Who /mischief/ here?
>watch humiliation jerk off instruction porn
>jerk off the way she tells me to for the whole video
>she tells me I can only cum when she says so and begins to count down from 10
>cum when she gets to 5
>she tells me to eat my own cum
>"no"
>exit out of video
>mfw I'm not even into humiliation porn and it was a ruse the whole time
>tfw I strangled my neighbor's dog out of boredom and they held a funeral
>ItWasn'tMe.jpg
>tfw a 12 year old girl called me when I was 17 saying her parents were abusive as hell and child services had been called and she had to run away because her father was on drugs
>I told her it was ok
>brought her a jacket and some chocolate and told her we should go for a walk
>I raped her in the woods and she screamed but I hit her til she shut up
>it felt incredible, the thrill of that is unbeatable I swear
>>25024591
A B H O R R E N T
>take a shit
>bowl is stained pink with blood
>wipe is covered in bright red blood
>tell friend
>he tells me to see a doctor
>don't
>be me
>driving home from work
> have to drive thru a campground to get home
> honk horn and scream reeeeeeee out window
>its 2 am
>ITT: things we wish we could do but don't because we're too afraid.
>>25024591
>saving, do not turn off your console
;) thas rite
>be str8
>discover 4chan
>notice that there sure are a lot of trap threads
>some people are obviously annoyed by them
>make numerous boipussy and trap threads because I am /mischief/
>gradually build up a substantial gay porn collection
>gradually escalate the "gayness" of my shitposts
>come up with elaborate propaganda in an effort to convert other str8 guys
>ironically masturbate to the gay content that I post
>slowly realize that I must be bisexual
>mfw my own propaganda turned me into a literal faggot
>people keep stealing from my gallon jugs of lemonade in the back fridge
>almost done with current gallon, take screwdriver and stab holes near the top on the opposite side of the handle
>open cap
>insert soap
>wait
>hear yelling and a crash from across the house
>roomate poured lemonade everywhere from the holes, slipped on the soap and knocked his wrist up good
I pay three dollars for my fucking big bland publix brand fuck off roomie
>>25024591
I do the exact same thing, OP. And on top of that:
>the girl in the video starts making fun of me "for needing to pay for porn"
>tfw I'm streaming it for free
>>25024657
any proof of this?
>>25026266
>implying he'll ever use the internet in the same city again
