Why don't you have a job as a dishwasher?
It's pretty cash.
>Earbud(s) in 99% of the time
>Literally the only time I speak it's either "Hey" or "Excuse me"
>Alone in the dishpit for hours at a time just mindlessly running plates through a machine
>You can seriously write a book in your mind while putting a dent in your stack of dishes
>You'll always have a job since no one else wants to wash dishes
What the fuck are you waiting for?
Depends how long. It kills to stand and do dishes for prolonged periods.
I loved being a dishwasher when I did it. Looking to do it again honestly. Its the only job where you can come to work smashed out of your fucking mind and listen to music. It's like having your own party back there.
>2 years dishwashing experience required
>>25023908
>there are actually places that require experience to wash fucking dishes
>>25023908
Sadly this isn't even a meme. I was on snagajob yesterday and several dishwasher jobs actually required experience with three references.
>>25023908
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>>25023932
This is basically every single Australian job in existence. Except here you might even have to do a month course on how to wash dishes that cost 3000, and you need to also pay for a license.
Welcome to my shit hole of a country.
humans need not apply (hue)
>>25023829
I've applied to be one but even they won't hire me.
The diner I work at only hires retards from the retard home so they can pay them less for washing dishes
And they all suck at their job
Isn't it obvious, you buffon?
Shit wage, no benefits
No prestige
No chance of moving up to anything, ever; dead end job
Even the cooks look down on you
What the fuck makes you think I want to be a dishwasher? I may be a fucking loser in a dead-end job, but if I'm going to dream, then might as well dream something good while I'm at it: a job with salary and benefits, owning one's own house, having disposable income.
Keep your dishwashing shit.
I hate washing dishes and I can't get hired to be one even when I tried.
No one wants me for any reason.
Any attempts to improve my life financially or materially have/will end in failure.
Hours on end in a small, hot, damp/humid messing with scalding hot water and lifting heavy as fuck racks of dishes? Never again
What are the chances of them hiring someone with a suspended vehicle license who wont get it back until 2017?
im 21 but washing dishes is real tempting. I need the money. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about the job or me washing dishes. If i get to listen to my ipod and not talk to anyone i;'ll show up to work 3 hours early.
>>25023908
>>25023931
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>>25023946
I can't take it anymore. It's like there's an organized attack by all of society on jobless socially dysfunctional robots. Every avenue of escape from this life is purposely cut off by those normies in power. Society has declared war on the robot and will show us no quarter. Well I will not stand for it. I am tired of being bullied by the normies. The time of the normies is over! Robot uprising now!
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
STOP THE WAR ON NEETS
>>25023946
Get fucked mate, I've worked in 3 different kitchens they never asked for job history or references
>>25023946
I got paid $27 aus an hour to be a dishwasher. Hardly a shit country.
>>25024053
>Raging Fedora: The Post
>>25024019
I'm a dishwasher for $11.47 and full benefits
I went from weekend dishwasher to full time.
Plus my employer has a tuition reimbursement that I'm taking advantage of. It's pretty cash, but NO OTHER DISHWASHER JOB IS THIS NICE!
>trying to find a job
>looking for someone with experience!
>try to find an apprenticeship instead
>2nd and 3rd year apprentices!
It's to the point where I've got a family connection who might be able to get me in to work for fucking free. Literal slave labor, just so that I can get that year of experience.
I am at a fine dining restaurant. The chefs make me do prep and go get thing from downstairs so I can't use ear.buds. I do get to work the salad station on Fridays and the grill/ deep fryer on Saturdays so it's kinda cool.
>>25024053
That's how it is, these days the only sure fire way to actually get a job is by knowing someone who already works there. Here in Australia 98% of the people i met and talk to all got in this way.
Though you have special little butterflies like this princess here;>>25024055
>>25024075
>Trying to show off about a pathetic wage where everything in this country is over-priced and we are taxed heavily, not to mention things like petrol are a rip off.
That's nice, little boy. I make an average of 1100$ a week in the aviation field. By the way shit cunt 27 is equaled to about 8-10USD / hour in the US OF A.
People in this country are so stupid i legitimately get embarrassed.
>>25024090
Well look at you, aren't you the lucky one?
Well, you got me: I make less than a dishwasher, and this is with a uni. degree. Congratulations.
>Work retail at minimum wage
>After taxes rape my paycheck I'm making effectively less than minimum wage
It's hardly even fucking worth it 6~8 hours on my feet dealing with multiple customers at at time, and most of the time they're fucking retarded, entitled as fuck or can't understand the word no.
Fucking security makes three dollars more than us just to fucking stand there. And now that it's near the holidays the stores open until 2 am an shit, so that means we get out at fucking 3 am only return at 10 if you're particularly unlucky. And you can only imagine the trash that comes into the store at such a time.
Fuck man. At least my co workers are cool, except one of 'em. Fucking faggot will throw his fellow co workers under the bus a the drop of a hat to please a customer.Tap dancing fuck.
>>25024053
I thought NEET life was the best life? Why would you WANT to work, meng?
>>25023829
>You can seriously write a book in your mind
i doubt you're intelligent enough for that if you ended up a dishwasher
>>25023829
This was pretty much me at my government job. All I did was mindlessly type all day while listening to music/podcasts. During social events I just drove to a secluded area and took a nap. Shit paid like $22/hr too and no experience was needed.
Fuck I'm sad I'm gonna miss out on it next year. I shouldn't have decided to go to college.
>>25024330
You fucking lucky bastard. And me, I've been trying so hard to get into a government job, and can't get even the most menial shit, even at the lowest municipal level.
>>25024181
You have to pay for parking? I don't understand
>>25024353
All I can say is to keep applying. It was a year after applying that I actually got the job, despite the fact that I blew their typing tests out of the water three times already.
>>25024354
It's a secured AirPort parking for the staff. Inside the actual parking there are also bus stops.
It's nifty. You can also park there as long as you want and come in when you want even on off days (Family wants to travel or something etc..)
>>25024330
>>25024379
What was it?
-blox-
>>25023879
>my feet hurt
Because I got a job doing stupid computer shit instead. My bosses think I'm a hard worker, but I'm just fast as fuck from playing RTS games as well as doing everything as efficiently as possible. I spend 90% of my day watching youtube videos or fucking around on my phone.
>>25024282
>Implying the type of job you have dictates how smart you are.
>Sounding autistic
Good job senpai
>>25024403
Just entering tax forms. Forms come in and the stuff on it is typed. Nothing exciting or anything.
>>25024379
I've been applying since before I graduated with university, which is more than a year now. No single job calls me back - all of them reject me. It's the same no matter what level: city, county, federal (I don't even bother with state, our state government pays shit and offers no benefits because we're supposed Conservacucks).
I'm so tired of my private sector job with the absolute shit wage and no benefits and its lack of prestige. I'm just going to end myself soon, because this isn't living.
>>25024438
did i hit a nerve, wageslave?
>>25024181
>be student
>below tax free threshold
>receive youth allowance as well
Also it's around 20 USD an hour, you silly cuck. For any country that's a decent wage, and if you deny that you're a fucking idiot desu.
>>25024053
Please join us in the Beta Uprising!
>>25024467
>Also it's around 20 USD an hour,
Are you fucking retarded? Go back to High-School and retake your mathematics. What an absolute dumb cunt.
>>25024448
I know that feel. Pretty much was in the same situation until they randomly decided to call after a year. Guessing you're from Ontario as well. What city you from?
>>25024450
No honestly. You just genuinely sound autistic senpai. You forget the fact that their of plenty of people that can't job opportunities because the job market these days is so fucking scarce, so their forced to work minimum wage jobs.
>>25024543
good luck on your novel, m8
>>25024019
>no chance of moving up
That depends. Dishwashers become cooks/waiters all the time if they apply themselves and positions come up. That sounds like nothing but they both pay better and are atleast more mentally engaging/less depressing
>>25024520
I'm from the United States. I don't know why you got the impression I'm from Ontario.
Probably why you managed to get a government job, if it's Canada. No offense - it just seems Canada is much less idiotic when it comes to hiring than the U.S.
>>25024567
...and more bureaucratic
>>25024567
Ah sorry man. Usually when people talk about government jobs they're from Canada. Government cities like Ottawa usually hire from the general public when a shitton of taxes come in during the new year.
If its the states, are you trying to apply for a specialized position or do they offer jobs with no experience needed too?
truck driver would be a better job.
>open road to yourself
>don't have to deal with many people
>blast some good old truckin music
I can't for the same reason I can't get a gf or do anything productive with my life.
No one anywhere wants me for anything ever.
They will hire crack heads, retards, and rapist before they would hire me.
>>25024438
>pretends to be smart
>ends up as a dishwasher
>>25024631
There's a bunch of positions that I've applied that only say that 'Bachelor's degree' (no major specified).is a substitute for relevant job experience.
I've still never gotten called but for two jobs, and I didn't even get them, in the end.
>>25024492
google is a wonderful and up-to-date resource anon, you should use it some time.
>>25024677
>capable businessman
>implying you aren't a retard
>physically capable and a real go-getter (of pussy)
>>25023829
Listen to audio books in your other ear and soak up some knowledge.
>>25024679
That's basically most jobs summed up, it's more amusing when you come across some kid who pretends to be on something like welfare or as we call it here (Youth Allowance), and thus plays it off as his dish-washing job is just a walk in the park and hes making stacks of cash.
By the way for anyone unaware, depending on the longevity (How long you've been on Youth-Allowance) you'd be forced to go to a job center and look for work, as well as fill out a job quota sheet where you need to apply to 30 jobs or what ever a month. Don't do as they say or miss an appointment, and your payment gets suspended.
They find out you are working as well as collecting the youth allowance = fucked.
>>25024735
You're so fucking stupid I'm legitimately laughing so fucking hard here, when you consider the exchange rates it's 20usd. Not when you factor in the cost of living compared to America. How fucking dumb can you be? There's no way you go to school. You're a welfare bum.
http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Australia&country2=United+States
>>25023829
If you want to discuss inferior male jobs, you came to the wrong neighbourhood dishman
>>25024687
>can't get anything even with a bachelors
Fuck I really shouldn't have gone to college. Guess we'll both be ending it eventually my man. Hope you manage to find something.
>>25023829
I did it for 6 months, earned like 8 dollars an hour.
Super stressful because it was a family owned restaurant and the family members always yelled at each other.
They baked me a little cake for my birthday though, that was very nice of them.
>>25024778
I never argued cost of life anon, learn to read desu. Although I do agree that Australia is expensive asf.
What you actually did was assume it was 8-10 USD whichmakes it really ironic that you were calling me the idiot over simple mathematics
>>25024840
>I never argued cost of life anon, learn to read desu. Although I do agree that Australia is expensive asf.
I did, and i first mentioned it when i noted the cost of living. You're not only thick as a brick but you clearly have no reading comprehension or any bit of logic in that head of yours.
You must be a women.
>>25024181
Ok have fun staying mad cuz :)
>>25024019
Im a cook in a restaurant and I respect the fuck out of dishwasher alot if them that ive come across are chill as fuck
>>25024903
I'm sorry anon you're clearly much smarter than I am. Sorry that I ever challenged your razor sharp logic.
>>25024950
>Mad
I'm as cool as a cucumber. And will be going out for a ride on this beautiful sunny day later on. I'm sure you'll continue being the welfare bum you are and continue spewing rubbish on 4chan only for you to get knocked 6 feet deep (again), and then try and back-peddle your way out of it.
>>25024859
>literally every fucking student post-grad
>"I was promised employment!"
Get over yourself
i'm a linecook at a lame, mostly white country club and i get to dishwash sometimes
you get the hang out w the qt pie high school/college servers when a banquet is happening
it's not 2 bad
>>25024859
>>25025012
>Didn't go to college
>Co worker went to college and is 3k in debt
>We have the same job
Funny how that works. Third person it's happened too as well.
>>25025007
>being this new
do you really think a bunch of anons really care about your life?
>>25023908
>tfw chad keeps all the dishwashing jobs
>>25025007
>literally subway posting
>>25025007
Not sure you get how welfare works, and backpeddling? Because I called you mad? Did I hurt your little feelings?
>>25023946
Yet somehow you're unemployment rate is substantially lower than ours (US).
Being un- or underemployed is not nearly as bad in developed countries that aren't the US.
>>25024834
>They baked me a little cake for my birthday though, that was very nice of them.
Aww. Also they could have introduced you to a pure immigrant qt3.14.
>>25025142
How can you samefag so many posts yet even after 7 minutes of my initial posts you still couldn't think up of anything besides regurgitating what was said earlier?
I'm pretty cool with other robots on here collecting my tax money, not you though. I don't like my money going to people who couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.
s\m\h
>>25025155
USA Population - 318.9 million
Australia Population - 23.13 million
>>25023829
>>Earbud(s) in 99% of the time
LOL
I worked a week as a dishwasher at uni and walked out after being told not to listen to music while working. fuck that bullshit. it was hot, boring, tiring work. i'll be goddammed if I can't listen to a podcast while cleaning plates
>>25023829
I was a dishwasher for a while but I got fired for listening to music and eating left over food off the plates before washing them
>>25025246
Our ratio of money to people is the highest in the world though (excluding micro-states like Singapore mabye).
It's true that the social safety nets are much stronger in Canada/Western Europe/Australia/New Zealand.
Washing dishes makes me rage.
>tfw local place was looking for a new disherwasher and they probably picked some 40 year old with experience over me
>>25025321
Why would they not?
>>25025293
You are comparing the unemployment rates of a much smaller country with a significance smaller population and wonder why one is better. Are you alright? Smoking a bit of crack lately?
By the way, the way things are going in Australia the money is being slurped right up unfortunately, especially after the mining boom. We don't have the funds or resources to continue living as we are giving money to every bum on the street.
I;d say 20-30 more years if even until we go bust.
used to be one, it was hellishly nightmarishly fucking bad
They kept me till 1am on school nights with shifts that started at 3pm, which is illegal in like 9 different ways because I started when I was 15. Busy days were beyond nightmares.
>>25025343
Also this is Australia for you, filled with the dumbest of dumb cunt politicians in the world.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/treasury/deficits-fuel-600bn-debt-nightmare-as-revenue-plunges/news-story/9ebf9498d48be5e78e196ae7a4de38c1
>>25025333
it's just a feel anon
The most boring job in existence
>>25025444
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/37-million-a-day-just-to-pay-nations-interest/news-story/fea57903323442b60a190cfa868a30b6
>look-up dishwasher jobs
>literally want 3yrs experience
>pays min wage
>>25025012
>your parents, teachers, government, and media tell you no-stop for 20yrs that YOU MUST GET A COLLEGE DEGREE OR YOU'LL END UP FLIPPING BURGERS
>get degree
>lel get over yourself, think ur too good to flip burgers cuz you got a degree?
>>25023908
This. It is a sad reality. This is not a meme.
>>25024330
Cool story. Think I might go down to my local Ministry of Love and apply for a job if I can get $22/hour.
Because your feet will hurt, your hands will be constantly wet and pruned, you'll get cut by knifes that dumbasses leave in the bottom of the sink, youll rub your fingers raw, probably damage your ipod/phone.
Plus you're only needed at certain times like the dinner rush. What are you gonna do when you finish the dishes? Theyll just give you other work.
This is why it's done by underpaid mexican illegals.
>>25025929
Massivelly underrated post.
In my oppinion, the best degrees are the intermediate ones, somewhere between a blue colar and a white colar worker, aka technicians.
College degrees, specially engineering dont give you enough practice and they are mostly theoretically.
>>25024053
There is a solution. Work for free.
Shure you wont get anything from it, but at least you can steal a job from someone more experienced.
Im not even joking, as a matter of fact I intend to do this once im out of college.
>>25026523
After one or two years you already have the curriculum, and there is a high chance of the employer to start paying somewhere during that time.
>>25023829
I worked as abusser, dishwasher, and host at my uncle's winery/bistro, only got the jobs because nepotism. I've also worked as a cook, but at a different place (small cafe). Dishwasher was probably the best and is definitely a good "experience" job for unemployed robots. It's shit work, but has some good benefits
>minimal interaction with people aside from kitchen staff
>can listen to music and no one will care
>personally, I got bigger tips because the tips were split into front-of-house (dining area) and back-of-house (kitchen)
>less staff = larger tips
>always got a free meal at the end of the night
>if you're efficient, kitchen staff will like you and you'll get more food or get to taste new food that's not on the menu yet, or get get to leave early
>also good job security if you're good at it and because nobody wants to actually wash dishes for 10 hours a day
>no uniform required
Being a bus boy or host fucking suck though, avoid those jobs.
Bus boy
>always have to clean up after customers' messes as fast as possible
>always have to lift heavy ass tubs/racks of dirty glassware and dishes
>servers always shit on you
>customers always shit on you
>very small, if any tips
>basically, you're everyone's bitch and you get paid jack shit for it
Host
>have to deal with asshole customers
>have to evenly distribute customers so servers don't get pissed
>have to deal with customers' requests or else the customers get pissed
>have to deal with customers that get pissed off when there's a wait
>have to deal with customers that get pissed when they miss their reservation time by an hour and there's no longer a table available for them
>have to deal with customers that get pissed when they don't get the table they want
>absolute nightmare for anyone with social phobia/social anxiety/AVPD/APD
>uniform required
>no tips, shit pay
Being a cook is alright if you don't mind standing over a grill all day and don't mind gotta go fast work.
