ITT:things that you will never hear.
>>25028634
>get the fuck out of /r9k/
Thank you my fellow brobots
>>25028634
Anon, I love you. You are my everything. You are the stars in my sky, the crisp night air in my breath, the beating of my pounding heart, the cool wet grass between my toes. You are my strength. Every day I wake up next to you and I can't believe how lucky I am. Take me now and all you like to the ends of our days. I will do whatever it takes to find myself in your embrace when you part from this world, and no other lover shall I ever take, before or after we part. Before we begin the rest of our journey, I only ask of you one thing. Reach into your heart and gib me about tree fiddy.
>you've made me proud son
>Not so deep!
>>25028846
>tfw you will always be a shitty son no matter how hard you try
jdimsa
>I love you daddy
Why am I even alive
>I love you
>Daddy / Dad
>You may kiss the bride
>you should be proud
I love my life!! Xddddddddxx
>Anon, you are the winner of the ISIS Rajeen Desert prize
>Here is your very own prime 12 year old Arabic wife!
>She is trained in sex, cooking, cleaning, washing clothes and ironing.
