OH GOD THIS GIANT SPIDER IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE IN MY ROOM WHAT DO I DO OH FUCK OH FUCK
>>25027360
inb4 Australians
>THAT'S NOT A SPOIDAH
Put him outside. Put a glass upside down over him to trap him, then gently (to not hurt his legs) slide a piece of paper under the glass. Then take the glass/paper/spider outside, and shake the spider out of the glass onto the ground.
He did nothing wrong and deserves no harm. Free him!
>>25027384
OH MY FUCK IT ACTUALLY CRAWLED AWAY UNDER MY DOOR
I'M SAFE
OH THANK YOU JESUS
I LOVE YOU BABY JESUS FOR DELIVERING ME FROM THIS HELL
>>25027409
He'll be back when you're sleeping
>>25027405
I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT FUCKING THING
I WOULDN'T EVEN KILL HIM BECAUSE THEN I'D HAVE A MAMMOTH SPIDER CORPSE TO DEAL WITH
FUCK NO
PLUS HE'S FUCKING WAITING AT THE DOOR TO KEEP ME FROM GOING OUT NOW
FUCK YOU SPIDER KUN
>>25027409
>>25027360
>>25027445
Shut the fuck up you drama queen faggot.
>>25027409
Keep this >>25027405 in mind next time you see him!
>>25027445
You don't have to touch him to catch him the way I said in >>25027405, calm down and re-read it
>>25027432
THE FUCK HE WILL
I'M BLOCKADING THIS SHIT
Ayyyy, just sit on it.
>>25027405
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>>25027463
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR SIDF BULLSHIT
YOU JUST WANT ME TO OVER THERE SO HE CAN RUN UP MY LEGS AND GET ME
I HATE YOU ANON YOU'RE AWFUL AND YOU LIKE SPIDERS
That's a brown recluse don't touch it that spray their poison from poison sack glands
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14De5ZjuOQ6
>>25027501
THAT'S BULLSHIT
I KNOW WHY HE'S HERE
HE SAW ME MAKING EGGS EARLIER AND I DIDN'T MAKE HIM ANY SO HE RAN OFF TO PLOT HIS REVENGE
NOW HE THINK'S HE'S SO FUCKING CLEVER WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOT
I ALREADY ATE ALL THE EGGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25027503
I like your accent
Once there was a huge as fuck spider spider that was probably an oversized brown recluse since my basement had a ton of those. I did not want to go anywhere near that thing so I shot at it with one of my old airsoft rifles. I took a picture, but of course I can't find it now. I stayed up all night in my basement at the time and probably killed about 4 or 5 brown recluses every night. You can spray WD40 on them and their legs stiffen up and they die real fast for some reason. I guess it soaks into their bodies and fucks with their muscles, but you have to spray them good and the floor will become slippery.
>haha NOPE amirite kill it with fire XDD
>>25028064
>>>/lgbt/
Don't come back.
OP I caught a spider about 30 minutes ago too.
Do you think it will murder me if I let it go?
>tfw people actually kill spiders
if they aren't poisonous they r my friends
>>25029211
normalfags are fucking disgusting savages, if there's no societal repercussions they'll gladly kill other living things for no valid reason
>>25028793
Pretty sure they die because they breathe through their skin with spiracles/holes
Or insects do at least
SPIDERS ARE NOT BROS
KILL ON SIGHT
NO EXCEPTIONS
>>25029211
you're a weirdo and I never want to see you questioning why you don't have friends ever again, anon.
>>25029309
>>25029339
>fly defense force
>"at last we'll have access to Anon's glorious piss bottles and unwashed plates"
>>25029375
why not kill the bugs yourself, are you a lazy faggot or something?
caught this fucker outside a couple of nights ago
>straya
Chances are that spider already deposited a nice amount of eggs in a warm cozy corner of your room. In a few weeks, when they are all grown up, you will have your own little spider bro army.
pic somewhat related, or not, I am pretty high right now.
>>25027360
grab it by it's tiny hairy spider legs and pop it into your butthole, it will eat all the flies caught in your taint
