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I'm looking for this girl pic related she will become my queen and me and her will make mixed babies find her rn you beta faggots with meme magic -kingblackchad
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>>25023529
shameless bump help your fucking king out right now you retards -kingblackchad
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cancerus maximus kill yourself
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>>25023631
I won't leave until you find this hot ass cutie for me to put my manhood inside and thrust inside her sweet sugarwalls senpai -kingblackchad
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>>25023667
shameless bump once again are you niggas gonna help me find her or not? -kingblackchad
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please someone help your beloved king pl0x -kingblackchad
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Bumping dis
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>>25023529
> that thing
> thinking he's a Chad
> talks like a 14 year old
Keks all around
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>>25023966
Thanks senpai at least someone cares about me <3 -kingblackchad
Anyways guys lets use beta meme magic to summon her so I can date her and leave forever ready? go!!!1 -kingblackchad

>>25024002
My voice is deep though? This nigga autistic and I still get more ass than you and once we summon that girl from my original post I'll show you -kingblackchad
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do it for the sugarwalls, guys
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>>25024020
You don't get any ass, your a virgin.
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>>25024020
Dude its the way you type. You sound like a kid who just discovered the internet without mommy's supervision
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>>25024048
Because pic related is in my neighborhood would you fuck her? Cause I wouldn't


>>25024056
Wait if I'm typing how am I sounding like anything? >logic -kingblackchad
Anyways continue to summon this bitch please so I can get her and leave -kingblackchad
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>>25024095
I'm sure there are other girls in your area that look a little better, stop posting the same one.
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>>25024152
Yeah, there isn't you dumbfuck that's what is near me you retard -kingblackchad
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>>25024178
Guys continue to try to summon her maybe she'll let me eat her ass or some shit while she sucks my weewee -kingblackchad
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>>25024056
>tfw 2 years later he'll look back on this and either laugh or cringe
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this is fucking pathetic

gusuowsoa
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>>25024217
I'm laughing now so in 2 years I'll be laughing at how I used to make fun of betas and make their fembots orbit me. -kingblackchad
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>>25024230
Says the tripfag that no one knows I'm the most known on this website even exceeding eggman in a single month some people even impersonated me on other boards. -kingblackchad
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Guys if we all can work together we can summon the spirit bomb aka the girl in the 1st post so I can galick gun in her vagina like a real nigga -kingblackchad
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>>25024234
Why isn't your name Tyrone or Jamal?
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>>25023529
Look, from a logical standpoint, finding her address is a waste of time and is also creepy, so I dunno why you want it.
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>>25024256
literally fucking WHO?? kill yourself ... na im just fucking with you, i hope you pull that bitch, she's cute
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the funny thing is she's gonna eventually respond to these threads and absolutely wreck op because he's a fat piece of shit.
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>>25024351
Or someone could "accidentally" send it to her through her skype
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>>25024327
I don't want her address you retard she is a femanon on here she legit posts on here I'm gonna summon her with the power of betas and then woo her with my realnigganess. -kingblackchad

>>25024291
Because I'm not a faggot

>>25024341
thx senpai <3

>>25024351
What if she doesn't rekt me or what if I rekt her and we end up fucking? That's what usually happens just like how sally cusses out chad but then begs for his dick later. lmaoooo right -kingblackchad
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>>25024378
I dare you so I can own the fuck out of her then get her to suck my weewee -kingblackchad
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Get your wizard wands out and find this ebony goddess -kingblackchad
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>>25024383
>>25024402
lol dude i was rooting for you, but talking like this i dont think you have a shot, shes probably fucking some tyrone as i type
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>>25024095
>Because pic related is in my neighborhood would you fuck her? Cause I wouldn't

You're a subhuman obese nigger, you'd be lucky if that disgusting niggerwhore touched your micropenis
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>>25024420
She's mixed with persian and stop copying me but thanks for the free bump


>>25024463
>tfw tyrones literally are afraid of you in your neighborhood after you put them in your place
>tfw they stay in groups now because of what I did
>tfw I'm a real ass nigga and nothing can stop me -kingblackchad
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>>25024489
My penis is 7-7.5 inches and I'm smarter than you stop using the same jokes hugo strange jesus. -kingblackchad

>>25024494
>after you put them in their place
sorry about that tired as fuck
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I'm not interested in sex or relationships and i'm slightly attracted to mystery.jpg. It's not gonna happen nigga.

also i'm slightly worried for my safety
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>>25024494
>tfw none of this happened
This is an anonymous board, no need to be insecure.
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I'm a massive faggot and I like big dicks. - kingblackchad
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>>25024533
>tfw mystery.jpg talks to you on omegle on a blackbox after you own her for ages.
>tfw she flirts with me yet claims she doesn't like blacks
>tfw she proves her validity by posting my name on a post to prove it's her on her trip
>tfw you skip her ass on omegle
feelsgoodman that bitch is dirty as fuck. lmao -kingblackchad

>>25024544
>tfw the fact he talks about insecurities proves he's the insecure one
nice try beta - kingblackchad

I feel we're close to summoning her keep trying guys -kingblackchad
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>>25024585
Not me once again nice fantasies though you queerbait -kingblackchad
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>>25024589
this is me >>25024533 i have been summoned

I have rejected your boyfriend/cock inserter application. thanks for applying!
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>>25024589
Alphas and betas aren't real. We're all people, what we are labeled as don't define our actions and neither do our reputations. Please stop being ignorant.
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gustav tell your normie group to fuck off /r9k/
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>>25024020

Your voice isn't deep, Michael.
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>>25024614
ew bitch I wasn't trying to summon your ugly ass I wanna summon an actually attractive female aka original post. mystery, hop off my black dick like seriously -kingblackchad

>>25024645
That's what a beta says

>>25024647
gustav from skype is the epitome of a beta and a r9ker he literally told me he took a dick in the ass and fucked a man in the butt but never lost his virginity to a woman.

>>25024669
It's deeper than yours bitchnigga -kingblackchad white boys balls never drop how you think they got that average 5 penis size LMAO
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>>25024533

lol, knew she was gonna blow that nigga the fuck out.
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>>25024685
Nah, it's what a gamma would say, there's not much time to think of such trivial things. Carnal desires shouldn't be the majority of your concern as it only leads to shallow happiness.
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>>25024685
i'm the persian/somali chick. mystery.jpg is the only one for me tbqh.

just repeating my last post: application denied. thanks for trying out!
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>>25024730
It isn't what a gamma would say retard that doesn't exist lmao -kingblackchad

>>25024733
No you don't seem to get it, THIS thread was the application for YOU since you posted you essentially auto tried out and you failed thanks for trying out though you can suck my weewee now if you're actually her. -kingblackchad
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>>25024787
You still haven't refuted a point, you went to insults and name-calling. Clearly, emotion manipulates you and makes you beta. Also, the only person sucking weewees tonight is you and your mom, mother like son.
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An ancient evil awakens
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>>25024824
If emotions manipulate me why am I laughing at you while talking to a girl on skype? Also shes gonna suck my weewee the girl from the original post -kingblackchad


>>25024844
Why are you derailing the thread with a legit fag and autist?
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>>25024787
>w-what? you're rejecting me? WELL I'M REJECTING YOU FIRST

kek, I could tell you weren't Chad but I didn't know you were THIS pathetic. Did you really think i'd want to fuck you? How deluded can one anon be?
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>>25024862
You're not though, you're lying to defend your ego, you shouldn't care about how low people think of you.
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>>25024883
I mean, I'm not a chad I'm a real ass nigga which is above a chad also it seems like you wanna fuck me with you talking hella shit and putting thought into your post lmaooo skadattle if you are her but before you go you can suck this dick bitch. I knew this would've prolly happened which is why I summoned you on purpose so I could reject you or if you were on my dick not reject you -kingblackchad

>>25024901
This is totally lies though see pic related -kingblackchad
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>>25024982
Alright bro.
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>>25025001
Yeah, you're fucking done you see that shit? Let that be an example for the next nigga to shitpost on here you will get silenced also, the bitch from my original post? Let's just put it this way, if you aren't on my dick now eventually you will be just like every female is I'm like crack people can't get enough of me. -kingblackchad
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>>25025036
brah how old are u seriously
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>>25025036
Ok, Johnny. Go to bed.
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>>25025059
I'm 18 years old at 16 years old I had 21 year old bitches on my weewee this shit is 2 easy, so getting the girl from original post will be easier. -kingblackchad


>>25025065
nigga, I'm black not white that just doesn't work -kingblackchad
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>>25025036
This is top notch post-ironic memeing, good work tbqh. Maybe if you were slightly less autistic it could work between us.

Good luck with getting Caroline on your dick f a m.
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>>25025076
Rumor has it that you're a virgin.
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>>25025091
If you were talking slightly less, sucking my dick more or having a decent personality then it could work between us. Also, are you jealous or some shit already? GL GETTING THAT OTHER GIRL ON YOUR DICK!!!1 Anyways, here's my skype: awesomerex13 if you get jealous enough. lmao -kingblackchad


>>25025111
Scroll up for the reason why -kingblackchad
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beta robots need to work harder on that summoning, tbqh
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>>25025394
Yeah I know they need to summon this bitch so I can get my weewee sucked or at least date her or something god -kingblackchad
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>>25023667
You look like a half downie is mah nig
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>>25025542
I don't have down syndrome you fucking autist just stop with the roasts you'll get owned everytime boy -kingblackchad
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She's really qt.
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>>25025976
that is quite an old picture of me, how many of me do you have saved?
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Alright, chad, here's the deal
If I give you info will you stop tormenting /r9k/ with your threads?
Really, I don't mind you staying but stick to the OmegaRuby threads for fucks sake
No body outside of them cares about you or any of those cam whores you like so much
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>>25026067
>omega ruby
*omegle
Weird autocorrect
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>>25026005

real talk
>timestamp where tbhhh
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>>25026080
>me posting another picture with this madman on the loose
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>>25025976
Not many. I'm not OP btw.
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>>25026132
Alright if you're really her then, say it
Say the "catch phrase"
Yknow what I mean, "Captain"
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>>25026132
>you making unsubstantiated claims about your identity when the burden of proof lies on you

Could be literally anyone.
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>>25025976
can you hop off my bitches clit pls and hop off this thread nigga -kingblackchad
>>25026005
As many as he fucking wants obviously bitch -kingblackchad

>>25026067
If you can get her to date me and suck my weewee sure -kingblackchad

>>25026132
Bitch, how am I a madman if I'm not even saving your photos are you crazy? hop off my weewee -kingblackchad

>>25026156
Yeah you could never be me bitch I'm a real ass nigga and are you this beta that you have to save pictures of a girl you'll just orbit forever and never date? a 4/10 girl at that? -kkingblackchad

>>25026164
Hop off her clit pl0x

>>25026163
stfu nigga you fucking faggot -kingblackchad
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>>25026156
were you skincare anon? I think we might've talked about skincare routines?
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>>25026185
Just use some lotion and get good genetics why are ya'll niggas killing my vibe? We're suppose to be summoning this bitch so I can either roast her, get my weewee sucked, or get a new gf like wtf are you niggas doing? -kingblackchad
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>>25026185
Nah, we've never spoken. I just save your pics whenever they're posted here.
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>>25026230
So you are a beta faggot? All you do is save pictures and get no ass and beta orbit. rofl -kingblackchad
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>>25026181
are you mentally challenged? how are you not saving my photos when you've posted 2 so far?

>>25026230
that's fair, i wonder if I have any of your photos too? have you posted your face before?
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>>25026252
I only saved 2 bitch and that was to post them as the thread posters I'll delete them now. Also, the only reason why I know about your 4/10 ass is because someone asked me if you were cute but with that stink ass attitude the only people that will want you are some beta orbiters. foh with your stupid ass before I roast you some more are you mentally challenged with that jimmy neutron ass head? -kingblackchad
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>>25026181
Alright buddy, here's the scoop:
>she comes on around late morning-Early afternoon
>noticeable for constantly using a Pepe wearing a monocle
>usually hangs in uni and general feels threads
>a regular /co/ patron
>also noticeable for saying "I am the captain now" as a joke because she's part Somali
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>>25026163
i'm the c-captain now
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>>25026291
>>25026292
>"I am the captain now"
>split second posts
Oh shit
I-it is her
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>>25026252
Only once a few years ago on /soc/ in one of those rate threads.
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>>25026291
>pepe wearing a monicle
i do not own a pepe like that

the rest is very accurate, spooky
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>>25026291
So essentially, how does this help me get my weewee sucked or summon her? Nigga all you did was give me trivia fuck you betafaggot try harder next time -kingblackchad

>>25026292
shut the fuck up retard, you aren't her or if you are her you're autistic -kingblackchad


>>25026305
It isn't her and if it is stop being a beta orbiter you little bitch.


anyways going to bed at 2am in like 3 minutes so if this bitch actually does show up add my skype awesomerex13 if you don't add it at least suck my weewee for wasting my time summoning you, thanks somalihoe -kingblackchad

>>25026307
No one cares you betafaggot -kingblackchad
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>>25026252
why would you save loads of pictures of guys faces?
kind of weird really
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>>25026327
Why are you ignoring my posts after I roasted you? Are you this afraid of my realnigganess that you only respond to betas now? -kingblackchad

>>25026336
Because it's probably some gay guy or some shit and not even her I'm just going along with it for lulz -kingblackchad
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>>25026336
I don't know, it's just a small hobby. Post your face if you want in
>kind of weird
We are on /r9k/ after all.
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>>25026327
It's what the chicas down in femshit feels told me
>>25026331
Damn nigga, chill out
I'm only trying to help by giving you her schedule and shit, you could use it to catch a time when she's on and then talk to her
But damn if you feel it's such shit advice, then do your own dirty work
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This is why you dumb hoes should never post your pic on r9k. Idk wtf you expect posting your pic here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLOfhX7PMy4
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>>25026379
>chicas down in femshit feels
they were just talking about me? was it mystery.jpg? that qt bitch
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>>25026365
you could have my face, but i'm certainly not posting it in this miscarriage of a thread
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>>25026365
You mean an autistic hobby you dumb retard -kingblackchad

>>25026379
I'm just fucking with you, good work beta. -kingblackchad

>>25026387
idk what you expect when you shitpost in my thread but btfo faggot -kingblackchad

>>25026391
gtfo retard with that shit -kingblackchad

ANYWAYS GOING TO BED NOW IF ANY FEMBOTS OR THAT ONE BITCH IS ACTUALLY SUMMONED ADD AWESOMEREX13 SO I CAN EITHER ROAST YOUR SHIT OR GET MY WEEWEE SUCKED. -KINGBLACKCHAD

>>25026416
mystery is ugly and you are a 5/10 get a fucking grip if you're her and stop ignoring me and suck my weewee -kingblackchad

>>25026424
Yeah cause you'll get roasted and every thread is a miscarriage I'm gonna get rid of 2015 cancer and replace it with 2007 cancer so you fags can fuck off 4chan was created by normies for normies.

Also repeat if any fembots wanna suck my weewee my skype is in this post!!1
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>>25026387
It amazes me when femanons post their face and just chat like no one's gonna find them out
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>>25026416
I asked about you for chad, some chick responded
But no, as far as I know Mystery doesn't like you, at least that's how she was acting earlier
>>25026445
Thank you
Good luck with the Somali chick
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God I hope this autist is just trolling. If not, he's truly terrifying.
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>>25026475
Imagine if someone identified her, her body would probably be found a week later. This guy needs to chill
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>>25026252
>tfw the creepy face collector is actually a qt girl
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>>25026475
he's 100% trolling tbqh, no one is this retarded
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>>25026519
hes genuinely not
crazy shit
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>>25026445
Cringeworthy award goes to you.
>>25026463
I've seen some pathetic shit when anons try to cake to these hoes but this kid takes the fucking cake
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>>25026519
Even if he's just fucking around trolls do some really crazy shit to fuck with people. He's getting kinda creepy and she's being an idiot and dragging this on longer than she should
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>>25026519
Idk 4chan is known for some real weirdos and creepy shit. You can never be too cautious with anons like this
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>>25026519
If you're the femanon I think you should stop responding to him and let him get bored in a few weeks. Also stop identifying yourself when people repost your picture. This dude is fucking weird and there will be more wierdo's to come
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>>25023529
tfw shitskin OP won't even be able to incept viable children in Asiatic woman waifu.

O r9k, so full of hop, lol
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>>25026252
so facefaggot, can I ask you:

Do you actually like those guys' faces or did you just save all of those so you can post screenshots of your folder and "scare people out of /soc/posting on r9k"?
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>>25026696
Wow this thread was messed. Doubt she's gonna be replying anymore
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>>25026740
I hope king fat black retard really does murder her so she'll stop posting my fucking face.
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>>25026379
BlackChad is dick sorry my Somalian brother
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>>25026772
Only a matter of time at this point. Girl better go full anon, she's being so stupid
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>>25026772
Why'd you post your fucking face in the first place?
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>>25026874
just for a laff
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