Masquerading as Chad is fun and sad at the same time. This desperate bitch sent 4 messages and I haven't replied and sent her number in the 3rd. Fuckin kek
I don't know if I should feel sorry for her or mock her.
>>25025207
Wow, all I ever get on dating sites is messages with "hey"
>>25025251
I'm using a 10/10 Chad's pictures just to laugh at all the roasties.
>>25025222
Definitely mock her. Just think about how badly she'd have treated a robot. Guys probably get the exact same treatment from her all the time. She deserves a bit of her own medicine.
>>25025336
Post pic youre using plz
>>25025405
Plz? for science.
>>25025207
When I compare posts like this to ones I get on OKcupid and Tinder I legitimately get depressed and just feel like not trying anymore. Even the ugly and fat ones give slow, one sentence responses to me. I didn't consider myself that ugly but now I know what a girl talks like when she's into you.
Fuck man.
>>25025405
>>25025460
Here you go. Receiving way much more attention than I ever saw on my real account when I had it.
>>25025472
Yeah it's very depressing. Dating in the West is a crapshoot. For us robot types it's best to not focus on it because it's more trouble than it's worth.
>>25025494
wtf, what do girls like nowadays? mainstream taste is just shit. i think i look better than him and im a virgin. to be fair, i dont even try.
>>25025530
I have no idea anymore.
>>25025222
>why haven't you responded to me.
>why haven't you responded to me.
>why haven't you responded to me.
>why haven't you responded to me.
>why haven't you responded to me.
>>25025530
>>25025783
post your face if you think you look better than him
>>25025530
Post a pic. I really doubt you do desu.
See if you can manipulate her, at least get some nudes out of it, if you're going to be running a social experiment, you might as well go for some results
>>25025494
Did you send her anything yet? Or are you not gonna deliver?
>>25025207
tell her that you don't date actual velociraptors.
give her some 3rd degree about the stupid yokel hat and her shitfiddle
>>25025530
The hair is interesting, but the face is pretty standard in terms of taste; germanic with a strong as fuck jawline and not too much forehead.
>>25025494
Holy shit these bitches are dumb.
I'd understand if it was some random guy, but an actor, fucking wow
>>25026144
I wanted to see if I'd get away with using Mac from It's Always Sunny but thought that would have been too obvious.
Jesus christ is this bitch thirsty.
>>25025207
>>25025222
OP please post pic of this girl
I have noticed girls on those sites/apps think fucking highly of themselves.
A 5/10 thinks they are good enough for a 9 or a 10 Chad
>>25025222
I didn't think it was possible for females to be this thirsty. Do chads really get female orbiters this easily?
>>25025530
>i think i look better than him and im a virgin. to be fair, i dont even try.
>>25026481
Thank the Jews and the media literally perpetrating the princess myth.
No suprise she's white too, white girl's have huge princess complexes.
>>25026481
here is profile. took me two seconds since I noticed he is on POF http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99263843
Youre welcome anons
>>25026530
good job. now some faggot is going to tell this bitch she's being catfished.
>>25026530
holy FUCK. Don't feel so bad anymore. DO NOT WANT.
>>25026530
.>GIGANTIC LANDING STRIP FOREHEAD OMFG
that nose. reminds me of pic related
>>25026530
Why do skinnyfat bitches always describe themselves as athletic?
>>25026551
blame fucking op for taking a SCREENSHOT OF HIS PHONE THAT SHOWED POF.COM on it.
was asking for it TBbqsammichH famislus
>>25025494
A Viking prince lol
>>25026673
I would totally bang him if he approached me in his 'Vikings' costume.
Not sure if you are being genuine or making a pun.
>>25025207
You SATX?
>>25026530
>Profession
>Christian Paranormal Writer
literally what the fuck
>>25026530
She looks easy. And she comes across as desperate. Six shots of Jack and she'll be ready to saddle up on anything with a pulse, a dick and two arms.
>>25025207
>>25025222
Holy shit, we found Ms. Fedora. This shit is pathetic as fuck.
>Good day Milord!
>>25025207
>>25025222
A female fedora...
>>25026563
>I would like to believe I'm attractive
This is what woman believe when they get laid. Fucking kek, talk about self inflated ego.
>>25026563
We know why she's wearing a hat in her profile pic now.
>>25026530
>Christian paranormal writer
>QueenVelociraptor wants to find someone to marry
>It's a Viola not a violin
Hahaha. Saddle this frumpy cow up and ride her for all she's worth OP. You know, jiggle the bait a bit. Have some fun.
>>25026587
I wonder this myself lmao im finally making it. (Achived goal body) i made a pof and i laugh everytime a skinnyfat or a chubby girl says there athletic cause theu play volleyball once a month or some shit. Its like bitch i put athletic on my thing because i am. Not because my fucking let me self delusions tell me i am. On another note why thr FUCK do roasties spam my profile its hard to waide through the hams to a Dimer
>>25027827
I'm a moralfag so I'm probably not gonna destroy her self worth, though I am feeling antisocial. But if she was a girl who I messaged on my real account that never responded, I'd obliterate her.
>>25026359
Do you think Dennis would be better than Mac?
>>25028105
Mac looks like more of a garden variety Chad imo. Though what I'm doing is something Dennis might do.
>>25026359
you should totally try james deen the pornstar.
bonus if you say in your profile that you have a rape fetish
>>25028158
I thought about using him and I'm pretty sure most girls wouldn't know who he is because they don't like porn the way we do.
>>25028127
Fucking priceless. Although there are some spotty bits to the new seasons of Sunny, I cannot deny the smile that comes over my face when Dennis starts pulling android/failed Chad antics.
>I'M A FIVE STAR MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0xCzO8knUc
>>25025207
>>25025222
sheeeit a female fedora
>>25025207
>>25025222
OP GO AHEAD AND DESTROY HER SELF ESTEEM
>sorry but you're not my type
SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT!
>sorry, I draw the line at a five head
>would you be willing to convert to islam/satanism/paganism/other belief for me?
>what are your thoughts about hitler?
>>25025530
You don't bro, you really don't
>>25025222
Fucking Christ they literally fall right into your hands as Chad. I always knew this, but actually seeing it pisses me off.
>>25026600
no, you tried to be funny and failed, you aren't edgy because you know how to search websites Jesus Christ, this thread had great potential and you ruined it
>>25030229
>expecting anything other than the utmost superficial exchanges on tinder
you're literally walking into it man
>>25030229
I know we all enjoy laughing at fake Chad profiles wrecking Stacies and fat sluts who think too highly of themselves but these threads also simultaneously make me really fucking angry and sad. Angry that I have to jump through a billion hoops just to get a 4/10 to even consider sending me more than a one word message, sad because I know no woman will ever want me the way that the girl OP is catfishing wants fake Chad.
>>25030338
Oh yeah, forgot to add that it also makes me feel like there is not any fucking point in trying because even if I manage to land a gf all it takes is her dream Chad breathing in her direction for her to start worshiping him
>>25025494
Hahahaha you're using Bjorn? Bitches are stupid
>>25029926
And now we wait for her to respond. Being gentle because already feel sorry for her.
>>25030594
and now we wait for the tears to flow
>>25030594
kek, this is brutally simple
>>25025207
Literally a female fedora, she's even tipping her hat and all.
>>25025207
Jesus she sounds like the female version of those fedora nice guys on ok cupid
Not even gonna say anything about this. The picture speaks for itself.
>>25030594
SHE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>25030857
YEEEES DO IT SAY YES THEN ARRANGE TO MEET HER SOMEWHERE THEN ACTUALLY DON'T THEN WHEN SHE ASKS WHY YOU WEREN'T THERE SAY YOU WERE WITH A GIRL MORE PRETTY THEN HER
>>25026530
>http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99263843
>that forehead
I totally understand the hat now, ups her looks by at least two points.
>>25030857
>plenty of fish
Oh god, this shitshow of a website still exists? I remember using it in like 2008 and thinking the interface was sorely outdated/
>aspiring Christian Paranormal writer
She's not even an actual one. she's an aspiring one
>>25030857
>likes athletic guys
>not athletic at all
female orbiter
>first of all . i dont know wht am doing on here lolsecondly if u aint gon say nice things Dont bother messaging coz you dont know me ..Who are you to even judge Exactly you aint sh*tLOL .
PoF is actually hilarious
>>25025222
she is a scammer you dumb shit
>>25025207
S.A. ROBOTS IN THE HOOOOOOUSE! GO ESPURS!
I was on POF for a little and it was a horrifying experience. Every chick that messaged me was either well versed in ebonics or literally retarded, unless those too are synonymous.
POF is the site for all the slutty teen moms to hang out. And in this specific case "Christian Paranormal Writers"
>>25030970
And she's a single mother, lmao
Online dating = death
>as long as you have a vagina you can say literally anything no matter how batshit crazy it sounds and still get what you want
This is the reality women live in
>>25031123
>literally retarded
I'm looking at profiles near me now and just saw this on some slut's profile
>I looking for a boyfriend for a relationship and a sex mate. friends of benifts.
once I befriended a chad in college... He was cool, but when we got close enough to start to talk about sex... I never felt so depressed.
He didn't have any dating app. He didn't need it. facebook and instagram was his personal tindr. The amount of girls that threw himself all over him on his social media was something mesmerizing... Tons of girls everyday openly hiting on him. His whatsapp had so many contacts that it bugged and lagged even though it was the latest iphone. He literally had a personal menu of girls whom he coukd choose at will. All he had to do was a quick cheat chat (hey how you doing) of 3 minutes and he had a date for the day that would mostly end in sex.
I never felt so... So... I can't evem find the worlds. Envy? That too... He was so handsome... So fucking handsome that if he tried to fuck me I'd let him... And the girls he fucked... Model tier girls...
I shouldnt have seem that. I was better iff not knowing the misadventures of a handsome man's sex life.
>>25031167
I doubt she often gets what she wants, given her level of desperation. Stop spitting the maymays of this place, you autistic tosser. She clearly has nearly as bad as robot: she wants someone she can't have, but she doesn't want to settle down for another ugo. Just like any robot I've ever seen.
>>25031359
Shoulda asked him to hook you up with some of the lower tier orbiters he doesn't want for himself
damn...
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=107091986
>>25031418
forgot pic
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Try not to take online dating seriously fellow robots
>>25031430
That is some bad lighting, looks like she has a dick
>>25031430
Cute, but be prepared to find a plank when you undress her.
>>25031359
i know that feel, my best friend happend to be a chad.
he's a cool bro, we've known eachother since we were 9.
he gets way more pussy than i could dream of, dispite being more autismal than me.
he's 6'1 green eyed with an epic jaw, the definition of ubermensch.
like you said, he doesn't have to do anything, girls just trow themselves at him.
its pretty depressing
>>25031453
If robots were cool with leaving their comfort zones they wouldn't be robots
>>25031403
He tried to do that for me. Like i said, he was a very nice, bro-tier guy. He was using me, though... But not in a bad way. He was just curious about my social retardation and was trying to "coach" me like a shitty teen comedy movie. It failed miserably, I'm beyond any hope of salvation. But he tried to introduce me to girls, to other friends, and even take me to parties. I wish I had taken the chances. Instead i ignored his attempts to drag me out of autism and he grew tired of me.
There's only one thing about it that bugs me... I doubt a person like him can easily actually form bonds and have a meaningful relationship... At leadt it would be extremely difficult to leave his hookup life behind. It was the only thing "humane" about him... At the end of the night, he still struggled with a hovering loneliness that no amount of quick sex could fulfill.
>>25026481
>A 5/10 thinks they are good enough for a 9 or a 10 Chad
>Thank the Jews and the media literally perpetrating the princess myth.
Are you guys fucking retarded?
A 5/10 girl is good enough for a 10/10 guy
For sex, for a few weeks or months at max, especially because if she gets pregnant by him, you get to pay for it
>>25030594
Hahahahahahaha
Doing gods work op, thank you.
>>25026563
When people bully you for being ugly, you call them roastie whores, but when you see an ugly woman you're on full heat. What gives? Why do half of you fuckers expect sympathy from others when you're just as cruel as the "normies" that you straw man so much? Pls respond
>>25031502
I'd rather be lonely whilst getting my dick wet as opposed to being lonely with 0 attention of any kind.
>>25031554
Because they did it first. Most robots were just weirdos that minded their own business in high school and were still relentlessly bullied by chads and stacies.
Still a double standard no doubt
>>25031554
She's a 5/10 at best and she's trying to get with a fake Chad who is 10/10. That's why we're roasting her
>>25031554
OP here, maybe my standards are low or whatever but I find her pretty attractive. I'm only doing this for laughs and to possibly get nudes which I've succeeded in doing.
>>25025207
What do you do when you actually wanna meet up with one?
>>25031596
Post them please I need this so I can cum
>>25031554
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
go back to tumblr faggoon
>>25031615
One of them was from a average looking chick and the other was a girl who seemed kinda slow that I manipulated into getting naked under the guise of an art project. I had even told her to spread her cheeks and bend over and she did it. Chad works in mysterious ways.
I deleted the pics and vids because I felt bad.
>>25025207
damn, do other girls try to get it on with your chad profile with the same level of desperation?
>>25031554
This man speaks the truth.
The hypocrisy is strong with you guys.
>>25030970
Reminds me of this "fat empowerment" movement comic of a fat superheroine. Her boyfriend? A stereotypical blond hunk.
>>25031696
>>25031554
>>25031581
fuck off you normie shills
>>25031581
I knew this would be a response. But who are "they"? There is no objective "normie or robot" dichotomy in real life. It's not like "normies" are one big conglomerate that plot against you. You think that it's just to make fun of someone because you assume that they would have done the Same to you because they're "one of those fucking normals". Do you see the flaw in this thinking? Yeah a lot of people here were probably mistreated but there's no normie conspiracy to ostracize robots. The overwhelming majority of people don't even think in this line of categorization
>>25031654
> I even had told her to bend over and spread her cheeks and she did it
Anon, why must you blueball me like this
>>25030594
I want responses pls
>>25031840
If I can convince her to do it again today. I will post it.
>>25031878
But I should let you know she was a dumpy looking filipina and kinda chubby. So it was low self esteem that made her do it, I still feel kinda bad about it.
>>25025207
>>25025222
this reads like the female version of a fedora tipper
It's important to remember though that not all women are like this and not to hate them all, though ones like pic related make that difficult
>>25031957
Why are there robots here in Texas?
>>25031957
>Caregiver
Now, I'm not one to attack people just because, but that does sound shady as shit.
>>25031554
>be robot
>grow up being tormented by your peers
>learn that deep down everybody is a piece of shit either for having been born that way or conditioned by torture
>become an adult and don't have any trouble treating animals like animals
Did you expect a robot to turn out any different?
>>25031988
Because all the cows are already taken.
>>25031878
>>25031905
That's even better. Thanks anon. You're a cool guy.
>>25032049
I was bullied during 9 years, I did efforts, because my parents were honest and lade me realise I was a big part of the problem, and now I have a nice normie life with good friends and girls I sleep with fairly often.
Come on anon, you too have your chance.
>>25026530
>>25025222
>>25025494
>3/10 thinks she's deserving of an 8
I really didn't want to believe this meme was real. Oh well, time to drink bleach.
>>25032415
But anon, point me towards one basement dweller here that wouldn't want nor try his luck with a food looking female, and maybe I'll accept it.
Until then, I'll be here to laugh at your double standards.
>>25030594
doing god's work op
god's work
>>25025472
I don't understand why you guys do these dating site experiences.
Sometimes, ignorance IS bliss.
>>25026530
>http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99263843
>'Pursuing my degree in teachings high school English.'
Obviously with a 0.5 GPA
>I'm a hardcore lover, passionate and overwhelming
Translation: I'm fucking psycho and when you finally do submit to my stalking, my orgasms will damn near rip your dick off. If you leave me or decide not to go on a second date with me, I'll show up at your workplace screaming and crying begging you to come back.
>"I love God and Jesus Christ without Him I would be nothing"
More English fail, more evidence of personality disorder.
>"I just want my other half to be crazy with, the shield to my sword."
Textbook narcissistic grandiosity. Acknowledging that she doesn't treat others well while simultaneously trying to paint it as a virtue, and admitting that she's looking for a passive fall guy to take the heat off of her for her mistreatment of others.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY SHE WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL
>>25032324
>no serious mental problems
>has gf
>goes on this board
>tells people to just bee themselves
oh fuck off
>>25032502
>one basement dweller here that wouldn't want nor try his luck with a good looking female
I think there are a decent amount of us who are just simply avoidant and don't "try our luck" at all.
>double standards
>implying I want some stacey whose only interest is makeup, fashion, and watching bravo tv.
No thanks.
>>25032324
No one here is going to put in extra effort to have the privilege of hanging out with people who used to torment them. You didn't trade up, you sold out.
>>25031957
>Ethnicity: Hispanic, Gemini
Since fuckin when was your star sign a part of ethnicity?
>>25025222
Make a robot profile and talk to her. If she ignores you then you know Etsy to do next
>>25032592
Well no, I don't have no gf, mister. I do have girls that could qualify as sexfriends I guess though.
And I didn't say be yourself. On the contrary, do some efforts man. If I was the same person I was 6 years ago, I wouldn't get any pussy that's for sure.
>>25032627
>Implying I'm friends with the people that used to bully me
I find people that would qualify as normies, but now they accept me and enjoy my presence, because I changed.
Apparently I'm handsome enough that a 9/10 gave me two phone numbers and an email, but I still blew it.
It's not that I'm totally and completely incompetent in these things, I just don't know how you're supposed to act when the girl literally throws herself at you.
>>25033183
I found the answer for you. Do nothing. Let them project Chad onto you. Just nod, don't really react much. Just go along with it. They'll literally make up a personality for you, and laugh at everything you say. Sometimes even if you don't say anything.
>>25033183
Same. I thought I could be open and go for it, she lost interest, perhaps I was "too interested" or seemingly desperate.
So then I remain reserved, but they lose interest because I'm probably coming off as shy or not attracted to them.
I remain in the latter mode as it takes less effort and feels less like rejection when I could argue with the voices in my head that I remained cool and shit.
>>25033208
This only works if you're exceptionally good looking. Not just handsome or cute, but REALLY good looking and attractive.
>>25033183
>>25033241
When a good looking woman throws you a bone - keywords here, throws you a bone - don't get your hopes up. If you haven't figured it out by now, women in general have multiple guys interested in them at the same time. This is especially true if she's really good looking.
Simply put, she probably found a "higher value" guy. If she's dating online, it's not uncommon for her to be chatting to multiple guys, and even dating multiple guys. She will never tell you this, so you have to infer it by her flakey behavior.
>>25025824
>pls respond
You guys are making fun of her but you forgot this autism actually works for her.
If OP wasn't a fake account, dollars to doughnuts she would be getting dicked down as we speak
Don't even know how to respond to this bitch now lol
>>25034364
Make her feel bad by telling her she will get nowhere with this kind of attitude
>>25034364
start flirting with her again. act like her giving you sass sparked some interest or some shit
>>25034364
this senpai >>25034447
or agree to be interested but straight after, disclose that you have a micropenis
>>25034447
How much you wanna bet the next message will be her apologizing?
>>25034447
Oops forgot the picture desu
>>25034364
>this thing is for meeting people, not for hooking up with whoever feels like hitting on you
>sorry but you don't look like the kind of girl i'm looking for
Don't be harsh. Just gently let her know that you're out of her heague and see how madness ensues.
>>25034364
Women are so fucking entitled.
>>25034364
holy fucking shit what
>>25034502
kek, if she does apologise you should go on some autistic rant about double standards and how women can reject men easily but men are interoggated by women like her if they do the same
>>25026530
>SO HIP AND NERDY Game of Thrones reference
>Can't even spell "valar morghulis" correctly
>>25034502
>>25034584 don't do this
Be cruel. Tell her something along the line you're tired of people being interested only in your looks. And that you thought she could de somehow different. kek
>>25034364
you know exactly what has to be done now, son
TOAST
THE
ROAST
>>25034364
>'not interested as in not interested in meeting entitled subpar looking bitches, but not uninterested in dating'
Or
>'spoiler alert: your parents lied to you when they told you you were pretty, have a nice day '
>>25034648
First you must marinate the roast.
Gently and slowly cook her in her own tears.
Then you should toast the roast until it breaks and become a fucked up sjw
>>25034502
Entitled cunt. She's barely a 5 looking to hook up with a guy that's at least an 8.
Clarify that you're not interested in HER.
>>25025350
>average ugly girl gets rejected and feels like shit
>average ugly guy gets rejected and feels like shit
No need to make it worse. She's clearly not like the pretentious sluts who type like retards and asks to get fucked. She looks like she'd be put off by a bad personality. If anything OP should test it out and mess wit her if she acts like a typical whore. No need to treat nice people bad..attraction on the internet is a tricky thing, one photo is what you go off of, and first impressions on the internet with one photo is the hardest thing you'll ever have to do.
>>25025494
You could probably use a famous celebrity like the guy who plays Thor and most of these bitches are so dumb they wouldn't realize.
You will never be a women arguing with 20 robots disguised as a single chad on a dating website
FEELS GOOD
>>25034817
She just told him to delete his profile because he wasn't interested in her.
She suffers from the same delusion that 95% of women have.
I don't understand these threads at all.
I mean, they're funny when the girls are cunts/act like whores, but when they're like the girl OP is talking to, I don't get it.
Robots talk about how much they hate normies because they're cruel.
But then when the internet gives them the opportunity to wear a normie's skin (i.e. use their pictures), they amuse themselves just how cruel normies do.
It's not like you're "satirizing" normies, this girl seems cringeworthy but she's definitely no Stacy.
>>25034817
You are the biggest cuck I've seen on /r9k/ in long time. I guarantee you that she would treat you like shit and mock you for talking to her. Quit being a white knight faggot and grow some fucking balls.
>>25025207
Do people actually think this girl is ugly? She looks OK to me. I'm not religious and don't do the whole 'country' thing so I doubt we'd pair well anyways, but still.
>>25034878
Tells him to delete his profile cause he won't fuck her. Not believing herself to be a Stacy at least
There are Roastie defenders in this thread right now
>>25034934
Shit, did not see that picture.
You're right, toast this roastie.
>>25034912
>>25026563
CONTENT ORIGINAL NOT SPAM
Password to the account is MRORANGE. Merry Christmas robots, raise some hell.
>>25034970
you beautifull man, what have we done to deserve such kindness?
>>25031430
How old? She looks jaibaity
>>25034502
Continue being nice but decline her offers and see if she goes turbo-bitch. I need to be reminded how shitty women are.
>>25035018
On second thought, I deleted it. I feel sorry for her, her existence is punishment enough.
>>25035047
Get the fuck out you cuck.
>>25035047
Oh fuck you, cunt
>>25035047
You are such a cuck.
Delusional; total lack of self awareness, says shit like:
>I would like to think I'm attractive
>I can't seem to fathom why you haven't responded to me
Pseudo-Chad at least acknowledges her with a reply and a polite rejection.
>you should delete your profile
How many ugly/average guys do you think she's completely dismissed without so much as a reply?
Social media was a mistake. Just when you thought women couldn't get more conceited, social media came along and gave them all the undeserved validation and attention they could want.
>>25035047
>cares about women
>is a little moralcunt bitch
>makes a catfish account
>makes a shit thread
Kill yourself, OP, your existence is worthless.
Why can't I register on PoF? It keeps saying my password isn't complex enough, but I've used 30 letter gibberish and still it won't accept, is there some anti-shitlord algorithm or something?
>>25034629
>Be cruel. Tell her something along the line you're tired of people being interested only in your looks.
this would be fucking sweet
>>25035047
Sad.
She's doing it to herself anon.
>If you don't want to fuck me, then you should delete your profile
Oh well, you deleted your account, that's kind of a burn anyways for her
Can anyone give me a picture of a Chad I wanna make a fake profile and fuck around this seems like fun.
>>25035606
Use this actor named James Ransone. Chad looks and obscure enough to not be obvious
>roastie tells him to delete his account
He does it. Congrats anon, you're today's cuck of the day.
>>25035537
Seriously guys, how do you register? I tried the most bizarre original username and a password that went on for 20 characters and it still won't work.
>>25026513
Guess it's time to whip this out.
These are the type of people who complain they don't get gfs here.
>>25025350
You're a total loser anon, holy shit. An average guy would just get ignored too, get a fucking life. You would break out the rape threats in the third message then act surprised you got told to fuck off.
>>25025207
>san antonio
Thats where i live, ask for her address
>>25035847
>proud to be american
>uses an AK
kek
>You weren't born a Chad
>You weren't born genetically superior
What's the fucking point
>>25035681
>James Ransone
god damnit ziggy
>>25025207
>>25025222
Yea, nah. I don't believe this is real for a sec.
>>25031838
There's no plot, they didn't even see us as humans, for them we were inferior and should be treated like a inferior creature
That's it
>>25025207
>>eventually they stop asking me and now i stay at home all day
>Queen Velociraptor
>San Antonio
Jesus christ, I can tell she's one of the slight-pudge german-irish girls who likes country music and horses. Fucking Texas, I swear.
>>25031696
>man
It's obviously a roastie
>>25035960
He'll always be Corporal Ray Person to me.
>>25034690
/r9k/ cookbook when?
>>25035985
You obviously haven't been here very long. Lots of women turn to total spergs for Chad.
>>25036017
yeah, loved ray too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjZa3NNhhpw
>>25026516
This pretty much sums it up. Most pretty young white women have a HUGE princess complex because people bend over backwards for them. It's partially society's fault for perpetrating it.
>>25031554
r9k is not a hivemind you faggot
>>25031554
Protip, lad.
The reason most of these people are sealed in their bedrooms is because that mocking, hypocritical nature is what they live with in their head. There's a second version of them sat inside of their mind narrating everything they do with the same vindictive attitude. They'll never be happy, never do good enough, always weak compared to others, always never enough. They're more harsh to themselves than they'll ever be able to be to others.
It's a problem that sorts itself out.
>>25034364
I guess girls can be fedora tippers when confronted with Chad.
>>25025207
>>25025222
>>25030594
Man, this hits hard.
This happens to me all the time, except it's the same guy I try to talk to every time.
I've even offered to pay but he just says I'm too ugly.
>>25036099
>Implying each and every one of threads like these aren't b8
I mean, I hate women basically about as much as the next arcanine, especially considering those I was willingly friendzoned by (ie I was totes okay with only being friends with the girl, and was there for them when I had to deal with theirshitty abusive bfs, as in I had multiple girls do this multiple times), and been shit on multiple times by different women. But even I approach these threads with a grain of salt. Women don't have to be this thirsty because they're a warm hole, men will fuck anything. I find it hard to believe that women are this desperate.
Take it from a guy who gets drunk then walks to his neighbors house to watch and study how people interact to break the monotony of being alone in my Room all the time. I watch this shit go down. I don't believe this is real for a second. Dumb shit happens all the time, but nigga you just getting b8d.
Pic related you think it's real
>>25036303
Just give up on him. I know I pay for my oneitis from time to time, but nobody else has caught my slightest interest. My oneitis is by all means not a Chad. He's extremely skinny, big head, bad haircuts, nigger nose although he's Asian.
No Stacy would ever hit on that dork. But he's a good friend.
Don't offer to buy out their interest, even in that aspect I make my oneitis ask me for things, but I've known him for over 5 years.
>>25036303
hes out of your league bitch, damn
>>25034364
Wow her feelings are hurt, poor girl
I don't care a bit. Suffer as I have.
>>25036383
Are you stupid? OP's using a fake Chad profile, you idiot. Go try it yourself. Find a good looking, lesser known actor or male model, make a profile on PoF and watch the roasties beg for your thundercock
>>25036394
>>25036593
yeah he's pretty attractive and out of my league. I don't really have much competition though, because we literally play video games all day when we're not at work/class.
the reason he doesn't have a gf yet is because he wants someone who will share all of his interests, isn't a casual, will spend as much time as me playing vidya with him, etc, but isn't ugly like me.
basically he wants someone like me except not ugly. I'm not even ogreweight. I'm just fucking ugly.
someday I'll save up enough to ask him to take my virginity though
>>25025207
>>25025222
Literally lady fedora
>>25036717
>implying op couldn't just grab a random girls profile pic, make a fake fb/tinder/OKC doesn't even need fb verification, post those Pms and then post about it here.
And here I thought I was redpilling hard
>>25036303
jesus how ugly are you
>>25025207
that woman is "tips fedora"
>>25035537
mfw im chad zachary
>>25036733
How old are you? You're probably better looking than you think
>>25036866
Take my advice and create your own fake Chad profile. I've done it on Tinder and girls spill their spaghetti HARD.
Go try it. I doubt OP would have to go through all that trouble just to fake some shitty conversation and then flake out by deleting his own profile
>>25037057
18
And I'm not, I have weird chinky eyes. Makeup only makes it worse. I either have to go full on cosplay mode with eyelid tape, contacts, etc or I look gross. And at that point it's just not worth the effort because you'll get stares because you look so out of place.
I'm shitskinned despite being a chink. I have weird teeth/lips so that if I smile at all, there will be gaps between my lips because my teeth are pushing into them.
The first time I realized I was ugly was when I was 5. I didn't compare myself to any celebrities or anything, I didn't need anyone to tell me I was ugly. I just observed people I saw on a daily basis, and then looked at myself in the mirror, and thought "damn I look like shit."
>>25037057
> A wild beta appears
Have some self-respect dude. As soon as a "Grill Here" post appears, dozens of you guys crawl out of the woodwork to subtly try to get the girls(tranny)contacts details.
> No she's(it's)not in the same state as you
> No, even if she(it)was, she(it)still wouldn't want to meet with you
> No, she(it)won't give you her(its)contact details because it already has enough orbiters
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>>25037275
>The first time I realized I was ugly was when I was 5. I didn't compare myself to any celebrities or anything, I didn't need anyone to tell me I was ugly. I just observed people I saw on a daily basis, and then looked at myself in the mirror, and thought "damn I look like shit."
it was exactly like this for me. i'm 18 too and feel awful about how i look sometimes. i just try and remind myself that there are more important thingshopefullythan how you look and then i move on. can't do anything about it
>>25037313
i'm femalebtw. YOU fuck off, faggot
>>25037380
The only thing that brings me comfort is the horrible economic situation.
What that means is:
I will save up enough eventually where my oneitis will just hold my hand and have sex with me in exchange for money. At some point, my money will inevitably be enough for him. It'll happen someday, right now I have about $400 to drop on him. The savings pool is only getting larger.
>>25037313
>>25037380
>>25037380
Eh, he's not wrong though. X>80% of the ro"grills" here are just b8s/trolls or degenerates, which isn't saying much because they only. Make up like 5%of the posters here.
>>25037380
No one gives a shit that you have a vagina and tits (aside from beta faggots), so why bother bringing it up?
Oh, that's right, because you're an attention whore.
Pic related. Please fuck off, roastie.
>>25037479
>Oh, that's right, because you're an attention whore.
nah, because you started ranting and jumping to conclusions and i wouldn't be able to say anything else to that girl without you going off on one again
>Please fuck off, roastie.
no
>>25037437
definitely just try asking him to take your virginity before you offer money. the money might make him feel weird about it
>>25037244
Who's having any success on PoF? Seems even behind my Chad mask girls can smell the robot.
>>25037588
I have, that's exactly why I'm offering him money
a nice dinner wasn't enough, a nice dinner and $200 wasn't enough either, so I'll go all the way and offer him at least 1k next time~
>>25037597
Ask questions and make her tell you about herself.
>>25037652
Why him specifically? You could give it away to a robot here.
>>25031359
My brother and my cousin are both chads, and it's frustrating. My brother gets pussy once ever 1 or 2 weeks, and that's just because he actively rejecting women, otherwise he could get more but he's tired of pussy. I've logged into his facebook account and I've seen the messages of girls he fucked maybe once or twice, they sometimes beg him for attention. He has basically an harem, and the worst is that he looks just like me, but I use glasses and I'm 4 cm shorter. I've read his messages to see if I understand what he does but I haven't got nothing. To make things worse, last year I started to develop a receding hairline, the difference is even bigger now.
My cousin constantly gets pussy on Tinder. He's fatter than me and has even less hair. Sometimes, the girls he gets are fat and/or ugly but more than half of the time they're gorgeous, no less than 7-8, and he gets it consistently every weekend and sometimes in the middle of the week too. He hooked up with a girl last Wednesday, supposedly just to drink something (he didn't even made the invitation, she did) and he ended up cumming into her tits after a bj.
The three of us were real good friends at childhood, they were as awkward as me when we were teenagers but somehow they got their first kiss, one of two very awkward relationships, and bam, they are normal. My brother even lost his virginity at 21, he wasn't that much of a Chad back then. And I just stopped back then.
It's frustrating, it seems like it's something so simple for other people, yet we are all stunted into the social capabilities of 15 year old kids.
>>25037757
Have you asked for help from your brother or cousin?
>>25037740
because he's my oneitis
same reason why guys only wanna fuck their chosen stacy or whatever rather than settling for that fat girl at the gym
>feeling sorry for roasties
>any year
>>25037856
>thinking we'd turn down a fat girl
>thinking we can afford to go to the gym
Christ Stacy you're delusional
>>25037757
Ask your cousin or brother or watch those pickup artists on youtube, a few of them are really good.
>>25037856
That fat girl is trying to improve herself. Unless she gives up.
>>25037757
most people aren't virgins by 15 anon
>>25037856
>same reason why guys only wanna fuck their chosen stacy or whatever rather than settling for that fat girl at the gym
men lower their standards all the time. it's women who dont budge with their high ass standards
>>25037856
> tfw no chinese gf who shares all my interests and wants me so bad she'd pay for my dick
>>25037832
I have done it years ago, but the advice it's just some variaton of "be natural", "don't be afraid", "just say the first thing that comes to your head" , things like that. As much as I don't get them, they don't seem to be able to get me neither. And that was back then, when I actually knew some women and I wasn't so ugly. Now the difference is too much.
>>25037935
Well, in my country I would say that the most normal age to lose virginity is 17-18, probably 15-16 for girls. Most of the people that loses their virginity earlier than that are part of poor families with more than 5 children that go down the same route than their parents.
>>25037924
At this point is either too natural for them that they can't explain it to me, or I'm just too scared/retarded to understand. I'm out of places for meeting new people and I'm already 25. I'm ashamed but I just gave up.
>>25037856
That "fat girl at the gym" believes she's entitled to Chad. Can't speak for everyone but I know I'm not entitled to a model. My standards aren't unreasonable.
>>25025494
this is an actor, he's in Vikings, pretty good show.
>>25038121
Ok. Make more male friends. They'll be more forgiving of your awkwardness. And any time you interact with a female, regardless of age, treat her like one of your male friends.
OP SHOULD SEND THIS
>"You're not entitled to a handsome dick such
as mine"
>"You should be grateful i'm even responding to someone with your looks"
>"Sorry but its the truth"
>>25037976
it's not about standards
if I see a 10/10 model chad I wouldn't give a shit about him because he's not my oneitis
this guy is
>>25038321
>it's not about standards
>plans to pay a guy $1000 to fuck her because he's out of her league instead of finding someone who is
You're psychotic you know that right? All women are, they honestly believe it's not about standards.
>>25025530
Oh please. You look no where near as good as him.
>>25038365
I just take pride in being an orbiter, he once called me his #1 orbiter and I was really proud of myself that day
he's my friend before he is my crush anyways, i said we spend entire days playing cs and other shit together
>>25038428
You are beyond pathetic
>>25038428
Would you rate as 2/10?
>>25038428
you're the female virgin of a thirsty pathetic beta and it disgusts me, why haven't you killed yourself yet seeing as he'll never want you?
>>25038428
How do I get an orbiter like you? How'd you meet?
>>25034364
>I am interested in dating. Just not dating you. Sorry.
>>25032042
By caregiver, she probably means CNA.
And every CNA I've met is weird as fuck and fucked up to some degree (though usually cool). In fact, the most bipolar person I've ever met was a CNA. Seems legit.
>>25038499
I calculate it like this:
1/3 of the american population is overweight. I'm not overweight, so that automatically puts me at a 3/10. I don't have any deformities like extra fingers, etc so that gives me 0.5. I don't have much else though. So i'm a 3.5/10, maybe 4 when I put facially altering makeup on.
>>25038513
we met in solo queue in league of legends, but we've both quit since then
it's actually an interesting story because we just ended up in 2 games with each other in solo queue, didn't add each other or anything after that, then I posted on /vg/ "looking for a duo q partner to get me out of the hell that is diamond5"
and this guy fucking adds me and I was like "oh hey you're that guy from 3 weeks ago in solo q"
and then we became friends
>>25034364
im just not interested in you you retarded piece of dickcancer
>>25038656
No extra points for not being overweight. So 3.
Where are you from?
>>25025222
*tips violin*
>>25038743
north america
>>25038793
So Canada?
>>25038239
They aren't cruel, they just can't grasp that I can really be out there talking to someone and being unable to come up with anything to say. Honestly, I hate being with people, even if I like that people. I don't have anything going on in my life so I can't even give an answer to the basic "how are things going?". I don't have stories to share.
I have some other male friends, but they are just like me or worse.
>>25038656
Well crap. Girls actually into any nerdy hobby are unicorns, I'll never find one.
>>25038793
Why do you play MOBAs, ho?
I tried getting my girlfriend into CS:GO,but she's not good at competitive games.
I bet this dude isn't even that attractive. I don't know why you womenfolk get so attached to certain men and obsess over them. I don't get why shy, socially anxious grill likes me.
Y'all are fucking bizarre.
