists/biochem people do shit like make custom GMO mice to harvest antibodies from.
>>25038248
The entire idea was to fuck women, yes.
I want a robot to get me pregnant.
I'm meeting up IRL soon with this guy I met here in 2009.
He has an impregnation fetish and I want a baby. I'm going to let him fuck me while I'm pregnant too. It's pretty exciting.
>>25038717
Can I take his place?
>>25038745
You'd probably think I was ugly or something anyways.
>>25039123
Proofs? Post pic
>>25038597
Makes sense that machines of that nature would me more focused in other areas. Fractionation is typically exemplified as a chemical/cellular process. For some reason my mind was imagining it that way, though.
I didn't read much of Hass, but he seemed relatively level headed in his book. Not exactly as profound and in-detail as you would probably like, but I found it an enjoyable read.I apologize if I'm not really apt for in depth discussion. I'm not really intelligent enough. Makes me genuinely happy, though, to know there are women as intelligent as you. I thought your link on Histone code was fascinating, but I'm more surprised to learn that famine could cause genetic obesity.I might vanish now, but I definitely enjoyed learning a few things from youstay golden
>>25039123
>wanting to pass your ugly genes on to another generation
You are truly evil.
>>25039153
no problem anon, god speed.
>>25039144
>white
>blonde
>kinda tall
>green eyes
>long hairI'm fat anon, people here don't like fatties
>>25039159
He's a qt so really I'm improving my genetics by splicing them with better ones
Its actually getting harder for women to give birth because humans are like getting bigger or some shit.
>want kids
>tfw genetically inferior
I would love to be a mother someday but knowing my family's history it would be inhumane to bring a child into this world from my bloodline. I'll just get a dog like sterile women and hope it satisfies my maternal instinct.
>>25039329
Are you the inbred girl?
>>25034143
That's not going to be a problem with modern medicine. Or maybe you should not pass on bad birthing genes. I just wouldn't want to adopt.
>>25039329
titfeed it from birth or something that might work.
>>25038406
My people are dying out, we've been craftspeople, academics, and artisans for countless generations.
I don't want that to die with me.
And I want the jewel colored eyes of myself and my siblings, our wheat, gold, and auburn hair to be more than a myth in a hundred years from now.
>>25033060
No. If I did want kids, I'd adopt though. Since I don't like the way your body looks after/during pregnancy.
>>25039356
Ok bud
Go cry somewhere else you whiny cunt
>>25039345
I thought this too kek
too bad I'm not your brother anon or we could fuck and make a baby with 8 legs
>>25035229
I'll take things that never happened for 500
>>25039345
No
>>25039355
That won't solve the long line of mental disorders, addiction, and heart related issues that run in my family. We're a very fucked up line that should end.
>>25039476
He said it was a dream anon
>>25039356
you know that black and indigenous people can have green and blue eyes as well as blonde and red hair right?
>>25039495
oh yeah good call, def end yourself
>>25039518
But have they had white skin?
>Checkmate
>>25039623
>white skin is transparent, impractical, and ugly
check my dubz
>>25039518
only rape babies and disgusting abos
>>25034076
The shot doesn't stop all the pain.
>>25034932
What are your thoughts on polygamy?
>>25035780
Doctors are aware that people change their minds and aren't taking even the tiniest risk with any lawsuits.
>>25039906
It's not for me. I don't care what people do but I know myself very well and that wouldn't work for me and I'd end up ruining my own relationship and probably damaging his relationships with anyone else. Everyone would be unhappy, I would be toxic in that kind of situation. I'm a monogamous person, I need someone who is also monogamous. Actually, I'd prefer he's possessive of me and maybe not jealous but just prefers to keep me on a bit of a tight leash so to speak.
>>25036452
Women with graduate degrees do much worse with men than any other female.
>>25037338
So you like the minION, femanon? I really have high hopes for Oxford Nanopore and their technologies. Generally, I really hope it does something to hasten routine full-genome sequencing for use in individual difference genomics (my field). Some of the current research using graphene sheets as nanopores was really getting me excited the other day, as was recent developments in the use of compressive sensing to improve and augment GWAS.
>TFW no sexy biology gf to whisper sweet lectures in my ear about paired-end sequencing and reduction of noise in variant calling algorithms
>>25040061
You could be kept on a real leash.
>>25034932
>>25040061
Would you go for a younger guy :^)
>>25033908
Men are expected to care for the child, whether by being there as a father or through child support. In exchange, we get equal rights with you for the child. ~$100,000, which is the cost of raising a child, should be enough to cover that.
>>25033139
okay? your point?
>>25035668
Good for you and all, but I've noticed women go on power trips a lot easier and frequently when given the opportunity.
going by past experiences, you'll be a real bitch
>>25033060
>tfw bf wants to get married and have kids
>tfw I don't
>tfw happy just living life like this with him
>>25036067
>selfishly
As opposed to selfishly having kids to use as an extension of yourself, because "everyones having 'em so i want one too :("?
>>25041434
Have robot babies.
>>25033688
It's like... you realize your womb is empty and unused and you feel like that's /wrong/ and it needs to be corrected right away. It's almost like an ache. If you know what a 'cutegasm' is, it feels almost like sexual frustration, but it's baby frustration. You want a baby in your arms, or in your body, instead of a dick.
And the smaller a baby you see, the more intense of a pang you feel. When it's an older child, you want to take care of them and raise them and be a good influence and shit. Do cute things together. But that's normal for any caregiver who enjoys being around kids.
Baby fever is primal. Women who have it (and no children) objectify babies similar to how men objectify pussy. Now, I'm 18, and my baby fever began fairly recently, but for older women, they feel panic and deep self-hatred for not being able to have a baby right there and now. Compare it to a wizard. He hates himself, and deep down he kinda hates women, but he really fucking wants pussy. That's how some women convince themselves they don't want kids (they don't) but still crave a /baby/. They don't want the commitment, and the baby is attached to the future child, just like pussy is attached to a woman. A baby is pure and sweet and innocent and has no opinions and just feels good to be around. Especially when it's someone else's baby. But later in life, you want a baby of your own, commitment and all because you're past just feeling good around them, and now you're scared of growing old alone.
>>25042566
Women who don't want a baby early in life and then change later on are shit-tier
I already have a baby, he'll be 7 months in a few days. He's a cute.
>>25042681
Post pic of cute babby pls
>>25036035
>>25035668
If only I was in better health I would be all over you. I've actually had a ex who was super smart so I actually have experience with that sorta thing. Granted I'm gonna need to brush up on my biology though.
>>25036452
My ex was in a similar situation until people who knew her intervened on her behalf. Its how we ended up dating actually.
>>25037472
She will either hate him or feel very confused over how she fell for him.
>>25042566
My wife didn't want to have kids before we started talking until I mentioned something sexual about it. And now we have a three year old.
>>25042756
I don't want to post one now that he's older, since now he looks like a people instead of a little blob. He was cute even this small though.
>He'll never be this small again
>No more new baby smell
>Now when I cradle him he tries to crawl up my arm
They get big too fast.
>>25042929
Cute :3
Post moar pls
turned 30 in october.
I do not and never have wanted to have kids.
I have an interest in lactation for fetish reasons, but you don't need to have a baby to produce breastmilk.
>>25042929
I'm masturbating to this.
>>25042929
>new baby smell
literally the smell of shit, farts, barf, and crib head
I've been there
>>25043022
How can I get my gf to lactate without impregnating her?
>>25043063
lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+induce+lactation
It's a process. she'd have to want to do it, you can't make her do it unwillingly.
there are some supplements that can help and even prescription drugs, but the best method is sucking on her tits for at least 5-10m every 4/8 hours, tricking the body into thinking there is a baby sucking on them. Pumps don't work as well as a mouth.
>>25043006
One more from last month. I was enjoying putting stupid hats on him.
>>25043058
I'll take those smells over the grown up poop smell. This kid can stink up a room. But, I'll admit, I liked that crib head smell of their hair when he was little.
>>25043215
He's so cute
>tfw young guy with babby fever
Life is suffering ;_;
>>25043215
Baby fedora tipped, m'lady.
>>25043285
I'm sorry Anon, I hope that you meet someone and when you're old enough have a wee little baby. They're a handful, but they are fun.
>Son recently discovered he can yank my glasses off
I love this little shit.
>>25043285
Omg I want to hug you. How old are you?
>>25043514
I want a bunch of little babbies. They're so cute ;_;
>>2504358519
>>25043215
You child is so perfect, what the HELL. How can he even be such a cutie patoot. Look at his fat lil' babby arms. Please post more, this is the best baby age. He looks like an angel.
>>25042614
I always loved kids, but when I was an early teenager, my parent's marriage went on the rocks, and I had a period of being anti-family values as a whole. Plus, my relationship with my father was strained. I guess my anger at him manifested as a more socially appropriate "I'm never having kids". But everyone who knows me knows I'm obsessed with babies. I don't know what I was thinking, honestly. I was a dumb kid, I'm kinda glad for it actually, because people who love kids like I do, and want them at that age, often end up teen mothers.
>guy
>want kid(s)
>had terrible father, no idea how to interact with children or be a good parent
>desperately want daughter
>afraid of having son, know I would fuck him up awfully
>would probably fuck up daughter too
I think it's best I stay forever alone
>>25042830
What did you mention?
>>25043680
Nobody asked for your life story anon
>>25043622
He's a good baby, fast learner. He loves empty cups and mimicking drinking. I actually keep an empty Powerade bottle for him to play with.
>>25043614
I want at least one more, I'd like a girl (although they seem more like a challenge) but I'd be happy with another boy. Don't want one until he's at least out of diapers. You still have lots of time to have lots of babies.
>>25043917
I know, but I that doesn't make it any easier ;_;
>>25043697
Cumming deep in her womb.
>>25043917
Girls are calmer they say. At least when young.
>>25044553
I've heard that as well, and that they hit their milestones faster - I was thinking more the outfit maintenence and dealing with all three extra bells and whistles. Plus, I've heard it can be pretty nightmarish changing them since the poop gets everywhere.
I don't feel envy, if that's what you're reaching for.
Especially not babies. Babies and small children don't interest me and never have. I'm approaching 25 and no change in sight. The idea of devoting all my time and money to another human being that may grow up to be a complete fuck up isn't something I'm interested in.
Also I don't like the idea of ruining my body for children. I'm good without a cavernous vagina or saggy tits.
>>25043917
Aaawwww. He's so precious. How old is he?
>>25034070
yes, relinquish control of all life to the overlords
they know and want the best for you. always.
>>25045630
....your body was made to carry children fellow femanon.
>>25046026
Carry my children not-fellow-male-anon
Feels bad tbqh
I am a failure and probably couldn't get pregnant even if I were married because of my age
>>25046106
>there are women in their 50's on this board
>>25046061
That's one of the few lewd phrases that bypass my rationality radar. Don't tempt me, roboboy.
>>25046174
>Don't tempt me, roboboy
But I will tempt you robogirl.
We can have lotsor a little if that's what you prefer :^)
>>25046026
And humans were also made to have wisdom teeth, which somehow fuck everything up.
My body listens to my brain, thankfully.
>tfw always wanted kids
>just hit 23
>the urge is only increasing and increasing
I WANT A BABY /R9K/
SOMEONE MARRY ME AND PUT A BABY IN ME
I WILL BE A GOOD WIFE AND MOTHER I PROMISE.
>>25046225
We're now married femanon
>>25046225
I would, but you're older and prob more well off than me
>>25046237
You won't regret it Anon.
I'll cook and clean and when you get home from work I'll make snacks you can have while playing video games with our little boy or girl.
>male
>want a large family
>at least 7 kids but ideally 10 or 11
So how can I get a woman to put with pregnancy after 3 kids?
>>25046347
>tfw this isn't really happening
>>25033060
>tfw 30 in a few months
>spent the better part of my twenties raising my uncle children with my mom
i think i'm good off kids and shit now.
>>25046364
Polygamy? Become a Mormon?
>>25046225
W-Where do you live? Pls respond.
>>25046369
I know.
I know.
>>25046364
do you even know what happens to a vagina after that many kids? shit son. good luck.
>>25046411
C-Contact maybe pls
>>25046410
Australia.
I'm using OKCupid right now. It seems ill-advised to show my full baby crazy on there.
>>25046433
There's not an contact info I'd feel right giving out. Baby crazy isn't a trait I'd want associated with any email I have.
tfw I have to waste money going to university because wanting to be a wife and mother instead is an invalid life goal to have.
Thanks feminism. Thanks a lot.
>>25045641
He'll be 7 months on Sunday.
>>25045630
>I don't like the idea of ruining my body for children. I'm good without a cavernous vagina or saggy tits.
Surprisingly my vagina came out of this ordeal fairly intact (still an innie, not any looser, just feels weirdly smooth inside now), however your tits are pretty much doomed if you breastfeed. I expected the sagging, not the huge areolas.
The rest of your post is valid, it's a big commitment I can see why people wouldn't want to. Truthfully, my son was hardly planned and I intended to be childless. I don't regret keeping him (his dad and I have been together nearly 10 years so we weren't against a huge commitment) but there are times I wish I could just sit in front of the computer for hours drawing. There are a lot of good feelings and special moments that I have a hard time putting in to words (like the that first smile and laugh) but it'd be a lie to say I don't miss buying figures all the time and video games.
>>25033060
I always wanted a white little boy who I could show the world and who just looked at me and loved me. I would help him achieve his dreams and keep him healthy in all aspects.
Too bad I'm not white, I'm a filthy shitskin, I don't want to raise more fucking disgusting shitskins in this world. So no I don't want any babies. I hate shitskins by default, I've seen first hand at how the people of my ethnic background behave, and it's atrocious. They look atrocious too.
>>25046488
>tfw you love Australian accents
O-Ok
>>25046488
Why are all the decent females on this board from that fucking deserted island in the middle of nowhere, meanwhile every woman from the US, one of the most populous countries in the world, don't believe in having children, getting married, or monogamy?
>>25046206
I want 3-5. An odd number. That way, if one of them is introverted, there will be another sibling to bond with.
>>25047168
While I want more that's acceptable
>>25035668
Lower them standards roastie and you might get what you want.
>>25047168
>>25046364
I think you need to lower it to a time frame.
Like, 3 in 10 years might be doable. Can't just say 7, you'd never be out of pregnancy. Next 10 years another 3 would be doable.
Have to marry young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88KvIVZ2xhc
When your daughter tells you this, what happens?
>>25047411
Laugh because I'm not an autist that can't into bullshit
>>25036987
...and passing a kidney stone as a female is less painful?
>>25035317
If the world is good and people are pure, then children should be brought into it.
If the world is bad and people are unpure, the pure ones must slaughter the umpure so that the unpure cannot bring themselves into the world (reproduce).
This is the logic behind the Third Reich and eugenics in general.
The problem is the unpure are putting up a serious fight, they don't want to go...
...but one day, we'll make them.
![FeQKxeU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JyXGHR9.jpg "FeQKxeU[1].jpg")
>>25033060
the more i look at cute baby pictures, the more I want one
problem is I am the least responsible person I know, and I also dislike toddlers and have a burning hate for kids in school years.
Mostly though, when reading about how shitty people's kids are, I just want one to kind of prove I would be a better parent than all the fucking soccer moms around, at least my little shit would know right from wrong
>>25034932
I need a woman like this.
>tfw 21 yr old kissless gfless virgin
>>25046118
You do know 30s are considered advanced maternal age, right? Fertility drops dramatically starting at 25. Don't delude yourself and try to have autistic old people babies
>>25046587
I'm in the US, what state are you in anon (original comment just in case)
>>25048481
Why? Are you a girl?New York state either way
>>25048464
>Fertility drops dramatically starting at 25.
It actually starts to drop at 30 then completely plummets at 35.
My fellow anons, what is with the whole baby/child hating meme? I can understand not wanting responsibility, or finding some kids annoying, but why would people resort to saying that they hate children and babies in general? I feel like it's just a way of people making themselves speshul snowflakes by spitting in the face of muh biology. Thoughts?
>>25048763
They're bitter cunts for the most part m8
>>25048763
I actually love children and enjoy hanging out with them. I'm just extremely ugly and no woman wants to be with me.
I've babysat because I'm actually not a fucking pedo scum and have had multiple enjoyable tea parties with little girls. They all just wanted an adult to pay attention to them and since I was getting paid I was fine with it.
I've just accepted that I women hate me but I still love kids. I really wish I could get excited about anything the way that they get excited about everything.
>>25048763
I generally dislike children because I've been a substitue teacher and I know kids are the fucking worst
They're smelly, dirty and rude, self entitled little shits who all think the world revolve around them because thye haven't yet learned that it doesn't.
Also most babies are honestly quite ugly, but people always say they're adorable.
Cute babies and well behaved toddlers/children are alright, I guess
>>25048763
Fat feminists who ruined it for everyone so they have to pretend that it was a good thing.
If women could be honest and say they wanted to be wives and mothers, they could focus on being pretty and motherhood skills instead of being stressed, and putting on weight.
It's why women are so unhappy.
>>25048874
>feminists have lied to woman so hard that they end up forced on antidepressants when they were tricked out of their chance to be happy and fulfilled mothers
When I see a woman in her 30's cradling a rat-dog as her replacement child I always feel sorry for her. She wants a baby, she's always wanted a baby, but she bought into the feminist meme and she's carrying around an unhappy dog as a pitiful replacement.
A woman in her 30's with a rat dog is the equivalent to a fedora fucking an anime pillow. They're just such pitiable losers.
>>25048763
I wouldn't say I hate children, but I don't like being around them for any extended period of time. Kids are just humans that are in the very early stages of development (fucking duh) which means they often act like little shitheads for no reason. Even if they don't, they are liable to get upset at the drop of a hat, which is a big hassle.
If you take out the "Aww, they're so cute" factor they are just stupid and selfish midgets.
>>25039476
It was a dream
I want kids so bad but I'm too afraid I won't be able to provide for them in my current situation
I have 7 cousins the oldest being 10 and the youngest being 2. Taking care of them over the years made me realize how much I want my own family.
Being a kissless virgin doesn't help either
>>25048833
I feel that feel senpai, something about interacting with a little human and seeing them develop just sounds so fun and worth it, even if they are shitty sometimes
>>25048850
This I can totally understand, the most annoying and worst behaved kids must be much more memorable than the quiet well behaved ones, this would probably leave a bad taste in my mouth too
>>25048995
But is them acting like kids really that bad? I feel like the nice times would outweigh the shit times. Plus if what I understand about parenting is right and you are kind to them they will end up being pretty cool humans when they are adults, and it will all be worth it. Just my two cents
>>25048988
I think depressed fat feminists get cats instead.
Every woman wants to get married early 20's, be a housewife and have a baby. The only reason housewives were depressed in the past was cheap black labor made them bored.
Now because of what other women did to them, they have to live in denial. It's so sad.
>>25048874
>>25048988
>>25049224
Now that you guys mention it, there are quite a few older women I know that fall into this depressed older woman with replacement children dogs and cats. I'll never see those women the same desu
>>25049109
>But is them acting like kids really that bad?
Yes.
>Plus if what I understand about parenting is right and you are kind to them they will end up being pretty cool humans
That's what everyone wants. Unfortunately things do not always work out that way. People never really know if they're doing things right until it's too late.
>>25049304
I guess, man. That's a pretty depressing way of looking at it, I can see why you wouldn't want kids
>>25045630
>I'd rather hedonism then a family that will carry on what remains of my accomplishments and myself
this is why western society will die.
I love babies so much but I can't envision a situation in which I'm married and financially stable enough to have one. I'm not 100% sure on my maturity either. It seems like the chances of finding mutual true love are very low so my outlook is pessimistic, and I'm far too happy alone/too scared about 'choosing wrong' to ever get married just to be married. I'm 24, I guess it will get worse as I age and my chances will get lower, but I've already become accustomed to the single life so hopefully I will cope.
At least I'll always have 2D sonfus.
>>25049498
We had a pretty good run. We already used up most of the resources, so the dirty minorities can have our leftovers after we're all dead.
>>25049277
Poor things.
There needs to be an anti-feminism revolution.
It's a shame that places like TRP hate housewives and stay at home moms as much as feminists hate them.
>>25046364
Keep living the dream, my father's parents had FOURTEEN children.
>>25034932
Fucking christ, this was decently intelligent.
Plz kill yourself, I hate women
not particularly.. though if i find the right person-blah blah blah. however cyst filled uteruses run in my family so im probs sol to produce any
>>25034932
and you will marry chad for his money
fuck you
>>25048763
I'm the mom anon from earlier in the thread, back before I had my son I was just sincerely intimidated by kids. When all you ever see is the bad (screaming, tantrums, etc) you assume that they're always like that. Then you spend an excess amount of time with them and realize that, most kids, aren't like that. I try to be less judgemental when I'm at the store and see a toddler having a melt down - sure there's a chance they've raised the kid to be a brat, but it's more likely that he/she just needs a nap or is hungry.
Although, I do think that with some people it is a special snowflake thing. I have a friend who obsesses posts on Facebook about how terrible babies are, how having kids is anti-feminist etc. I think she's just doing it for attention.
>>25035317
>tfw no pessimist bf
please?
>>25050364
>pessimists
Worst girls t.b.h
>>25050376
i'm an optimist and always want to forgive and find the good in people. my kindness is my weakness. i need an offset. you ass.
>>25050413
Pessimist bf doesn't sound so great after all does it :^)
>>25050426
you're right, i'll just die kv.
>cue Schopenhauer quote
To live alone is the fate of all great souls, anon
>>25050540
Alright then I won't be your pessimistic bf
Poor me
>>25050540
im a realist
not a pessimist
why would anything get better?
>>25046216
>Strawmanning this hard whilst having no concept of evolutionary biology
Ok, if wisdom teeth are equivalent to reproductive organs, if you don't want kids, why don't you get your internal sexual organs removed? Then, in the future, you'll be guaranteed cancer free, plus you won't ever have to use birth control!
>>25047356
5 in 10 years is just as doable. I'd space them further apart earlier on.
I don't want to get pregnant before I'm 20 and I don't want to give birth after I'm 40, so that gives me some wiggle room.
>>25047168
Carry 5 of my children pls femanon
>>25047177
How many? I feel like seven is alright, but 10 is just ridiculous and getting into Duggar territory. After a time I'd want to adopt rather than undergo more pregnancies.
>>25050564
don't mess with me unless you have a death wish angelface
>>25050601
the worst that can happen is death, anon. which isn't the worst, it would be a sweet escape from this circus show of carnage and apathy called humanity. which is why you should become an optimist (^-^)
>>25050731
I don't think I've got a limit :^)
My only hard number is 4 minimum
>>25050763
Is there a particular reason? I'm curious, it's rare for men these days to want larger families.
>>25050774
I love kids
>>25033908
are you fucking stupid you dumb whore?
yes, yes you are. feminism sets parameters that make you hate your life. it's your own god damn fault. without your shit feminism you wouldnt think men and woman have the same duties, and would therefore dont think you have more right over the kid.
fuck you, FUCK YOU
kill yourself
>>25050778
Not even surprised that was an original post either
>>25050778
Although that answer should be unsatisfying, it's so simple and honest and sweet that it's melted my heart.I love you roboboy
