You walk into a room and see this sticking out of a magical hole in your wall.
What do
take a knife to it
Start by licking the balls.
Get the fuck out of there.
back my pussy up on it
>>25029867
be my slut gf
>>25029832
I posted this thread last night. But in all seriousness how did he get such a huge cock.
I'm not gay but does anyone else think this is one of the most aesthetic cocks ever?
>>25029890
adam.sato1
don'tbloxme
>>25029890
piusx32 didn't expect a response
>>25029906
that's not me
>>25029899
It's so beautiful.
>I spent 2 hours last night staring at this delicious cock
>>25029908
>tfw you get fucked over by the robot
>>25029922
D-Did you masturbate too, anon?
>>25029832
Make sure know one is around.
Play with it if alone.
>>25029965
She lied and didn't add me either.
>>25029987
Probably a he t.b.h
"Dude, gross "
Put it in my mouth.
>>25029987
I'm a dude. Just wanted you pathetic idiots to post your skypes.
I'm not gay, but I would suck it dry. I would feel every inch of that glorious penis passing by my tongue for as long as I could. In the end, I would let him cum down my throat, and I would play with his cum in my mouth until he could get hard enough for another blowjob.
No homo tho.
>>25030081
Hot. You made me cum desu
>>25030105
It's 2015, HIV is practically curable.
>>25030107
T-thanks anon.
*swipes chin*
>>25030066
That's RUDE
rudeblox
>>25030122
I've been told by every girl that I've been with that I'm not small, just average. But, whenever I look at a picture of my dick, I can't but think it's small. That's the sensation I get. I mean, I'm obviously not big, but I think I have that bias because it's my own dick. Anyone else with that same problem?
>>25030122
That's a nice cock anon.
>>25030151
its average dude
use it to hang my coat on
Anyone else hate really high resolution pictures of dicks? I hate seeing pores.
ESPECIALLY IF THE DICK IS MOIST ITS
G R O S S
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>>25030255
Yeah, I know. But the thing is, when I look at it I can't see it that way. The numbers don't lie, and I'm not comparing myself to anyone. But for me, my cock seems small. It's just the sensation I get by looking at it.
Is this the dick equivalent of anorexia?
>>25030151
I'd slurp on it all day.
No homo.
Who the fuck who trusts anyone by putting their dick in that?
I mean, seriously, you guys really are either bold or fucking stupid. What if there's on the other side a landwhale, a gay or some stupid pyscho bitch with a knife?
>>25030281
idk let me suck it
>>25030291
Glory holes are actually a thing anon, and people use them.
Of course you have to be really careful with illegal ones, but legal ones are fine, there's a 0.1% chance of that actually happening. Even with illegal ones, I've never head of stories of something like that happening (then again, I'm always on the inside, so who am I to talk)
>>25029922
care to elaborate, sweet anon?
>>25029832
Rip off the balls
>>25030310
How do you manage to get on the inside (the sucking side, right?) of a gloryhole? Asking for a friend who's totally not me.
Can you stop bumping this thread? My mum keeps coming in and I don't want her to see a huge erect dick on my screen.
>>25029832
snip snip~
sniparu~
>>25030341
She has already seen a lot of huge erect dicks on her face, she won't care.
>>25030332
Just go to your local adult store and ask if they have glory holes. You gotta be legal and pay of course. Once you're there, you're free to choose which side you want, nobody will know. Make sure to keep the door locked unless you want people peeping though.
Alternatively you could always use illegal glory holes. You know, those public bathrooms, those truck stops, those shacks in the middle of the woods. Those shady spots. Those are really hard to find and you gotta know your area well, not to mention that not a lot of people use them, but they're more satisfying imo.
>>25030291
>What if there's a gay guy on the other side?
Uh, that's the point, Anon. Women usually don't stumble into the men's room, much less would they have any interest in sucking off a complete stranger through a hole in the stall.
>>25030238
>>25030283
Thanks, I'd let you :)
>>25030353
You've actually been to some of these? That's so crazy, Anon. I couldn't fathom myself doing such stuff.
either mace it, or cut it off, or kick it with my steel toed boots.
I always have a knife and/or a can of pepper spray with me and I always wear steel toed boots.
>>25030712
are people really this autistic
>>25030484
Yeah, I've been going to illegal ones since I was 16 (though not very often, I was afraid of getting raped and contracting STDs), adult stores since I was 18. I'm 20 now, I used to go once every few months but now I'm going once a month since I'm a NEET with nothing to do.
Why not? It's fun, it's thrilling, and the anonymity guarantees no repercussions. No risk of STDs either since my adult store at least checks your medical records first.
>>25029832
Kick it as hard as I can.
>>25029832
I kinda wanna punch it, to be honest.
if I weren't chubby I'd post my dick all over the internet cause its easily as pretty as the one in OP when I shave my pubis yo
>>25029832
Snip snip
>>25030827
I'm chubby and I posted mine, so post yours.
Have a few protein shots ;^)
>>25029832
Pull out these ladies.
>>25029899
>cut
No, by a long shot.
Cut it off, try to get on the other side of the wall and demand that he tells me how to open magical holes in the wall.
>>25030151
It's because you watch too much porn showing 10 inches cock.
It ruined your perception of reality.
SLICE THAT FUCKING THING OFF
>>25030730
How is that at all Autistic?
>>25030712
Jesus christ, think about what you are saying.
>>25031329
What? plenty of other people in this thread were saying they would cut it off or kick it. How is what I said any different?
>>25029832
Tape to the side of wall, break parts on other side of dingus wall, inspect magiks, run various tests on hole and dingus. If it is a magic dingus, I will use it to harvest blood.
knife it down
>>25030712
>touching it
Why
>>25031720
I wouldn't touch it. Only the spray from my pepper spray, my knife, or the bottom of one of my boots would touch it.
That is not at all the same thing as touching it.
>>25031753
Yes it is
I wouldn't even want my boot on it
You are a latent homosexual, Anon
Spray paint it black, then that guy won't need to stick his dick through holes in the wall. He can just use the power of BBC to get laid.
>tfw no cock to coat your face and throat with cum
;_;
>>25029832
out thumb cuffs on it then laugh because he would be trapped there.
>>25032014
l-lewd onii-chan :3c
>>25032294
I-it's not lewd if it's with you!
fap it to cum into a jar.
>>25029832
>put headphones on it
>play justin bieber
>watch it shrink
>-1inch
>repair hole in wall
>live life
>>25032611
:3c i-i love you
>>25033311
Wow Anon, too soon, we haven't even held hands yet! You can tell me that after we finish cuddling our cocks together!
Let's see what a slug does to that motherfucker
>>25032785
>le justin gayber XDDD
9gag's that way.
