>TFW seeing so many young robots lamenting the same shit you learned a long time ago.
Something different, robots ask other robots questions or give other robot/NEET-life advice.
>there are people here who don't remember /r9k/ being a new board
>there are people here that don't even remember /r9k/ getting nuked and resurrected
>that was 4 years ago
where did the years go
To start off, all robots should have a pet. Give up on getting that qt gf, get your companionship from having a pet who will love you unconditionally and then get an escort occasionally for sex.
How do I accept my fate as a permavirgin?
Chess clubs are pretty great places to meet people who are just as autistic as you are.
Another oldfag here.
>>25031894
Agree with this.
>>25031906
Lose yourself in hobbies/passions that aren't vagina-centric.
>>25031925
Get away from your computer, go sit and watch the sun rise and think about your mortality. Might be the push you need to do something with your life.
>>25031925
Mentally or financially?
Financially try to get a DNR order ASAP. Get your affairs in order so as not to burden your family as much. Arranging and paying for your cremation/burial- all that stuff. When you eventually kill yourself it won't be as stressful for them.
How do you motivate yourself to get a job?
>>25031925
Depends how you're going to go. Set aside some money and make a list of instructions for our funeral. That doesn't mean 'no funeral', it means a list of who to invite, where to hold it, what music to play and whether you want a religious or nonreligious service. Also whether you want to be buried or cremated and any specifics on organ donation. Write a will. If you have any young relatives you're close to but who are too young to understand what's happening write them a letter.
If you're an heroing, don't do it in a messy way and try to make it so someone other than a close friend or family member finds you because it will fuck them up.
>>25031990
What's your level of qualification, are there any subjects you're particularly interested in and how's your work ethic
>>25032020
Also obligatory don't kill yourself, there is always a better option
>>25032026
>level
3, BTEC lvl 3 diploma
> subjects you're particularly interested in
nothing
>work ethic
gone down the shitter
>>25031781
How come to get a woman you always have to cuck some other guy? I mean, women have more or less made me understand they want me but they always have boyfriends. I have a strict rule of only dating free people but women not in a relationship are non-existant. either that or unfuckable.
>>25032210
If you have no field preference and no work ethic your best bet is trawling local council offices and businesses like cleaning and home care agencies and asking if they're looking for an admin assistant
Most of these places are run by technologically illiterate ageing women who will appreciate having someone who knows computers around and who have no idea how to check whether you're actually doing any work
The pay will be shit but it'll be easy and you can be a lazy fuck all day
>>25031781
I need to be at the top, because i'm not a good person.
Being a non-Chad means i'm a bad person.
The average men are happy men because they live good lives and feel comfortable with themselves, therefore they are good people.
A bad person can't live among good people
>>25031857
It was better before. Used to like the anti repeat filter thingy
>>25032307
>I have a strict rule of only dating free people
That's your problem. You view "free" differently. There is little loyalty to be expected from women. Your value is only based on how you make her feel at the most recent moment. No matter who she is, she is getting attention from guys every day, and subconsciously evaluating them versus you.
TL;DR: All women are "free," some are just more "free" than others depending on what you're offering.
>>25032319
Thanks for the advice, I've realised that work will be boring, stressful and shit whatever I do but that sounds like something I could actually do.
Dear /r9k/,
So I'm in college, and I recently got a girlfriend; she's pretty qt, and is faithful, and really likes me, and I feel the same way about her. Thing is, I kinda got lucky; I'm a nerd who's been lonely for as long as I can remember, but I somehow managed to meet a girl who thinks I'm cute and wants to be with me.
She's in a sorority here at my university, and in a few weeks is her sorority's formal, and she wants me to be her date. The thing is, pretty much all of the other guys there will be frat guys who are confident and shit, while I'm still a bit socially awkward. How do I get through this night without being autistic?
tl;dr: How do I not be autistic at my gf's sorority formal?
>>25032542
If you are willing to do the learning to live obscenely frugal (over the top couponing and shit) you can work temp a few months out of the year instead of all year long. Not having to ask for vacations, just being able to road trip is awesome.
>>25032646
>dating sorority girls
How does Chad's dick taste like anon?
>>25031781
i guess you could say i'm a two timer. i have multiple fembot gfs atm what should i do?
>>25032754
No, she's not in the slutty sorority. We have five sororities here, and each has a different type of girl for the most part. My gf is in the sorority that pretty much has all of the non-promiscuous girls.
>>25032770
making this into a myster.jpg apprecaition thread
>>25032841
all that i have hopefully some robots can post some rare myster.jpg memes.
>>25032770
What does it matter? Don't skype to both at the same time?
>>25032841
Anyone who fantasizes about mystery.jpg should die. She's a normie slut who turned mentally ill due to the influx of attention/ worship she got on here. Then she went on to be a completely negative asshole, which on here in turn made her more attractive, and the cycle continued until she became the most vile attention seeking shitposter ever.
A male counterpart getting the amount of attention she's getting would be burned at the stake.
>>25032801
You seriously believe that your gf won't be used by fratkids?
>>25033011
>a normie slut who turned mentally ill due to the influx of attention/ worship
The problem with western women overall
>>25033011
This is so true. She don't belong here she don't deserve our attention. She is just a fucking normie piece of shit besides, she is a fucking whore, a bitch, a slut, a non Virgin free prostitute. She is scum I would paid to see her brutally raped by a drunk homeless nigger. Fucking cunt
