Hey anons. My fingers aren't working very well so I'm not really able to type tonight. I'm just letting you guys know that starting tomorrow I'll only be able to make the thread 2 or 3 times a week.
Can I get you a drink?
Role-playing is gay as shit senpai
Tisane. Chamomile.
I really dislike this board. I don't even know why I post here. Nowhere else to post what I'm feeling, I suppose.
>>25023581
Eat a dick you cuck faggot
I hopr your fingers get better. Mind if I ask what happened?
Just a water for me. I'm sick as a dog, but the comfy atmosphere is intoxicating.
I'll take a vodka tonic there's beets are starting to fill up my stomach
>>25023544
Hey barkeep.
Trying to find a job right now. Gotta make some decent money so I can save up and find my own place. It's a real pain in the ass, though. I might just settle for going back to my old job making pizzas, or a night time stocking job. Need something at least $13-14/hr.
I gotta take the edge off. Whip me up a boilermaker with Jameson and your finest stout. Don't worry, I'm good for it. For now.
>>25023597
Sure thing, anon. Why did you come to 4chan in the first place?
>>25023614
I have a neurodegenerative disease that's gradually getting worse. Started with my feet and legs and now my hands are having trouble working.
Anyway, here's your water.
>>25023634
Sure thing, anon. Do you eat beets a lot?
>>25023652
Smithwicks with Jameson, anon, coming your way. I know trade jobs pay pretty comfy. Are you able to do anything like that?
![s705195631612580925_p73_i2_w1686[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eoa34vx.jpg "s705195631612580925_p73_i2_w1686[1].jpg")
Drinking rum and an entire bottle of pic related.
Anyone watch the debates tonight? I'm a white nationalist, so I'm partial to trump, but I couldn't help but notice Rand Paul was the only one who wasn't retarded and/or evil on foreign policy.
Not too bad of a night. When you don't rely on others for happiness, I find it's easier to have more fun. I'll take your finest stout.
>>25023680
I've been coming on 4chan since, well, forever. But it's so shit now. One can't make a decent feels thread anymore: you get called out for not being enough of a circus freak that they can't make a meme out of your story.
But where else am I supposed to go? It's not even really a 4chan specific thing, either... all the imageboards are the same, now.
(4*2)chan, Krautchan, Hispachan, and all the other *chans...
>>25023680
Oh jeez. I don't know much about diseases, but that sounds like an incredibly bad time.
Thanks, barkeep. I'm here for ya.
>>25023581
this thread is dinner theater level gay.
>>25023544
I just have a water for the time being thanks. Ive been on a 7 week dry spell due to military training. I think it was thw best thing for me because all I did for the last 18 months was drink piss. I went in weighing 78kgs(im only 5ft4) now I weight 66. I lost 12 kgs in 7 weeks, I can see my abbs again, my veins and muscles. Feels good but I miss it. I hit the piss hard yesterday and the day before because I deserved it but today I went for a a run and the gym. Feeling good But im bored now and all I want to do is drink. I dont a reason not too, I ran 2.5kms in 10mins this morning with a slight hang over and still managed to get a weight session in.
Why shouldn't I drink, Ive only got 2 more weeks before Im back in training again.
>tripfagging
Where's the real bartender?
>>25023791
Smithwick's is a personal favorite of mine, anon. Here you go.
>>25023793
I feel you, anon. The golden age of the Internet is coming to an end.
>>25023936
Thanks, anon. I'm hanging in there.
>>25024046
Here's your water, anon. If you need to stay sober, I'll respect that and not serve you water.
>>25024061
I am the real bartender, anon. Last week some anon decided to take my name and cause trouble, so I got a trip to prevent that from happening.
sub-LARPing
baka
kill yourselves
>>25024073
I dont need to stay sober I just think its in my best interest. Im on leave atm at my parents house. I have nothing to do, no civvy mates, no hobbies. I know that when I drink I can put away beers like no tomorrow. It just seems pointless but at the same time I know it will kill time.
Do I deserve to have a 6 pack? Ive already trained today like I said anfd Ill be training again tomorrow. Ive gone through 7 weeks of recruit training, no alcohol, no decent food, stress and ive only got 2 weeks before im back in it again.
This is really good water btw.
Wew.
Just got back from having dinner with my Boss. Awesome night! Drink were amazing.
With that said I'll have another Long Island!
>>25023791
But you just relied on the bartender to give you a drink (happiness) so your point is kind of ruined now.
I'll have some water tonight, alcoholism runs in both sides of the family. I'm going to have my Calc 3 final tomorrow and I'm sure going to do ok but exams always make me anxious especially since this one I already failed before
>>25023793
You could try talking to real people about your feelings senpai
>>25023544
I miss the Frog and Feels. I was in the first thread.
>>25024127
Glad you like the water, anon.
>>25024421
Glad your dinner was good, anon. Here's another Long Island.
Just a seltzer, not sure what I'm gonna do when this place is closed...
>>25024611
I like doing it, anon, but I don't know how much longer I'll be able to make threads.
>>25025471
Here's a seltzer, anon. I'm not sure what I'll do either. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Well lads, it looks like I'll be able to make 2 or 3 of these threads a week from now on. I'll try to give you an idea of which days next time we're open. Should be open on Christmas Eve, though.
Coffee, black.
I'm not sure where else I could post this, so i'm going to post it here.
My parents were drug addicts when they were younger, so they've always been proud of the fact that i'm not.
I did tell them that i'm addicted to sweets though, but they always thought it was a joke or an excuse to get fat. Until 2 days ago.
>Sitting in my room, playing Mount and Blade
>Hear mom pull up, go help her with the groceries
>She bought all the christmas feast food, ham, turkey, potatoes, etc.
>And some sweets
>Apple pie, pumpkin pie, boston cream pie (my favorite), a 2 liter of vanilla cream soda (another favorite), and a box of fudge brownies
>"Jeez mom, I told you not to buy this sort of stuff, it's expensive and unhealthy"
>"Don't worry, it's just for christmas"
>Cook that night's dinner, chicken and rice with vegetables
>Putting plate in sink, when I spot the brownies
>I'll just have 1
>Go back to my room to continue murdering infidels in M&B
>Having fun, decide to bring out my private stash
>Bottle of cheap vodka
>At some point after expanding my sand nigger territory to include the Rhodoks, I get too lazy to fill up my water glass and just start downing vodka
>Black out
>Next morning
>I feel like death
>My mouth is garbage, my hands and dick are sticky, i'm still fucking clothed, and I have a headache that makes me want to just end it
>Go to the bathroom to piss, and take a long hot shower
>While i'm brushing my teeth, I let out a massive, asshole shattering fart
>Smells like I shit myself
>I did shit myself
>Take another shower
>This time, mom is waiting for me when I get out
>She's crying and yelling, barely understand her
>Dad comes in
>Holy shit, his nose is fucked up
>Swollen with a bandage on it
>Ask what the fuck happened
>And they direct me to the kitchen
>It looks like hell
>Puddle of vomit in and around the sink and on the floor, honey, sugar, wrappers, and pie crumbs everywhere
>They tell me what happened
>>25025627
If it's such an issue, I could always just post it at least twice a day. Maybe three on special days?
>morning
>evening
and sometimes afternoon, what do you guys think?
Also hello again, I'd like my usual Cuba Libre
>>25026990
>Apparently at some point I went into the kitchen and started eating all of the fudge brownies and crying
>Mom came in to see what was wrong, tried to console me
>Lost my shit, started shouting obsenities and screaming words in german (I don't even know german)
>She went to get dad from the garage when I started shoveling pies into my mouth with my bare hands
>Dad comes in to try and calm me down
>I throw pie fillings at him until he reaches me
>Then the unexpected happens
>Dad works in the oilfield, big guy in good shape
>I'm a fat NEET, who hasn't been in a fight sine elementary school
>But I sock him in the face as hard as I can anyway
>Breaks his fucking nose
>He's bleeding, i'm screaming again, and mom says fuck it and just takes him to an emergency room
>They get back at like 2AM
>Find me passed out in the floor, vomit everywhere
>Pants around my knees, dick and hand covered in honey
>Other hand sitting in a half-empty bag of raw sugar
>They rouse me enough to half-drag half-walk me back to my bed
>Mom tried to wipe me down a bit but gave up when she thought she heard me mumbling german
>They had a cry and went to bed
The worst part is that they don't even seem mad, just utterly stupefied. I feel like shit. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Bloody Mary please.
I'm failing at work bartender, and I don't know how to save my job.
>>25026990
Sure thing, anon.
Jesus. Sounds like a legitimate psychological problem. Have you talked to a shrink about this?
>>25027016
I'd appreciate that, anon, but I don't want to overdo it. I feel like one a day is plenty. Soon enough I'll know what days I'll be available.
Here's your Cube Libre.
>>25027029
Here's Mary, sufficiently Bloodied. Is it a performance issue or a motivation issue? Either way, I'm sure there are resources available.
>>25027047
Performance issue.
Everybody thinks I don't do shit but I bust my ass.
Gonna get DP'ed by back-to-back organic chemistry and cell biology finals in about 6 hours.
Please toss me something to keep me up m8
>>25027047
Ahh well, as long as they're in the evening hours that's good enough for me.
Thanks familia
>>25027058
Hmm. Have you talked with your manager/supervisor about it? Do they know you're doing your best?
>>25027064
How about an Irish Coffee? Strong black coffee with a shot of whiskey.
>>25027073
Like I said, anon, I'll do what I can. Might become more difficult for me to post regularly, but when I can, I'll make sure the F&F is open. Maybe I should train an apprentice; I know DosEquisGuy ran the place a few nights ago.
>>25027100
I told them I was and that I completely rejected the notion that I didn't do any work. I'm not sure who they believe though.
>>25027047
No, I think shrinks are too expensive. This is the only time anything like this has happened so it was probably just me drinking too much. I normally just drink a few shots to get that warm dizzy feeling. Doesn't make me feel any less shitty though.
Something with whiskey.
I've never had a gf and I'm 27. I can't even conceive of how I would even get one at this age and it really gets to me sometimes.
round of shots with cyanide in them for everyone in this thread please
on me lads
>>25027139
Hmm. Have you discussed this with your parents? Sounds like they need to know what's going on; more than just what they saw.
>>25027137
Could you ask for a change in responsibilities? Maybe something more measurable?
>>25027169
Justbee yourselfgo places where you'd find women with similar interests. Maybe a D&D group if you're into that, or something at the local library.
>>25027179
A round of shots for everyone. Can't give out cyanide, anon. I'd lose my liquor license.
>>25027196
>>25027196
Nothing beyond stepping down from my position and taking a pay cut unfortunately.
>>25027211
Sounds like a tough situation. Maybe you could ask for a performance review? Explain the situation to your boss?
I'll have water.
>>25027278
H2O coming right up, anon?
>>25023680
Do you have Huntington's?
>>25027294
Thanks, man. Flunked out of college. Is it weird that I'm okay with that? I don't know what to think of it.
>>25027316
Not sure. All I know is that it's some kind of mitochondrial disease. I'm seeing a specialist on Thursday.
>>25027320
It's okay as long as you're okay with it. I have no room to judge you, as I don't know what contributed to your dropping out.
>>25027100
>How about an Irish Coffee? Strong black coffee with a shot of whiskey.
Thank you friend.
>>25027021
Strong Drink is a Mocker.
This is the room of some fuckboy Chad roommate of mine that I kicked the fuck out because he was an alcoholic shit.
It kind of depressed me to look at him. This guy was like 27 years old and had 3 children to 3 mothers and still had to rent a room from a group of college kids. And he couldn't even manage that without making dog's dinner of it.
Still, kicking out the ~alpha male~ was satisfying in a way. It represented, for me, a victory over alphas.
>>25027469
Sure thing, anon.
>>25027485
Any victory over Chad is a good day indeed. A Wanderer last week claimed some trophies from a perilous trip to Frat Row; I think I have a screencap of it.
>>25023544
Steel Reserve Pineapple Bartender
>Things going good.
>Gonna get ready to learn to drive in the next 2 days.
>Been putting it off for 4 years.
>>25023581
this. he never posts pics of the drinks he serves either and the drink doesn't even magically appear right next to me IRL when I'm sitting in front of the PC.
>>25027719
Steel Reserve Pineapple coming right up.
>>25027485
>>25027703
Here's the Wanderer's quest
>>25027775
...and his return
