Robots let me tell you a story
> Be robot back on first /r9k/ board ten thousand years ago (ok like 2008? it was better than /g/ and /b/ (but not /d/))
> Basically be foul bachelorette frog status
> Freshman in college
> Spend entire college career just studying, getting wasted, and on internet
> graduate and get good job (thanks stem)
> have money
> decide to 'grow up'
> try to be alpha, start dating, make friends, have roommate take me out
> actuallykindoffeelsgoodman.wav
> go to a lot of bars, have tons of friends
> dating still sucked tho cuz im an autist inside/ not some normie faggot
> life is fun but it just feels like a charade
> insert random hookups and blow here
> fast forward to now
> still keeping up charade
> dating most "normal" guy ever
> his family loves me, hes paid, hes nice to me
> talks about marriage and puppies
> has decent dick
> doesnt get my weird internet humor
> doesnt appreciate my dank maymays
> doesnt understand greentext
> doesnt understand what trolling is
> gonna break up with him
> just want to relapse back into full robot life
> TFW
Nobody cares about your blog, faggot.
>>25024789
nobody cares about anything, its 4chan
>>25024750
Women can't be robots
Normie get out!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking faggot cuck
>>25024863
im old, im not a cute fun fffeeeeeeeeeeeeamale dont you reeeeeeeeeee at me you newcanadian
>>25024750
OP pic reminds me of my ex gf.
She would wake up in the middle of the night and ask where she was. She would also just get these random "jumps" like a crack twitch, which made it really scary whenever she was driving the car.
She was 21, and had said she had fucked around 25 other guys before me, starting around the time she turned 19.
The sad part is, I would have stayed with her had she actually stayed clean. ended up breaking up with her after a while, she couldnt handle the sober life.
>>25024985
if u love something set it free. if it comes back with track marks u made a good choice
>>25024980
You're a worn out sluute
Deal with it, Normie
>>25025010
I dont really get what you mean.
I still feel sad, but in the same way I felt sad after finishing the fate ending in FS/N. Its been like this for a while, a real somberness.
>>25024980
Not a real female.
Just some faggot fucking with us.
>>25025044
>I want to throw away the good life to be a loser on 4chan and complain about people living the good life
Haha are you bent?
>>25024750
>Be robot back on first /r9k/ board ten thousand years ago (ok li
Stopped reading
RIKASA???
>>25025103
I dont understand what you wrote there either...
Where are you getting keywords:
-goodlife
-4chan
-complain
-loser
I never mentioned those in my posts and my posts make no relations to those topics...
>>25024750
>dating most "normal" guy ever
aka not tall and built enough
>talks about marriage and puppies
but doesn't treat you like a fucktoy, which gets you wet as fuck
>has decent dick
but not like the 9" cock you took that one thrilling time
If legitimate I'm happy you're becoming used up and gross lol
Used to be I'd feel bad for the beta but he should know better too
>>25025103
if this is the good life im over it. bars are expensive and im dating someone that i had to explain how to wipe butts properly
>>25025277
>how to wipe butts properly
?
Is this like that toilet roll position autism where it doesn't actually matter?
>>25025217
hes 6' and great in bed. Dick is actually great.
He wanted to watch 50 shades of grey 2 nights ago though.
>>25024750
>hey guys im a grill but im also a robot like u and lol im like soooo tired of Chad's dick and just wanna chill with some dank memes amirite gusy???:)??
yeh no, fuck offnice bait tho
>>25025353
ok let me ask you this how do you wipe your butt? you reach behind right and wipe front to back.
he lifts his balls and stuff up and wipes back to front
And ive peed in sinks because i was too lazy to walk to the bathroom, but i cant ... i cant wrap my head around this
he has pooballs
>>25025417
>he lifts his balls and stuff up and wipes back to front
That's weird sure but it doesn't matter
Some guys piss with their pants around their ankles who the fuck cares
