You encounter a magic hole in the wall of your room. If you slide your dick through, you'll have a 40% chance of nothing happening, a 30% chance of sticking it inside the mouth/pussy/ass of the person you're imagining at the time, and a 30% chance of sticking it up your own asshole.
Would you take the risk
>>25031398
With a 60% chance of fucking my own ass? Hell yea
>putting a dick into a warm hole
>30% chance I get to fuck my own ass and have good big cums
Why not?
I ain't scared of shit, fuck it.
>>25031398
There is literally no downside to this
>>25031578
came to post this, fuck tha police
>>25031398
you forgot the 1% chance of sticking it into a Tarantula Nest/web
