I go on r9k
I like video games
I have one cat
I'm a programmer
I like to hunt
I like to cook
OP is a faggot but sure
>Every year I harvest, dry, power, capsule then sell psychedelic mushrooms
>I have 250+ hours in Rocket League
>I take escitalopram in 10mg pills every day
>>25026668
>I have 3 mental disorders and 1 neuropsychiatric disorder
>I'm a computer science major
>I have never had a girlfriend or been laid
I play the piano.
I have a tulpa.
I am a massive faggot, please rape my face.
I like to work out
I'm very lonely
I like to do shrooms in the forest
>>25026721
Why do you still take lexapro if you have limmitless supplies of shrooms?
I want to be loved
The thought of loving and being loved terrifies me
I drive
>>25026721
>I take escitalopram in 10mg pills every day
me too bro. is yours TERA or PMS?
>i fucking love fallout new vegas
>ive played bass for 7 years
>i listen to experimental 70s prog rock music alot
I lie to everyone to get through the day
I might be gay but I don't want to be
I like guns
i play guitar
i am depressed
i am white
I am a meme
I'm currently very sweaty
I can't spell the word "annihilate" (had to look it up just now)
I'm a loser
I don't have one solitary friend
I'm smart, tho
I dislike Muslims.
I'm ex military.
I normally browse /pol/ but it's gone to shit and I'm looking for a new home board.
>>25026944
not smart enough to find a friend tho m8
>>25026856
For one, it's not limitless, they're seasonal and I only have so much when the season ends, people like their psychedelics, plus I don't take them too much, all I have right now is seven dried shrooms in a dessicant chamber in my cupboard, but I'm not really comfortable taking them yet, waiting for a good day. Eventually.
>>25026902
I'm not sure what either of those mean.
>>25026954
That's the joke, douchebag.
I suffer from a multitude of mental and social disorders
I want to have someone to love, who will love me
I'm literally a shitstain
>>25026989
that attitude won't get you anywhere
>>25026994
>I'm literally a shitstain
>literally
Are you using this word wrong or are you a streak of shit on a pair of white undies?
>>25026948
What'd ya do in the military? How long where you there?
>>25027026
Unfortunately in either sense, he is now accurate in saying so. Google the definition.
I have a pet goat.
I love reading.
I write short horror stories.
>>25026998
You're a fucking retard. Bot doesn't like that comment, so I added this bit, because you don't deserve an insult with more effort added.
>>25026668
I have my pilot license
I once swam 150 laps for charity
I've been to a dozen other countries
Are there seriously people on this board who can't name only THREE things interesting about themselves? I'm the most boring person I know and even I've done 4 or 5 unique things.
>>25027124
now see I was willing to be your friend but then you had to go and be all insulting about it
>>25027126
Do you know where you are? I've had years of my life where the most interesting thing that happened to me is when I got audited.
>>25027031
Five years, infantry skills/fieldcraft/small unit tactics instructor. That was in the 90's though.
The only reason i am still alive is because of vidya and anime
I still can't talk to my steam friends(i'm sorry guys ;_;)
>>25027126
Welcome to this board, yes, we are boring, that's why we're all here :)
I like music with trumpets in it.
I had a defibrillator put in my chest when I was 16.
I like to make candles.
> >25027103
You sound like a cool dude.
>>25027126
Not everyone is amazing.
Not everyone has a redeeming quality.
>>25027218
Good job, phone.
>>25027103
>>25027218
Thank you for that anon
>>25026668
I work a shitty deli
I like to be myself, even at the risk of violence
I'm jealous of pic related as a man with a smaller dick
I'm gay
I have depression
i watch anime
I drink about a liter of tea a day
I look azn
I shitpost about my shitty life on here sometimes, don't ever get a lot of replies
is it weird that my captcha picture was tea? or does the robot just like to fuck around like that lol
I am one of the best pokemon players in the world
I work out daily
I am 18
I work out
i love cinema
i want to be a career director and actor
I'm in love
my hobby is reading and interpreting tarot cards
I don't like shaving and showering all the fucking time.
>>25026668
>hate women
>hate men
>hate myself
I used to jump out planes for a living.
Now I fly helicopters for a living.
I'm in my 30s and a kissless virgin.
I eat three meals a day: lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack
I'm writing an erotic fiction novel
I had a really, really great girlfriend and fucked it up so bad
>>25027790
sup not total loser loser
>museum exhibited artist
>250k in the bank
>29kv
>>25026668
I lost my virginity to a 44 yo woman best friend when I was 20, then we had a secret relationship.
I scored a 35 out of 36 on the ACT without studying (99.9 percentile) when I was in high school.
I sleep with my arms wrapped around a pillow I keep swaddled in blankets.
I am decently chaotic
I am quite melancholic
I have an odd affinity towards
horns and the occult.
I respond to almost everything with a dumb joke.
I`m a 22 year old kissless virgin.
I`m currently studying for my commercial pilot`s license.
>I like medieval folk music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4GUjmSWflw&feature=youtu.be
>I play guitar, am I interesting yet, I literally only learned this instrument so that I could have something to say when they ask you about your hobbies and to introduce yourself to normies
> 2D > 3D
I can't into tulpa
I can't into people
I can't into self.
>>25027950
I like you
ORIGINALINO
I have red hair
I'm fat and a loser
I'm a weeb
>>25027627
That's my hobby too.
>>25028504
You have good brown tastes at least.
