Post in this thread and you will have sex in 2016.
This one for the tossups
I don't sex so do not count this post fuck you bitch fucker you are shit
You didn't specify what kind of sex. For all we know posting here will get us raped/we'll become (or are) crack addicts that will suck a dick for some crack in 2016.
hope it's consensual
>>25031183
Hello, yes, I am posting in this thread
Rolling Stones
i`ll have sex with your mother faggot jew
Please let this be true, this threads my last hope
eh why not,
in other words i like turtles?
>>25031183
>inb4 500 replies
Fuck you, I'm desperate.
>>25031183
That would be nice, having quite the depressive dry spell.
God please
I may or may not, but I'll be okay either way.
Release from this hell I live in
Why not 2015
Help me. Halp mee
>>25031500
>>25031455
>>25031399
>>25031299
Your dubs say yes
Hoping I get to be with a nice girl
This comment is apparently not original.
>>25031183
god please. please i dont wanna reach 22 years without sex please.
I don't believe it but I'll try it anyway
Stranger things have happened
Sure why not ? Fuck you Corian moot I'll post what I want
I'm nearly sure that I'll die virgin but why not
thank god this site is anonymous
Please make it good..
>>25031183
You better be right.
Considering I start college in 2016, I think I have a good chance.
pls
text extextetxtetxtettxtetx
i'm in hehehe
The last number in our posts is how many women you'll have sex with in 2016.
If double 0 you will have a threesome
if trips you will die.
>>25031183
I only care about these dubs
Here is cute cat.
e5jsj5sej535yusr6yk
its go time
I can'y waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit
>>25031183
Does this counteract the bad luck of posting this image?
>>25031183
pls be with the qt I love
sdfghjkldfghjkl
>>25031183
Amen
hopefully at the January
>>25032065
Kek nobody here cares, post it on Reddit or facebook m8
>>25032136
That is actually a very good idea. To Facebook it goes.
Quadz blox
Yes please, I want to have sex with a girl
>>25031183
Putin help me pls
please baby Jesus I implore you
>turning 20 in 2016.
If I don't have sex next year I never will.
I sacrifice 1 rareflag for good luck and good feels
Obviously prostitutes don't count? :x
Not true i can't even hold a conversation
Based Putin, please!
Pls
Mute ute must muted
>>25031183
Pls get me a gf to fug with
ty putin you nigger
>>25031183
I don't want to "have sex"
I want to be able to lose my virginity with someone I want to lose my virginity to
I don't want to become so desperate that I just order the cheapest, cleanest hooker I can find to sit on my dick for 10 minutes
I want to actually care about things
but I want that like I want to stop eating fast food every night
I want that like I want to lose weight, eat healthy, and go running every morning
If I get dubs I will probably end myself in 2016.
K pham posting now
>>25032511
I guess it's a sign from the universe.
sounds easy enough
That would be extremely painful as I have phimosis.
>>25031674
>he thinks this site is anonymous
better happen
Allahu s3xbar
>>25031183
Please let it be with a girl who I love and who loves me
ayyyyyyyyyy1yyyyyyy
>>25031183
More than two weeks left of 2015...whatcha talking bout 016 for?
Posting ITT like my name is Justin Case
hurry boy she's waiting there for you
Bitch this mf better work
>>25031183
here's hoping originalbloxoriginalbloxoriginalbloxoriginalblox
Probably will have sex in 2015 tbqh
But sick thread OP
This is my last hope. Save me fellow robutt.
>mfw none of you realize the worst sex you will ever have in your life is losing your virginity
What if it happens without planning? You fapped earlier in the day? What if, the girl pity fucking you is extremely hard to please?
Best case scenario is she fakes enjoying it and laughs about it with her friends. The worst case is nobody cums and you feel worse than being a virgin.
My advice is don't lie about being a virgin. She'll instruct you.
You were bad at most things you tried for the first time and sex is no exception. Losing my virginity was a joke after 5 years of hype.
>>25032630
>he thinks stacy will accept his nut in 2015
I will trust you Comrade Putin!
If it's not with a qt whom I have a meaningful relationship with then I don't even want it.
>>25032740
ha same familio but losing it is better than keeping it
>>25032748
Who's Stacy?
Doing it.
>>25031183
Rolling 4 bitches 'n gainz
Please be with a female
posting to prove you wrong, putin
worth a shot I suppose
>>25031183
Nobody asked if i want to ;_;
I can't take anymore disappointments
>>25031183
Yeah mayne totally desu senpai
Praise The Thread Gods
>>25032740
>Elliot Rodgers is gone
>You will never chill with him and share your 80's vinyl collection
>>25031183
Do you have proof of this claim?
Why not its not like I have anything else going for me.
Please work
this is an original post
If dubs = normal sex
If trips = anal
If quads = a trap
yes pls mr anon1
I'm posting in this thread
noice. looking forward to posting an original comment and 2016
I better get a foot job too or I'm gonna be pissed.
Can i also get free tendies?
>>25031183
Pls Putin give me a qt gf
eh why the fuck not i guess
>>25033030
i am a simple man, i see a nice lady, i replay!
i'd rather have chicken nuggets, but okay, ill take some sex.
Sure, I'll play your game.
poatin
Thanks op
If i dont im killin my self
I'm posting in this thread 2 b h
>>25031183
>december 31st 2016
;_;
>>25031183
K Thanks mang
>>25031183
I could go for a decent puss schtupp in the grand year of twenty and sixteen
that same thread was here for halloween, didnt work then.. probably wont work now
Like it would happen.
>>25031183
Please I need this reeeeee
>>25031183
I will tomorrow 'cause
>>25031183
I could really use this, my partner has lost interest
Chad did nothing wrong
ROLL OF DESPERATION!
>>25031183
I wish TO GRAB THE ASS HARD
im so pathetic
>>25033092
dont worry
you wont
kk why not, lets go
but sex is gross and icky
Time for high impact sexual violence.
>>25033337
its sticky icky wicky
>>25031183
Thank you Mr Putin
>>25031855
I guess with these kind of high stakes I have to roll
>>25031183
There is only one girl which i want to have sex with but at the same time i wont so i dont think posting here will actually work
if dubs it will be with my old crush
>>25031183
okay thanks putin
Thanks Vladimir!
fuck yeah breh thanks
yeah I bet I will
>doubt
>>25031183
This is the first one of these threads I've ever posted in
Blessing of Aphrodite upon you all.
>>25031183
noice, thanks based putin
I posted in this selfsame thread at the end of 2014 but for the year 2015. Guess what? Still a virgin.
>>25031855
Die from too much fucking?
>>25031855
Here's to a fun death
>>25031183
can't take any chances to bh familia
2016 will be my year
>>25031187
how did i sink so low
>>25031183
well vlad gave dog to some russian kind because she asked him. maybe if I ask him he will send me qt russian email waifu
>>25031183
Pls b tru i ned sex
i'm posting
spread your legs gabbi, I'm coming in
I'll byte
Fuck you, Putin
TELL ME THAT THE PUSSY IS MIIIIINNNNEEE
>>25031183
Lets fugg :DDDD
>>25031183
Not gonna happen. If trips maybe.
>>25031183
this desu baka famalamstill commenting though
Not gonna happen but rolling anyway
>>25031183
I'll take what I can get, OP
>>25032740
I've destroyed my dick from death grip, we're going an hour minimum
JUST FUCK ME SENPAI
>>25031855
Roll. This reply counts.
open them legs Brandy
So I'll get married in 2016?
Nice. Sex before marriage is degenerate
Why not, I have nothing to loose.
Sure I'll give this a shot. It's not like my life can get any lower than it is now.
>>25031183
doubtful
fuck the robot
Lol i'm so pathetic
>>25031183
ayy ok
My shoes broke today, I don't have money for new ones
too sad that i actually comment
Oh boy! Hopefully the robot filter man doesn't mute me again
>>25031183
tfw you get raped next year
Reeks of virginity down there
>>25031183
Please oh fuck please...
>>25031183
K bro I look forward to this
>>25031855
Nigagdhhgsdjfhsdjfhdg
>mfw I'm actually desperate enough to post in this thread just for the chance of it coming true
I have to post here on the very small chance I'll actually get laid.
I want to have sex with a hot, sexy model woman.
2016's gonna be my year!
Dubs and I don't.
>>25031183
one could only hope
not holding my breath though
Haha, I've been telling myself that for at least 5 years now
>>25031183
Posting in a toasty bread
>>25031183
I don't need to do that, thanks.
im a self destructive slut so of course I'll have sex with lots of guys
Sure lll take my chances
>>25032349
HEY MAN WHENS UR BIRTHDAY WERE THE SAME AGE
Minus well
>>25031183
No thankswait shit
>>25031183
original sex
Jokes on you mate I've already had sex in 2016
>>25031183
This better be reeeaal.
>>25031183
not going to happen, but i'll take my chances.
>>25031855
Please give me sum o'dat.
>>25031183
ok
arwfgagfaefvear arfwqaf q3fgr
well, trying doesn't hurt i guess?
>>25031183
Don't lie to me. Please
I'm an optimistic bastard.
Come on, pls no gay rape
I'm a materialist atheist who doesn't believe in this foolishness. Still, I'm so desperate, I just want to lose my virginity.
god please let me meet her
But what if i want a meaningful relationship?
This thread probably won't be what does it, but I do see myself dipping my wick in some poison at some point next year.
Hey it's worth a shot, right?
>>25031183
Nice friendo
This real kekels my shekel
>>25031183
Thnx bud
I'd really appreciate this
I'm gonna start posting in these threads
I believe itYou better not be lying to me
>>25031183
haha good joke
k cool family
I hope this works
>>25031183
i guess it is worth a try
praise be
kill me
-=-
>>25031183
will report op if not tru
plx be true familia
>>25031183
I seriously doubt it. At least I hope I'm consented penetrator and not forcefully penetrated kek
I hope it's with a female
Pls God pls
>>25031183
Maybe next year is truly the time
ayy lmao
gl lads
>>25031183
Cool beans here's to sex
>>25031183
sex post blox
>>25031855
trips please, trips trips trips dear lord let me die now
Postin' senpai to be honest
>>25031183
Hopefully I won't be a twenty-one year old virgin.
>>25031183
Inb4 bump limit
Rolling as 28yo wagecuck.
I cum asleep in the beta uprising I am a beautiful person who is a good idea to have a gun because I'm not american Idol I am a beautiful person who is a good day
>>25031855
eww disgusting breasts
>>25031299
origanally checkd
>>25031183
>Yeezy and Putin facetime
Lol
Imao you're all pretty desperate
>>25031183
Go dammit I know it isn't going to work, but I can't stop myself
I just wanna be with my oneitis
>prepare to post
>write the post
>click on post
"thread has been pruned or deleted"
k then
As you wish God emperor Putin
It's going to happen. This is the year! I'm attractive and tall. All I have to do is not be a pussy, and talk to them.
In this thread this is original
>>25031855
my comment was not original
Tray fey tey tey
>this one's for you
>originality eludes me
>>25031183
pls let me have sex again
Plz Lord, I've been pretty ok all year. Only with my oneitis though, I'm not a filthy degenerate, I want one girl and one girl only, with marriage and children on the horizon. Plz God, I don't ask you for much.
>>25031183
You didn't specify if I would be raped or not. You also did not specify if it would be with a girl or not. I don't want to take the risk. So I am saging this.
>>25031855
Rollin'
Your comment was not potato
This better work or else don't go to school tomorrow.
Please, just please
we're gonna make it
Yeah, whatever. Let's try this.
aaand doneblox
Come on baby
Dubs and it's not homo sex.
will it werk ?
>>25036577
Congrats buddy,
Fuck off bot.
>>25031183
i'm posting in this thread this is how desperate i am
Pls mr putin
OKKAAAYYY
Posting an original comment
What does the part in youtube rewind 2015 in which they change dress according to the year references to?
