>that guy who gets insecure and defensive about how 'big words don't make you smart' when someone uses a run of the mill SAT vocabulary word.
>>25032427
>those guys who are so butthurt over their neet inferiority complex they make MUlTILPE threads a day
Literally how rectally ruined can you be
>that guy that goes around telling people to go back to /b/ for no real reason
>that guy who always talks about just-world fallacy
>that guy who is obviously from sluthate
>>25032427
I'll tell you again, Grecian did not make sense in the context you were using it in, so it only made you look stupid.
>that ogre faced girl whose trip name I've forgotten
>that ugly egghead whose trip name I've forgotten
>that sickly looking long haired blonde tripfag who hates women and collects trains
>that pathetic small-dicked Asian Masculinity spammer
Subway NEET is my favorite poster but I haven't seen his threads recently
>>25032427
>that guy who dresses up like a girl
>>25033569
Had a argument with that long hair tripfag
He admitted to browsing and posting on Reddit for attention and was only posting on 4chan to be recognized and to have a purpose in life. When he was posting one of his shitty youtube videos and calling everyone manchildren despite being on r9k
>that guy that always wears red pants
>that tiny dicked white boy who can't bring himself to accept the fact that he'll never be able to compete against the BBC, so he resorts to bringing up bs statistics from okcupid
>>25033629
WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT
>>25033629
MUH DIK MOFUGGA U MAD YT
>>25033629
That nigger who got lynched and his family and kids gassed by Dylan and Ben pulling my nine of the welfare line Garrison
>>25033502
>The wageslave that cries over being a kek to his boss
>>25033629
niggers aren't even modern humans, they are Homo Erectus, the missing link
>>25032427
that wagecuck who gets angry at wagecuck threads
>>25033629
niggers are incapable of civilization
>>25033629
DE GUBMINT MUS GIBME SUM O DAT KFC MAH NIGGA
>>25033629
>we is jus poor an sheeit we equal now
NIGGERS ARE GENETICALLY DUMBER THAN WHITES
AYY YO GIBSMEDAT
U RACIS N SHEIT
>that guy who goes absolutely apeshit when anyone talks about psychedelic drugs, Buddhism, or meditation
>>25033648
>>25033673
>>25033693
>>25033709
>>25033730
>>25033756
literally all me desu fampie
>That guy who shitposts for hours whenever meditation is brought up yet never sees past his own fallacies
>that guy who posts his autistic stories about him being a kid and being mothered by some camwhore because he had no mom growing up
Always posts in mommy gf threads.
>>25033553
>>that guy who always talks about just-world fallacy
Hey that's me. Does this make us friends?
>>25033789
we call him the anti buddha
he's one of the local urban legends
>that guy who spergs out when people talk about dogs or cats
>>25033797
So I'm not the only one? It's valid though. Makes normans mad.
>>25033805
Believe me, I have plenty of experience with him. He's our Quentin.
>>25033796
And there's the couple in the mom/baby boy relationship who met in the mommy gf threads where the girl is like 19 and the guy is like 26.
>that guy who has never had a gf
>>25033789
That kid reminds me strongly of Rebeccafag from One Piece threads on /a/.
Will stay in a thread for over ten hours actively responding to each and every single reply he gets with walls of text using proper grammar.
Those are real actual autists. Not the made-up 4chan definition.
>>25033819
>that edgy guy that posts dog gore
Kek
>>25033841
That tripwhore
>>25033796
Hey that's me.
>that guy who posts the threads saying he can hear his dad raping his sister in the other room
>that guy whose sister is always getting raped in a different room each day
>>25033879
>those insecure smalldicked whitebois
Smh
>>25033862
>>25033861
>sister-rape hivemind
>that guy who gets woken up every morning and freaks out because the walls in his room are so thin
>>25032427
>that guy who calls people "hoss"
Stop it.
There's the gay meth addict, he seems to pop up when people make drug threads sometimes.
>>25033831
>>25033805
>>25033789
oh shit i remember i debated the anti-buddha for like 2 hours the other day until his argument boiled down to "people can't walk AND chew gum" backed up with a thrilling ZERO (0) sources
>that guy that says he's going to an hero but pussies out and posts again here the next day
>tfw you will never be a recognizable poster
>>25032427
The guy in that picture is dead
>that one guy who has an autistic deep seated hatred of dogs and shitposts in dog threads
>>25033956
Good you have reddit for that
>>25033796
Fuck that guy gave me the feels the other day, those stories are genuinely heartbreaking.
>that guy who makes threads talking about how he always responds and converses with himself
>his threads then evolve into him cussing himself out and arguing with himself
>people join in and argue, no one knows who is OP and who isn't
He's made a few threads and they're comedy gold every time.
>that bulgarian monkey looking faggot who can't resist fishing for compliments and shoves his face into any thread he can lamenting about how no girl has ever liked him because he's so ugly
>>25033956
I kind of wonder if I am sometimes, but not quite.
>>25033972
>that guy who wandered over from /tv/ and spams reddit in every thread
go back
>>25033940
And that kid conveniently ignores any peer-reviewed scientific papers or journals that disagree with his beliefs. The very example of a neurotic mess who is so narcissistic that he believes his mere opinion to be objective truth. It's boggling to observe.
>that guy who made a threat asking how people hide their porn saying that he had some stuff that would get him put in a mental hospital if his family found it
>he revealed it was comically bad MS Paint edits of Rose with sweaty armpits
He's been around a few times but never made another thread.
That guy who writes "ERIK J" every time i link my youtube videos.
It's nice that at least someone watches them and seems to like them.
>that one autist
Oh wait
>that guy who enters threads with no responses and writes paragraph long, unrelated-to-the-topic insults to the OP
Wouldn't be that exciting except he absolutely savages them, always makes me laugh.
I always wonder if he was the guy who started the
>enter thread
>be hostile for no reason
meme.
>>25034044
hey, that's me :3
>>25033991
Not me
That wanna be tripfaggot who needs attention and wants to ruin /r9k/ Fuck off to Reddit Normie
>>25033966
Seeing him go full autismo on /qa/ was a treat desu.
>that guy who used to make jelqing threads everyday
>that tim heidecker avatarfag who would argue with him
I was the tim heidecker guy, I wonder what happened to jelqfag.
>>25034128
>>that guy who used to make jelqing threads everyday
kek
>>25034172
Jesus christ is that him?
I guess the face behind the cute anime girls just shouldn't be seen.
>>25034044
link your yt videos
>that piece of shit tripfag who enters a thread and immediately derails it
Her name begins with 'm' and ends with 'y'
>>25034674
>that tripfag
They're all cancerous
Mystery is something else though.
>that guy who still claims to be depressed as if it means anything
>that guy who acts like he's in a formal debate on 4chan and spends 85% of his posts talking about posting
>that guy who pretends to have a reasonable opinion on relationships despite never being in one
>>25034088
This might be me idk
What ever happened to tuperware guy?
>that guy who writes stories about his Rosey mommy
There are some seriously damaged people on this board.
>>25034788
Good question, he was hilarious. My favorite was the story about his dad's birthday dinner where he sperged out on a waitress because they didn't have turkey at the restaurant.
He probably autism'd a little too hard and got himself sent to the loony bin.
i wonder what happened to Brandon
That guy who makes up fictitious stories to gauge a response and garner attention.
>>25034363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hGRAopK4Lc
I don't know why this wasn't original
>>25034924
Just going to say I like this, I really like you're voice and you're actually pretty handsome.
Godspeed Erik.
>>25034994
Thanks, i haven't watched most of my videos but i've watched some now and it's pretty weird, i was a 22 year old kv back then and now i'm 24 and everything is the same.
Everything has been the same for a long time now.
The "real talk" normies who write up an essay in highly personalized format about how to be yourself.
>>25034858
Haha oooh man
>that one guy who lives in upstate NY and is always shitting on it
>that guy who talks about rebelling against the establishment and challenges people who make fun of him on here to fights
>>25034811
That guy's story made me tear up, one of the most broken people I've seen on this board full of broken people.
He sounds so innocent too. I hope we see him again because I'm considering writing my psych paper on his situation, clear case of abandonment issues.
Would be pathetic if he wasn't a good writer.
>>25033916
We are actually two posters.
>>25035824
Upstate NY is a shithole though
Unless you're a redneck, then it's heaven.
>that fag who likes traps and wants yiu to be gay too
>>25035824
>the guy who lives in socal that posts that spongebob pic who wants to live in washington or oregon
hasnt posted in a while
>>25036044
>>25034811
>>25033796
Is this a new meme? More posts about this guy than anyone else. Is he posting all the time and I've just always missed him or what?
>That trap that makes the "tfw no ___ bf" threads every single day
>>25032427
That fat kid that signs all his posts
ITT: Complain about imaginary people who embody whatever strawman you are fighting right now.
Here are some facts:
You cannot tell stupid people apart, because there are simply too many and they are too alike.
Only intelligent people can tell people apart, but they can't if the people are more intelligent than them.
>>25033502The wageslave who actually gets irritated enough by glorified b8 threads that he has to bring them up every chance he gets
>>25032427
>that MGTOW site shill
>that guy who pretends to be a fembot and always, ALWAYS posts an image of an anime girl to represent himself
>>25033569
>>that pathetic small-dicked Asian Masculinity spammer
That guy has to be bitter beyond what even r9k can grasp, I mean god damn that fucker is pathetic.
>>25033629
dude you win the fucking thread.
I laughed at this for a good 5 minutes.
>>25036234
He's been at it for years
I've seen him on other boards too
>>25036187
Only the smartest gentleman can see the charade that is shitposting
>that guy who posts on at least 5 different boards who spends his time trying to argue that all big natural boobs are fake, and they they have fat injected into them by "the best doctors around, which is why they look so good"
>That guy that dorsnt understand you base to work from premises to a conclusion to make an argument
>instead just re-states the conclusion a million times thinking hes a genius
>the annoying fat black little teenager who spammed omegle threads then later on just regular threads wanting to become r9k famous
How much of a failure does one have to be to stoop that low.
Tried talking to him briefly, he's really as dumb as delusional as he appears, it isn't a facade to get him attention.
>>25036286
>tfw no busty jap gf to cuck me
>>25036124
Seems like it might have meme potential, the guy just started posting a few days ago though. He posted in two mommy gf threads, and derailed both of them.
It wasn't in a negative way though, everyone was just so floored by how sad he was. He was the epitome of /r9k/ crazy. Surprisingly his stories were pretty well put together and actually made a lot of people feel.
Hopefully he posts again soon, he has potential as an institution on the board.
That Brandon guy.
From what I know he posts on /b/, /r9k/ and /soc/ regularly asking why he can't get laid, thinking that the only factor that matters in terms of getting girls is having a good face.
At least half of earth told him to stop obsessing over looks by now but it hasn't quite gotten to him after like 5 years.
Truly the apex of insecurity.
>>25033629
You just can't stop believing it's not projecting
>>25036233
Are you referring to smug_cunt.jpg? Because I haven't posted that thing in ages.
>>25036466
he would always get upset when I post this picture 2years ago
>>25036797
I've seen this guy before in real life.
He is beta orbiting a cute girl.
He also has a bit more acne now.
>>25036820
Are you sure? What state do you live in?
>>25033981
Me too. I always post about the same girl and it's always the same story... nobody's called me out yet though
>>25033992
>that kid conveniently ignores any peer-reviewed scientific papers or journals
Definitely. Definitely. I have seen ten times more of them than you; I could quote more 'benefits' of 'meditation' off the top of my head than you can if you tried; except it is really pointless. Because, as I explain again and again and as you are absolutely aware, the issue is not what studies find, but what students refuse to find; what they refuse to correlate 'meditation' to. Or, what exactly is meant by 'increased creativity' or 'increased focus' or 'increased empathy' or 'increased self-control', and what exactly do those share a common cause with.
That said, Buddhist, I shall not waste this particular opportunity to say that you are a shameless, conscious, deliberate liar.
>>25033789
I'm not him, but drugs are stupid, buddhism is incompatible with the western lifestyle and meditation is utter useless. u mad?
That stupid mystery hoe.. God dammit why the hell is she even here she is not a robot or fembot fucking camwhore attention whore and shit. I would paid to see her brutally raped by a drunk homeless nigger. Stupid fucking bitch ITF you are reading this get the fuck away whore.
>that guy who always posts black-and-white images of smoking French guys instead of "the cancerous Tumblr frog"
>that fag who is obsessed with sissy cock.
>>25036359
kingblackchad? I think he the one making all the real nigga hours threads before the mods started deleting all of them.
>>25033709
I wonder what this looks like when adjusted for income and having two parents
>>25032427
There's some guy who spergs out SUPER hard about reading at a normal level.
He says stuff like "oh there was this aspie in my class who read a whole 400 page book in a week". And complains about dropping out of uni because he couldn't read 50 pages in a night.
That guy cracks me up, he might as well be wearing a trip. He shows up late night pacific time and posts in uni threads about whether or not he should go back to community college.
>>25037286
See here >>25033756
Stop making excuses for niggers. Niggers as a race are inferior and stats aren't "skewed" to perpetuate a "wrong, racist" worldview. Niggers are by far more criminal regardless of income. Stop making excuses for uncivilized savage niggers and look at reality.
>>25036466
He's also on /mu/. Huge lauren mayberry fan.
>that one butthurt t*rk that tries to claim he's Canadian
>>25032427
>That guy who makes a thread every fucking day at midnight about some bitch he met on a train
When did pretending to be black on the internet become a meme?
I mean the word filter is here because nigtwitspeak became so ubiquitous.
What's the goal here? Is it funny to you to make fun of people dumber than you? Do you do it to get a reaction out of people? I just don't get it.
>>25037468
Aaah you mean mystery? Right? I hate that whore too. Why we don't rape her?
>>25037576
Who are you even talking to you butthurt nignog?
>>25037694
Hey I found another poster I recognize.
It's "I didn't read shit in the thread but I'm commenting just to hear my own voice" guy. He shows up a lot.
Here's your (you) by the way.
>the guy who had two kids with his mom and two kids with his grandma
>the guy who had a long-standing relationship and a daughter with his mother
>>25033553
>>that guy who is obviously from sluthate
oh lord the fucking autism
>the girl who was kindapped in Rome by gypsies and sold into the Ukranian sex slave market, was a sex slave for three years before being freed by a police raid
femanon I actually really like you and will never forget your life story. If you're reading reply plz
>>25037714
You didn't quote anyone and yet you directly targetted somebody (or a group of somebodies) with your post.
>Do you do it to get a reaction out of people?
This is what you said. Now my question was: Who are you even talking to you butthurt nignog?
You're obviously a nigger because you cannot make logical connections between the actions and reactions of people.
>that guy who used to start threads with the webm of the girl making out with her dog almost daily
>craig
>>25038019
you mean the guy who would post screenshots of /r9k/ roasties confessing to having had sex with dogs?
>>25038232
him too
>>25032427
I dont know if its been mentioned yet but
>the anti-buddhist schizophrenic who shits up every thread about Buddhism which are made entirely to help some robots
>that fag and/or group of faggots that post "feminine penis" threads but insist they aren't gay
so far in the closet those fools are about to find narnia
>>25038259
I think they were two different guys. One of them posted on 4+4chan about how he was permabanned for doing this.
>>25038287
He also posts in drug threads, just filter anything with the word "druggie" in it.
>>25038329
I think they're just being autistic, honey
that one white knight trip fag
I hate that faggot.
>that guy who's attractive enough to be Chad but can't because he's too much of a 'sperg lord
>>25038379
Filtered familia
>that guy who always starts threads with this
>that one guy whose family found his handrawn loli amputee cat girl porn
I wonder what happened to him, last I heard he'd gone to live with a friend
>>25038484
kek thanks for reminding me of that guy
>>25032427
That fucking bastard leper anon.
Who goes all bloo bloo and tries to give chad advice because his dick no longer works despite the fact that he had girlfriends before he got sick.
Die in a fire, you piece of shit.
these people could all be posting in this thread and you wouldn't recognize them.
if they even exist. not everyone postin a meme is the same person and just because you don't know the meme, doesn't mean it isn't there.
you can't recognize shit, they let you recognize them you fucking simpletons.
>>25038584
>these people could all be posting in this thread and you wouldn't recognize them.
reporting in
guess which one I am
>>25032427
That guy who keeps making posts about something apparently called "mindfulness meditation" but keeps moving the goalpost.
> I could go to the gym instead?
> Oh but going to the gym is "meditation" too!
> I've heard it could be dangerous?
> Oh but in life you must take risks!
> antibuddha here, what have you done with all the benefits of your "mindful meditation"?
> Oh there's a thousand studies showing it's good for monks practicing for 10 years so it's good me
> Oh and I meditate for myself anyway not to achieve something
> Oh and I'm not talking about "meditating" but about a very specific way of "meditating", but it's still the same as going to the gym
Meditation is so in right now. That and yoga. And eating yogurt with probiotics for a healthy digestive tract. And suddenly it is very important to be mindful and so many new and exciting ways to spend money: Buddhist prayer flags, Dharma sculptures and guided meditation CDs.
I can't wait for new studies showing that praying 5 times per day in direction of the Mecca is good for my bowels.
>that one guy who listens to his sister get raped every single day by day
>that one guy who listened to his sister getting raped by a stranger but just played runescape
>that one guy who stole his sister's panties and hid at a library
>>25038422
how's it going mi familia?
>>25038640
Buddhists...
Buddhists and druggies would often say, there are some moments that truly transform your life. There are some moments that transform your whole perception of reality; that are eye-opening, that shatter paradigms, that defy belief.
I used to laugh at such claims, dismissing it as drugged nonsense.
But... such a moment has come for me right now.
That pic.
I cannot believe that in our society, in our times, in this world of ours that adores Buddhism, such a picture would get made.
My whole reality has changed. I am transformed.
>Russian stripper who has difficulty with English
>>25034994
>you're
oh you have got to be memeing me
>>25038642
Welcome back friend
>>25038907
It was a typo chill out family and friends.
>if you don't know the difference between you're and your, we're probably not gonna get along
>>25038608Brandon?
cunt whore piece of shit robot stop muting me
>>25038964
God no I'd anhero if I was
>>25038584
>tfw I'm two different ones
>That one really insecure guy that is in that horseback team and keeps freaking about wishing he had a gf there.
>>25033793
That guy is psychotic.
>>25033709
I obviously don't think that's true. But as someone who enjoys researching the history of various races, black history is hard to dig into. I mean it's prehistory. African people are the oldest race around. A lot of their history was passed through oral tradition. African tribal elders resisted books because books were seen as a newfangled technology that would destroy their way of life. So that and centuries of compounded racism make it hard to discern what the African legacy really looks like.
>>25037402
because hundreds of years of -- no, not getting into this.
>>25034088
>>25036187
hm.
>>25038584
yup
>>25038642
>that one guy who listens to his sister get raped every single day by day
fuck I hate reading those posts. that poor fuck.
>>25039240
I have the right to ask this *once*.
Why?
>>25039331
(>inb4 the 'fallacies' that make me 'psychotic' are 'he doesn't understand that he can be wrong'.)
no one's mentioned
>that guy who brags about punching a riot cop and being a bad ass protester.
he posts the same picture of himself with an ugly beard and leather jacket
i hate that self-aggrandizing faggot so much
>>25039464
That man is making a bigger name for himself on /r9k/ as a psychiatrist. He has diagnosed me with mental illnesses about some hundred times by now -- and very different ones, too!
>>25039464
Is this the 'cleans asbestos out of abandoned factories in PA and does magic tricks' AMA guy?
>>25039530
no he lives in some shithole country in south america i think
>that guy who posts images of pornstars fucking big dicks along with something like "oh don't worry anon, your 5 inches are enough!"
>>25039508
i haven't seen those posts. how do you know it's him?
>That guy that always posts the long nosed horse girl
>That guy that always posts about 'wheelie gf's'
>That faggot that always roleplays as a bartender
>>25039631
>That faggot that always roleplays as a bartender
fuck you he's chill
>>25039671
Nice meme my man
What's y'alls' most epic 4chan thread ever?
I'm a small time poster, once I made a pretty funny thread where I posted horribly drawn pepes that I drew and acted like I was mad that I couldn't draw any good ones.
>>25039695
I'm not clever, creative or cool enough to have made any super popular thread.
I'll make an occasional blockbuster thread on /tv/ or /v/ because it's fun to reminisce
>tfw continuously worried my idiosyncrasies get noticed
>no mention of me here
hehe
>>25033940
>reddit:the post
Jesus you sound intolerable.
>>25039695
I made a lot of big threads on /mu/ the past few years, plus a few copypastas and dank maymay pics that get posted from time to time. The only threads I make on here that get a lot of replies are greentext stories.
>>25039881
Same desu. I'm actally 10 different types of shitposter and in the past used some oddly specific words and phrases that when I search for them in archive I get mostly my own posts.
> that guy that thinks beast wars is good
>>25038875
That's Anna
I want to be in these threads someday.
What should my gimmick be?
>>25038427
he's not a real white knight, just a troll
>>25039548
>that guy that makes threads of "would you date a pornstar"
>>25034044
> tfw noticed by based Erik J
Oh what a day
>>25036244
>you win the thread
Why do you come here? Fuck off already
>>25039695
I helped force the roastie meme.
>>25039573
Hey. Sorry, it took me some time.
Pic related (granted, I'm guilty, I posted it twice, not once so far) is a selection of what that man has claimed about me. As you can see, it hardly differs from what /r9k/ Buddhists in general call me. See the 'Sources' threads for details.
>>25040477
>tfw will never force a meme so successfully
how did you do it?
>>25040522
holy shit, that's all from one guy?
how could anyone have their nose that far up their asshole? some fucking people, i swear
>>25039695
I think I remember that thread.
>>25040586
>that's all from one guy?
Yes.
>that one anti-Buddhist guy
>that guy who thinks psychedelics can help with depression by giving you insights
>that one guy who post about not have a Filipino girlfriend
>that one guy who is always angry at neet threads
>>25039695
>drinking the liquid jew
>>25039464
Yeah people have mentioned this guy multiple times in this thread. He's one of those "smash the state" type anarchist/commies who would brag about his various encounters with the police. He claims to be well-known (in those circles), believes he's a hero of the people and a champion of labor, and has linked himself more than once...he has a blog, or a website, or some other such thing. Lives in Canada, I think. I've only seen him post a few times, but he's left enough of an impression; but I haven't heard of him posting lately. Maybe he got arrested?
>>25040688
He still posts his 'motivational' pastas from time to time; one used to be about recommending selling everything and becoming homeless (it began with 'why don't you just...?'). Last time I met him -- whether I 'talked with him' in that thread is more disputable -- was http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24824356/#24825371 .
>That guy who doesn't realize the board is satire
>That guy who bullies women every time they post
>That guy who thinks normies are real.
>>25040769
(In fact, wait, I'd rather my stance be represented by http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24824356/#24826266 , not the post I quoted; sage.)
>>25040790
the fuck are you talking about
have you even met a robot?
it's genuine
and how aren't normies real?
How can normies be real if our eyes aren't real
>>25040790
hello reddit
original comment
>>25039631
>That guy that always posts about 'wheelie gf's'
I wonder if that's the same guy that posts on /int/, I think it is. He always posts about tfw no wheelie gf in the Norway General threads, also seen him posting on /trv/. He seriously posts about wheelchair gfs for 10 hours a day, on a lot of different boards, I swear it has to be the same guy.
>>25040530
Literally do it so much that people get pissed off at you.
>>25040790
You're a fucking idiot.
>>25040530
just meme and stuff catches on.
I think i started the ciao meme
and i think i started degeneracy as a buzzword ages ago on pol
just meem my son
meme
>>25040354
I notice you maybe even more than you notice me.
Andy the Anarchist
He knows who he is
>>25040966
>>25040985
>>25040901
>The losers who fell for the /r9k/ "safe space" bait
Face it nerds this board was made to attract and make fun of losers like you who are dumb enough to eat it up.
>>25033831
feels good to be noticed im themommy
>>25041126
>implying you were here when the board was made
>implying you understand board culture
>>25038584
>tfw you've been most of them at certain points in time
>tfw you're pretty sure 90% of the posts on the board are you and 20 other people shitposting ad infinitum
>>25036145
>trap
Kek
a ginger guy who got cucked by Vicky
I can just tell
That guy who always tells me he's fucked
"13 girls blacks asians latinas white no condor" in the exact same way. Then he tells me sex is overrated.
Maybe someday I will get to kill him.
>that guy who posts BBC bait
>that guy who keeps using /pol/ buzzwords
>that guy who pretends to be a tumblrina or a femanon
>>25039631
Heard someone was talking shit about my waifu :^)
>>25032427
>That guy who constantly reminds you that he's definitely not gay for liking trap
>>25032427
>that guy who spams every titty thread with small tits
>>25033525
that's me sorry. now pls go? to /b/
>>25033934
screen shot? that might be me but im not gay.
The guy from southern california who wants to live in shitty rain
>>25040790
Some of it's satire, some of it's legit. You can tell better after awhile, but by then you don't really care.
>>25042061
Are you the guy that had a fetish for creampies and impregnating random women? There used to be a guy that would brag about how much speed he smoked and would go and on about how great it is to bareback/cum inside random girls.
>>25033793
Sounds interesting.
I might try to bait this guy later.
>>25038427
who doj?
fuck I hate him so much
>>25032427
That one gross tranny that makes all these completely serious, autistic Tumblr threads, calls it b8, then does it again. I'm pretty sure it's all one person.
>that one guy who spammed brap threads almost every day
that one anon who is mentally ill and when people are mentally ill around them they suddenly become a bitch
The kripparrian guycome back
>that fat euphoric Canadian who wore a fedora and smoked a pipe while unionizing panhandlers
>that guy who writes weird erotic scenarios about his brother acting gay and him punishing him for it in incredibly sexual ways
>those guys who are always robotripping
>the ISIS sex slave guy who types in a real weird way
>>25042872
Do you mean the Iran sex slave guy? The one who posted about sexually humiliated mujaheddin being forced into marriage and lashes on the panties so hard the panties were shredded into pieces and genuinely seems to know his background information?
That guy is fucking nuts.
>>25040790
>That guy who thinks normies are real.
Wait a minute, are you claiming that normalfags aren't real?
Do you mean that all of us are clones?
not sure if its one guy but i see a lot of posts of people saying they are 10/10 but their life sucks so bad because they are depressed and have bad anxiety
i dont believe them
>>25043365
99% of /r9k/ are normalfags.
I think that there are more Chads than kvs here.
>>25043420
It's like a 50/50 mix and that's what's so weird about it. You can have some socially skilled sexually active teenager posting here and telling the 30 year old virgin NEET that it's all actually just parody, and actually be half right.
>>25036466
>>25036797
>>25036839
I would fuck Brandon to be honest but he claims to be straight. Too bad I guess.
>>25041187
Modern day r9k board culture is closer to twitter and reddit due to the large number of cross posters between them than 2008 r9k.
>>25043365
I take pics from /soc/ to bait people people into arguments. I do it all the time.
>>25043460
I wish that you were right but when i've spent all day every day here i've seen that people like me are really rare.
Alost everyone have had a kiss, had a gf, had sex ,had a "almost gf", had some girl who liked him or some shit like that,
>>25043513
Wizchan is also here tho. Lurking. It's not like they'd go to 4+4chan, they hate the cripple.
Literally all of you are recognizable whereas I'm not unless I choose to be.
>>25033992
>science is objective
Wait here while I go run after my sides.
>>25043542
>people like me are really rare
nah
The person who always replies to NEET threads with pic related
>>25043557
I don't know if I qualify as Wizchan in the context of this post. I sometimes go on, but not that often. But I also avoid 4+4chan, Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook, and harbor a hatred for /r9k/ despite the fact that I keep coming back every day.
>>25036466
>Brandon has posted anything in the last 10 years
>>25043630
Think that's multiple people from s4s maybe.
They reply to lots of threads.
If a hypothesis or theory is not falsifiable through a reproducible experiment everywhere and every time, it is not scientific.
Absolute reproducibility is actually the definition of objective.
Therefore science is objective.
>>25043620
>>25043752
Forgot to link. Meant for:
>that guy who draws ugly mspaint pics of anons' oneitises
he's MY oneitis
>>25039464
>GOD DAMN VIOLENT MISOGYNIST PIG FASCISTS!!!
>>25043752
hahahahah you solipsist bastard redefining everything to fit your ideology.
>knowledge and observation are objective and real
Nice assumptions you rigorless bastard
There's this guy that gets very, very angry when someone says a pop artist (frank zappa was the case the first time) is avant-garde, and starts saying his snob rant how popular music sucks. He calls everyone who disagrees with him children and never actually argues. I've seen him a few times on /mu/ and here also. I have a screencap of one of his posts on my PC but I'm not on it right now.
He is easily the most insufferable person I've ever met on the internet. I've seen a lot of legit spergs on the internet and the talks just like one
>>25043936
mfw my bullshit gets you this mad
hahahahahahahah
it is shite though and your diction is poorly defined
hahahahah its like /lit/ getting pissy about criticisms of John Green it makes no sense and /lit/ has a disgusting level of overlap with /mu/
Im going to maybe dead or in university again soon anyhow
>they actually believed the same thing every night for nearly a year in every other thread was anything but a jest
hagahahahahahahah poptimists are so stupid
>>25044081
Nah, you're not him. Nice try, though
>>25032427
"kingblackchad." kid is so anally annihilated about his turbomega social status that he puts serious effort into bait threads for hours a day.
>that one finnish guy who always fucks up the word propably
>>25044102
Yes I am. I'm also a dozen others you probably hate
I went by this nameish but definitely this trip and used it whenever some dip asked me too then dropped it a post later.
This started on /b/, why dont you go back there hahahahahah
>>25044181
No, he wasn't a tripfag
>>25044181
hahahahah i cant even type straight
